Basketball shorts

[<*)))><]

Women why you always taking them? I use to have about 30 pairs of them but now I looked in my closet and maybe have half that. Can't you just return them? I understand they are so comfortable but I like them to and I want them back. Anyone else have this problem?

for the tl;dr
Bitches taking my shorts

[Laural666]

Women why you always taking them? I use to have about 30 pairs of them but now I looked in my closet and maybe have half that. Can't you just return them? I understand they are so comfortable but I like them to and I want them back. Anyone else have this problem?
You'll never get them back, get over it.

[llwilliamsll]

I don't lend basketball shorts to women. Either you're naked, in your underwear, or fully clothed.

[AXXXERDENT]

Women why you always taking them? I use to have about 30 pairs of them but now I looked in my closet and maybe have half that. Can't you just return them? I understand they are so comfortable but I like them to and I want them back. Anyone else have this problem?


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?

[<*)))><]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?
I have no idea what you said...

[AXXXERDENT]

I have no idea what you said...

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

[CobraLucha]

LOL at yer lyf mang

[spevin]

wow. my brain hurts.

dont have a problem with my basketball shorts...my boxers and my tshirts yes (but im married..so they just end up washed and back in my posession)

[<*)))><]

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Yes.

[bladerdude360]

Wow, obvious troll is obvious.

[shboom.]

did you lend/give them to girls, or did you just leave them out where girls could see (read: steal) them?

[-karla]

is that you, bryterjonah?

[KidRobot]

There's a Tucker Max story about this.

[<*)))><]

did you lend/give them to girls, or did you just leave them out where girls could see (read: steal) them?
A little bit of both sometimes I'd sleep in friends room and leave them their or when my girlfriend would come to my room she normally wore them back because they covered my floor.

[<*)))><]

There's a Tucker Max story about this.
Oh great book I should reread it, trying to remember what story that is from.

[spevin]

There's a Tucker Max story about this.

i love fake stories.

[tommyishere]

i love fake stories.

at least there entertaining

[Kassie09]

i love guys hoodies, boxers and basketball shorts. I haven't taken any of my current boyfriends stuff but I took so many pairs of my ex boyfriend's. soooo comfyy.

[spevin]

at least there entertaining

so is genital warts.

[coma]

ITT: Lonely man lies about his encounters with women.

[shboom.]

A little bit of both sometimes I'd sleep in friends room and leave them their or when my girlfriend would come to my room she normally wore them back because they covered my floor.

if they're in plain sight they're fair game. sorry dude. haha

[KidRobot]

i love fake stories.

There's lots of fake stories.


They're call fiction.

[spevin]

There's lots of fake stories.


They're call fiction.

what do you call fake stories that someone claims as truth? thats not fiction.

[po0ty]

what do you call fake stories that someone claims as truth? thats not fiction.

lol pretty sure it is

[spevin]

lol pretty sure it is

i was gonna say bullshit, instead of fiction. cause he trys to pass it as true stories.


you are ruining my point here sir! :)

[KidRobot]

23 year old dude just used a smiley emoticon. lollll

[roughroads]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?

I hope this is a joke.
I know the green line doesn't come up, but seriously?
Is forming a basic sentence without huge grammatical errors that difficult?

[roughroads]

Oh great book I should reread it, trying to remember what story that is from.

It was from the "breakdown of the game" where he runs a play by play of how he hooked up with the like Zellers store clerk and why it worked.

[spevin]

23 year old dude just used a smilie emoticon. lollll

i tend to come off as a dick...cause i pretty much am. emoticons help people know that im not trying to come off that way.

sorry you disapprove.

[KidRobot]

i tend to come off as a dick...cause i pretty much am. emoticons help people know that im not trying to come off that way.

sorry you disapprove.

http://img.moronail.net/img/2/9/1529.jpg

was the correct answer.

[spevin]

http://img.moronail.net/img/2/9/1529.jpg

was the correct answer.

hahah, right on.

[Formatfun]

Basketball shorts are the best shorts.

[spevin]

Basketball shorts are the best shorts.

jorts ftw.

[nonamesleft]

I'm more into boy's sweatshirts. I had one for like, 4 months. He literally had to pull it off me for me to give it up. Saddest day of my life. I also have a large number of men's boxers...

[<*)))><]

It was from the "breakdown of the game" where he runs a play by play of how he hooked up with the like Zellers store clerk and why it worked.
I believe it was a target.

http://img.moronail.net/img/2/9/1529.jpg

was the correct answer.
once I read the thing about smileys I was going to post this but damn you beat me to it.

