How Single Girls and Guys Will Be Spending V-Day [Archive]

Schmidty Says

02/13/10, 10:46 AM

wall e

02/13/10, 11:04 AM

Shooting range, strip club, Hooters.

himynameiszack

02/13/10, 11:09 AM

I'll be doing meth, drinkin Faygo, and listening to ICP
Typical Juggalo...

saysmydoctor

02/13/10, 11:22 AM

Smoking pot and a book.

anamericangod

02/13/10, 11:25 AM

http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg

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http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/Cocaine.jpg

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http://i50.tinypic.com/vih7w9.jpg

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http://i50.tinypic.com/308b7mg.jpg

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<3

rosielikesyou

02/13/10, 11:26 AM

I have a massive essay due the next day as well as a pretty big test, so I'll be working and maybe playing some video games.

bluecrunchy

02/13/10, 11:39 AM

Video games, beer, and crappy food for this guy. Could be worse.

quesosauce

02/13/10, 12:36 PM

lol @ the FLESHLIGHT!

spevin

02/13/10, 12:40 PM

http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg

please tell me you really have a fleshlight, that would be awesome.

how does it feel? like the real thing? or would you even know... sorry, had to.

anamericangod

02/13/10, 12:47 PM

please tell me you really have a fleshlight, that would be awesome.

how does it feel? like the real thing? or would you even know... sorry, had to.

No I do not have one, nor do I know how one feels.

spevin

02/13/10, 12:49 PM

No I do not have one, nor do I know how one feels.

you just broke my heart.

jco3

02/13/10, 12:50 PM

Yeah, I visit Digg too.

SanePsychotic

02/13/10, 12:50 PM

I'll be writing a paper. Fun.

xapplexpiex

02/13/10, 12:53 PM

I actually might go on the TWLOHA chat. But it'll proly be filled with 16 yr old girls.
Or I'll just rent a horror movie to take my mind off of Valentine's Day.

lauren1234

02/13/10, 12:54 PM

I'll be going with some friends to see a movie.

patpratt

02/13/10, 12:56 PM

ehhhhhh

deFobbed14yrs

02/13/10, 12:56 PM

studying for my chem test and doing massive amount of work and playing in the snow and enjoying the long weekend WITHOUT the roommates!!!!!

SincerelyMe

02/13/10, 01:01 PM

Most likely reading and watching stupid shit on youtube.

Two Headed Girl

02/13/10, 01:04 PM

paying for sex

ned.89

02/13/10, 01:07 PM

Studying and ignoring both the annoying couples and the whiny singles.

Yellowcard2006

02/13/10, 01:28 PM

Treating it like any other day

anthonydarko

02/13/10, 01:29 PM

I'll probably be laughing at the sob stories in the TWLOHA chat.

x0sosahley

02/13/10, 01:35 PM

I'll be going out to dinner and a movie with a couple of friends, it's really just like any other day.

readyfredi

02/13/10, 02:27 PM

Going for a run and studying for an o. chm. exam

S9Dallasoz

02/13/10, 02:33 PM

Sneaking in a pint of Ben & jerry's into a "Dear John"/"Valentine's Day" double feature with the rest of the dudes.
Coming home to DVR'd episodes of Oprah and Lifetime's original movie "Sorority Wars".

But in all seriousness:

422buWPt-cQ

Jaimehere

02/13/10, 02:35 PM

Gonna drink here at my house with my fellow singletons

Chancetobe

02/13/10, 02:47 PM

Only one of my single friends seems to care about the day. Everyone else just goes on as normal.

Jennurna Gray

02/13/10, 02:55 PM

I'm going to spend valentine's day spitting on couples.

No, but really, I'm going to find some random lonely kid and ask him to be my valentine. :)

Jaimehere

02/13/10, 03:00 PM

I'm going to spend valentine's day spitting on couples.

