Fuck Valentine's Day

[Under The Knife]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Girls act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!

[Jennurna Gray]

Funny and interstingly witty.

Congrats on your first good post!

[tmpuliafi3]

Can I hear a AMEN!?

[Spartan789013]

Its "hey you're still lonely" day

[ira.]

haha, that was good!

[yellowhouse]

get over it?

valetines day is a stupid holiday anyway, no need to complain about being single today

[aboyandhiscurse]

that should probably be put into a card or something.

[intensified]

I have a boyfriend but I still hate Valentine's Day.

[mybreakingpoint]

haha interesting poem.

i'm indifferent about Valentine's day when i'm not with someone, but when i am, it's a nice excuse to see her in her cute little black dress and take her out for a good time.

i've never hated Valentine's day. i think it's pointless to complain about things (like Holidays) that we're never going to change.

let's complain about Columbus Day instead. man was not a hero.

[terror_91]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in my fucking van.

It's my new valentine's chat up line.

[intensified]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in my fucking van.

It's my new valentine's chat up line.

Hahahahahahaha. I peed.

[overdrive91]

Fuck valentines. Chinese new years betch.

[Yellowcard2006]

You sad OP?

[justlikehoney]

Fuck valentines. Chinese new years betch.
Yeah, 恭喜发财! The only reason I look forward to today is those little red envelopes...

[wall e]

Lol so I asked this girl that I've liked for a long time a few days ago if she wanted to get dinner tonight and she ignored my question. Then today she asks all of Facebook who wants to take her out tonight. Whore. Slut. Bitch. Fuck Valentines Day.

[Thumper]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in my fucking van.

It's my new valentine's chat up line.

Now THAT should be on a valentine's card!!

Valentine's is shit, it's just a commercial oppurtunity for Hallmarks and other card companies.
It gets girls all gushy and giggly, makes me sick

[roughroads]

didn't get a date either huh...

[mattattack]

haha thats funny man! fuck valentines day!

[jmo182]

i have to go see dear john with my girlfriend. so yes, fuck valentine's day.

[Carolina.Alex]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Hearts+and+roses+and+kisses+galo re...

[ammar]

http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://podcast.the1upnetwork.com/flat/1UPYours/4G1U021210.mp3

[decel241]

haha interesting poem.

i'm indifferent about Valentine's day when i'm not with someone, but when i am, it's a nice excuse to see her in her cute little black dress and take her out for a good time.

i've never hated Valentine's day. i think it's pointless to complain about things (like Holidays) that we're never going to change.

let's complain about Columbus Day instead. man was not a hero.

nailed it

[DeusExMachina]

Valentine's Day- Hallmark's best marketing scheme. Although, aren't most holidays?

[crimsonandclovr]

i don't like valentine's day. i don't hate it either. i nothing it, i guess.
if you don't expect anything, you don't get disappointed.

[punk89]

Luckily my gf does not look at this site. Talk to me a week from now and I can almost guarantee I'll be single. I have no idea how to cut it off with this girl though.

[intensified]

Luckily my gf does not look at this site. Talk to me a week from now and I can almost guarantee I'll be single. I have no idea how to cut it off with this girl though.

Tell her you're starting to have feelings for her mom.

[punk89]

Tell her you're starting to have feelings for her mom.

Her mother is insane. In fact, I got her some "Instantly Understand Your Mother" breath spray from a joke shop for Valentine's.

Question is... my 21st is in 6 days. I don't really want her there. Do I cut it off so soon after Valentine's?

[intensified]

Her mother is insane. In fact, I got her some "Instantly Understand Your Mother" breath spray from a joke shop for Valentine's.

Question is... my 21st is in 6 days. I don't really want her there. Do I cut it off so soon after Valentine's?

I'm sorry to hear that.

If you don't want her there, yes. The sooner, the better. Would she show up anyway though?

[Scrawns]

dear people who hate valentines day,


learn how to spit some game

[punk89]

I'm sorry to hear that.

If you don't want her there, yes. The sooner, the better. Would she show up anyway though?

We're playing an out of town show that night, and it's my 21st birthday, so we're renting a hotel to party in. She said she's going to be there to "take care of me." It's nice she wants to be making sure I'm drinking water and shit... but I really don't want her there.

Maybe Tuesday is long enough after Valentine's to break her heart? I hate doing these kinds of things.

