What Do Guys REALLY want?

[brntsnfan]

Gentlemen.

Your perfect girl... please discribe

[caveBEAR]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

[mikeOKBRK]

Attractive, smart, talented, similar interests.

[brntsnfan]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.


LOL, right. I am sure I will be getting a lot of similar responses....

[ZeRo]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

Girls with Daddy Issues are always the ones who stick around longer than you want... They need that manly figure in their life.

Oh and as far as my type goes: Sweet, Brunette, Preferably with Blue or Green Eyes, Big Boobs, Small waist, Nice ass and never taller than me. I'm also a generally shy guy, so outgoing is always good. I'm not picky..........

[caveBEAR]

Girls with Daddy Issues are always the ones who stick around longer than you want... They need that manly figure in their life.

Oh and as far as my type goes: Sweet, Brunette, Preferably with Blue or Green Eyes, Big Boobs, Small waist, Nice ass and never taller than me. I'm also a generally shy guy, so outgoing is always good. I'm not picky..........

:-|

[DCD08]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

leave the daddy issues at the back door. if i find another girl whose "uncle raped her" i'm gonna lose it.

[ZeRo]

:-|


Sorry...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01559/sarc_1559744c.jpg

[caveBEAR]

leave the daddy issues at the back door. if i find another girl whose "uncle raped her" i'm gonna lose it.

Wow. That's beyond daddy issues, and the fact that you've not only found one girl like this, but apparently so many that it's frustrating you says wonders about either yourself or the way you pick women.

[po0ty]

Wow. That's beyond daddy issues, and the fact that you've not only found one girl like this, but apparently so many that it's frustrating you says wonders about either yourself or the way you pick women.

I'm sure he was being serious

/s

[FalloutGuy]

Hot, similar interest in music, laughs at my jokes...Easy

[whiterussian]

has to be the chieftain's daughter, hotter than everyone else, despise me at first, than ditch the tribe's champion for me and engage in pony tail sex.


no, I did not like Avatar.

[timb89]

leave the daddy issues at the back door. if i find another girl whose "uncle raped her" i'm gonna lose it.

hahahahaha

[LoginBanned]

Breathing

[phil19]

brunette, dark eyes, smart, cute, artistic, sense of humour, honest

[Jaimehere]

Usually Asian chicks get to me more, got to have the brains, funny/has a GOOD sense of humour, loyal and chill, not too serious

[brothaman]

sweet, out going, blonde, at least decent taste in music.

[bastard_of_ness]

My wife of 5 years... smart, cute, great smile, similar interests, willing to let guard down, my best friend, great sense of humor... I could go on forever...

[AMackChuck]

I find relationships work best if there parties involved aren't trying to be carbon copies of each other, as in "you like everything I like? fuck yeah!". Familiarity leads to monotony. But if you're just going to fuck a bitch, ya I'm saying that V has to be like a god damn glove with vasaline in it. Oh, and a fan of anal, just throwing it out there.

[trappedintime]

Cute face, small waist, smart, nice, respectful, artistic, super chill, one with similar tastes in everything and one that loves all my flaws. I've yet to meet such girl.

[Sloth7]

Someone like Lindsey Vonn gets major points from me. She is a good example of a girl who can combine pretty with an overall very sweet/"good girl" look. That's always good in my book. I like girls who always have a smile on their face, it's lends itself to a very warm look.

Also, throw in a nice sense of humor and a few well-placed curves, and I'm sold.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

If we're just talking looks..I have really weird preferences..
I either like chick with dark hair and blue eyes, or red heads.
I guess personality wise, I like chicks who are open enough to tell me when I'm completely full of shit, but still nice. A sense of humor and slight social awkwardness are huge plusses haha. They don't have to like the same music as me..because I love hearing new music and introducing others to music.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

Someone like Lindsey Vonn gets major points from me. She is a good example of a girl who can combine pretty with an overall very sweet/"good girl" look. That's always good in my book. I like girls who always have a smile on their face, it's lends itself to a very warm look.

For seem reason Lindsey Vonn looks about 10 years older than she really is..I painted her as 35-ish, but apparently she's 24??
Color me shocked.

[And Hours Pass]

Rather than choosing specific colors, I would just say I like pretty eyes (i think any color can fit that description). I need a girl who is open to liking the music I do (I've discovered this matters more than I thought it did). I like somebody who isn't afraid to laugh and be spontaneous. I want her to have a kind heart, be able to speak intelligently about the things she cares about, and genuinely challenge me to be a better and more well-rounded person.

Find that, and I'm sold.

[bNz719]

Rather than choosing specific colors, I would just say I like pretty eyes (i think any color can fit that description). I like somebody who isn't afraid to laugh and be spontaneous. I want her to have a kind heart, be able to speak intelligently about the things she cares about, and genuinely challenge me to be a better and more well-rounded person.

Find that, and I'm sold.

This but brunette, somewhat outgoing, fun to be with, education/career is important to her, understands my type of humor and is easy to make her laugh.

[Echo Park]

Gentlemen.

Your perfect girl... please discribe
more fucking aggressive. I mean, it's always me doing the first approach. That shits stressful. Then after that i just want the girl to jump right on me. No more horseplay.