No, but really, I'm going to find some random lonely kid and ask him to be my valentine. :)

thats either of the sweetest things you could do to the kid OR a reason for you to be raped by a hormone enraged kid :rape:

Jennurna Gray

02/13/10, 03:04 PM

thats either of the sweetest things you could do to the kid OR a reason for you to be raped by a hormone enraged kid :rape:
I told some ugly, fat kid that I'd take him to prom.
He got scared and left.

Manicapathy

02/13/10, 03:53 PM

Sending increasingly disturbing texts to my friend while he's out with his girlfriend.
Maybe go see Wolfman.
Have a burritto.

swt_catastrophe

02/13/10, 04:21 PM

I read nerve already, thanks.

RiCCioLi

02/13/10, 04:38 PM

I'll be doing meth, drinkin Faygo, and listening to ICP

seriously?

FallOutWeeze

02/13/10, 04:56 PM

VeryWittyName

02/13/10, 04:58 PM

Get other singles. Drink copious amounts of alcohol. Stumble into fancy restaurant. Verbally abuse couples. If anyone tries to take us out, run around while singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" like Heath Ledger in 10 Things.

Efay08

02/13/10, 05:08 PM

get drunk, bitch out a slut that played me, go to white castle with some friends. yeahh..

Spewk

02/13/10, 05:14 PM

Meaningless sex.

aerofan11

02/13/10, 05:19 PM

Crying about my sad pathetic life....

Kidding, of course. I'm hoping to spend the day with some friends, enjoying ourselves, and forget that this little holiday even exists.
I personally don't care about the holiday, but my one friend (who recently got rejected) wants to get as far away from it as possible.

Formatfun

02/13/10, 06:12 PM

I still don't know :(

a nocturnal day

02/13/10, 06:18 PM

I work a double so I go in at 6:00 AM to 9:00 PM.After that, I will go home and fap vigorously. Possibly cry myself to sleep while thinking of this time last year. Wake up in the morning, like nothing happened.

Smash Adams

02/13/10, 06:20 PM

listening to bright eyes, writing in my livejournal about how much girls suck and crying

MyNameIsRoss

02/13/10, 06:25 PM

same old bullshit

MusicIsLovex3

02/13/10, 08:23 PM

i have no idea, probably watching movies and shit

saveferris

02/13/10, 08:39 PM

im going to see Wolfman:) and Legion:) or however you spell it with a bunch of other single girls:)
"All the single ladies put your hands up"

saveferris

02/13/10, 08:41 PM

http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg

<3
That's what a Vagina looks like? Ooops, i've been doing it wrong

saveferris

02/13/10, 08:42 PM

I'm gonna eat bon bons and listen to The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most.

chrisstahl

02/13/10, 10:05 PM

Shooting range, strip club, Hooters.

You deserve a stamp on your man card.

HoldThatSound

02/13/10, 10:06 PM

mw2

BadRomance

02/13/10, 10:25 PM

Well im spending it sitting at home, stuffing my face with chocolates, smoking my pack of cigs, and watching gore movies.

anthonydarko

02/13/10, 10:29 PM

Drinking beer, fuck yeah.

introduction

02/13/10, 10:34 PM

not giving way to this corporate crap.
but that's what a loser would say!

:-)

02/13/10, 10:39 PM

feel sorry about myself. y'know, Nothing I wouldn't do on any normal day.

anthonydarko

02/13/10, 11:14 PM

Don't feel sorry about yourself, you're single. Look at it as a blessing.

HometownHero

02/14/10, 12:37 AM

I'm going to see The Wonder Years with my girl. So haha at all you losers. J/k I love you all I take it back

Jake Denning

02/14/10, 12:58 AM

I'll probably be laughing at the sob stories in the TWLOHA chat.

hahaha, thisssssss

cuzimlefthanded

02/14/10, 01:05 AM

please tell me you really have a fleshlight, that would be awesome.

how does it feel? like the real thing? or would you even know... sorry, had to.

Probably a rubbery vag.