[Cupcakey92]

aawww, I can't really say fuck it, but I don't like this holiday too much :D, at least my little sister gives me free candy!!! XD It's like another Halloween!!

[limepomegranate]

Funny and interstingly witty.

Congrats on your first good post!
Haha I know right?

[music_cupcake]

dude i totally agree w/ this

[emilyhazel12]

this made me laugh so hard!! i feel the same way!

[klawansie7]

my mom sends me chocolate covered pretzels. therefore, i love this holiday.

oh and my roommates boyfriend bought me chocolates.

[iAMhollyood315]

Her mother is insane. In fact, I got her some "Instantly Understand Your Mother" breath spray from a joke shop for Valentine's.

Question is... my 21st is in 6 days. I don't really want her there. Do I cut it off so soon after Valentine's?

i guess if it were me i woulda cut it off before v-day but i would give it a few days if thats what your planning on doing.

edit: now i am actually interested on how this goes haha

[BroAshley'sHere]

This holiday was only good in like kindergarden when we got to hand out valentines and have a party with alot of candy.

[intensified]

We're playing an out of town show that night, and it's my 21st birthday, so we're renting a hotel to party in. She said she's going to be there to "take care of me." It's nice she wants to be making sure I'm drinking water and shit... but I really don't want her there.

Maybe Tuesday is long enough after Valentine's to break her heart? I hate doing these kinds of things.

Do it. Let me know how it goes, too. Haha.

[overdrive91]

Yeah, 恭喜发财! The only reason I look forward to today is those little red envelopes...

Fuck yeah ang pow. Just made 700 $ by just bowing, while people are using up money on dates. Obviously I am the winner here.

[brenByah]

Lol so I asked this girl that I've liked for a long time a few days ago if she wanted to get dinner tonight and she ignored my question. Then today she asks all of Facebook who wants to take her out tonight. Whore. Slut. Bitch. Fuck Valentines Day.

There's nothing quite like seeing a girl who rejects you bitch about being lonely on Facebook. I've been there plenty of times. Although when they complain about being stood up I feel a bit vindicated. Karma, bitch.

[punk89]

Do it. Let me know how it goes, too. Haha.

So last night things were actually pretty great, I was having a decent time. Until she pulled the L word. Yes she did. It's been one month.

I'm running for the hills, friends.

[intensified]

So last night things were actually pretty great, I was having a decent time. Until she pulled the L word. Yes she did. It's been one month.

I'm running for the hills, friends.

She said she loves you? What the fuck. Girls are never supposed to make that move... especially after only thirty days.

[punk89]

She said she loves you? What the fuck. Girls are never supposed to make that move... especially after only thirty days.

Tell me about it. She asked "Did I just freak you out?" and I blatantly said "yes!"

Tomorrow is the day to end it. Bracing myself for it.

[intensified]

Tell me about it. She asked "Did I just freak you out?" and I blatantly said "yes!"

Tomorrow is the day to end it. Bracing myself for it.

Good luck.

[punk89]

Good luck.

Haha, I just changed my plans, now I'm on my way there in a half hour. I hate this kinda shit.

BOOO

[intensified]

Haha, I just changed my plans, now I'm on my way there in a half hour. I hate this kinda shit.

BOOO

Yikes. How did it go?

[Deadbolt23]

Hahaha Tavis is bringing the lulz in this thread

[punk89]

Yikes. How did it go?

It went worse than I could have imagined. I'll give you the long story since I'm feeling perky.

So I get to her place, I sit her down and tell her everything I've been feeling and why I want to leave. She starts off calm and asks me a lot of questions about why I'm doing this. I explain, and after a bit of crying I tell her I need to go. She gets up, deadbolts the door and stands in front of the door and won't let me go until I give her a concrete answer as to why I'm leaving. I told her that I said everything I needed to say, but she kept insisting I give her a concrete answer. SO finally I tell her "I could never love you."

At this point she shoves me into the bookcase, knocking down a vase and nearly knocking me over. I get up and she starts flailing her fists at me (luckily she weighs like 110 so it was like being beaten by a toddler.) All the while she is shrieking like a mad woman, screaming "STAY!! STAY!!" I tell her that I'm going, and she stands in front of the door again. I don't want to physically move her because there has already been banging and shouting and I don't want someone calling thinking that I AM doing the domestic abuse.