If i walk into a class of 30 girls, i want the ones interested in me to get up and say "hey you, im interested" or "fuck me" or at the very least if the class is empty i want her to say "Hey there's an open seat right here!"
So many times after months i weezle conversation from them and i learn "I had the biggest crush on you"
I mean seriously? fuck girls you're 22 and you still cant man up. FUCK GIRLS

[caveBEAR]

more fucking aggressive. I mean, it's always me doing the first approach. That shits stressful. Then after that i just want the girl to jump right on me. No more horseplay.

If i walk into a class of 30 girls, i want the ones interested in me to get up and say "hey you, im interested" or "fuck me" or at the very least if the class is empty i want her to say "Hey there's an open seat right here!"
So many times after months i weezle conversation from them and i learn "I had the biggest crush on you"
I mean seriously? fuck girls you're 22 and you still cant man up. FUCK GIRLS

Why don't you man up and just go sit down next to the ones you're interested in?

[rhinitus]

Actually thinks I'm funny (otherwise you're going to think I'm annoying as shit), nice teeth, classy, sweet, can carry on a conversation, actually is somewhat humorous herself, SMART, wants to cook me food when I'm fucked up, generally I end up liking girls with big boobs but I truly don't really care...I could go on if we're talking about the IDEAL girl, but it's all about tradeoffs. No one is perfect. Except me, bitch.

[ratsevif]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a llllloooooooonnnnnnnggggggg jacket.

No but really, I don't have an exact type.. style wise. I'm extremely shallow and vain. But it's all about what I like, right? So why settle for something less?

She has to have nice teeth, any color eyes besides brown (I find them extremely unattractive), no large foreheads, enjoys the same type music so we can go to shows together, must be able to hang out with my friends, sarcastic, witty, slightly bitchy but not a bitch, freckles are a plus, she can be tall or short but proportioned properly with her body type, breast size doesn't matter as long as she has a pretty face, must be able to hold a conversation, and doesn't need to be baby sat (I can't stand not being able to walk away for ten minutes and getting bitched at for leaving you alone).

[Deadbolt23]

a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.

[And Hours Pass]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a llllloooooooonnnnnnnggggggg jacket.

No but really, I don't have an exact type.. style wise. I'm extremely shallow and vain. But it's all about what I like, right? So why settle for something less?

She has to have nice teeth, any color eyes besides brown (I find them extremely unattractive), no large foreheads, enjoys the same type music so we can go to shows together, must be able to hang out with my friends, sarcastic, witty, slightly bitchy but not a bitch, freckles are a plus, she can be tall or short but proportioned properly with her body type, breast size doesn't matter as long as she has a pretty face, must be able to hold a conversation, and doesn't need to be baby sat (I can't stand not being able to walk away for ten minutes and getting bitched at for leaving you alone).

This made me laugh.

[ratsevif]

This made me laugh.

Dude, trust me. Take a look at all the females you see today. But just notice their foreheads. Most people don't think about it. Once you start looking you'll be like "Shit, NEXT!".

[jmo182]

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/pam-beesly-photo.jpg

[And Hours Pass]

Dude, trust me. Take a look at all the females you see today. But just notice their foreheads. Most people don't think about it. Once you start looking you'll be like "Shit, NEXT!".
Today will be a very special day at work. Looks like my whole day will now be forehead-watching. Beats the usual...

[honestIpod]

A Fatt butt...

[oh...rly]

Dude, trust me. Take a look at all the females you see today. But just notice their foreheads. Most people don't think about it. Once you start looking you'll be like "Shit, NEXT!".

This is one of the greatest things i have read on this website.

[Yellowcard2006]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/dat_ass_yo.jpg

DAT ASS

x

[Charles777]

Pretty much like me.

[Daigle lol]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

HAHAHA. I just got out of a shitty class, and this just made my morning xD
Nice eyes, nice smile, funny and doesnt shit themselves everytime a new Twilight movie comes out

[Kassie09]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

[caveBEAR]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

Actually, if I am going to 'date' a girl and have to put up with the words coming out of her mouth, I am definitely past the point of just wanting sex.

When I just want sex, 'a vagina' is pretty much the only standard, the rest is debatable. When I want a mate, then I care about the girl.

[Kassie09]

Actually, if I am going to 'date' a girl and have to put up with the words coming out of her mouth, I am definitely past the point of just wanting sex.

When I just want sex, 'a vagina' is pretty much the only standard, the rest is debatable. When I want a mate, then I care about the girl.

i know but i mean that fit in and i couldn't not say it.


If you just wanted a vagina you could buy a fleshlight and problem solved. no need to' put up with' a girl.

[Chancetobe]

I expected to see 500 pictures of Zooey Deschanel.

[TheOtherAndrew]

i know but i mean that fit in and i couldn't not say it.


If you just wanted a vagina you could buy a fleshlight and problem solved. no need to' put up with' a girl.
Fleshlights don't like to cuddle.

[Kassie09]

Fleshlights don't like to cuddle.

they cuddle you where it counts.

[spiffa0]

Someone who is actually somewhat intelligent. I don't care how attractive you are...if you are a fucking idiot I don't want anything to do with you. Attractiveness goes without saying everyone wants that. Intelligence, similar music, movie, book tastes, someone who can get along with my friends, etc.

