ESPY's

[preppyak]

Discuss...

Lance Armstrong is killing at the moment, they lined him up with some solid jokes.

[Brownpants06]

Hahahaha I thought a lot of that stuff was funny. Obviously it wasen't Lance's writing though.

[thejetstolehome]

lance's got jokes apparently. i like it.

and even though i like wade a lot more than vince young, young deserved that award.

[preppyak]

Hahahaha I thought a lot of that stuff was funny. Obviously it wasen't Lance's writing though.
yeah...and they got the crack in on Phil Mickelson, well done.

Vince takes the first award.

I think Kalen Pimentel is gonna take this next one

[preppyak]

haha, Mike Metzger looks pimp

[thejetstolehome]

these under armour ads are so overly dramatic....especially the one with the pop warner team.

edit: and you're right...metzger looks pimp and a half. and his wife is hot.

[preppyak]

yeah...but "Click-clack" is brilliant. They always manage to out do themselves with a slogan that becomes popular

"we mush protect this house"

[KB3RG]

I was taken by the left nut joke

[preppyak]

hahaha..."now you're blind"

[thejetstolehome]

DWade looks like a 1920s jazz piano player. and i love it. and chris paul had better win this.

[preppyak]

and Chris Paul ftw

though Ovetchin had some nasty goals

And SHaun White already wins this

[Brownpants06]

hahaha that was dwight from the office. that segment was funny just cause it was him.



ovechkin easily should win this award but he def won't since no one watches hockey

[KB3RG]

Ovechikin deserved it

[preppyak]

hahaha that was dwight from the office. that segment was funny just cause it was him.

I thought it was him...good stuff

[thejetstolehome]

3-3 on winning atheletes thanking god. i'm gonna say at least 10 drop the G bomb tonight.

[Brownpants06]

3-3 on winning atheletes thanking god. i'm gonna say at least 10 drop the G bomb tonight.


what else can they really say? thanks god, thanks teammates, cya.

[xbrokendownx]

Ovechikin deserved it




nah dude chris paul. ovechkin is the man i agree, but theres no way he wouldve won

[KB3RG]

Ya Big Ben should say it the most....

[xbrokendownx]

the jimmy v speech always gets me...


KIEFER! yesss i didnt know he was there

[xbrokendownx]

wtf matthew mcoughehay, why are you not dressed up?

[histrionics22]

wtf matthew mcoughehay, why are you not dressed up?
its part of his image. and i hate him.

[thejetstolehome]

wtf matthew mcoughehay, why are you not dressed up?

because he's probably stoned? idk

as to the story--i remember reading about this in the New York Times.

[KB3RG]

Mcconaughey is a bum

[KB3RG]

Whats with all the sunglasses?

[AShannon04]

I honestly think Lance is one of the best hosts of an awards show I've seen. The jokes at these things are usually really lame, but I've definitely been pleasantly surprised so far.

[histrionics22]

Whats with all the sunglasses?
ask lebron

[xbrokendownx]

this song is a good sports song, i remeber it during the big east tournament, i always got me pumped up for the games


PS if david wright wins this, ill murder someone

[histrionics22]

vasher better win

[KB3RG]

Best play this year should be Wrights...That was just insane, nothing against the face plant off the fence though.

[xbrokendownx]

good, prothro won.

[histrionics22]

Best play this year should be Wrights...That was just insane, nothing against the face plant off the fence though.
he should have caught it with his glove. end of story

[xbrokendownx]

he should have caught it with his glove. end of story






THANK you. wright's was a really good play, dont get me wrong, but id put it 5th out of the 5 nominees

[AShannon04]

Are Carmen and Dave still together? I thought I heard rumors theor marriage was on the rocks and I haven't seen him yet tonight (although I just watched Entourage)

[histrionics22]

That catch that won was sweet. I'm just a little bias towards long returns in football.

[xbrokendownx]

Are Carmen and Dave still together? I thought I heard rumors theor marriage was on the rocks.






shes married to me now. :dance:

[preppyak]

this song is a good sports song, i remeber it during the big east tournament, i always got me pumped up for the games

yep, suited perfectly for it...terrible song really, but it goes great with sports

[KB3RG]

ok time to stop talking every second... my friends came over. Enjoy the ESPYs and I hope that damn kid doesnt win...even though I hate Kobe I hope he wins

[xbrokendownx]

ok time to stop talking every second... my friends came over. Enjoy the ESPYs and I hope that damn kid doesnt win...even though I hate Kobe I hope he wins







how can you root against that kid? do you not have a heart?


