How do you eat an Oreo?

[kdefrisc]

feel free to share alternative methods

[cristinaa]

In milk definitely. I don't really like them otherwise.

[saveferris]

Whole with milk is the only way to eat them IMO

[LikeSwingSets]

i sort of told the truth

twisted open then eat each half separately dipped in milk
mmmmmmm

[Say Nothing]

Depends...If I have milk, whole oreo in the milk. If no milk my presence, I open, eat the filling, then finish the cookie.

[x13looDx]

My favorite way is to tilt my head back, put the oreo on my teeth the tall way, and proceed to shave off bits of it with my teeth. No idea why I decided to do it as a kid, and it looks really stupid, but I have fun doing it.

[NateFoundGlory]

My favorite way is to tilt my head back, put the oreo on my teeth the tall way, and proceed to shave off bits of it with my teeth. No idea why I decided to do it as a kid, and it looks really stupid, but I have fun doing it.

Haha that is so awesome.

I just dip it in milk and eat it. I'm boring that way.

[Neo Cassady]

Whole w/ milk.

[hitormiss92]

Whole with milk, of course

[seraph1214]

Whole with milk is the way to go.

[undecidedshrub]

Twist open and eat the side without filling first.

[MyNameIsRoss]

oreos are shitty.

[BrennanHickson]

Whole with milk.

[ArtForLovers]

in my psychology class, the teacher told us a description of your personality according to the way you eat oeros. It was interesting.

[ArtForLovers]

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim. Nobody likes you

[x1onexwo1fx]

whole, dip in milk, then put peanut butter on top.

[fueledbyvictory]

Not at all.

[Clark]

Whole. Fuck milk. Omnomnom.

[oliviaemmer]

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.




LOL.

[HometownHero]

whole, dip in milk, then put peanut butter on top.

Gross!

[x1onexwo1fx]

Gross!

however you eat it is gross! M-(

[HometownHero]

however you eat it is gross! M-(

I put it in the milk and eat it that way. No peanut butter. Ick ick ick

[x1onexwo1fx]

I put it in the milk and eat it that way. No peanut butter. Ick ick ick

actually, i eat it that way sometimes, too. but i do love peanut butter.

are you allergic, or do you just not like peanut butter? :-(

[HometownHero]

actually, i eat it that way sometimes, too. but i do love peanut butter.

are you allergic, or do you just not like peanut butter? :-(

It takes a mood for me to be able to enjoy a PB&J. And sometimes on apiece of celery. But mostly I hate its texture. Quite nasty

[x1onexwo1fx]

It takes a mood for me to be able to enjoy a PB&J. And sometimes on apiece of celery. But mostly I hate its texture. Quite nasty

hmm. but nutella has about the same texture. you don't mean to say you hate nutella as well...?

[<*)))><]

I only eat an Oreo if it is slim jim.

[HometownHero]

hmm. but nutella has about the same texture. you don't mean to say you hate nutella as well...?

I must say I have never heard of or tasted this thing you call Nutella

[hannahissupafly]

Depends...If I have milk, whole oreo in the milk. If no milk my presence, I open, eat the filling, then finish the cookie.

yeep, that's what I do. That's the only way to eat oreos correctly.

[x1onexwo1fx]

I must say I have never heard of or tasted this thing you call Nutella

if you didn't know, it's a spread like peanut butter except it's made out of hazelnut and cocoa. it's from the same company that makes ferrero rocher. i've had this stuff since i was a little kid, always thought it'd be available everywhere in the states.

[JGood4]

Whole with milk. Can't eat them without milk.

[abandonship]

Whole, then bite off the top in my mouth then eat the rest. Milk is good too but not a neccessity.