No joke, the only way I eventually got out the door was by dialing 911 and telling her I was reporting her for domestic abuse and kidnapping. She finally opened the door, I hung up the phone, and then I dragged her about 10 feet out the door while she hung onto my arm screaming "NO!! TAVIS!! STAY!!"

Holy fuck.

[intensified]

It went worse than I could have imagined. I'll give you the long story since I'm feeling perky.

So I get to her place, I sit her down and tell her everything I've been feeling and why I want to leave. She starts off calm and asks me a lot of questions about why I'm doing this. I explain, and after a bit of crying I tell her I need to go. She gets up, deadbolts the door and stands in front of the door and won't let me go until I give her a concrete answer as to why I'm leaving. I told her that I said everything I needed to say, but she kept insisting I give her a concrete answer. SO finally I tell her "I could never love you."

At this point she shoves me into the bookcase, knocking down a vase and nearly knocking me over. I get up and she starts flailing her fists at me (luckily she weighs like 110 so it was like being beaten by a toddler.) All the while she is shrieking like a mad woman, screaming "STAY!! STAY!!" I tell her that I'm going, and she stands in front of the door again. I don't want to physically move her because there has already been banging and shouting and I don't want someone calling thinking that I AM doing the domestic abuse.

No joke, the only way I eventually got out the door was by dialing 911 and telling her I was reporting her for domestic abuse and kidnapping. She finally opened the door, I hung up the phone, and then I dragged her about 10 feet out the door while she hung onto my arm screaming "NO!! TAVIS!! STAY!!"

Holy fuck.

Jesus God. What a story. And how long were you two together?

[Klatzke]

You're really annoying.

[intensified]

You're really annoying.

Who?

[punk89]

Jesus God. What a story. And how long were you two together?

Only a month. Serious craziness here.

[intensified]

Only a month. Serious craziness here.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Nobody should be that attached when you've only been dating for a month. That's stupid.

[punk89]

You're really annoying.

Me? Good jab there. Cool man.

[Klatzke]

Who?

Me? Good jab there. Cool man.

I was talking about the OP. Don't be so sensitive.

[Under The Knife]

I was talking about the OP. Don't be so sensitive.

Don't waste your time replying to my topics.

[intensified]

I was talking about the OP. Don't be so sensitive.

How was my response sensitive? I asked you a question about your post. No worries.

[terror_91]

It went worse than I could have imagined. I'll give you the long story since I'm feeling perky.

So I get to her place, I sit her down and tell her everything I've been feeling and why I want to leave. She starts off calm and asks me a lot of questions about why I'm doing this. I explain, and after a bit of crying I tell her I need to go. She gets up, deadbolts the door and stands in front of the door and won't let me go until I give her a concrete answer as to why I'm leaving. I told her that I said everything I needed to say, but she kept insisting I give her a concrete answer. SO finally I tell her "I could never love you."

At this point she shoves me into the bookcase, knocking down a vase and nearly knocking me over. I get up and she starts flailing her fists at me (luckily she weighs like 110 so it was like being beaten by a toddler.) All the while she is shrieking like a mad woman, screaming "STAY!! STAY!!" I tell her that I'm going, and she stands in front of the door again. I don't want to physically move her because there has already been banging and shouting and I don't want someone calling thinking that I AM doing the domestic abuse.

No joke, the only way I eventually got out the door was by dialing 911 and telling her I was reporting her for domestic abuse and kidnapping. She finally opened the door, I hung up the phone, and then I dragged her about 10 feet out the door while she hung onto my arm screaming "NO!! TAVIS!! STAY!!"

Holy fuck.
Holy fucking lol.
Made even funnier by reading the next post that said you were only together for a month. Looks like you managed to escape the crazy train bro, good work.

[Klatzke]

How was my response sensitive? I asked you a question about your post. No worries.
No I was talking to the other guy lol sorry.

[intensified]

No I was talking to the other guy lol sorry.

Damn straight. That's what I like to hear.

[GregLopez]

My ex-girlfriend broke up with me a week or so before Valentines Day, and now we are going to get back together. That's a bit of money I saved. How fortunate!

[Excela]

Amen. Forget Single Awareness Day

[Under The Knife]

It's that time of the year again, folks.

[Paulie4star]

Well I like Valentine's Day.

So there.

[Thesleepingwell]

Meh. Valentines?
I'll be at work so... I won't worry about it!

