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Under The Knife
02/10/10, 07:34 AM
If you were gonna commit suicide, how and why would you do it? (in before TWLOHA)

1. Hook up tank of helium (bought from fucking Walmart or Home Depot) to a mask
2. Breathe
3. ???
4. Die with no pain whatsoever
live.
02/10/10, 07:43 AM
The perfect key lime pie.
TragedyofMariam
02/10/10, 07:59 AM
suicide is for posers
himynameiszack
02/10/10, 08:01 AM
The Baconator Triple.
cwhit412
02/10/10, 08:03 AM
The Baconator Triple.

Now that's the way to die.
Artery clogging FTW!
spevin
02/10/10, 08:04 AM
this thread makes me think of the nerf herder song 5000 ways to die. good song.
EvilZeppelin
02/10/10, 08:08 AM
The perfect key lime pie.

mhmmm key lime pie.
SophomoricSlump
02/10/10, 08:15 AM
When I saw this, I didn't think suicide, I thought of killing my enemies with a brokeNCYDE album on repeat.
Oh the horror.
zachff
02/10/10, 08:18 AM
The perfect key lime pie.
Nice reference.
wall e
02/10/10, 08:18 AM
Jamming a sword down my throat while jumping off a volcano.
zachff
02/10/10, 08:18 AM
When I saw this, I didn't think suicide, I thought of killing my enemies with a brokeNCYDE album on repeat.
Oh the horror.
Really? Sigh, this is getting as tired as "anal" references.
SimplyPaige
02/10/10, 09:03 AM
hahaha and you're all like 'hell why not make a statement?'...lmao. XD
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02/10/10, 09:14 AM
By modern dance on a watermelon.
aamberlynn
02/10/10, 09:53 AM
Infect yourself with super aids?
GautamT
02/10/10, 10:06 AM
The perfect key lime pie.


hahahahaha, did he end up finding it eventually, can't remember
llwilliamsll
02/10/10, 10:15 AM
Hang self. Masturbate as I'm hanging and hope I orgasm before I suffocate.
Under The Knife
02/10/10, 10:16 AM
Hang self. Masturbate as I'm hanging and hope I orgasm before I suffocate.

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/55812d1244396884-david-carradine-death-pictures-dead-david-carradine.jpg
newfoundmichael
02/10/10, 10:21 AM
hahahahaha, did he end up finding it eventually, can't remember

he certainly does. and puts something in it to end her suffering...remember?
Scrandon
02/10/10, 10:22 AM
If you were gonna commit suicide, how and why would you do it? (in before TWLOHA)

1. Hook up tank of helium (bought from fucking Walmart or Home Depot) to a mask
2. Breathe
3. ???
4. Die with no pain whatsoever

HAHAAHA it would feel exactly like youre being choked to death or Drowned you idiot!!!

Hence the no oxygen

what a nerd, but by all means feel free to try it
SophomoricSlump
02/10/10, 10:49 AM
Really? Sigh, this is getting as tired as "anal" references.

But it's true though!
Spewk
02/10/10, 10:56 AM
Infect yourself with super aids?
I really can't think of a better way than this.
Sventhegreat
02/10/10, 11:00 AM
Really? Sigh, this is getting as tired as "anal" references.

Agreed.
danielineffigy
02/10/10, 11:02 AM
hahahahaha, did he end up finding it eventually, can't remember
It was probably some shitty wal-mart pie but she really got off on the killing juices before she shit died.
MyNameIsRoss
02/10/10, 11:14 AM
:bann:
Mirrors Shatter
02/10/10, 12:31 PM
I'd hang myself in a tree during Halloween so people would think I was a decoration.