HAHA greg oden is so pimpalicious

[xbrokendownx]

holy hell, carmen electra is hot

[histrionics22]

how can you root against that kid? do you not have a heart?

Well they are rooting for kobe, so apparently not.

[thejetstolehome]

holy hell, carmen electra is hot

she could shake me all night long.

ba dum chhhh

my roommate had a sweet poster of her up in our room this year along w/the 30 foot Budweiser banner he stole.

[xbrokendownx]

oh god chris berman stfu


hahaha ricky bobby

[AShannon04]

This movie is gonna kick major ass

[preppyak]

holy hell, carmen electra is hot
to be shaun white

This movie is gonna kick major ass
yeah...that convinced me, it's gonna be Anchorman for Nascar, I can't wait

[Brownpants06]

The movie is just gonna be about making fun of rednecks which will be hilarious. And yes, Carmen Electra is insanely hot.

[xbrokendownx]

eh, i guess ashley judd could get it...

[AShannon04]

Ashley Judd is a total milf

[thejetstolehome]

eh, i guess ashley judd could get it...

i'd give her the time of day.

[xbrokendownx]

the second any references were made to kentucky basketball though, shed be out on the curb

[Brownpants06]

holy propaganda batman

[thejetstolehome]

the second any references were made to kentucky basketball though, shed be out on the curb

i'd just tell her to shut her mouth and give her a spanking until she said 'go tar heels'

[xbrokendownx]

helloooooo mariah carey

[xbrokendownx]

will ferrell is the fucking boss

[preppyak]

haha...nice cut-away to Matt Leinhart

[xbrokendownx]

i dont care what anyone says, i think danica patrick is fucking hot


andddd she just shook her ass. well, im spent.

[preppyak]

i dont care what anyone says, i think danica patrick is fucking hot


andddd she just shook her ass. well, im spent. yeah...i know what you mean

Agassi has to win this...he was just nuts in that

I bet the Rose Bowl gets it though

[FondestMemory]

i dont care what anyone says, i think danica patrick is fucking hot


andddd she just shook her ass. well, im spent.

she looks like somebody's aunt.

granted, i'd fuck that aunt.

[preppyak]

she looks like somebody's aunt.

granted, i'd fuck that aunt.
haha...no doubt

[preppyak]

now, who accepts that?

oh, I hope this gets violent...come on Matt, smack him

[xbrokendownx]

fuck doug flutie and fuck that drop kick...the dolphins still won that game

[Brownpants06]

haha...nice cut-away to Matt Leinhart


Hahaha yea that was perfect. I can't wait for the ackward semi-applause for Big Ben.

Anyone else howl at Will Ferrel right before the commercial break with the huge award? hahaha

[histrionics22]

now, who accepts that?

oh, I hope this gets violent...come on Matt, smack him
good thing they didn't let vince speak

[preppyak]

Hahaha yea that was perfect. I can't wait for the ackward semi-applause for Big Ben.

Anyone else howl at Will Ferrel right before the commercial break with the huge award? hahaha Will Ferrel is gold

and yes, this is going to be a great, pointless moment when Big Ben gets re-united with the team...
good thing they didn't let vince speak
It would go something like "I went first in the draft, won the national championship...but, at least you got Paris?"

[preppyak]

I think Jimmy Kimmell is drunk...he looks disheveled a bit

And of course Glory Road won..what other sports movie was their in the last year

[preppyak]

hahahaaha...nice Jake, well done

that kid better fucking win..or I am going crazy

[Broken Parachute]

he should have caught it with his glove. end of story
No, not end of story. You obviously didn't watch the play close enough. If he reached with his glove he would have pulled his shoulder out or broken his hand or something. There was no way he could have done it but barehanded. Split second timing like that, he went for it..it was either barehanded or a bloop single.

[preppyak]

come on Jason...

[Broken Parachute]

So many people ride the Yankees cock I'm surprised Jeter's 'heroic jump into the 10th row of seats cut my ****** face up catch' didn't get a special nomination of it's own. He'll have his own award within the next 5 years.

[thejetstolehome]

if "the kid" doesn't win, i'll shit down someone's throat....

[thejetstolehome]

fuck george mason. fuck them in their stupid asses.

