drunk

[boysdontcry17]

fuck im drunk. consider this the drunk thread. post stuff concerning drinks, drinking stories, and random drunken stuff. we are drinkin whiskey at 40%.

[ForeverInADay]

I don't drink.

I don't belong in this thread...

[bigmike]

MoZg! im lyek so fucinkg drnku rite now! Loasldasz!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

[FOBsuperfan]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.

[ticklemyfancy]

i've never been drunk in my life

[bobbo8]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.

I think i hate you...

[FOBsuperfan]

I think i hate you...

Can I ask why you think you hate me.... I am a nice person

[bigmike]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.
let me guess what else went on? You had a big incestual orgy. much in the way your parents were concieved because no non-inbred people could have such a retarded offspring.

If you really are going into your senior year, we need to re-evaluate all of our high school standards. jesus, i think i might have down syndrome just from reading your post.

[ben pequeno]

haha kudos to you for typing that novel.

[FOBsuperfan]

let me guess what else went on? You had a big incestual orgy. much in the way your parents were concieved because no non-inbred people could have such a retarded offspring.

If you really are going into your senior year, we need to re-evaluate all of our high school standards. jesus, i think i might have down syndrome just from reading your post.

All I can say is. YOUR COOL. throw up some more asshole replys. I think they are funny.

[bigmike]

All I can say is. YOUR COOL. throw up some more asshole replys. I think they are funny.
Trust, i will when you type something else that is absolutely unreadable and retarded.

[FOBsuperfan]

Trust, i will when you type something else that is absolutely unreadable and retarded.

OK Thanks. Let me think of something retarded and i will get back to you on that.

[mikeford]

GET WASTED 2k6

WOOOOOOOOO COLLEGE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SO SDRUNK!





x

[Stereo Mike]

Kill yourself.

[she cant swim!]

fuck im drunk. consider this the drunk thread. post stuff concerning drinks, drinking stories, and random drunken stuff. we are drinkin whiskey at 40%.
you are one bad ass motherfucker

[ForeverInADay]

All I can say is. YOUR COOL. throw up some more asshole replys. I think they are funny.
you're.

[FOBsuperfan]

lol

[Split2nd]

You get drunk and get on an internet forum? That's cool I guess..

[sputniksignals]

to be honest its really weird. ive gone through huge phases.

at first i said i wouldnt fucking drink. i have an innate ability to have fun without doing so, and i never needed to drink and was never pressured to by any of my friends that did

then for some reason, i just started. there wasnt a real beginning to it, and some unknown catalyst started making me get more and more wasted.

now im cutting back, realizing college is goign to be a whole other adventure, and im partially considering cutting back on it completely. ive done a lot of stupid shit while drunk, some funny, some just large mistakes in my life, like i know most people have. i'm pretty sure that even if i dont quit completely i just might cut down a lot so that im never fully inhibited from making judgment on something, or putting myself into risky situations.

i have no idea where this came from im fucking bored

[Kodi_bnb]

Hahaha. Nice. I never knew you could get drunk off whiskey. Lol.

[Melissa Johnson]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.

Wow, you're parents feed you alcohol. Real cool.


..Wait, I lied.
That doesn't sound like fun at all.

[fire on my lips]

Wow, you're parents feed you alcohol. Real cool.


..Wait, I lied.
That doesn't sound like fun at all.
pwned

That's pretty much just irresponsibility, since your parents watched you get absolutely shitfaced, bought you everything, and joined in.

[savestheday129]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.

That's nice.

[Jra1]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.

thats the single worst and most exxagerated story i have ever had the misfortune of reading in my life...

[Jra1]

You want a story about being drunk ok i will tell you one. Me and my dad and my ex and his cusion and my mom all got drunk i day. we had two 24 packs of bud ice and 2 6 packs of flavored vodka and even williams whiskey. After a while of drink we all started to act stupid. My dad wanted to go swimming so he just took off his shoes and walked straight into the pool. then my Ex took nothing off and walked in the pool.and so on. well you know when you drink you pee alot. we all was get out peeing anywhere because my brother was changing clothes.lol I was so drunk i didn't even know who my own boyfriend was.:unsure: Just when everyone was coming in the house my mom just turns around and pushes my dad out the screen door on to the pavement. It was so funny my ex's cusion peed all over himself. then funny thing is my dad was laughing to on the way down.lmao. Yeah well we get on the house and listen to music and laugh at eachother. Then my ex's favorite song came on and he started to bang his head. ( just let you you know he had 19 1/2 beer in him) so he went to my room and layed down. Not 2 minutes later he therw up everywhere. And my mom had to clean it up haha. But the sad part is he got up and drunk 5 more beers before he passed out. i passed out in my moms room after 18 beers and my ex's cusion went to my room and slept in my bed. (just to give u info. he weighs about 450 pounds no lie) he had 24 beers. Could u see him trying to walk back and forth to the bathroom and going to bed. :-D So funny. My mom didn't drink that much so she could whatch us. and my dad partyed hard. Well you know most the time when you wake up you have a major headache. thier was 4 people telling everybody to shutup and bring me something advil. BUT IT WAS SO FUN.

P.S we also had flavored vodka and evan williams in us.
P.S.S if you was there this story would have been better because this isn't all we done.
thats the single worst and most exaggerated story i have ever had the misfortune of reading in my life...

the fact you spell cousin closer to cushion and have the name FOBSuperfan makes me think you're roughly.... 8 years old... and so having 18beers would give you alcohol poisoning.

hmm and i seem to have posted twice.

[Mr_V1tr1oL]

thats the single worst and most exaggerated story i have ever had the misfortune of reading in my life...

the fact you spell cousin closer to cushion and have the name FOBSuperfan makes me think you're roughly.... 8 years old... and so having 18beers would give you alcohol poisoning.

hmm and i seem to have posted twice.

lol...