Four Year Strong - Enemy of the World

[monkeywizard]

Four Year Strong - Enemy of the World
Record Label: Decaydance/Universal Motown
Release Date: March 9th, 2010

Worcester, Massachusetts’ Four Year Strong have truly outdone themselves on their upcoming Universal/Motown/Decaydance release “Enemy of the World.”

Of course by this I mean they have concocted an even more reviling and churning stomach of aural diarrhea than the abysmal ISurrender debut “Rise or Die Trying.” How could one band so fully commit to a full-length album this uninspired and disturbingly pathetic?

The album starts off with an oblique, obvious and insipid space-travel inspired whirring. We get it FYS, you discovered the mod wheel and saw-tooth sounds on your Casio, any other bright ideas? As if in response to my line of questioning, they enter into a pop-punk-by-way-of nu-metal riff-fest that made me nearly throw my mountain dew drenched pizza and cheese fries up all over my typewriter.

After a disappointing ‘breakdown,’ (can you call it a breakdown if it’s a nearly never-ending sea of snare hits?) the bearded losers introduce track two. At this point they unveil their holy trinity of vocal clichés. Vocalist one sings, vocalist two harmonizes, and look at this; some guy yelling ignorance for seemingly no reason at all. It’s as if they paid a trained hyena to bark into a trashcan. To quote the band themselves, “I wont stand for this.”

The next track, the single (and yet, oddly, wholly disappointing) “wasting time” couldn’t be more of a snoozer. Listen kids, if you are trying to write a pop song, something has to ‘pop’ and the only popping going on are the veins in my forehead if I have to listen to this abysmal song one more time. FYS must have been commandeering Fred Flintstone’s bedrock cruising vessel with the relentless, and obnoxious bass-drum pounding. (I’ll assume that they all met during in-house suspension during their ‘special’ education.) Simply put, “wasting time” is an indisputable waste of my time.

At some point in the fourth track, these tattooed Neanderthals decide to release their inner Freddy Mercury and stomp and clap their way to obscurity. You aren’t Queen, you aren’t ironic, you won’t rock me and you aren’t the champions of Worcester’s urinals, let alone the world. Follow this up by a bunch of barbarians trying to shout in unison and I did my mental capacity a favor and fast-forwarded to track five.

Horrible. Next.

This song introduces an unwanted (and totally unnecessary) guest vocalist who lends their chops to “What the hell is a Gigawatt?” This is not what I would call singing ladies and gentleman, where would you even find a tyranosauraus rex in this day and age? More importantly, did you slather the microphone in baby-brontosaurus blood to get the beasts attention? I would be horrified to even ask how they got a bass tone that sounds as if it was torn straight from a 16 year olds chrome muffler on his neon green Honda Civic.
When the next track starts as a suma-cum-laude graduate of the university of Phil Collins I was surprised, when it nonsensically kicks in as some sort of post-hardcore tear-jerker I was, simply put, shocked. Gross. Next.

Track eight could have been a breath of fresh air, instead it comes off as a relentlessly huffed anal hiccup from a two minute clip of high-definition Brazilion fart porn. Then, here we go, another ‘stomp/clap’ yawn-fest ripped off from a washed up and sold out arena rock band fiending for heroine.

I pause the record and momentarily contemplate stepping in front of a speeding eighteen wheeler piloted by a crack-addled and whiskey bent biker white knuckling his suicide knob. I lose the urge when a blue jay sings me a song from the highest branch of a nearby white-birch and I remember why I enjoy music in the first place.

Paranoid sweat drips from my brow as I realize I have to press play and continue my review.

An especially irritating frequency of feedback introduces the next track. I lose track of all the boring pop-cliches and stolen melodies. At one point what sounds like a mentally handicapped and tone-deaf choir of gargoyles try to prove that theirs some semblance of melody buried in these songs. Alas, this is not to be the case.