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02/14/10, 02:57 AM

Just like every other Sunday: Study, read and play video games. Works for me.

thesollopsist

02/14/10, 04:11 AM

Getting re-acquainted with my ex located at the base of my right arm.

worthwaiting

02/14/10, 04:14 AM

I'm going to be home and feel miserable 'cause I haven't got over my break-up.

phil19

02/14/10, 04:22 AM

i wrote a poem for the girl i want while having enjoy your day by alkaline trio on constant repeat all day. still listening to it now.

AsianPunker

02/14/10, 05:54 AM

i bought 200 bucks worth of car shit and serviced my car...

Thumper

02/14/10, 07:06 AM

ipod on shuffle, and maybe watching some old disney flicks.
Being single rocks! :D

warstory

02/14/10, 07:52 AM

Getting re-acquainted with my ex located at the base of my right arm.

Palmala handerson heheh

Under The Knife

02/14/10, 07:59 AM

The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.

mirihome

02/14/10, 08:13 AM

...lying on my sofa...watchin a boring movie...and waiting for my knight in shining armour =P
there is nothing else to do ...

Technicolor

02/14/10, 08:55 AM

Girls night out <3

thesollopsist

02/14/10, 10:15 AM

Palmala handerson heheh
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1200/picsk.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/picsk.jpg/)

Schmidty Says

02/14/10, 10:47 AM

I went the cliche emo kid route and made a playlist on my iPod consisting of Brand New, Morrissey, and The Smiths. And doing physical chem homework.

Sucks, cause I work with my ex and she comes in later...oh Brand New, I know you'll be good to me.

Halt

02/14/10, 10:57 AM

I will be editing a couple papers of mine, and then doing some work for my MS LAN Class in a VMachine

percussionguita

02/14/10, 11:10 AM

The wind symphony I'm in is putting on a Valentines Gala. I will be playing various waltzes, foxtrots, salsas, and other dance tunes for couples. Lame.

XLT917

02/14/10, 11:27 AM

Playing video games and listening to Angels and Airwaves - LOVE,

bandrewes

02/14/10, 11:30 AM

Listening to say anything, weeping into a bottle of jaeger while calling a girl repeatedly to noo avail, woo!

GueroCanelo

02/14/10, 11:37 AM

HW, cleaning, finishing up some apps. Maybe if I'm in the mood I'll do some work on the case of beer I picked up.

Hagysaurus Rex

02/14/10, 12:46 PM

So far:

Breaking up with my girlfriend, fixing my car, video games. Not sure what the rest of the day will entail. Probably The Wire (I'm halfway through season 1.)

Or LCD, Dark Side of the Moon, and ugly hookers. You know, whatever.

jjjkman

02/14/10, 01:28 PM

Sitting on my ass all day listening to Bright Eyes albums until I finally have to get off my ass and go to work and make subs for a bunch of lonely old people.

nathaniel

02/14/10, 02:07 PM

I've spent the day listening to the new Angels and Airwaves cd, took a four hour nap after getting up, and texted a bunch of single girls. What a day.

warstory

02/14/10, 02:15 PM

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1200/picsk.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/picsk.jpg/)

LOL!!!!! Her eyebrows make it look like she's miserable. Very realistic.

Roton7

02/14/10, 02:15 PM

So far:

Breaking up with my girlfriend

:bounce:

Goat01

02/14/10, 04:01 PM

Thusfar, listened to The Julian Theory, made an ex jealous, watched most of Season 4 of HIMYM, and currently making dinner for another ex.

Under The Knife

02/14/10, 04:07 PM

Any guy with no girlfriend who takes a girl out on Valentine's Day for the fun of it secretly has a vagina under his balls. - Chris Delia

This.

danielineffigy

02/14/10, 04:09 PM

Can't speak for girls but the guys portion of that chart is extremely accurate for me.

zion the lion

02/14/10, 04:16 PM

laying on the couch in my snuggie = not that chart at all

madam_xt

02/14/10, 04:21 PM

i spent the day with my ex-girlfriend
and then and went and got ice cream at the beach with my best friend

Scrandon

02/14/10, 07:10 PM

Any guy with no girlfriend who takes a girl out on Valentine's Day for the fun of it secretly has a vagina under his balls. - Chris Delia

This.

