wee wee help

[boysdontcry17]

holi crap, ok, i was with this girl today. and before she came over i rubbed lidocaine (mild anethetic) all over my weiner. then i put the rubber on and did her. turns out it takes about 30 mins for it to kick in. i was in like 45 mins so it didnt do anythin. now my unit feels all numb and jiggly. its so weird.....i knw i know, im a dumbass. thats what i get for trying out what i read on random threads.....help.

[unwritten]

lol omg, thanks for that.

[jusscali]

ha you said weiner

[jusscali]

cut it off ?

[boysdontcry17]

damn!

[ForeverInADay]

turns out it takes about 30 mins for it to kick in. i was in like 45 mins so it didnt do anythin. .
That doesn't make sense...

[boysdontcry17]

it takes 30 minutes to take full effect. i was done havin sex in 45 minutes so it didnt have much effect while i was with the girl

[thisisastickup]

sucks

[ForeverInADay]

it takes 30 minutes to take full effect. i was done havin sex in 45 minutes so it didnt have much effect while i was with the girl
that makes more sense, you worded it weirdly before

haha whatever, i found this funny regardless

[Alba]

Awesome ... now that its numb you should like smash it really hard against a brick wall. Or stick it in a toaster ... that could lead to a good story.

[xvszero]

Lidocaine? Are you fucking insane? Do you know whats in it man? Skin permeaters, nano-antilidomines, supreheshimines, shit man... dude. I hope you didn't use a lot, it can kill your ability to have children for good, one hit, no joke.

God, do you kids read up on what you're doing ever?!!?

[boysdontcry17]

it feels normal now and yes i did read the label. it clearly read "topical anesthetic"

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Lidocaine? Are you fucking insane? Do you know whats in it man? Skin permeaters, nano-antilidomines, supreheshimines, shit man... dude. I hope you didn't use a lot, it can kill your ability to have children for good, one hit, no joke.

God, do you kids read up on what you're doing ever?!!?
Mamma namma namma its sarcasm you fucking idiot.

[AShannon04]

haha, why the fuck did you put lidocaine on your dick?

[Mr_V1tr1oL]

cut it off ?

yup..cut it off!

[dashboard1190]

cut it off ?

that'll probably work the best.

[boysdontcry17]

i always trust dashboard1190's advice so i guess i'll do it....

[Carlo Marx]

So, what? Do you have a problem with premature ejaculation? Why would you numb your dick during sex?

[boysdontcry17]

nah,i just wanted to knw if it worked

[i like guitars]

hit it with a hammer a few times

[dodge_3001]

hahahaa, now that's some funny shit right there

[Freud]

seriously, youre the funniest idiot ive ever known

[James Johnson]

Hahahahaha im starting to love these personal forum threads

[bigmike]

weiner? what the fuck is this? Kindergarten?

[boysdontcry17]

would you prefer the term penis? i like to use "cock" sometimes but i went with weiner this time,

[love_american_style]

next time you should use ben gay or icy hot....the bitches love it.

[LostSymphonies]

hahah we use Lidocaine as a local anesthetic in alot of invasive procedures i do at the hospital i work at

i got a good laugh from this

[ShallowDepths]

next time you should use ben gay or icy hot....the bitches love it.

ok.. I just cant allow you to do this.

I was putting a bunch of icy hot on my upper legs once, and I had an itch, so I scratched and like.. 30 seconds letter I was running around in so much fucking pain it was horrible. Icy Hot does not go on the wang or balls. it burns like a SON OF A BITCH.

[boysdontcry17]

damn dude, thanx. go to hell gre-d'n, though that would've made for a sweet story.

[love_american_style]

damn dude, thanx. go to hell gre-d'n, though that would've made for a sweet story.

hahahaha....yeah it would.....especialy if you got it on a chick....oh she'd be pissed.

[xgloryxfadesx27]

Hahaha

This is the funniest Personal Forum thread I've seen in a long time.

[love_american_style]

ok.. I just cant allow you to do this.

I was putting a bunch of icy hot on my upper legs once, and I had an itch, so I scratched and like.. 30 seconds letter I was running around in so much fucking pain it was horrible. Icy Hot does not go on the wang or balls. it burns like a SON OF A BITCH.

yeah.....theres some base ball player (i forgot who he was) who puts it on his "member" because he dosent want to be too "comfortable" while he's out there playing.

[boysdontcry17]

my friend told me he accidentally got some on his sack once. he said he was in the shower for like 30 mins.

note- keep in mind this is the same dude who put his cat in pillow case and spinned it and *accidentally* hit it on a door frame.

[Kodi_bnb]

Wow.