[preppyak]

and in my creepy old man moment of the night...that girl is hot for 13...if she was like 5 years older it'd be legal

[preppyak]

fuck george mason. fuck them in their stupid asses.
it's best sports moment...and their was no greater moment than that kid.

Now, if it was performance, it's a different story


FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[preppyak]

dude, this kid is so getting laid by carmen electra tonight

[xbrokendownx]

So many people ride the Yankees cock I'm surprised Jeter's 'heroic jump into the 10th row of seats cut my ****** face up catch' didn't get a special nomination of it's own. He'll have his own award within the next 5 years.





jeter's play > wright's play

:)

[Broken Parachute]

Kobe's thoughts:

"Fucking asshole..81 points is fucking epic, EPIC..nobody is gonna get that again. Fuck this kid and his 20 points.."

[Broken Parachute]

jeter's play > wright's play

:)
hhahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha don't even get me started

[preppyak]

Kobe's thoughts:

"Fucking asshole..81 points is fucking epic, EPIC..nobody is gonna get that again. Fuck this kid and his 20 points.."
followed up by "Oooh, that Dakota Dowd looks pretty hot...i'm all over that later"

[thejetstolehome]

it's best sports moment...and their was no greater moment than that kid.

Now, if it was performance, it's a different story


FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

i went to hofstra last year (transferring to uconn) so i'm really bitter w/george mason getting in over them. hofstra should've been in over them.

[Broken Parachute]

followed up by "Oooh, that Dakota Dowd looks pretty hot...i'm all over that later"
hahahahahahaaha

[preppyak]

i went to hofstra last year (transferring to uconn) so i'm really bitter w/george mason getting in over them. hofstra should've been in over them.
Yeah...i was pissed Hofstra didn't get in.

[thejetstolehome]

Yeah...i was pissed Hofstra didn't get in.

idk if you'd get this but Uter > Lewis.

[xbrokendownx]

i went to hofstra last year (transferring to uconn) so i'm really bitter w/george mason getting in over them. hofstra should've been in over them.







ohhh were gonna have some problems haha

[preppyak]

god, someone please kill this American Idol guy...he looks 50 and can't sing

[preppyak]

ohhh were gonna have some problems haha
haha...that is going to be one great game

[thejetstolehome]

ohhh were gonna have some problems haha

haha we have the yankees to hold us together in the tough times.

[Broken Parachute]

Big Ben hahaha

[preppyak]

check the avatar

[Broken Parachute]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Maryland Lady Teripans got no cheers

Screw women's sports

[xbrokendownx]

did the maryland lady terrapins get a single vote? honestly now

[preppyak]

Big Ben hahaha
I wonder who wins this award....I mean, ESPN didn't hype this all week

[Broken Parachute]

check the avatar hahahahahaha nice nice

[preppyak]

did the maryland lady terrapins get a single vote? honestly now
even the players from the team voted for the Steelers

[Broken Parachute]

I wonder who wins this award....I mean, ESPN didn't hype this all week
I'm going with the White Sox

[Broken Parachute]

did the maryland lady terrapins get a single vote? honestly now
Nobody gives a rat's ass about women's sports. ESPN should know this.

[Broken Parachute]

Who is this annoying lady announcing? I wanna punch her in the ovaries.

[xbrokendownx]

on a side note, i fucking hate womens teams that put "lady" in front of their names

we fucking KNOW youre women. no ones gonna watch, ESPECIALLY if you call yourselves the "lady" whatever

[preppyak]

Nobody gives a rat's ass about women's sports. ESPN should know this. Funny, Randle El isn't with the team anymore...i hope they let him speak

[Broken Parachute]

J-Mac shoutout! haha i love J-Mac

[preppyak]

on a side note, i fucking hate womens teams that put "lady" in front of their names

we fucking KNOW youre women. no ones gonna watch, ESPECIALLY if you call yourselves the "lady" whatever
Yeah...I mean, the nickname "Terrapins" isn't exactly threatening, but Lady Terrapins sounds like I just had a sex change by hearing it

[Broken Parachute]

Andre3k bitchessssss

[xbrokendownx]

rooney's (owner of the steelers) grand daughter goes to my school, and shes fucking hot

[Broken Parachute]

Talib Kweli bitches alrighhhttt

[Broken Parachute]

rooney's (owner of the steelers) grand daughter goes to my school, and shes fucking hot
Tap that shit, get some World Championship pussy

[preppyak]

rooney's (owner of the steelers) grand daughter goes to my school, and shes fucking hot yeah...that's one of those girls that you fuck for the money...she could be ugly as hell and I'd still do her

Just make sure you get season tickets before you pull out

[preppyak]

Tap that shit, get some World Championship pussy
*moan* can I meet Hines Ward? *moan*

[xbrokendownx]

ahh she made her facebook shit private, i cant look at it. what a whore


PS- talib kweli is the fuckin man

[Broken Parachute]

*moan* can I meet Hines Ward? *moan*
oh baby oh baby oh baby BIG BEN! oh baby!

ahh she made her facebook shit private, i cant look at it. what a whore
boooooo no myspace?

