Ronaldinho is my new hero

[xbrokendownx]

British tabloid The Sun says that Ronaldinho's poor showing was due to some off-field lovefests and plenty of PlayStation 2. In an interview with his girlfriend, French model Alexandra Paressant, the femme says that the soccer star would break team rules and sneak into her hotel room to "make love all night" and unwind by playing 2006 FIFA World Cup on the PlayStation 2. The Star implies that it wasn't the marathon sex sessions that left him worn out for competition. "Instead, [Paressant] says, his habit of playing PlayStation after their romps may have knocked his form.

[Drew Beringer]

Dude, how the fuck do all these uglyass soccer players get these models? Shit, golddiggin whores.

[mikeford]

he resembles a horse.

[The Matt Kaufman]

next we'll hear joakim noah is a pimp in las vegas

[ColourandShape]

seriously this guy is ugly as sin

but good for him....fifa 2006 rules

[livethesounds]

British tabloid The Sun says that Ronaldinho's poor showing was due to some off-field lovefests and plenty of PlayStation 2. In an interview with his girlfriend, French model Alexandra Paressant, the femme says that the soccer star would break team rules and sneak into her hotel room to "make love all night" and unwind by playing 2006 FIFA World Cup on the PlayStation 2. The Star implies that it wasn't the marathon sex sessions that left him worn out for competition. "Instead, [Paressant] says, his habit of playing PlayStation after their romps may have knocked his form.

haha, thats great. hey, if i was dating a supermodel id be like..."fuck the world cup, im getting leid" too.

[Drew Beringer]

he resembles a horse.
exactly

[xearlynovemberx]

next we'll hear joakim noah is a pimp in las vegas

he could pass for 1

[livethesounds]

exactly

He resembles a horse downstairs too? thats the only thing i can think of when i see a terribly ugly guy with a hot chick. he must have a giant dong.

[xbrokendownx]

He resembles a horse downstairs too? thats the only thing i can think of when i see a terribly ugly guy with a hot chick. he must have a giant dong.





that was the gayest thing said on these boards in awhile

:gay:

[mikeford]

cash money baby.

http://www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/babyofcashmoney.jpg

[xearlynovemberx]

that was the gayest thing said on these boards in awhile

:gay:

hahahahaha

:smackface

[livethesounds]

that was the gayest thing said on these boards in awhile

:gay:

its also pretty gay, when ur aruging with someone in another thread, to try and talk crap to whatever else they say in a diffrent thread.

[xbrokendownx]

its also pretty gay, when ur aruging with someone in another thread, to try and talk crap to whatever else they say in a diffrent thread.





dude, you talked about a dudes dick. thats gay no matter what the situation

[Brownpants06]

http://www.colegiosagradafamilia.net/jugadors/ronaldinho.jpg


I'd hit it.

[livethesounds]

dude, you talked about a dudes dick. thats gay no matter what the situation

uh...grow the hell up. your in college?

[xbrokendownx]

uh...grow the hell up. your in college?






what the hell does how old i am have to do with you talking about some dude's dick?

[livethesounds]

what the hell does how old i am have to do with you talking about some dude's dick?

Because i diint think a college kid would be so freaked out at the single comment of he must have a big dick if hes that ugly and with a supermodel. if your not comfortable enough with ur sexuality to even make a remark about a guys dick in jest, then whatever bro.

[ColourandShape]

Because i diint think a college kid would be so freaked out at the single comment of he must have a big dick if hes that ugly and with a supermodel. if your not comfortable enough with ur sexuality to even make a remark about a guys dick in jest, then whatever bro.

you guys should just make out already

[xbrokendownx]

Because i diint think a college kid would be so freaked out at the single comment of he must have a big dick if hes that ugly and with a supermodel. if your not comfortable enough with ur sexuality to even make a remark about a guys dick in jest, then whatever bro.





:gay: :tubbies: :nopenis:



dude im just messing with you, relax

[livethesounds]

:gay: :tubbies: :nopenis:



dude im just messing with you, relax

haha, well you could either be playing it off or really were joking so whatever.
why the hell are the telletubies in the list of smilie icons???

[xbrokendownx]

haha, well you could either be playing it off or really were joking so whatever.
why the hell are the telletubies in the list of smilie icons???



i have no idea, i just tried to find the gayest ones

[mikeford]

http://nrw05.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/nohomo.jpg

[hockey0001]

He resembles a horse downstairs too? thats the only thing i can think of when i see a terribly ugly guy with a hot chick. he must have a giant dong.

that or theyre rich and famous

[justinevans]

http://cimg2.163.com/sports/2006/7/3/20060703073646519c5.jpg

[Jra1]

i had pics of his house sent to me a while back, see if i can find them... because thats probably half the reason, it's the nicest house ive ever seen.

http://www.worldcupblog.org/general-banter/inside-ronaldinhos-house.html

[xbrokendownx]

http://cimg2.163.com/sports/2006/7/3/20060703073646519c5.jpg






heh theres nipples in your pic.


(oh, and that girl has nice boobs too) ;)

[justinevans]

i had pics of his house sent to me a while back, see if i can find them... because thats probably half the reason, it's the nicest house ive ever seen.

http://www.worldcupblog.org/general-banter/inside-ronaldinhos-house.html

most of the comments lead you to believe the home is not his.

[justinevans]

heh theres nipples in your pic.


(oh, and that girl has nice boobs too) ;)

she has nice everything.

apparently, she is into beastality and horse cock though.

edit: or barnyard erotica - whatever you want to call it.

[preppyak]

The Star implies that it wasn't the marathon sex sessions that left him worn out for competition. "Instead, [Paressant] says, his habit of playing PlayStation after their romps may have knocked his form. hahaha....game set match we have a winner

"Um..no, the sex only lasted a few minutes actually, i barely broke a sweat....but the PS2, man, once I got started on those tournaments, I couldn't stop until Brazil had won the World Cup."

[sweethypocrisy]

she has nice everything.

apparently, she is into beastality and horse cock though.

edit: or barnyard erotica - whatever you want to call it.
hahahahaha

[mikeford]

HEY FUCKO ITS INTERSPECIES EROTICA




x

[justinevans]

HEY FUCKO ITS INTERSPECIES EROTICA




x

sorry fucktard.

[preppyak]

apparently, she is into beastality and horse cock though.

edit: or barnyard erotica - whatever you want to call it.
"...into oral beastiality, i'm just blowing spots"

[Broken Parachute]

http://www.fanclubbarcelona.nl/images/spelersinfo/2005/ronaldinho.jpg

[fire on my lips]

Just to let everyone know, if it was published in The Sun, there's like a 99% chance it isnt real.

[justinevans]

Just to let everyone know, if it was published in The Sun, there's like a 99% chance it isnt real.

either way he is still fucking that broad.

[fire on my lips]

very true

[Jra1]

Just to let everyone know, if it was published in The Sun, there's like a 99% chance it isnt real.

haha, yea it's a pretty raggy paper, but as far as sports goes it's the best in England.
This is kinda Sports and Tabloid, so i'd say 50/50 chance its real haha.