Track ten, what can I say? The Synth player demonstrates that he has absolutely no talent in his pink-piglet sausage fingers, and the vocal team of Alan Day and Dan O’Connor do their best (and nearly succeed) in making me carve my ears off of my swollen skull a la an absinthe drunk Van Gogh.

The finale track grandstands with an embarrassing bravado. Leaping wildly to and fro from AFI pirated ‘woahs’ to childish garage band gang vocals. After a long and tepid mid-section, the crescendo of the song somehow finds a way to let me down even further. Someone buy these boys a drink, they’re going to need it when America exiles them permanently for this despicable offering.

Song by song, this record is garbage. The record as a whole will surely be enough to evict Oscar the Grouch and find a new home in street-corner trashcans the world over.

myspace.com/fouryearstrong (http://www.myspace.com/fouryearstrong)

[Cøltøn]

lolwut?

[J.Hearne]

what the fuck? how have you even listened to it? i havent but this record will be amazing

[sweetfootaction]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.

[trappedintime]

I didnt even read this bullshit review.

:lol:

[allisterkid]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.
Nice catch. You're right fo sho!

[Scrandon]

What...the...???

lmao

[heroesofthepast]

cute
edit: full disclosure, started reading it, almost thought it was serious. read the rest. holy lolz

[Dystroxia]

hahahahaa

[UnderMyDreams]

hahahahahaha nice.

[xapplexpiex]

1) Is this a leak?
2) This better be a joke.

[UnderMyDreams]

From the Desktop of the
Aforemost, and most vilely dignified,
Grandest and Highest of Dextrous
Simian Sorcerer Magus.


Last eve, after a hotly and brutally fought tenure in the fiercest of battle with the brutish and disgustingly bearded unit of filthily overripe cock-soldiers that makes up the musical disparity forming “Four Year Strong,” a victor was found soaring high overhead. I will admit, at long anguish and self-scolding, that I doubted my own genius and aptitude in skill at various increments in the fierce struggle with the dogged and foolish (yet occasionally skilled with blade and bullet) bards hailing from the grottos and dirt-cesspools of Worcester, Massachusetts. However, I cast repugnant spells of sperm-snakes and mock-shart-thrifts which confused them to the point of insanity. At which juncture I witnessed the ginger (and three least desirable human members) of the band fall outwards from the Steel-travelling-vessel-dubbed-van and stumble blinded by my fierce simian magic. They fought hard, and they fought well, but when your eyes are carved out through will of madness by a sorcerer weaned on bananas and masturbation, there is little one can do. The two darker haired and swarthiest members dove forth and heeded aid. None of this was to any marked avail, I was the highest ranking member of the Simian Magic League! None could face me and expect to find quarter.

No, when the brash and inkily coated men whose separate devices create the pop-punk outfit ‘FYS’ were shattered with manic lunacy and blackness of vision, I flew low into their traveling unit and grabbed from the ‘dashboard’ a round disc of information known as a ‘compact disc.’ This particular disc had no information to provide on its outer shell, but I knew all too well what, like a squirells unsheathed nut, it held in store for me.

This was the sole mastered copy of “Enemy of the World,” the sophomore release from this embarrassing pop-toilet-punk band.

I had grown tired of their incessant meddling, and have decided to put an end to their lascivious career by hitting them where it hurts.
I knew.

I would post scathing blog-site reviews of their new record all over the internet.

I will ruin them. Four Year Strong take heed my words. You cannot escape the gravity of my depraving review. Prepare to be ruined you dog-pigs and bile-stewed oafs!


-Transcribed via angered dictation,

By order of:
The Desktop of the
Aforemost, and most vilely dignified,
Grandest and Highest of Dextrous
Simian Sorcerer Magus.

lol

[songisland]

do you think you are cool or something. terrible review

[hitormiss92]

This is a joke right?

If not, leak the album!

[more heart]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.
I'm pretty sure someone in the band wrote it. Go read Josh's Tumblr and take into consideration the username of the person who wrote this review.

[fobmcrafi6]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.
this?