[Dustin Harkins]

I'll be missing it. My girlfriend dumped me a week before. But a girl asked me on a date for this Friday. She's 22 and I don't think she knows I'm 19 yet...we'll see how this goes.

[OhSnapItsSummer]

i have to go see dear john with my girlfriend. so yes, fuck valentine's day.

Dear John sucked. Good Luck buddy.

[DeathOrGlory]

Hooray for quoting year old posts!

In other news, meh Valentines. Why have an excuse to be romantic for just once in a year? That shit should be going year-round,

[Sunmaid]

http://www.ufodigest.com/images/stvalentine.jpg

[Under The Knife]

Hooray for quoting year old posts!

It's my topic, I do what I want.

[DeathOrGlory]

Was talking about OhSnapItsSummer.... oh well.

[Dearbhla]

I like Valentines day.


But that's only 'cos it's my birthday :)

[Sunmaid]

Was talking about OhSnapItsSummer.... oh well.

oh my god haha did she not pick up on the fact that dear john has been out of theaters for a year

[Thesleepingwell]

Dear John sucked. Good Luck buddy.

I saw a trailer of this once and I thought it looked terrible.
It won't be a DVD I'll pay money for haha.

/notreallyrevelentbut

[OhSnapItsSummer]

Hooray for quoting year old posts!


I did not realize that when I quoted it.

[OhSnapItsSummer]

oh my god haha did she not pick up on the fact that dear john has been out of theaters for a year
Is it not possible to watch it on dvd? I just assumed wrong.

[kieza]

I fucking hate Valentines day! Fuck you happy loved up smug twats. Utter Cunts. Gonna splash out on a ton of takeaway and beer tomorrow night after work and download a shit load of porn or something. Yeah woop woop!

[Thesleepingwell]

I did not realize that when I quoted it.

Don't worry. My latest AP fail is perhaps the most obvious thing in the music forum...
That is worse.

[ellie117]

i have to go see dear john with my girlfriend. so yes, fuck valentine's day.

Grow some balls.

[HauntingAGhost]

I say fuck it too unless you have someone. Then V-day is alright.

[ellie117]

Also, talking with my engaged/in a relationship female coworkers, one of them has a "limit" between her and her boyfriend of $500. No way in hell is this "holiday" worth $500. It's disgusting how much money and time people throw at this dumb day. The one and only time I gave someone a V-day gift, it cost me about 6 bucks and I had a good time compiling a list of mushy gushy songs together for a mix. It's really not worth it.

However, I am not against going to dinner with your SO on V-day. Whether it be going out or staying in and cooking for each other - spend some time with them. That's my opinion.

[OhSnapItsSummer]

I saw a trailer of this once and I thought it looked terrible.
It won't be a DVD I'll pay money for haha.

/notreallyrevelentbut

The story interested me. I read the book first though. The book was alright , I would get bored and flip though the pages. The movie was horrid. It didn't move me at all. So you didn't miss out on anything.

[Thesleepingwell]

The story interested me. I read the book first though. The book was alright , I would get bored and flip though the pages. The movie was horrid. It didn't move me at all. So you didn't miss out on anything.

Sound thing. I avoided it with good reason haha

[OhSnapItsSummer]

Don't worry. My latest AP fail is perhaps the most obvious thing in the music forum...
That is worse.

Tell me about it.

[Thesleepingwell]

Tell me about it.

The latest What Are You Listening To thread.
I missed out the 'To' part in the title lol.

[Sunmaid]

Is it not possible to watch it on dvd? I just assumed wrong.

why would anybody watch dear john on tv, really

[OhSnapItsSummer]

The latest What Are You Listening To thread.
I missed out the 'To' part in the title lol.
Oh Come On, that isn't that bad :-p

[OhSnapItsSummer]

why would anybody watch dear john on tv, really
Picture this. A guy and a girl are in a relationship. Girl decides she want to watch a sappy romantic movie at home and cuddle on the couch on Valentines Day. Boy gets stuck doing it and sucks it up during the movie. Girl feels grateful to have a guy to watch sappy romantic movies with and rewards the guy with crazy hot sex. Seems reasonably possible.

[Thesleepingwell]

Oh Come On, that isn't that bad :-p

I'm fussy about mistakes. I make too many of them.
I have standards. But then again it's me being British.