[roughroads]

I believe it was a target.
I believe you may be right.

[trevorshmevor]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?

http://i1.fdc1.endoftheinter.net/i/n/c3fcd35d7cc01f7d7910d8fc8c6c7e8c/wtf%20dog.jpg

[rising_tied]

I just got Bball shorts that say DEEZ NUTS on em. I swear if my girl takes em im tripping her down stairs. They costed me like 40

[drzafs]

Haha, I may wear track shorts on occasion.

[crimsonandclovr]

i like sweat pants...?

[Two Headed Girl]

A year after my ex-gf and I broke up she called me and returned 4 sweatshirts, 3 years of shorts, and 3 tshirts.

Christmas

[Nightfox33]

I have this exact same problem

[limepomegranate]

Women why you always taking them? I use to have about 30 pairs of them but now I looked in my closet and maybe have half that. Can't you just return them? I understand they are so comfortable but I like them to and I want them back. Anyone else have this problem?

for the tl;dr
Bitches taking my shorts
Because they're so comfortable! I steal my boyfriend's all the time but he doesn't seem to mind me wearing them!

[spevin]

Because they're so comfortable! I steal my boyfriend's all the time but he doesn't seem to mind me wearing them!

men put up with a lot for blowjobs.

[onelastdisaster]

A year after my ex-gf and I broke up she called me and returned 4 sweatshirts, 3 years of shorts, and 3 tshirts.

Christmas

I was unaware that years was a unit of measurement for shorts.

But yeah, I have a pair of my ex boyfriend's basketball shorts. And a hoody. We definitely broke up like 3 years ago, but I still love them.
Also have a few pairs of boxers... comfy stuff.

[Sherrice]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

this made me laugh too loud at 3am.

[Reaver]

good thing my room is tidy. it would really annoy me if some girl stole my stuff.

[saveferris]

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
What?

[<*)))><]

Because they're so comfortable! I steal my boyfriend's all the time but he doesn't seem to mind me wearing them!
I don't mind someone else wearing them I would just like it if they gave them back, although at the moment I'm wearing sweatpants that someone once left in my room. I would return them if I knew who they were but I don't so mine.

[Deadbolt23]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?

what is this i dont even


I can't believe no one has heard of that before.

[bluecrunchy]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2i1magy.jpg

[songydarko]

I would never wear bball shorts.

Besides, guys steal things too. My boyfriend stole my awesome huge D.A.R.E. shirt from 4th grade.

[klawansie7]

i have the opposite problem. my exbf used to come over and wear my basketball shorts to bed, and he stole my favorite pair :-(

[<*)))><]

i have the opposite problem. my exbf used to come over and wear my basketball shorts to bed, and he stole my favorite pair :-(
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2UipXzBWfwY-RM:http://cheerdeals.com/2c0b2c260.jpg
He wore these?

[tell that mick]

Not only do they always take your shorts, but they also steal your practice jerseys. I am missing at least 4 random practice jerseys and I know my ex has at least 3 of them.

[herestoyoufla]

I have no idea what you said...
haha that sentence took me forever to read

[Smash Adams]

I would never wear bball shorts.

Besides, guys steal things too. My boyfriend stole my awesome huge D.A.R.E. shirt from 4th grade.
I always suspected char char was a tranny

[songydarko]

I always suspected char char was a tranny
Hahahahaha. He just thinks he looks hot in my shirt.... should I be concerned?

[<*)))><]

haha that sentence took me forever to read
When I was reading that I was wondering how drunk I was.

[Jennurna Gray]

You'll never get them back, get over it.
'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd non-conforming too if you looked just like me...'
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?
is that you, bryterjonah?
I remember that from somewhere, I'm guessing it's him.

[herestoyoufla]

When I was reading that I was wondering how drunk I was.
hahaha.
hopefully not THAT drunk?
it's 1:30pm where i am..
haha

[<*)))><]

hahaha.
hopefully not THAT drunk?
it's 1:30pm where i am..
haha
Well it is 1:40pm where i am so it is good.

[herestoyoufla]

Well it is 1:40pm where i am so it is good.
i like your style.

[Laural666]

'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd non-conforming too if you looked just like me...'.
"i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs"

Funny song, get over it, im probably girly--er than you!

[Jennurna Gray]

"i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs"

Funny song, get over it, im probably girly--er than you!
Nobody said anything about girly, I called you emo.