[TSTLSOOM]

Hahaha

[Adam_was_Here]

this is hysterical. these guys are great

[ThisIsNotDan]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.

wow man!!! you sure are on top of things!!! thanks for pointing out the obvious!

[fobmcrafi6]

http://doesawolfshaveitstail.com/

[denissuxx]

hahahahhahahha wut

[bladerdude360]

People are freaking out about this haha. Obviously a huge joke, and in no way a serious review.

[spunkmastaflex]

tl; dr

[Thomas Nassiff]

this is very lol.

[Thomas Nassiff]

this is very lol. cant wait for the album.

[newfoundmichael]

wow man!!! you sure are on top of things!!! thanks for pointing out the obvious!
if it is so obvious then a lot of people on here aren't catching it.

[eriklipson]

haha great hype!

[flks511]

I used to think most members of AP.net were intelligent people until I read the replies to this review.

You guys do know that it is possible for someone to dislike an album by a band you like?

[ThisIsNotDan]

if it is so obvious then a lot of people on here aren't catching it.

which surprises me

[flks511]

Bets on a member of the band wrote this? It obviously got approved, so I'm going to say that someone on the inside wrote this as a "joke." (A not very funny one, nonetheless, but still an attempt at a joke.)

Also, the user's profile picture is from Enemy Of The World's artwork. Makes SOOOOO much sense....

Nice try, but you lose.
The picture couldn't have been out of sarcasm could it? Nah, that doesn't make any sense.

[mickmadethelist]

Everything about this is hilarious. including the comments.

[Holly HoX!]

HAHAHA hilarious!

[Believer]

It is called a viral marketing campaign

[superBMRuth]

I know they're trying to be funny by writing a bad review of their own album, but part of me is worried that this review will be (somewhat) correct.

[Yellowcard2006]

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Young Machetes]

Best review of the year.

[Efay08]

At first I shit my pants. Then after actually reading this I lol'd so hard. I fucking love these guys soo much.

[bandnamexmyname]

hey, read the link at the bottom.

but it at least proves fys can write a good review. :D

[i_was_a_lid]

Obviously from the perspective of the flying, wizard monkey who graces their covers. Funny as hell.

[introduction]

hahahaha.

[Domcakes]

Hahahaha
Man. That monkey-midget thing is mean motherfucker.

[The Summer Ends]

Very well-written, I look forward to more of your work.

[wall e]

That was amazing, best marketing ever. It's funny how in-your-face sarcastic it is, yet people started freaking out.

[newfoundmichael]

which surprises me
understandably so. i really know nothing of this band and can still tell something is up.

[sweetfootaction]

wow man!!! you sure are on top of things!!! thanks for pointing out the obvious!Apparently you're not very good at reading the entire thread.

[ThisIsNotDan]

Apparently you're not very good at reading the entire thread.

not sure how, from the sight of their recent tweets and whatnot, that people couldn't tell this wasn't a real review. it was pretty obvious

[sweetfootaction]

not sure how, from the sight of their recent tweets and whatnot, that people couldn't tell this wasn't a real review. it was pretty obviousI agree, but it obviously wasn't as obvious to others. However, when I posted originally, this review was posted without any other context. So I can see why that it confused some.
Not sure why you had to be a dick to me though.

[ThisIsNotDan]

I agree, but it obviously wasn't as obvious to others. However, when I posted originally this review was posted without any other context. So I can see why that it confused some.
Not sure why you had to be a dick to me though.

you came off pretty condescending in your first post :shrug: my bad if you weren't trying to be

[TomAce]

It is called a viral marketing campaign
aka tricking people into buying your record...not a fan of the technique

[Johnnydcp]

This review is probably spot on, even if it was written by the band themselves.

[emkvetwin]

AOTY fo sho

[Poochemist]

Clearly a terrible album.

[timb89]

what the fuck? how have you even listened to it? i havent but this record will be amazing
amazing is a big call.