[preppyak]

boooooo no myspace?
yeah...I want to see this girl...we already got to see Justin's yacht girl...we need this one too

[FondestMemory]

on the topic, i wanna nail cowher's daughters. no clue how old they are or if they're attractive, but i want him as my daddy.

[xbrokendownx]

haha im not sure if she has myspace, i dont think so. ill keep trying to get some pics

[preppyak]

on the topic, i wanna nail cowher's daughters. no clue how old they are or if they're attractive, but i want him as my daddy.
dude, cowhers daughter is hot...I know that much. And I agree, just don't piss him off and get the jaw...i'd piss my pants if I saw that

[xbrokendownx]

on the topic, i wanna nail cowher's daughters. no clue how old they are or if they're attractive, but i want him as my daddy.




one of his daughters, megan, plays basketball for princeton

http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/photos/photo_005657.jpg

[preppyak]

one of his daughters, megan, plays basketball for princeton

http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/photos/photo_005657.jpg she might be the one I am thinking of...but I thought she was blonde...

and the younger one (Lauren I guess) is a blonde. The one picture of her is her playing and she looks terrible though

[KB3RG]

how can you root against that kid? do you not have a heart?


HAHA greg oden is so pimpalicious

Dont get me wrong, what the kid did was great but I I just think that 81 points in an entire game against professionals is more difficult than scoring his baskets at the end. My roomate said it the best earlier, this kind of thing has already been done, its called the waterboy.

[Jesse2]

Dont get me wrong, what the kid did was great but I I just think that 81 points in an entire game against professionals is more difficult than scoring his baskets at the end. My roomate said it the best earlier, this kind of thing has already been done, its called the waterboy.

apparently you missed that this kid has autism

20 points scored by a kid that won't be able to go to college or ever live on his own is WAY more impressive than 81 points by one of the NBA's best.

dumbass

[xbrokendownx]

apparently you missed that this kid has autism

20 points scored by a kid that won't be able to go to college or ever live on his own is WAY more impressive than 81 points by one of the NBA's best.

dumbass







omfg PWNAGE

[preppyak]

apparently you missed that this kid has autism

20 points scored by a kid that won't be able to go to college or ever live on his own is WAY more impressive than 81 points by one of the NBA's best.

This is also where I bring up that it was Sports "Moment" not Sports "Performance" of the year...Kobe's overall performance is more impressive, true...but in terms of great sports moments, that kid has to be way up at the top all-time.

And Mike and Mike said it best this morning, the way the crowd reacts makes it...they all had signs of him, they go crazy when he gets in, they mob the court and carry him off...it makes Rudy look like a weak storyline.

[Split2nd]

Kobe's thoughts:

"Fucking asshole..81 points is fucking epic, EPIC..nobody is gonna get that again. Fuck this kid and his 20 points.."
hahaha I'm sure that's exactly what he was thinking. Right after he ate 4 babies because he was so pissed that he lost to a random kid in horse.


Who gives a fuck about Kobe winning that award? He's got plenty of random award shit and glory and all that. This is probably the greatest moment in this kid's life. Not giving it to him would have been fucking horrible.

[Jesse2]

This is also where I bring up that it was Sports "Moment" not Sports "Performance" of the year...Kobe's overall performance is more impressive, true...but in terms of great sports moments, that kid has to be way up at the top all-time.

And Mike and Mike said it best this morning, the way the crowd reacts makes it...they all had signs of him, they go crazy when he gets in, they mob the court and carry him off...it makes Rudy look like a weak storyline.

exactly.

it's not exactly common for and entire student population to unite by anyone that is in anyway "different". those kids in the stands didn't know he'd be up for an espy. they didn't know magic johnson would be making a movie, or that it would be on espn for weeks straight.

it's the best sports "moment" i've seen in a LONG time.