[Laural666]

Nobody said anything about girly, I called you emo.
Well im not emo.
I don't know how many times i have to tell you,
am i gonna have to get a fucking restraining order.
DAMN!

[<*)))><]

'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd non-conforming too if you looked just like me...'


I remember that from somewhere, I'm guessing it's him.
It is from the video game the conduit.

[<*)))><]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use to go want to do look more like?
I change my statement to give you the clap of the hands for one of the best statements ever. :clap::clap:bav fucking o

[MyNameIsRoss]

Lol, OP doesn't sleep with girls.

[Jennurna Gray]

Well im not emo.
I don't know how many times i have to tell you,
am i gonna have to get a fucking restraining order.
DAMN!
Just another example of how fucking stupid you are.
I dare you to try and file a restraining order, it'll give the cops a good laugh.

Listen, ignore me if it means that much to you.
And stay brutal.

[ReadyForAction]

siq brag

[ReadyForAction]

and I never understood why people feel the need to call Tucker Max stories fake, in the grand scheme of things does it really make a difference?

[Jennurna Gray]

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Obviously that we're it wasn't before.

[Jennurna Gray]

siq brag
Brendan, oh how I've missed you, my love.
!@#$%^&*()_+

[saysmydoctor]

Basketball shorts got me a blowjob once.

[<*)))><]

Basketball shorts got me a blowjob once.
Do tell

[harrisrva]

...

[cory-182]

Women why you always taking them? I use to have about 30 pairs of them but now I looked in my closet and maybe have half that. Can't you just return them? I understand they are so comfortable but I like them to and I want them back. Anyone else have this problem?

for the tl;dr
Bitches taking my shorts

Your post about bro-isms had potential until you failed to come up with more than 1 funny and/or original one of them.

This. Well this just isn't funny.

[<*)))><]

Your post about bro-isms had potential until you failed to come up with more than 1 funny and/or original one of them.

This. Well this just isn't funny.
I never heard of Brosph Stalin, esbronage, so I had two of them. This isn't meant to be funny it just saying bitches taking my shorts. I put a tl;dr so people wouldn't get messed up by my pages of story's.
http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/12/10/10/anigif_jersey-shore-gif-for-the-ages-29988-1260458997-2.gif

[Two Headed Girl]

I was unaware that years was a unit of measurement for shorts.

But yeah, I have a pair of my ex boyfriend's basketball shorts. And a hoody. We definitely broke up like 3 years ago, but I still love them.
Also have a few pairs of boxers... comfy stuff.

oops

[limepomegranate]

men put up with a lot for blowjobs.
He said he prefers my vag over my mouth! I do like to sometimes though! But that has nothing to do with me having his basketball shorts!

I was unaware that years was a unit of measurement for shorts.

But yeah, I have a pair of my ex boyfriend's basketball shorts. And a hoody. We definitely broke up like 3 years ago, but I still love them.
Also have a few pairs of boxers... comfy stuff.
Haha yea I was unaware of that unit of measurement too! And I wear my boyfriends clothes all the time! They're so comfy!!
good thing my room is tidy. it would really annoy me if some girl stole my stuff.
Haha I would search your room steal your clothes and then leave! Bahahaha
I don't mind someone else wearing them I would just like it if they gave them back, although at the moment I'm wearing sweatpants that someone once left in my room. I would return them if I knew who they were but I don't so mine.
Haha nice and my bf and I share his bball shorts and I always steal his hoodies because they're so warm!

[spevin]

He said he prefers my vag over my mouth! I do like to sometimes though! But that has nothing to do with me having his basketball shorts!

that means you arent very good at it.

[<*)))><]

He said he prefers my vag over my mouth! I do like to sometimes though! But that has nothing to do with me having his basketball shorts!


Haha yea I was unaware of that unit of measurement too! And I wear my boyfriends clothes all the time! They're so comfy!!

Haha I would search your room steal your clothes and then leave! Bahahaha

Haha nice and my bf and I share his bball shorts and I always steal his hoodies because they're so warm!
I take girls hoodies when I hangout in their room and get cold or something but I always bring it back, although I might still have a few people dresses, they look better on my anyways. Maybe they are shirts but worn as dresses, huh.

[limepomegranate]

that means you arent very good at it.
Actually I am pretty damn awesome at it he loves my blowjobs :-)
I take girls hoodies when I hangout in their room and get cold or something but I always bring it back, although I might still have a few people dresses, they look better on my anyways. Maybe they are shirts but worn as dresses, huh.
That's hot :-P

[spevin]

Actually I am pretty damn awesome at it he loves my blowjobs :-)

all girls say that....