[NegativeCreep]

from what this joke described each song as, this album sounds amazing haha

[TragedyofMariam]

how the fuck are some of these people not catching that it's a viral marketing campaign...and a funny one at that...

read the FYS news from the past week or so and it'll make sense...

:overhead:

[QuietThings430]

Omgz I Haet Bandz Every0ne Else Luvz Im S0 K00l!!!11

[brothaman]

this is awesome. so funny.

[darkboby]

tattooed Neanderthals

[mcquizzle]

Those filthy overripe cock-soldeirs !!!!!!

[_><_]

Best review ever.

[munkmunk]

hilarious reveiw. i thought it was serious for a second. well done

[inthemidst]

Dear Four Year Strong:

You guys are hilarious, and ingenious music-marketers.

That is all,

Kyle

[J.Hearne]

amazing is a big call.

i'm going to stand by this call. but i do feel like a bit of a fool as i didnt realise this was a joke.

[ZoSo1886]

a monkey stole their master, a monkey wrote this review, and monkeys also throw their own feces

[ZacTP]

"Hey everyone, this is all a little weird to pass on to you, but we’ve always been a really open band and want you to know a little bit about what’s been going on.
Over the years we’ve had recurring issues with an angry wizard monkey named Simian Sorcerer Magus, and things seem to have come to a head after a pretty epic battle we had with him cruising I-80 last night. We tried our hardest, but the guy is actually a tiny monkey who has magic powers, so we inevitably lost and he broke into our van.
Luckily, he didn’t take anything too valuable, as Josh’s cell phone has already been stolen, along with Alans laptop, we didn’t have much in the way of valuables. We were momentarily concerned he would steal our nu-metal discography or mulled-cider scented candles, but thankfully he left them for us to keep.
He did however get away with the master copy of our record.
Until now, the only copies that existed were in Pete Wentz’s private vault, e-celebrity Nicholi’s Discman and our tour-van.
We don’t mind so much, in this day and age you begin to expect your songs to leak, but he doesn’t even plan on releasing the songs to the world. His only plan seems to be to write bad reviews of it so everyone hates “Enemy of the World” when it releases on March 9th.
All we can say is, that’s what we get for getting involved with monkeys practicing the arcane arts. We hope you judge the record for itself when it comes out, but we understand if the evil midget-sorcerer-ape turns you against us.
See everyone when we roll through your town on tour!
-Four Year Strong"








Unless it is FYS or something making a joke, then someone apparently stole the master copy of their album.

[rawspinner]

This gives me even more reason to skip class and travel tot kitchener to see them.

[eriatarka24]

It is called a viral marketing campaign
....this....

[robat19]

lol

[aerofan11]

I agree with every word in this review. ;-)

[yayitsjoe]

this marketing campaign is brilliant.

in my opinion.

[Viva Sonata]

keep trollin torlin trollin

[Scrandon]

Can we maybe get a serious review for the album

[sonicfury]

awesome. this actually made me more excited for the album!

[SKooT]

"Hey everyone, this is all a little weird to pass on to you, but we’ve always been a really open band and want you to know a little bit about what’s been going on.
Over the years we’ve had recurring issues with an angry wizard monkey named Simian Sorcerer Magus, and things seem to have come to a head after a pretty epic battle we had with him cruising I-80 last night. We tried our hardest, but the guy is actually a tiny monkey who has magic powers, so we inevitably lost and he broke into our van.
Luckily, he didn’t take anything too valuable, as Josh’s cell phone has already been stolen, along with Alans laptop, we didn’t have much in the way of valuables. We were momentarily concerned he would steal our nu-metal discography or mulled-cider scented candles, but thankfully he left them for us to keep.
He did however get away with the master copy of our record.
Until now, the only copies that existed were in Pete Wentz’s private vault, e-celebrity Nicholi’s Discman and our tour-van.
We don’t mind so much, in this day and age you begin to expect your songs to leak, but he doesn’t even plan on releasing the songs to the world. His only plan seems to be to write bad reviews of it so everyone hates “Enemy of the World” when it releases on March 9th.
All we can say is, that’s what we get for getting involved with monkeys practicing the arcane arts. We hope you judge the record for itself when it comes out, but we understand if the evil midget-sorcerer-ape turns you against us.
See everyone when we roll through your town on tour!
-Four Year Strong"








Unless it is FYS or something making a joke, then someone apparently stole the master copy of their album.
Yeah, I think you're on to something. Definitely not a joke. Definitely got their album stolen. Definitely by a tiny monkey with magic powers.