[Cuddleworthy]

guys just want to be loved

[live.]

What I need
([P. Diddy:] Yeah take that)
Is a pretty woman next to me
([Ginuwine:] A pretty woman yeah baby)
To share the dreams that I Believe
([P. Diddy:] Dream with me, believe in me)
Maybe we could start a family
([Ginuwine:] Start a family baby)
Someone who truly understands, how to treat a man
This is what I need

[a nocturnal day]

Cute, Smart, and actually caring. Glasses are a huge plus.

[live.]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

Giiiiiirls you know you better...watch out!

[Xianmusicfan]

"Moms, primarily. Soccer moms, single moms, Nascar moms, any type of mom really."

[caveBEAR]

i know but i mean that fit in and i couldn't not say it.


If you just wanted a vagina you could buy a fleshlight and problem solved. no need to' put up with' a girl.

You've obviously never screwed a woman or a fleshlight. It's like saying 'well, if you want to ride a sports car, just go buy a Hot Wheels'.

[Kassie09]

You've obviously never screwed a woman or a fleshlight. It's like saying 'well, if you want to ride a sports car, just go buy a Hot Wheels'.

You're clearly right I do not have the parts to do so.
but I said "If you just wanted a vagina" not "If you want a significant other/prostitute/woman get a fleshlight"

[caveBEAR]

You're clearly right I do not have the parts to do so.
but I said "If you just wanted a vagina" not "If you want a significant other/prostitute/woman get a fleshlight"

Vagina =/= Fleshlight.



At all.

[DCD08]

Wow. That's beyond daddy issues, and the fact that you've not only found one girl like this, but apparently so many that it's frustrating you says wonders about either yourself or the way you pick women.

i've had two girlfriends who would basically say anything for sympathy. the mother of the last girl that said this to me decided to tell me that she has mental issues after we had been dating. three days later i dumped her.
its just like these girls seem so nice at first and then later down the road i realize they're not who i thought they were at all.

[Kassie09]

Vagina =/= Fleshlight.



At all.

I will never know.

[Jet Set Paul]

a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.
:-d

[caveBEAR]

I will never know.

You know how your vagina isn't rubbery-plastic? That's the game changer.

[Deadbolt23]

lol.

[songydarko]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread
Truth.

[spunkmastaflex]

brunette, dark eyes, smart, cute, artistic, sense of humour, honest


same for me, except doesnt really need to artistic, and maybe a tad bit intellectual

[spunkmastaflex]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

not true, some guys do just want one thing. and if you meet a guy at a bar, it probably is that one thing. But to say that about all guys is a shame cuz it simply isnt true

[Kassie09]

You know how your vagina isn't rubbery-plastic? That's the game changer.
Maybe it is.

Truth.
We know whats up

not true, some guys do just want one thing. and if you meet a guy at a bar, it probably is that one thing. But to say that about all guys is a shame cuz it simply isnt true

o o k thx

[SLoT]

fat, ugly, smelly, dumb (perfer some sort of mental retardation), midget, crazy, amputee, psychotic, abusive, addict, into my friends more, but funny as hell.

[terror_91]

Steak.

[kemichels]

Truth.

Yeah, clearly. Because you were the one who pretty much told me YOU wanted to have sex with me..THIS MORNING.

Yeah, I said it.

[brntsnfan]

Why don't you man up and just go sit down next to the ones you're interested in?

I agree with you, but I too think that it’s cool when the girl makes the first move. Some chicks have a problem with that cause the majority of them are too self conscious

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

Maybe it is.


We know whats up



o o k thx

Nothing wrong with that... But I am sure screwing isn't all guys want... clearly.

[theNatetron]

WHtWWQzUgRY

[Kassie09]

So confused as to how anyone has taken what i said seriously
this is awesome

[thebestkylever]

a girl who will remind me that eating 10 pieces of bacon with my french toast (that she made me) is a bad idea, but will let me do it anyways.

[songydarko]

Yeah, clearly. Because you were the one who pretty much told me YOU wanted to have sex with me..THIS MORNING.

Yeah, I said it.
LOL. whatev man.

[songydarko]

Yeah, clearly. Because you were the one who pretty much told me YOU wanted to have sex with me..THIS MORNING.

Yeah, I said it.
p.s. our life will never be a secret.

[Bruised26]

Great taste in music, strong morals, unique style, good looks, preferably a brunette, good sense of humor, not judgemental.
I found a girl just like this the other day and spent a lot of time getting to know her... thought it was going somewhere until I found out she had a boyfriend.

[kemichels]

LOL. whatev man.


Yeah that's all ya can say.

[emoishardcore]

anal.

[songydarko]

Yeah that's all ya can say.
LOL. :|

You definitely started it btw.

[Deadbolt23]

Yeah, clearly. Because you were the one who pretty much told me YOU wanted to have sex with me..THIS MORNING.

Yeah, I said it.

I kindof thought this was going to turn into more of an argument than it did.

I was all
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/freeman/homer-eating-popcorn-small-c7873.jpg

[saveferris]

hmmmm I guess she would have to have a good sense of humor, attractive, nice eyes and teeth, good taste in music, artistic, athletic, and a nice simple fashion sense.

I don't have to have ALL of these in a girl. 2 or 3 of those would be nice.