How is this loser spending Vday? Trolling Ap.net

what a badass.

Under The Knife

02/14/10, 07:18 PM

How is this loser spending Vday? Trolling Ap.net what a badass.

You're a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Scrandon

02/14/10, 07:28 PM

You're a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Isn't that the troll's motto?
:pig:

bk1987

02/14/10, 07:30 PM

I will be at work, starting movies for all the happy couples while I sit in the projection booth and feel sorry for myself for spending a 5th straight V-day alone. Oh, and attempting to do physical chemistry homework.

Haha same here about the P chem part. I have an exam on Wednesday.

What P chem are you taking? BS or BA?

Schmidty Says

02/14/10, 09:41 PM

Haha same here about the P chem part. I have an exam on Wednesday.

What P chem are you taking? BS or BA?
The p chem I'm taking is BS. It sucks man.

MyNameIsRoss

02/14/10, 09:57 PM

snowed in :-(

but on the bright-side, got a pint and a half of Jäger, and a quarter of dankk :-)

runnergirl33

02/14/10, 10:36 PM

Got through the day with my bottle of jack and cans of miller

jwicklun

02/14/10, 10:44 PM

eat, study, play videogames, masterbate, sleep. My typical weekday/sunday schedule.

AsianPunker

02/15/10, 05:47 AM

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1200/picsk.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/picsk.jpg/)

taco taco....KISSSSSS MEE BENNNNN

nonamesleft

02/15/10, 06:18 AM

I flew to Virginia and watched the Olympics. It was awesome.

bk1987

02/15/10, 07:55 AM

The p chem I'm taking is BS. It sucks man.

Yeah I'm taking BS too. It's pretty tough but easier than Organic and Inorganic, I don't mind doing all the math. We're doing all the thermodynamic stuff and there was a homework assignment due today but the class is cancelled due to snow. WIN!

Schmidty Says

02/15/10, 09:21 AM

Yeah I'm taking BS too. It's pretty tough but easier than Organic and Inorganic, I don't mind doing all the math. We're doing all the thermodynamic stuff and there was a homework assignment due today but the class is cancelled due to snow. WIN!
Inroganic wasn't all that hard, just extremely boring. Organic was by far the worst class I have ever taken, just didn't like it. I haven't taken a math class in about two years, so I'm a bit behind on the math, but I'm catching up quick. I don't mind p chem, it's just a lot of work.

I had off all last week thanks to the snow. P chem was my first class at 11 this morning. Best. Class. Ever. haha

bk1987

02/15/10, 09:28 AM

Inroganic wasn't all that hard, just extremely boring. Organic was by far the worst class I have ever taken, just didn't like it. I haven't taken a math class in about two years, so I'm a bit behind on the math, but I'm catching up quick. I don't mind p chem, it's just a lot of work.

I had off all last week thanks to the snow. P chem was my first class at 11 this morning. Best. Class. Ever. haha

I agree, Organic was the worse class ever! P chem is kindda interesting compared to others, and it's a whole lot of calculus and physics. I mean there's not much chemistry work at all. I took calc as a freshman and haven't really used it until now, so it was tough at first.

Exams are open text book and still the average is usually like 40-50%, so we almost always have exam redos and a huge curve. haha.

Schmidty Says

02/15/10, 09:30 AM

I agree, Organic was the worse class ever! P chem is kindda interesting compared to others, and it's a whole lot of calculus and physics. I mean there's not much chemistry work at all. I took calc as a freshman and haven't really used it until now, so it was tough at first.