[AlexAllTimeLow]

Haha! He said typewriter...

[SomedayTheFire]

Still don't think this is funny or smart.

[Charles777]

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOO STUPID IT PISSES ME OFF SO BAD HOW IS T HIS FUNNY

x

[FBRDC]

what the hell was this?

[Brian_Porter88]

Holy crap. That has to be a joke or something.

[ThisIsNotDan]

aka tricking people into buying your record...not a fan of the technique

giving an album a bad review is tricking them into buying it...makes sense

[SomedayTheFire]

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOO STUPID IT PISSES ME OFF SO BAD HOW IS T HIS FUNNY

x
it's not funny :-p

[Scrandon]

it's not funny :-p
:whine:

You're not funny

[luvsickcatalyst]

$10 says Pete Wentz wrote this and this is just a viral campaign for Four Year Strong. Lame.

[SomedayTheFire]

:whine:

You're not funny
:sadangel:

[madsterrrr]

i wonder if they are doing this because they might be a little insecure about the new cd?

i guess the jokes on us.

[yo jeff]

Still don't think this is funny or smart.
this, but i'm not a fan of the band so i wouldn't expect to "get" it

[Mariosux!]

I think the reviewer is spot on. This record is total shit.

[hoops1808]

this is really funny

[TSTLSOOM]

$10 says Pete Wentz wrote this and this is just a viral campaign for Four Year Strong. Lame.
i think its Rob Hitt. haha

[robsurrenders]

I wish i could write that well!!!

[CalRahhh]

Haha, so awesome. Very well written.

[FBTMOPenguins]

Wait so there's some nu-metal in here?! Yes!

[jimjam32]

i think they stole this review from pitchfork.com

[KaneFails]

i think they stole this review from pitchfork.com

Exactly what I was thinking. That has got to be one of the best Pitchfork impressions I've ever read, even if it was most likely unintentional. I wonder if they'd be any good at an AP.net impersonation. And for the record, great marketting campaign, guys, it made my day. :)

[truthbetoldxx]

hahahahaha i love josh. so much

[NateGolubiewski]

Damned monkey wizards.

[RussVanderhoof]

wow this is mondo harsh~

[InMediasRes]

this made me lul

[JustinDM]

God damn wizard monkey!!!

[aradiantsunrise]

Touche, lol.

[roughroads]

I love how some people actually think this is something other then the marketing scheme it is.

Pretty funny if you look at it for what it is.

[varsido]

this is probably true whether it's a joke or not, but exaggerated.. which is disappointing. i'm a fan but nothing since rise or die trying has been very good.

[therookielot]

hahahahahahaha awesome

[nathaniel]

I bet Oprah wrote this!

[TomAce]

giving an album a bad review is tricking them into buying it...makes sense
yep, thats not what I said at all...:sigh:

In case you haven't noticed around the real world but theres no real magical monkeys around. It's a viral marketing campaign to rally kids for the record, completely unbased on the actual quality of the record, so yes, a bad review is tricking them into buying it. Makes perfect sense to me.

[TomAce]

Still don't think this is funny or smart.
me neither, but let the kids have their fun, its nice to see them run around like headless chickens

[mickmadethelist]

Dear Four Year Strong:

You guys are hilarious, and ingenious music-marketers.

That is all,

Kyle
this works for me because my name is also Kyle!

[f00te]

do you think you are cool or something. terrible review
this. exactly what i was thinking

[DCFCutie]

Ahahaha.

I found it funny.