[saveferris]

also, she MUST be open minded. Caring, the ability to get a little wild.

I know that's a lot but i'm sure there's girls out there that are like that.

[FueledByFrodo]

Cute, smart, funny, silly, and actually puts up with my ridiculousness. It helps if she likes good music. So exactly my girlfriend. So, I'm happy.

[caveBEAR]

No teeth.

[x1onexwo1fx]

i just want a girl who wants me :-(

/emo post.

similar tastes/interests, but not too similar. fun, yet responsible. nice. outgoing would be good, since i'm the shy kind of guy. preferably asian, though i have had crushes on a fair share of whites, and have in fact found hispanic and african-americans to be attractive as well. i don't understand men's obsession with big boobs. i think c cups are nice, and anything smaller is okay. small shoulders and prominent collar bones are plus. i'm weird like that.

[Brand-new-123]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away she puts her make up on the shelf. When I'm away she never leaves the house.

[katiebobatie]

fat, ugly, smelly, dumb (perfer some sort of mental retardation), midget, crazy, amputee, psychotic, abusive, addict, into my friends more, but funny as hell.

i knew i'd be some guys dream...

[ChaplainTappman]

pretty, a real sense of humor, and intelligence

[saveferris]

i knew i'd be some guys dream...
hahaha

[saveferris]

Great taste in music, strong morals, unique style, good looks, preferably a brunette, good sense of humor, not judgemental.
I found a girl just like this the other day and spent a lot of time getting to know her... thought it was going somewhere until I found out she had a boyfriend.
oooh that's gotta sting. It's like a baseball straight to your gonads

[chris1152]

Cute, smart, funny, silly, and actually puts up with my ridiculousness. It helps if she likes good music. So exactly my girlfriend. So, I'm happy.

This describes my girlfriend, too!

[SLoT]

i knew i'd be some guys dream...
Dear Katiebobatie,

I have reviewed your online profile. I see you enjoy shopping and may be an addict... this has turned my motor on. On the other hand you are much too cute (as seen in your profile picture), in which case I would have to drop my standards a bit. This, unfortunately, is not something I will budge on.

Sincerely,
SLoT

PS - Maybe you should eat about 4,000 cheeseburgers, and have someone slap your face with a bag of knives. If this ever occurs, please immediately find me so that I can propose marriage to you.

PPS - Is that a Skye Sweetnam quote?

[Echo Park]

Why don't you man up and just go sit down next to the ones you're interested in?
gfy. read it again buddy.

[kwsqd]

Dear Katiebobatie,

I have reviewed your online profile. I see you enjoy shopping and may be an addict... this has turned my motor on. On the other hand you are much too cute (as seen in your profile picture), in which case I would have to drop my standards a bit. This, unfortunately, is not something I will budge on.

Sincerely,
SLoT

PS - Maybe you should eat about 4,000 cheeseburgers, and have someone slap your face with a bag of knives. If this ever occurs, please immediately find me so that I can propose marriage to you.

PPS - Is that a Skye Sweetnam quote?
this is tremendous.

[caveBEAR]

gfy. read it again buddy.

I read it. In there you said you were sick of finding out months after the fact that girls had crushes on you. That means you obviously didn't act upon it either.

[Echo Park]

I read it. In there you said you were sick of finding out months after the fact that girls had crushes on you. That means you obviously didn't act upon it either.
well i never meant for that to be taken to mean i was also interested in them.--Uggo or not, let the guy know it. Im just plainly saying that i want girls to be more aggressive. Chivalry is dead, let the chick take charge for once. But i never said that I DON'T ASK GIRLS OUT. I man up, trust me.

[SLoT]

this is tremendous.
haha, thanks, you're too kind.

[Dumpweed]

knows how to spell everyday words.

[rising_tied]

I have yellow fever like a mother fucker so its pretty obvious what I like........ But I also have curry fever, taco fever... and basically everything else that isnt white. For the most part. Although recently white girls have been looking better than black girls. Weird.

Anyway. I dont there is a way to describe a PERFECT female. It depends what fits her... She can look "perfect", but then have breasts that are TOO big which can make her look awkward (usually when they are fake). Same with the rear end. She can have a cute face nice waist, and then this fucking dump truck, and that can kill it...... All of my girl friends have been different, and in my eyes my girl now is perfect. She has a lil rump and its cute as hell. She has a chest that she isnt proud of but I think its perfect. Shes not too skinny, otherwise thats an instant turn off, and her face is beautiful.. And that fucking smile.. OMG... Everything fits her small frame. And its perfect

[katiebobatie]

Dear Katiebobatie,

I have reviewed your online profile. I see you enjoy shopping and may be an addict... this has turned my motor on. On the other hand you are much too cute (as seen in your profile picture), in which case I would have to drop my standards a bit. This, unfortunately, is not something I will budge on.

Sincerely,
SLoT

PS - Maybe you should eat about 4,000 cheeseburgers, and have someone slap your face with a bag of knives. If this ever occurs, please immediately find me so that I can propose marriage to you.

