Being Too Drunk

[cristinaa]

I need to feel better about myself, so what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were too drunk?

[himynameisjohn]

go around shooting a paintball gun on camp pendleten when we were both wasted

[takkuri]

got arrested. that sucked

[cristinaa]

got arrested. that sucked

haha that does. For what?

[takkuri]

haha that does. For what?
I passed out in a club, so the bouncers threw me out onto a parkbench. My friends sat with me while I slept. Then (apparently) the cops who were walking passed asked if I was okay. I woke up and threw up at their feet. I spent the night in a cell. My parents were not impressed :-d

[cristinaa]

I passed out in a club, so the bouncers threw me out onto a parkbench. My friends sat with me while I slept. Then (apparently) the cops who were walking passed asked if I was okay. I woke up and threw up at their feet. I spent the night in a cell. My parents were not impressed :-d

Haha, that really sucks, but is awesome because this thread is serving its purpose...I feel a little better about my drunken mistakes.

[takkuri]

Haha, that really sucks, but is awesome because this thread is serving its purpose...I feel a little better about my drunken mistakes.
Let's hear them then :D

[cristinaa]

Let's hear them then :D

I am too ashamed, maybe later on when I hear some more bad stories.

[himynameisjohn]

i broke my nose drunk surfing once...not cool

[Forever.Zero]

I have yet to be drunk to the point where I am completely terrible.
What did you do?

[takkuri]

I'm all out then :shrug:

Actually last night I visited a friend, who took me to one of her friends (who I hadn't met) apartments. I smashed a glass and spilled goon all over his table and someones phone. Was pretty embarrassing. I guess he didn't mind that much though, he ended up wheeling me to get take away in a trolley we found on the side of the street

[cristinaa]

I have yet to be drunk to the point where I am completely terrible.
What did you do?

I might discuss it later on. I have a long list of confessions haha.

[himynameisjohn]

I have plenty of drunk stories. none of them involve me getting arrested though :(

broke my nose drunk surfing
got hit by a car drunk skating
woke up in someones lawn once miles away from my house
ran around shooting a paintball gun on camp pendleton with a buddy once
alcohol poisoning off of a dare that i couldnt drink a fifth of bacardi (big mistake)
drunk cheated on an ex (not proud of it)
walked up to an officer outside of t-bell drunk and said. Im not drunk and got fined.

uhhh

[warstory]

I don't have any horrible painful stories
buuut
the other night I was really drunk and told some guy in an applebees parking lot that I had a 7 foot long clitoris

lolz

[fake empire]

ran around with no pants on

[katiebobatie]

I believe this thread can explain why I've stayed away from the sex in public places thread

[takkuri]

ran around with no pants on
surely everyone has done this at least once? right? :shhh:

[limepomegranate]

I need to feel better about myself, so what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were too drunk?
I hid my birth control from myself.

[SouthernCross40]

Nothing too interesting by me personally, but me and my roommates last year had a guy pass out on our fire escape/balcony, wake up around 4 am, and take a crap on one of our foldout balcony/tailgating chairs.
Apparently he then went back to sleep covered in his own feces, woke up around 8 and somehow made it back to his own apartment. We didn't know what happened until another friend came up and asked "who shit on the chair".

[fake empire]

I believe this thread can explain why I've stayed away from the sex in public places thread
What's wrong with sex in public places?

[katiebobatie]

What's wrong with sex in public places?

not a thing. i was referring to making drunken stupid mistakes.

[3wotkris]

pee'd on a friend's sleeping cat for a dare
it woke up, i freaked out and fell over, pissed on my leg

i don't really remember much else from that night :/

[Ava1anche]

got arrested. that sucked

Me too. It did suck. A lot. I was really drunk and somehow ended up hiding from the cops in a bush. They shined their car's spotlight on me so I started running. Didn't make it too far in the snow. Then got handcuffed and taken to the police station but I bailed myself out so I didn't have to spend the night. Nothing like a $480 obstructing a police officer ticket. Luckily I went to court and got it dismissed so I only had to pay the underage.

I might discuss it later on. I have a long list of confessions haha.

You should share. We won't judge :-) (Well, some people might haha)

[HometownHero]

Made out with and got under the shirt of a girl three times my size. I regretted it immensely especially since apparently she had been in love with me for years

[lauren1234]

Went to my friends school play and got sick in the middle of it.

[3wotkris]

tried to drink detergent but some friends stopped me.
later on, i goose stepped through the (albeit empty) street at 4am singing football songs with those same friends.

[jjm1]

Pissed on a cops leg, arrested, 6 months probation...wasnt nearly as bad as it could have been though.

[rhinitus]

I hid my birth control from myself.

hahahaha

[erccentea]

Totaled my car in Cleveland after a Cavs game..don't drink and drive kids

[And Hours Pass]

i broke my nose drunk surfing once...not cool

Wow. I'm just impressed that you even tried this. Talk about things that will give you the spins...

I'm all out then :shrug:

Actually last night I visited a friend, who took me to one of her friends (who I hadn't met) apartments. I smashed a glass and spilled goon all over his table and someones phone. Was pretty embarrassing. I guess he didn't mind that much though, he ended up wheeling me to get take away in a trolley we found on the side of the street

You make me miss living Australia. Nothing like pregaming with a goon bag.

ran around with no pants on

I see nothing dumb about this. Drunken pantless shenanigans is fantastic.

I hid my birth control from myself.

