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Jason Tate

07/27/06, 06:57 PM

Linda Kay (ex-Lifetime (http://www.absolutepunk.net/lifetime)) was recently arrested for possession of human remains. Read the story here (http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/15132608.htm).

Cerpin Taxt

07/27/06, 06:58 PM

what. the. fuck.

Cottage Cheese

07/27/06, 06:58 PM

it would make more sense if someone from Boys Night Out was found with human remains.

James Johnson

07/27/06, 06:59 PM

wow

Chris Fallon

07/27/06, 07:00 PM

Uhhhhhhhhh.....

jfb392

07/27/06, 07:01 PM

it would make more sense if someone from Boys Night Out was found with human remains.Haha, nice.

yanggoh

07/27/06, 07:02 PM

juuuuuuust wow

dukeboy1986

07/27/06, 07:04 PM

Yup.....

Dan CiTi

07/27/06, 07:04 PM

Well you would go insane after leaving such an amazing band...nothing left to do but to kill.

CWeezer

07/27/06, 07:05 PM

woah. what the hell?

Melissa Johnson

07/27/06, 07:07 PM

Creepy.

irthesteve

07/27/06, 07:14 PM

uhhhhh

beefhung

07/27/06, 07:15 PM

more like deathtime...

LMB

07/27/06, 07:18 PM

There's nothing wrong with keeping skulls in your basement.

niveK

07/27/06, 07:19 PM

Cop "Why do you have this boy's bones in your basement Miss Kay?"

Kay "Because this boy's no good"

Thanks, ill be here all weekend. tip your waitress.

End is Forever

07/27/06, 07:19 PM

wow. Someone wanna explain the Boy's Night Out joke? I think I get it, but it's not clicking.

Gabe Gross

07/27/06, 07:21 PM

well...now i know what 'human remains' means

buysoap

07/27/06, 07:22 PM

That Is So Bad Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex DiVincenzo

07/27/06, 07:30 PM

WTF indeed.

SwedishHeat

07/27/06, 07:33 PM

more like deathtime...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/SwedishHeat/s3d5y8.jpg

Cottage Cheese

07/27/06, 07:34 PM

wow. Someone wanna explain the Boy's Night Out joke? I think I get it, but it's not clicking.

they sing soulful songs about chopping up their girlfriends and burying angels in their backyards

seans seatbelt

07/27/06, 07:34 PM

wow. Someone wanna explain the Boy's Night Out joke? I think I get it, but it's not clicking.

Because the major theme in basically all their work is about killing people. To whoever mentioned BNO, I laughed.

Jason Tate

07/27/06, 07:35 PM

Cop "Why do you have this boy's bones in your basement Miss Kay?"

Kay "Because this boy's no good"

Thanks, ill be here all weekend. tip your waitress.
:lol:

niveK

07/27/06, 07:36 PM

I wonder if she was one of Jersey's Best Dancers

Brandon Allin

07/27/06, 07:42 PM

That's some fucked up shit.

secondsunrise

07/27/06, 07:43 PM

I wonder if she was one of Jersey's Best Dancers
Hilarious!!! Lmao!!!

I think rob zombie should make this into a movie.....stripping and body parts...sounds like devils rejects 2

secretninja

07/27/06, 07:46 PM

wow. what the fuck. thats awesome.

staygold

07/27/06, 07:46 PM

thats really funny, i had no idea an ex-member of lifetime worked at Hot 22's in Union ... wohoo gotta love this state

Russ Hockenbury

07/27/06, 07:51 PM

Kinda puts the whole Suicide Girls thing in perspective.

starcrossdlovex

07/27/06, 07:59 PM

Oh, that's tame compared to most of the other stuff we get to hear about from philly newspapers.
& the BNO joke? I'll admit, it made me laugh.
& the jersey's best dancer line was pretty nice too. This has been an amusing thread.

Tmovielife16

07/27/06, 08:00 PM

haha, whacky, i dont think she would be the one to obtain them from the victim, she probably just bought them from some store or something, there are some crazy stores out there

i hope she didnt do any killing, but you never know

zizou1790

07/27/06, 08:01 PM

....

Said_Anything

07/27/06, 08:01 PM

fuck the what?

basementsong

07/27/06, 08:01 PM

ugh why would you even want to keep these?

jersey girl

07/27/06, 08:02 PM

this actually happened in my town, they also found a few skulls along with the severed hand. and the neighbors called the police cause they thought someone was getting murdered with a hammer and then they found all that....crazy

Galedeep

07/27/06, 08:02 PM

I'm actually more curious as to find out why the police were in her house in the first place, rather than what she's doing with the human remains.

oldprospector

07/27/06, 08:03 PM

Was she hot?

PomonaForEmpusa

07/27/06, 08:08 PM

it would make more sense if someone from Boys Night Out was found with human remains.
or for even more irony, A Trunk Full Of Dead Bodies..

and i like how this guy above me doesnt care about any of it except whether or not she's hot.

helikopter

07/27/06, 08:08 PM

i didn't particularly laugh at the boysnightout joke, but i loled at the kid who didn't get it.

i read the headline to this on digg or something earlier today but it was sans-lifetime reference, so i didn't read further. wacky!

unwritten

07/27/06, 08:24 PM

wow, lol. Sick fucks.

seans seatbelt

07/27/06, 08:30 PM

Was she hot?

hahahaha

Ruggiero2oo8

07/27/06, 08:45 PM

what the hell?

*crying stars*

07/27/06, 08:54 PM

that's so strange. and kind of creepy.

she became a stripper?

now that's pretty sad.

westsidas2000

07/27/06, 08:56 PM

haha nice.

Heartcore

07/27/06, 09:11 PM

i wanna send my congrats out to the majority of the registered members on the ap forums for making me laugh more than a few times in this thread. kudos.