[futilespider]

i thought this was pretty funny actually. haha. love fys

[Wake Up]

love this

[Joeypeapot777]

Accurate.

[jamiechaotic]

lol. nice. so stoked on this album.

[Loyaltabk]

this is supposedly the dude who stole the master

[inyoursea]

lol at people taking this review seriously

[highfidelity203]

Not a huge FYS fan but I thought this was hilarious...hahaha

[Zachals]

this is hilarious! well written, and, oddly, it makes me care about this band

[dpatrickguy]

Haha people thought this was real

[handlikesecret]

excellent.

[NateFoundGlory]

A big "hahahahahahaha" to the poor souls who thought this was real. Hilarious "review" lol.

[sweepthenation]

I'm not even mad I'm impressed

[March_Faster!!]

If "Wasting Time" is any indication of how the rest of this album will sound, it's going to fuckin' destroy. And when I say destroy, I mean like burnin' down villages in Vietnam...that kind of heavy.

[runningohfive]

Lol funny stuff.

[PureBlueSF]

Best review ever.

[i'm a big deal.]

Hahaha. Well written :P

[xjdizzle]

I dont get all the hype about this band honestly.

[nickf85]

Does no one actually think that this review is spot on though?joke or not its s**t album and that is coming from a fan of fys. So many bands these days are just peddaling out pure crap which is alienating the fans

[Scrandon]

^ haha yea sure spot on. oh Dear

[dhelmick]

listened to some of the songs on myspace. its nothing awesome but good compared to other crap

[Blaise&Panthia.]

this is supposedly the dude who stole the master

How very astute of you. It is obviously written by a tiny evil monkey.

[FuzzyPeach99]

Haha, i can't wait for this album

[savestheday3x3]

there first song impresses me.. although set your goals already did this whole album.

[sleepyseanzzz]

there first song impresses me.. although set your goals already did this whole album.
you must be confused. set your goals album was entitled "this must be the death of us" whereas this album title is called "enemy of the world". they couldn't have possibly done this whole album because the two songs that have been released for the upcoming album were not on the set your goals record. also it is "their", not "there".

[JayBee420]

hahaha

[savestheday3x3]

you must be confused. set your goals album was entitled "this must be the death of us" whereas this album title is called "enemy of the world". they couldn't have possibly done this whole album because the two songs that have been released for the upcoming album were not on the set your goals record. also it is "their", not "there".
yea, they changed the name of the album and songs... and sorry for the typo how could i misspell a word on an absolute punk FYS forum... crazy me

[savestheday3x3]

you must be confused. set your goals album was entitled "this must be the death of us" whereas this album title is called "enemy of the world". they couldn't have possibly done this whole album because the two songs that have been released for the upcoming album were not on the set your goals record. also it is "their", not "there".
also it is "this will be the death of us", not "this must be the death of us"

[sleepyseanzzz]

yea, they changed the name of the album and songs... and sorry for the typo how could i misspell a word on an absolute punk FYS forum... crazy me
you missed how they changed the lyrics and music too. you are bad at insults

edit: you also dont know how to use the edit button either

[savestheday3x3]

you missed how they changed the lyrics and music too. you are bad at insults

edit: you also dont know how to use the edit button either
oh shit, i dont know how to use the edit button? fuck, im ganna cry now. i really don't know how to go on with my day... oh yea, and notice how they named there first song "it must really suck to be four year strong right now" and how it came from the final line of a review on SYG new album? well isnt it funny how they got less like all time low and more like set your goals, and used the exact same breakdown as SYG used in the first song to their new record... i knew i heard that breakdown somewhere

edit: suck my dick

[sleepyseanzzz]

oh shit, i dont know how to use the edit button? fuck, im ganna cry now. i really don't know how to go on with my day... oh yea, and notice how they named there first song "it must really suck to be four year strong right now" and how it came from the final line of a review on SYG new album? well isnt it funny how they got less like all time low and more like set your goals, and used the exact same breakdown as SYG used in the first song to their new record... i knew i heard that breakdown somewhere

edit: suck my dick
it is "their" not "there"

edit: you've probably never had your dick sucked, and youre 30 years old. get a life instead of fighting on the internet toolbag