PPS - Is that a Skye Sweetnam quote?

dammit. nothing ever goes my way... life is hard

[Loyaltabk]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.
hahaha

[caveBEAR]

well i never meant for that to be taken to mean i was also interested in them.--Uggo or not, let the guy know it. Im just plainly saying that i want girls to be more aggressive. Chivalry is dead, let the chick take charge for once. But i never said that I DON'T ASK GIRLS OUT. I man up, trust me.

Fair enough.

[Toothache]

hot, sane, and trustworthy

[splitsecond]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

dont know why this thread even kept going after this response

[caveBEAR]

dont know why this thread even kept going after this response

:shrug:

[catherinexhimel]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away she puts her make up on the shelf. When I'm away she never leaves the house.


Ohhh man, you would make the PERFECT creepy next-door-neighbor killer.

[caveBEAR]

Ohhh man, you would make the PERFECT creepy next-door-neighbor killer.

Those are lyrics.

[quesosauce]

leave the daddy issues at the back door. if i find another girl whose "uncle raped her" i'm gonna lose it.
OMG, this is so true, i've dated 6 girls in my life, and the first 4 all claimed to have issues like this, were they just lying becuase they didnt want to touch my penis, or does everyones fucking uncle rape them?

[quesosauce]

Ohhh man, you would make the PERFECT creepy next-door-neighbor killer.
theres this thing called the Blue Album, by a band named Weezer

i recommend it

[catherinexhimel]

Those are lyrics.

That I did not know.

[catherinexhimel]

theres this thing called the Blue Album, by a band named Weezer

i recommend it


I haven't listened to Weezer since they came out with Make Believe.

[Brand-new-123]

I haven't listened to Weezer since they came out with Make Believe.
:hitself:

[Two Headed Girl]

I haven't listened to Weezer since they came out with Make Believe.

Blue Album came out 10 years before Make Believe, the year you were born actually. Had some minor hits like "Say it So", "The Sweater Song", and "Buddy Holly."

[catherinexhimel]

Blue Album came out 10 years before Make Believe, the year you were born actually. Had some minor hits like "Say it So", "The Sweater Song", and "Buddy Holly."


Obviously I don't know anything about Weezer. All I remeber of them is Beverly Hills, which is a horrible song.

[Holly HoX!]

Girls are fuckin' awesome.

But seriously I want someone that is cute, has to be into the same music as me or can at least tolerate it at high volumes while I'm driving, can just relax on the weekend and not get buck wild every second and is just sweet. not picky, just depends. i hate dishonesty.

[Brand-new-123]

Obviously I don't know anything about Weezer. All I remeber of them is Beverly Hills, which is a horrible song.
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[joeag1985]

Pobody's Nerfect.

[catherinexhimel]

kemivUKb4f4
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Oh, I've heard all of those songs before, I just never knew who they were by. Well, old Weezer is definitely better than new Weezer, that's for sure.

[deFobbed14yrs]

^:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

[davehennessy]

a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.

:ok:

[barkingincision]

buxom black grrls:redlove:

[Hagysaurus Rex]

Guys want one thing.


And we all know what that is


/Thread

M&Ms?

[XLT917]

Christian, Cute, and Cool, pretty simple for me.

[Hagysaurus Rex]

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[Hagysaurus Rex]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

Brought the lulz

[Hagysaurus Rex]

Seriously?

Smart, beautiful to me, independent, GOOD GIRL, with a similar taste in music. Oh and not crazy. And I don't mean the "Oh she can get out of hand, she's crazy" I mean the "she calls me at 5am crying hysterically with a bottle full of pills in hand ready to commit suicide and this is not a ploy for attention" kind of crazy. The "that girl needs professional help" crazy. Boyfriend =/= therapist.

[TERRABITHIA]

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rachel Aniston, and Megan Fox all packed into ONE body. :freakout:

[RushAndAPush]

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rachel Aniston, and Megan Fox all packed into ONE body. :freakout:That would be strange looking.

[Two Headed Girl]

i will put up with anything for a girl who is not annoying

[hitormiss92]

I'll tell you what I want what i really really want

a girl with good personality

[spevin]

what do guys really want?

blowjobs....the out of nowhere all about the guy blowjob.

oh yeah...nice personality, nice body, a brain

[SLoT]

dammit. nothing ever goes my way... life is hard

Don't be discouraged champ. Keep your chins up.

[deFobbed14yrs]

flowers to girls are like blowjobs to boys

[seraph1214]

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rachel Aniston, and Megan Fox all packed into ONE body. :freakout:

You mean Jennifer Aniston? Also, that combination would look gross as shit.

[StartAngry&Mad]

sarcastic, challenging, witty, creative, doesn't listen to top 40, doesn't "need" me

[Mirrors Shatter]

anal.

I came here hoping nobody had said this yet. |:
This, though.

[emilymarie100]

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rachel Aniston, and Megan Fox all packed into ONE body. :freakout:


Leather skin, dead behind the eyes and illegal? Gotcha.

[caveBEAR]

flowers to girls are like blowjobs to boys

Sucks for girls. I always thought oral sex = oral sex, I didn't know oral sex = roses.

[IntoTheSun]

guys just want to be loved

Aww, Cuddles.

lol

[IntoTheSun]

flowers to girls are like blowjobs to boys

hmm...