[<*)))><]

Actually I am pretty damn awesome at it he loves my blowjobs :-)

That's hot :-P
Oh yeah it is but they often tell me to get out of their dress/shirt because I look so much better in it.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Oh yeah it is but they often tell me to get out of their dress/shirt because I look so much better in it.

do all the girls you get look like that gremlin you're with in your profile pic?

[spevin]

do all the girls you get look like that gremlin you're with in your profile pic?

ouch.

[MyNameIsRoss]

merciless

[klawansie7]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2UipXzBWfwY-RM:http://cheerdeals.com/2c0b2c260.jpg
He wore these?
bahaha no but that would be funny, i mean like these: http://www.jkstarusa.com/store/images/uploads/Mesh%20Short%20Black.jpg

[<*)))><]

do all the girls you get look like that gremlin you're with in your profile pic?
I'm sorry hipster kid my friend is you ideal women. http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/click_karen_o.jpg
I guess some find that attractive.

[<*)))><]

bahaha no but that would be funny, i mean like these: http://www.jkstarusa.com/store/images/uploads/Mesh%20Short%20Black.jpg
Those shorts are not very comfortable at all.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I'm sorry hipster kid my friend is you ideal women. http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/click_karen_o.jpg
I guess some find that attractive.

now thas what i'm talking about.. i was half-joking anyway, man.

hipster.....Lol. you make bad threads.

[<*)))><]

now thas what i'm talking about.. i was half-joking anyway, man.

hipster.....Lol. you make bad threads.
I'm sorry hipster kid the only good threads are the threads you haven't heard of. I believe it works something like that, am I right? Why hipster kid do you waste time posting on a bad thread? Did you know the word bed looks like a bed?
http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/757000/198968_omnom_1.jpg
Eli North nose kick

[MyNameIsRoss]

I'm sorry hipster kid the only good threads are the threads you haven't heard of. I believe it works something like that, am I right? Why hipster kid do you waste time posting on a bad thread? Did you know the word bed looks like a bed?

is that supposed to bother me haha? i dont know where you're gathering that i am a 'hipster' from.....and yes, i did know that.

[<*)))><]

is that supposed to bother me haha? i dont know where you're gathering that i am a 'hipster' from.....and yes, i did know that.
I'm sorry are people who aren't hipsters not suppose to know about hipsters, hipster kid. You questioning me because that is racist like this http://m1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/198996_bomb_i_dont_know_what_youre_ talking_about_700x466_1.jpg

[MyNameIsRoss]

yeah...somethin' like that..

lol, i'm done. i was fucking with you in the first place, brotha.

[limepomegranate]

Oh yeah it is but they often tell me to get out of their dress/shirt because I look so much better in it.
Haha awesome

all girls say that....
Yea but i'm not like most girls so there! I only brag about what i'm ACTUALLY good at!

[spevin]

Yea but i'm not like most girls so there! I only brag about what i'm ACTUALLY good at!

then they say that too.

[limepomegranate]

then they say that too.
You're just saying it.

[spevin]

You're just saying it.

why would i do such a thing? i only speak truth.

[limepomegranate]

why would i do such a thing? i only speak truth.
Mmmmhmmm

[<*)))><]

yeah...somethin' like that..

lol, i'm done. i was fucking with you in the first place, brotha.
Damn right hipster kid I'm a fuckin ninja http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40ozcrew/crew/pics/samtheangryjew.jpg

[MilesToGo]

I'm guilty of taking guys' basketball shorts. Well, usually I just borrow. I almost always give them back. Hoodies too.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Damn right hipster kid I'm a fuckin ninja http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40ozcrew/crew/pics/samtheangryjew.jpg

you are a jizzum stain on a Motel 6 pillowcase.

[saysmydoctor]

Do tell
She saw my bulge and was apparently impressed.

[Reaver]

Haha I would search your room steal your clothes and then leave! Bahahaha
but that implies you being in my room!!! :P

[<*)))><]

you are a jizzum stain on a Motel 6 pillowcase.
Really that is the only thing you can think of hipster kid? So now I decided to play your game and use a shitty comeback.

[<*)))><]

She saw my bulge and was apparently impressed.
So you raped her?

[limepomegranate]

but that implies you being in my room!!! :P
Sneakin in while you're gone!

[Reaver]

oh, really!!! so when's your flight to germany?