[savestheday3x3]

it is "their" not "there"

edit: you've probably never had your dick sucked, and youre 30 years old. get a life instead of fighting on the internet toolbag
actually i'm 18 and got my dicked sucked 3 times yesterday...

edit: you think i really give a shit about spelling? no

[sleepyseanzzz]

actually i'm 18 and got my dicked sucked 3 times yesterday...

edit: you think i really give a shit about spelling? no
edit: you have a four inch dick

[savestheday3x3]

edit: you have a four inch dick
what are you editing? did you post a reply before without saying anything? and why would u know? ******

[sleepyseanzzz]

what are you editing? did you post a reply before without saying anything? and why would u know? ******
edit: you are a n00b with a four inch dick because you dont even know what words you cant post in here without them getting censored

[drummerboi92]

$5 fys wrote this about themselves

[mcfreezy]

This album is so good got the leak enemy of the world zip google it

[A7XBlink]

Josh Lyford wrote this...he's the funniest guy ever, and only he would do this lol

[i_am_Drummond]

To the author: YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE BUS! Seriously. Do you think it's funny? focus on what a band does right, and how they can improve. Getting a review full of witless cracks is NOT going to help anyone. Grow up, you child.

P.S. Rise or Die Trying was one of my favorite albums from its year. I would like to see you produce something better.

[superBMRuth]

after hearing the album, this review is more accurate than the other one.

[SomedayTheFire]

To the author: YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE BUS! Seriously. Do you think it's funny? focus on what a band does right, and how they can improve. Getting a review full of witless cracks is NOT going to help anyone. Grow up, you child.

P.S. Rise or Die Trying was one of my favorite albums from its year. I would like to see you produce something better.
Right over your head.

[NateFoundGlory]

$5 fys wrote this about themselves

To the author: YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE BUS! Seriously. Do you think it's funny? focus on what a band does right, and how they can improve. Getting a review full of witless cracks is NOT going to help anyone. Grow up, you child.

P.S. Rise or Die Trying was one of my favorite albums from its year. I would like to see you produce something better.

Sometimes I sit myself down by the fire and seriously question some people in this generation...

[kieren legacy]

hahahahahahaha this is halarious. i cant belive that four year strong wrote this about themselves lololololololololololololololololol ololololololol!!!!!:-p

[SassyPhalanges]

I hope that dude was right and this was written by a member of the band... Because simply put.. THIS ALBUM WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!! One of the best albums I've listendd to in a long, long time. Also, if this wasn't a member of a band, then this guy is the most annoying person ever. He's so cynical and thinks he's clever buy just sounds like a douchebag. Once again, this album was incredible. I love four year strong and I hope they never stop making music

[kieren legacy]

uhh it tottally was they even said so in ap magazine!!! you people should read more!! btw the album is fucking sick!!

[adestria]

i think you are on crack. this cd is so legit

[eatbabiesyum]

sorry to break it to you man...but somebody snuck an escape the fate cd in your FYS album

ahaha

entertaining review though

[RyanxChadwick]

clearly your retarded, seeing as how both other reviews on this site got 87's and you gave them a 6, and every single member rating is higher than your by a good 70 percent, not to mention that every person on this post disagreed with you, i can honestly say you suck. lmfao

[Ryan Chadwick]

clearly your retarded, seeing as how both other reviews on this site got 87's and you gave them a 6, and every single member rating is higher than your by a good 70 percent, not to mention that every person on this post disagreed with you, i can honestly say you suck. lmfao (New Profile)

[MBIIdollaBill]

just read the review and all the comments... boy this was a good way to kill 10 minutes. not a fan of All Time Low but many alex probably had the funniest comment in the whole thread. too bad I don't listen to FYS or I would probably enjoy this even more.

[Kub1-k]

As a joke, good - as a review, lame.