[deFobbed14yrs]

Sucks for girls. I always thought oral sex = oral sex, I didn't know oral sex = roses.


i'm just saying that like the joy of getting flowers is the joy guys get from getting blowies

[caveBEAR]

i'm just saying that like the joy of getting flowers is the joy guys get from getting blowies

No. No, it's not.

[danielineffigy]

Sweet.

Cute, talented, smart, has her own opinions on things, fun to be around, all that.

But mostly, sweet.

[deFobbed14yrs]

No. No, it's not.

and how do you know

[caveBEAR]

and how do you know

I've had a blowjob and seen a woman's face when she got roses. Trust me...it's not even on the same plane of existence. Give a girl roses, then give a guy and orgasm. I'm willing to put money on the guy seeming more thankful/excited.

[quesosauce]

Obviously I don't know anything about Weezer. All I remeber of them is Beverly Hills, which is a horrible song.
thats their without a doubt worst cd/single

blue album should be required listening for just about everyone

[catherinexhimel]

thats their without a doubt worst cd/single

blue album should be required listening for just about everyone


Yeah, it pretty much blows. I really need to check out Blue Album soon, apparently.

[mike001359]

well, i am not too picky, i guess i would just like a sweet and cute girl who isn't too tall cause i'm only 5'7.'' hopefully she is one of those girls that laughs at every silly little thing. and boobs do not matter in the least. small is totally fine with me.

[Fulltime Mike]

dead....

[apsterling]

Carries her own in conversation and is generally accepting of me. A good body is a certain plus because physical attraction counts for something. Good taste (or at least decent taste) in music is important.

[Excela]

endless eyes, good taste in music, poetic, smart, sees the truth thats not obvious, and not smotheringly nice

[DCD08]

endless eyes, good taste in music, poetic, smart, sees the truth thats not obvious, and not smotheringly nice

endless eyes thats a new one. do you also like legs that go on for days?

[zion the lion]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

I've got two out of the three and no boyfriend, you're a goddamned liar

[caveBEAR]

I've got two out of the three and no boyfriend, you're a goddamned liar

My guess is you're missing the most important one.

[zion the lion]

My guess is you're missing the most important one.

Which one is that? Is it daddy issues? they call me daddy issues for a reason dammit.

[Excela]

endless eyes thats a new one. do you also like legs that go on for days?

by endless, I mean deep. and no, I don't want legs that go on for days, I hate jocks

[caveBEAR]

Which one is that? Is it daddy issues? they call me daddy issues for a reason dammit.

No, it's the tits.

[Scrubanizer]

A Women that makes a killer sandwich is all i need

[zion the lion]

No, it's the tits.

hahahaha
I'm really tempted to just let you know the size and then let you decide if thats big or not.

[PaperLantern]

Not too tan, short, dark hair that is straight. Mhmm.

[caveBEAR]

hahahaha
I'm really tempted to just let you know the size and then let you decide if thats big or not.

Well, I assumed knowing you that 'daddy issues' and 'loose morals' were probably your two, and I only slipped 'loose morals' in there because I believe I remember seeing you discuss drug usage (of which this kettle is black, so no judgement).

[caveBEAR]

Not too tan, short, dark hair that is straight. Mhmm.

I glanced at this and thought I saw 'No dick'.

Which is a pretty good thing to look for in a girl.

[andrew_upto11]

Intelligent, attractive, outgoing, good sense of humor, and creative.

[zion the lion]

Well, I assumed knowing you that 'daddy issues' and 'loose morals' were probably your two, and I only slipped 'loose morals' in there because I believe I remember seeing you discuss drug usage (of which this kettle is black, so no judgement).

I'm in between a 38DD and a 36DDD...I like to pretend like I have morals because I took a purity vow a long time ago (before I even knew what virginity was, I actually forgot about it) so tits and daddy issues were my two.

[caveBEAR]

I'm in between a 38DD and a 36DDD...I like to pretend like I have morals because I took a purity vow a long time ago (before I even knew what virginity was, I actually forgot about it) so tits and daddy issues were my two.

Damn, ha ha ha. Good for you. Well, loosen those morals a bit, and then you'll have the guys falling over you. ;-)

[zion the lion]

Damn, ha ha ha. Good for you. Well, loosen those morals a bit, and then you'll have the guys falling over you. ;-)

I have a friend with the same boob size as me and she's a year older and I swear the tits are a curse, they scare the guys away, it doesnt help that our moms are so religious and we both have big scary dads but still theres a tit curse.

[AP_Punk]

sandwiches

[andthetruthwill]

What I really want for a girl I like, and who likes me, is for her not to be a lying whore. Simple as that.

[InBetweenAisles]

Big tits, loose morals, daddy issues.

Reference from Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother? haha.

[Alou]

Do you mean a fuck or relationship?

[<*)))><]

The ability to open a beer and a bring a sandwich. Ohh an open a bear too

[TheOtherAndrew]

sandwiches
Shit, I can make you those.

[caveBEAR]

Reference from Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother? haha.

No? I've never watched it. :mellow:

[Formatfun]

I'm usually into girls with short hair and glasses.

Who look like they're interesting, but lately I've been wrong about girls I had crushes on.

[InBetweenAisles]

No? I've never watched it. :mellow:

Well, then I did not make any sense. It's a great show.

[Deadbolt23]

:ok:

NiXbRBS5Z58

[brntsnfan]

Do you mean a fuck or relationship?