/ukthing

[Sunmaid]

Picture this. A guy and a girl are in a relationship. Girl decides she want to watch a sappy romantic movie at home and cuddle on the couch on Valentines Day. Boy gets stuck doing it and sucks it up during the movie. Girl feels grateful to have a guy to watch sappy romantic movies with and rewards the guy with crazy hot sex. Seems reasonably possible.

On principle, I refuse to watch any movie based on a book written by Nicholas Sparks, excepting perhaps The Notebook. If a girl wished to watch a "sappy romantic movie," I would be more than happy to recommend one of the dozens of brilliant romantic comedies from the 1930s-1990s of which I am aware.

[OhSnapItsSummer]

On principle, I refuse to watch any movie based on a book written by Nicholas Sparks, excepting perhaps The Notebook. If a girl wished to watch a "sappy romantic movie," I would be more than happy to recommend one of the dozens of brilliant romantic comedies from the 1930s-1990s of which I am aware.

The only good movie that was based on his books was The Notebook. Anyways, not everyone will want to suck it up and not everyone would let the girl have her way with the movie choice. You wouldn't even do it for the crazy hot rewarded sex?
In your favor, Dear John did suck.

[Sunmaid]

The only good movie that was based on his books was The Notebook. Anyways, not everyone will want to suck it up and not everyone would let the girl have her way with the movie choice. You wouldn't even do it for the crazy hot rewarded sex?
In your favor, Dear John did suck.

In all honesty, I know so many great romantic movies that a Nicholas Sparks book-movie would probably never even be suggested, and if it was, I'd have to re-evaluate the relationship and I'd in all likelihood break up with her.

[Thesleepingwell]

The only good movie that was based on his books was The Notebook. Anyways, not everyone will want to suck it up and not everyone would let the girl have her way with the movie choice. You wouldn't even do it for the crazy hot rewarded sex?
In your favor, Dear John did suck.

Sound thing. Not all movies relate to the original novels.

Anyway happy 1k!

[tottivillarossi]

It's not Valentines Day, it's Mogwai's "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will" Day.

[Thesleepingwell]

It's not Valentines Day, it's Mogwai's "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will" Day.

Oh of course. And the new Bright Eyes record release here as well tomorrow.
I'll call it a Bright Eyes Day.

[Sunmaid]

http://clean-cut.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bright-eyes-the-peoples-key.jpg

I don't understand what the big deal about this band is.

[Carolina.Alex]

I'm Wide Awake was good.

[Shatter_Glass]

http://clean-cut.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bright-eyes-the-peoples-key.jpg

I don't understand what the big deal about this band is.

go listen to, his self-titled cd or awesome b-side Gentlemen's Pact !

[SimplyPaige]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Girls act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!
/thread.


Couldnt have said it better myself.


Someone posted last year about how theyd spend V-day with porn and a bucket of chicken. I laughed until my gut hurt. I'm gonna have to necro-post search to find it. It was great.


EDIT:

I totally did not realize this thread was from last year. -_________-

[SimplyPaige]

FOUND IT!
I had to bump this:

While most of you are gonna be with your lovers/friends or whatever,I'm gonna be at home with porn and a bucket of chicken. That's how this "holiday" should be celebrated.M-(

[SimplyPaige]

Hooray for quoting year old posts!

In other news, meh Valentines. Why have an excuse to be romantic for just once in a year? That shit should be going year-round,
NECROPOSTING!

EDIT again:

NO I DIDNT MULTI QUOTE. GET OVER IT.

[deFobbed14yrs]

:redlove:

HAHAHAH I HAVE A BF AND GET TO CELEBRATE THIS YEAR

[LamarVannoy]

This is my first V day not being single. Should be interesting. I dont really want a gift though, maybe just some nice flowers or something.

[OhSnapItsSummer]

Sound thing. Not all movies relate to the original novels.

Anyway happy 1k!

Thank You!

[jmo182]

Grow some balls.

the fuck outta here with that shit

[ellie117]

the fuck outta here with that shit

What? That I feel you need to have some say on what you two do on v-day? Seeing chick flicks is one thing, but seeing horrendous chick flicks is a whole different story. Love and Other Drugs, No Strings Attached, or jesus even Gnomeo and Juliet would be better than that. At least you'll get something out of it while she gets all mushy teary eyed.
And if you are/did rent it, there are thousands of girly movies with still a shred of comedic value.

[åsåm]

Valentines alright; gives me a great reason to be a singleton.

[saturday_snow_squall]

yes, making a columbus thread nao.