Exams are open text book and still the average is usually like 40-50%, so we almost always have exam redos and a huge curve. haha.
The curve in my class is pretty big as well. To fail the class, you have to get less than a 49%, and the professor is pretty generous about giving points on homework assignments. Our exams aren't open book, but he's letting us use a cheat sheet with whatever we want on it, so it's almost as good as open book.

songydarko

02/15/10, 11:11 AM

On single Valentine's I always make a date with some gals. Better than a man!

bk1987

02/15/10, 01:22 PM

The curve in my class is pretty big as well. To fail the class, you have to get less than a 49%, and the professor is pretty generous about giving points on homework assignments. Our exams aren't open book, but he's letting us use a cheat sheet with whatever we want on it, so it's almost as good as open book.

haha our average is usually around 49 and the average is a B. I guess my class is much more dumber than yours. We get 3 homework assignments a quarter and she doesn't grade them for accuracy, just walks around the class like in high school and if you have something down, you get all the points.

Schmidty Says

02/15/10, 04:25 PM

haha our average is usually around 49 and the average is a B. I guess my class is much more dumber than yours. We get 3 homework assignments a quarter and she doesn't grade them for accuracy, just walks around the class like in high school and if you have something down, you get all the points.

Man, I wanna be in your p chem class! We handed in our homework today and two minutes later he handed us our next one. He's tough on us, but he really wants to make sure we now the material. He's such a dick sometimes though. On one of my lab reports, we asked for help and he told us exactly what to write. So we wrote it, verbatim. When we got the lab back, the paragraph was circled with "why did you write this? You are stupid!" written in big red letters next to it.

frenchatticus

02/15/10, 04:28 PM

Spent VD recording songs about how I don't have one.

frenchatticus

02/15/10, 04:28 PM

taco taco....KISSSSSS MEE BENNNNN

win.

bk1987

02/15/10, 04:34 PM

Man, I wanna be in your p chem class! We handed in our homework today and two minutes later he handed us our next one. He's tough on us, but he really wants to make sure we now the material. He's such a dick sometimes though. On one of my lab reports, we asked for help and he told us exactly what to write. So we wrote it, verbatim. When we got the lab back, the paragraph was circled with "why did you write this? You are stupid!" written in big red letters next to it.

haha oh man our Inorganic professor sounds like that. He can be a dick.

So you guys have a lab for P chem? What do you do in it? Cause we don't have lab for P chem or Inorganic. We just have 3 days a week, 50 minute lectures for3 credit hours.

Schmidty Says

02/15/10, 05:10 PM

haha oh man our Inorganic professor sounds like that. He can be a dick.

So you guys have a lab for P chem? What do you do in it? Cause we don't have lab for P chem or Inorganic. We just have 3 days a week, 50 minute lectures for3 credit hours.
Yeah, we've got a lab. We have three 50 minute lectures a week, and then one 2:45 lab period. There's like 6 different experiments, and they hardly ever match what's going on in class. There's an experiment to find intrinsic viscosity, one to find vapor pressure of water, one using a bomb calorimeter, one for the Joule-Thompson experiment, and one or two more. They're ridiculousy difficult and time consuming.

bk1987

02/15/10, 11:20 PM

Yeah, we've got a lab. We have three 50 minute lectures a week, and then one 2:45 lab period. There's like 6 different experiments, and they hardly ever match what's going on in class. There's an experiment to find intrinsic viscosity, one to find vapor pressure of water, one using a bomb calorimeter, one for the Joule-Thompson experiment, and one or two more. They're ridiculousy difficult and time consuming.

huh interesting. I remember doing viscosity and vapor pressure stuff last quarter. And we did Joule-Thompson this quarter. A lab would be kindda cool to see how that stuff actually work but I'm not complaining.

Schmidty Says

02/16/10, 08:54 AM

huh interesting. I remember doing viscosity and vapor pressure stuff last quarter. And we did Joule-Thompson this quarter. A lab would be kindda cool to see how that stuff actually work but I'm not complaining.
You are gettting off easy. I mean, it's cool to see how the Laws of Thermodynamics actually work, but the experiments hardly ever go work the way they're supposed to. The bomb calorimeter is the worst, because there's so much that can go wrong. The only thing that ever works with that is being able to keep the volume constant.