Both I guess. seems I've been getting both anwers so far...

[davehennessy]

NiXbRBS5Z58

Ahhh haven't seen that in awhile. Thank you for that

[Deadbolt23]

Ahhh haven't seen that in awhile. Thank you for that

It's a classic.

[Lycareth]

i've had two girlfriends who would basically say anything for sympathy. the mother of the last girl that said this to me decided to tell me that she has mental issues after we had been dating. three days later i dumped her.
its just like these girls seem so nice at first and then later down the road i realize they're not who i thought they were at all.

Totally fucking agree. Stop frontin'!

[Jennurna Gray]

Cute face, small waist, smart, nice, respectful, artistic, super chill, one with similar tastes in everything and one that loves all my flaws. I've yet to meet such girl.
Now you have.

[trappedintime]

Now you have.

:giverose: Let us elope.

[jco3]

Zooey Decha-Hayley Williams.

[Laural666]

Hot, similar interest in music, laughs at my jokes...Easy
Are your jokes funny?

[MyNameIsRoss]

I want a girl who'll laugh for no one else, when I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf, when I'm away she never leaves the house.

[bluecrunchy]

Gentlemen.

Your perfect girl... please discribe

Somebody who knows how to spell the word "describe."

[Viva Sonata]

I found her already.

Well him.

He's a cynical jerk if you piss him off, but he's a goddamned sweetheart otherwise and is the funniest guy I know.

[Alou]

Both I guess. seems I've been getting both anwers so far...

Fuck = Girl is hot and easy.

Relationship = Depends on individual person, but someone I can actually have a conversation with usually means I'll like the person.

[Bingham88]

smrt, funny, outgoing, pretty eyes, pretty good body i liek some meat on the bones, someone i can curl up next to and watch dumb movies with, good taste in music, likes to go to shows, not high maintince.

[fake empire]

A kinky girl who likes to do dirty sexual stuff. A nice ass. Smart with good taste in music/movies/comedy.

[Jake Denning]

Religious, Virgin, Dresses modestly, doesn't like the same music as I do (for the most part), in college, just as tall or shorter than me, lets me do things/buy things for them without making me feel guilty about it, faithful.

[Laural666]

I've been described in this thread so much.
Wow wierd.

[concernedparent]

I'll know when I see her. I've never liked picking out the perfect characteristics in a mate. I prefer to just take it by ear.

[fake empire]

I've been described in this thread so much.
Wow wierd.
did i describe you???

[Laural666]

did i describe you???
Yeah, pretty much.

[AndrewIcex]

Someone who has something interesting to say... with good music taste and is petite with a cute classy style.

[Duexy]

gives it up on the first or second night.

[fake empire]

Yeah, pretty much.
prove it

[maxvsmaradona]

Anything that moves at this point.

[Urglegrew]

My exact clone with a vag that doesn't smell like fish.

[MusicIsLovex3]

I'll tell you what I want what i really really want

a girl with good personality
:thumbup:

[Laural666]

prove it
How? lol.

[Cuddleworthy]

I'm in between a 38DD and a 36DDD...I like to pretend like I have morals because I took a purity vow a long time ago (before I even knew what virginity was, I actually forgot about it) so tits and daddy issues were my two.

i bet they're fat tits tho

[Cuddleworthy]

Aww, Cuddles.

lol

grrrrr

[bNz719]

Anything that moves at this point.

:lol:

[maxvsmaradona]

:lol:

right as i saw this response, the scene from your avatar pops up on my tv.

I'd definitely give Shoshana what she wants.

[HometownHero]

Someone that actually loves music. And the music that I like.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Classy, fun, cute, forward but not too forward, intimidating to an extent, teeth and smile, fun, etc

I think I've seen 2 or 3 of these in my life. My standards will be forever too high.

[chrismileslord]

Able to hold an intellegent conversation and has a nice smile.

[bNz719]

right as i saw this response, the scene from your avatar pops up on my tv.

I'd definitely give Shoshana what she wants.

Hahah forsuree!

[Numero10]

Lindsay Weir

[ohitsmark]

Someone who wants me who doesn't nag, annoy me or do anything that would bother me, i.e. smoking.

[cory-182]

Willing to get drunk and put out.

Also, anyone who is drama free who will let me live my life outside the relationship.

[Jennurna Gray]

:giverose: Let us elope.
Whoa, I was expecting a date first. ;]

[TSTLSOOM]

QJYjr-vUKZM

[TSTLSOOM]

I want a girl who'll laugh for no one else, when I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf, when I'm away she never leaves the house.
winrar

[tkamB]

intelligent, similar tastes in music, movies, tv shows etc, attractive, not fat, pretty eyes (preferably blue), thinks for herself, chill, shorter than me, trustworthy, good sense of humor, etc.. I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.

[TheSnoo]

QJYjr-vUKZM


This.

[Argentine]

Intelligent, listens to the same music, Asian, wears glasses sometimes, slim, fun to talk to about anything, anti-clingy, hates Twilight (yeah right!), and yeah I mentioned same music.

Also, this is a slight reservation can take it or leave it but it's weird if a girl is older than me.

[apsterling]

Holds her own in conversation and manages to keep me interested in her. Cute is good, because that's kind of important.