[MADSTA]

I eat them a variety of ways:
1. Whole, no milk
2. Whole, milk
3. Twisted in half, lick some of the frosting, put it back together, then dip in milk (the best)
4. Twisted in half, eat some frosting, then the no-frosting half, then the frosting half
5. Twisted in half, eat the no frosting half, then frosting half
6. Twisted in half, no frosting half dipped in milk, frosting half without milk

[kdefrisc]

I eat them a variety of ways:
1. Whole, no milk
2. Whole, milk
3. Twisted in half, lick some of the frosting, put it back together, then dip in milk (the best)
4. Twisted in half, eat some frosting, then the no-frosting half, then the frosting half
5. Twisted in half, eat the no frosting half, then frosting half
6. Twisted in half, no frosting half dipped in milk, frosting half without milk

Actually now that I read this I realized this is exactly how I eat them, although sometimes I dip the whole thing in milk and eat it, but usually this.

[muzicislife31]

With peanut butter is the way to go. Though I will also do whole dipped in milk or twisted in half, eat the frosting then the cookie. It all depends if I have peanut butter or milk readily available.

[ari telescope]

whole, dip in milk, then put peanut butter on top.
That sounds like alot of messy work.

I twist it apart, eat the filling then if I have milk I dip each side and eat separately.

This reminds me that I eat other goodies weird. I need to make a new thread.

[Technicolor]

Twist it open, eat the filling, and then dip it in milk.\
sometimes i also eat the already milk dipped part with peanut butter.

[x1onexwo1fx]

That sounds like alot of messy work.

it is. i actually only tried it once when i most recently ate oreos. before, i would eat them whole, with peanut butter on top, then drink milk while the whole thing was still inside my mouth.

sometimes i also eat the already milk dipped part with peanut butter.

kind of like what i did except not whole? i guess i'm not entirely alone, then.

[Brokenhill]

I eat them in 2 bites, and prefer to have a glass of 2% milk with them. Not for dipping though.

[Macbeth.]

Does no one else drown it in milk? I mean like until you can barely hold onto it because its so soggy? That's the way to do it.

[Macbeth.]

also, lol@ psychological evaluation of cookie eating habits.

[SuNDaYSTaR]

I eat them with milk, but I don't dip them. I just chug a huge glass of milk after.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Whole dipped in milk, or with Nutella.

[x1onexwo1fx]

with Nutella.

chocolate overdose much?

that sounds delicious

[Kurt Retenauer]

chocolate overdose much?

that sounds delicious

It's everything I ever thought it would be. Tried it at college once when I ran out of bagels. Best sudden decision I've ever made. Definitely try it, haha. Though, it's a lot better with the "uh oh" oreo's with the vanilla cracker and chocolate fudge.

[x1onexwo1fx]

it's a lot better with the "uh oh" oreo's with the vanilla cracker and chocolate fudge.

that sounds even more mouth-watering.

[Kurt Retenauer]

that sounds even more mouth-watering.

You won't do it..

[NervousDestiny]

I'm neurotic so I twist them open, dip the side with less creme in the milk, eat it, and then repeat that process with the the other halves.

[cityscapes101]

I'm boring. I just eat it.
I used to eat all the filling first. But now I just eat them.

[yellowhouse]

With peanut butter!!

[jjjkman]

Double stuffed, drenched in milk until it is soft. Yumm.

[BasketCase963]

whole with milk

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Whole dipped in milk.

[Joeypeapot777]

i like to alternate between dipping in milk and dipping i peanut butter

[kbi the crowing]

whole, soaked in milk so it falls apart in your mouth
however doing so runs the risk of the oreo breaking off before you get it to your mouth.

[Hay]

I take many
-Dunk whole
-Dunk the half with the cream
-Dunk the half after scraping off the cream
-Repeat

[Deadbolt23]

I just eat the shit out of it.

[EvilZeppelin]

I drown that fucker in my milk until its completely soft.

[jmartino]

twist open, eat the filling, dip the rest in milk

[Poultrylicious]

deep fried

[BozzBlonde]

Whole with milk.

[Loyaltabk]

Whole.

Always thought anything but that was for fuckin wierdos

[showyourteeth]

man
i want an oreo...