-robert

konstantine94

07/27/06, 09:19 PM

I read that article online.... and now I find out she was in Lifetime. haahah.

PomonaForEmpusa

07/27/06, 09:31 PM

that's so strange. and kind of creepy.

she became a stripper?

now that's pretty sad.

strippers actually make pretty good money... as long as they dont work at a trailer park or some shit.

if it's decent though.. they can walk away every night with a couple hundred bucks in tips.

all $1's of course.

CorporateCanvas

07/27/06, 09:31 PM

hopefully it was lance bass.

Of Machines

07/27/06, 09:57 PM

Was she hot?

hahahah high five

The_New_Cancer

07/27/06, 10:41 PM

Haha, dude. My brother was telling me about this this morning. Didn't mention the name or anything, so I didn't know who it was... Wow.

brentkid

07/27/06, 10:49 PM

She only lived a few towns over from me. Fucking creepy.

alexwohl29_90

07/27/06, 11:02 PM

...too bad I'm not a fan of lifetime...because this would be a shit load crazier than it already is to me.

But holyyy shit...thats...pretty crazy...

I hope she was at least semi-decent at what she did...because going from being in a band like Lifetime to that...jesus christ.

Let's get away.

07/27/06, 11:37 PM

a few skulls never hurt anybody

WeDreamOfDays

07/28/06, 12:42 AM

Cop "Why do you have this boy's bones in your basement Miss Kay?"

Kay "Because this boy's no good"

Thanks, ill be here all weekend. tip your waitress.

LOLLERCOASTER!

That's my girl!!!

mogwaifearsatan

07/28/06, 12:51 AM

Wait, all that's illegal? Shit.

raycer

07/28/06, 01:03 AM

umm so she's not on the new album?

monicaaaa!

07/28/06, 01:06 AM

I'm actually more curious as to find out why the police were in her house in the first place, rather than what she's doing with the human remains.

thats what i'm wondering..but either way..she seems a tad bit crazy..

livelovecrydie

07/28/06, 01:08 AM

did that article make anyone else hungry?

upherskirt

07/28/06, 01:39 AM

i gues the police were investigating a suicide report that never happened and found all that. and it says she got the hand from a medical student friend and the skulls were either purchased online or mail order catalog. god how fucking strange

N8IVIin0rity

07/28/06, 02:05 AM

Wtf?

redlightromance

07/28/06, 02:41 AM

I read a better article at jade tree (http://www.jadetree.com/press/article).

shtjames

07/28/06, 02:45 AM

this is why you cant ever have a bitch in your band theyre all crazy

Jacktheskipper

07/28/06, 02:56 AM

When has Linda been in Lifetime?!?!

oldprospector

07/28/06, 03:12 AM

I'm going to assume (although i'm almost definatly wrong, but whatever I do what I want) that one of these is her: http://www.hott22.com/hottpics.html

thus she is not hot.

DriveTBSthru

07/28/06, 05:02 AM

thats fucking shocking and creepy.

xllirikx

07/28/06, 05:44 AM

I'll still laughing over this.

xllirikx

07/28/06, 05:45 AM

so, looks like THIS is the person that has led the most worthless life ever.

jkin1510

07/28/06, 05:58 AM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0725061hand1.html

to answer all of your questions.

jkin1510

07/28/06, 05:59 AM

you know those gang members in la that tally their kills on their eyebrows?

check out her right one.

she did it. ha

aloneatlastnj

07/28/06, 06:29 AM

"She would find snake skeletons in our back yard," Patricia Ann Kay said. "That was just her. It's a fascination with the human body."

ive lived in the same county/area as the town she lives in for 20 years, and ive never once seen skeletal remains from snakes, let alone snakes in general. weird. maybe garden snakes?? :shrugs:

Cottage Cheese

07/28/06, 06:31 AM

ahh, good to see that people suffered and died and their remains end up in the basement of a stripper's home. I'm sure the victims' families are laughing right along side us in this hilarity!

This sure is a "theme song for a New Brunswick basement BURIAL"!!! Mwahahaha

sparksfly

07/28/06, 06:48 AM

When has Linda been in Lifetime?!?!

1992-1993

miltownrob

07/28/06, 06:56 AM

lifetime brings the rock

DroppedUrPocket

07/28/06, 06:59 AM

Tell her to get back in the kitchen.

xDinoCorex

07/28/06, 08:29 AM

....weird....

IamTheINDUSTRY

07/28/06, 08:56 AM

wtf?

McSavah

07/28/06, 09:10 AM

:huh:

seans seatbelt

07/28/06, 10:05 AM

welcome to plainfield, tobe hooper!

rhinitus

07/28/06, 10:22 AM

did they not find the 8balls she does with her boss?

and for real though...is she hot?

Of Machines

07/28/06, 11:27 AM

did they not find the 8balls she does with her boss?

and for real though...is she hot?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0725061hand1.jpg

so I may not know what she was doing with those skulls in her basement, but I know for sure this woman would NOT get my money at a titty bar!

buckcheeks

07/28/06, 02:18 PM

I was watching the bottom ticker on CNN at the hospital yesterday and saw "Stripper arrested after human remains were found in her home" and didn't think anything of it.

Wow.

manican sex

07/28/06, 03:21 PM

Was she hot?

hahahah noiccce

AshesAshes

07/28/06, 03:58 PM

Bam Margera told Stuff magazine he's making plans to hang out with Allen Iverson. The Chester County skateboarder/prankster says the Sixers star can "pick me up in his Bentley or I can pick him up in my Lamborghini, and we can hang out.

Thats good news

backpocket

07/28/06, 08:26 PM

she stripped like 10 minutes from my house. weird.