[ace1112]

Breathing

why such high standards

[.dot]

a cute skinny indie rock chick whose smarter than me.

[jwicklun]

no fat chicks

[fake empire]

How? lol.
I'll tell you privately

[zion the lion]

i bet they're fat tits tho

I had to look up fat tits to figure that whole thing out and no. No woman on my moms side of the family (none of my moms aunts, nobody) has had anything below a D cup without the help of surgery. I've tried making my boobs smaller by losing quite a bit of weight and it didnt work at all. My tits and ass are from my genes...sorry to disappoint.

[AlexEnglish]

buttsecks

[fake empire]

I had to look up fat tits to figure that whole thing out and no. No woman on my moms side of the family (none of my moms aunts, nobody) has had anything below a D cup without the help of surgery. I've tried making my boobs smaller by losing quite a bit of weight and it didnt work at all. My tits and ass are from my genes...sorry to disappoint.
big ass??

[zion the lion]

big ass??

Boobs and ass go together...duh. I cant say its big, because I remember in high school there was this girl who had an amazingly huge ass, it was like nothing I've ever seen before in my life, she was skinny but it was just gigantic. I'm not exaggerating, she would have been a size 4 but she was a size 20 because of the ass.

So mine is nothing compared to that.

[fake empire]

Boobs and ass go together...duh. I cant say its big, because I remember in high school there was this girl who had an amazingly huge ass, it was like nothing I've ever seen before in my life, she was skinny but it was just gigantic. I'm not exaggerating, she would have been a size 4 but she was a size 20 because of the ass.

So mine is nothing compared to that.
Let's see it

[zion the lion]

Let's see it

That girls ass? I wasnt her friend, I didnt even know her name, I just knew her by "damn look at that ass", I dont have any pictures of her or her ass, but I know that she was really nice.

[fake empire]

That girls ass? I wasnt her friend, I didnt even know her name, I just knew her by "damn look at that ass", I dont have any pictures of her or her ass, but I know that she was really nice.
yours

[zion the lion]

yours

I could follow the logic there, I dont have a profile picture so its not like anyone would recognize me if I just post a sfw picture of my booty, but wouldnt that just kill whatever amazing ass you're imagining?

[l_strange]

a girl who is willing to listen to you and care for you, to me its not all about beauty but someone who cares and can make me laugh.

[Laural666]

I'll tell you privately

Ohhhhkayyy.

[trappedintime]

Whoa, I was expecting a date first. ;]

Let's cut all the bullshit. Marry me now because I might lose you forever.

[Laural666]

I have a huge ass haha and a very nice set of boobs, but why does this matter?
I mean so guys even care about the other stuff? I might be blonde hair and blue eyed bt come on guys,
ladies want a nice guy, that's only naughty sometimes.

[frenchatticus]

morals, cute, brunette, good taste in music

[Laural666]

My exact clone with a vag that doesn't smell like fish.

Your vag smells like fish? Ehh.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

a girl who is willing to listen to you and care for you, to me its not all about beauty but someone who cares and can make me laugh.


awww! =)

[l_strange]

awww! =)

=)

[KatastrophiE]

made out of plastic with two or three well articulated holes

[HometownHero]

Sense of humor is the most important. Girl cant make me laugh? Get the fuck out

[l_strange]

can we stop with talking about nothing but the female body and stuff has anyone considered that theres more than that

[Schmidty Says]

I could describe exactly what I want, but that would be a "tl;dr" type post.

To sum it up, I don't want a "perfect" girl. I don't want a girl who is size 0, I want a curvy woman. I want someone who's real, who will make mistakes and admit when she makes them. Someone who will care and actually mean it, and who will like me for me. Someone with similar tastes, yet different at the same time. If I can't have a conversation with you, there can't be an "us," because communication is key.

[Roton7]

can we stop with talking about nothing but the female body and stuff has anyone considered that theres more than that

lol rite

[brntsnfan]

Somebody who knows how to spell the word "describe."
HA! LOL totally did not even notice that... and apparently neither did the majority of the people here

thanks! ;-)

[413punkguy]

I have a huge ass haha and a very nice set of boobs, but why does this matter?
I mean so guys even care about the other stuff? I might be blonde hair and blue eyed bt come on guys,
ladies want a nice guy, that's only naughty sometimes.

(:

[cristinaa]

There needs to be a version of this thread for girls.

[trappedintime]

There needs to be a version of this thread for girls.

I began to write "then why don't you to make it" but I stopped mid-sentence because I realized that it would be weird if you did. So instead I will follow up with this: :wave:

[cristinaa]

I began to write "then why don't you to make it" but I stopped mid-sentence because I realized that it would be weird if you did. So instead I will follow up with this: :wave:

Haha yea, I thought about it, but I thought the same thing....although I don't really know why.

[TheSnoo]

Hot, outgoing, funny, smart, not afraid to try new things, a love for music, sweet, loving, caring, someone who I can tell my problems to and stay with forever. Yeah, I get pretty deep sometimes.

[katiebobatie]

There needs to be a version of this thread for girls.

i agree

[Viva Sonata]

Did I forget to mention this guy got me knee deep into Imogen Heap? That's gotta count for something.

I love him. <3