Haha. I can't even guess what possessed you to do this.

[Stavie Steelo]

Made out with and got under the shirt of a girl three times my size. I regretted it immensely especially since apparently she had been in love with me for years
Haha sounds like what I did last night cuz my buddy dared me too, oh well atleast I got a funny story now. But nothing to crazy busted my knee, broke shit

[rhinitus]

i went to a work party at about 4 oclock on a friday. it was at my supervisor's house. proceeded to get completely shitfaced with my supe's husband and my roommate - beer, red bull vodka, patron, absinthe, who the fuck knows what else. when it was only my roommate, my supe, my supe's husband, and myself left, we couldn't think of what else we wanted to drink, so us 3 dudes went outside and started blowing fireballs with 151. when the aim n flame ran out of gas, we grabbed a regular lighter. i burned my hand. so then while i was putting my hand under a faucet, the other 2 were pouring 151 all over the deck railings and patio furniture and lighting it on fire.

my roommate left like 5 mins before me - then i went outside, tried to call this girl while hailing a cab, and i tripped on the curb and split my elbow open. should have gotten stitches but i figured i would wait and see until the morning. well, apparently you have to get stitches within 8 hours. so now i have a ridiculous scar on my elbow.

the weirdest part of all of this was that i don't think anyone on our team really saw anything wrong with the situation...they all wanted to sign my humongous bandage.

good times.

[Jennurna Gray]

I haven't done anything really stupid drunk, but once I was drunk making out and for like three minutes couldn't figure out what his teeth were. It's was weird.

[tottivillarossi]

I need to feel better about myself, so what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were too drunk?
Your mom. LOL. Geddit?

[SmeezyBeezy]

i went to a work party at about 4 oclock on a friday. it was at my supervisor's house. proceeded to get completely shitfaced with my supe's husband and my roommate - beer, red bull vodka, patron, absinthe, who the fuck knows what else. when it was only my roommate, my supe, my supe's husband, and myself left, we couldn't think of what else we wanted to drink, so us 3 dudes went outside and started blowing fireballs with 151. when the aim n flame ran out of gas, we grabbed a regular lighter. i burned my hand. so then while i was putting my hand under a faucet, the other 2 were pouring 151 all over the deck railings and patio furniture and lighting it on fire.

my roommate left like 5 mins before me - then i went outside, tried to call this girl while hailing a cab, and i tripped on the curb and split my elbow open. should have gotten stitches but i figured i would wait and see until the morning. well, apparently you have to get stitches within 8 hours. so now i have a ridiculous scar on my elbow.

the weirdest part of all of this was that i don't think anyone on our team really saw anything wrong with the situation...they all wanted to sign my humongous bandage.

good times.

that sounds like a night right there.

[roughroads]

too drunk?
I never knew such a thing exists..

[terror_91]

Got with an ugly chick. Not too bad by APs standards.

Edit: Forgot that I nearly got in a fight with my best friend and then feel asleep outside on a bench

[BearGrr]

"You haven't been drunk enough if you haven't pissed the bed" - a man known as Sweaty Pig

[<*)))><]

You can never get "too drunk"
But I have a painful story of drinking, so I went to hang out at a frat house at about 6 and we did some shots nothing to crazy but it was just a warm up for fromble. For those who don't know what fromble it is basically smashing a beer can into your head and then drinking when it breaks open. This game really gets the adrenal pumping and I been losing just about every game because by far I'm the smallest guy and after one of my friends manage to smash the can open on the first hit I got really pissed off and smashed a glass into my head. Glass and brain do not go well together and I will never play fromble again or so I say :uhno:

[TheProsAndCons]

Got deperesed, tried to kill myself, went to hospital, came home (still kind of drunk), posted a thread about how I wanted to kill myself on here, went to sleep, woke up thinking wtf? hahaha

[superxero]

Went to the generation younger than me's prom party, really fucking drunk, I fingered a girl, Got a bj from another girl, and had sex with another girl. 3 girls one night. Still don't remember who they are

[Shatter_Glass]

I don't have any horrible painful stories
buuut
the other night I was really drunk and told some guy in an applebees parking lot that I had a 7 foot long clitoris

lolz

Classy.

[Shatter_Glass]

Went to the generation younger than me's prom party, really fucking drunk, I fingered a girl, Got a bj from another girl, and had sex with another girl. 3 girls one night. Still don't remember who they are

so you hooked up with 12 year olds all night? you can goto jail for that shit on american soil son, ill tell you that.

[Shatter_Glass]

Got deperesed, tried to kill myself, went to hospital, came home (still kind of drunk), posted a thread about how I wanted to kill myself on here, went to sleep, woke up thinking wtf? hahaha

somehow the now bolded part of your sentence doesn't seem right to me.....

[TSLataris]

Went camping with a bunch of friends and we went streaking. I fell into some nearby bushes and for some reason, decided to grab some leaves to cover my wang and my family jewels as I ran out of the bushes. Of course those leaves had to be poison ivy.

[jcanning]

has happened many times, many terrible nights followed by horrible mornings. possibly one of the worst was when I was wasted out of my mind walking home and fell over split my chin open and just layed flat out until someone drove by and took me to the police station where I was questioned for an hour then my parents got called, went to hospital and got 3 stitches. worst thing was that I barely remember it, just remember that the cop was a real dick.

[warstory]

Classy.:shrug:
At least I didn't blow him

[PowerRanga]

Fucked a fat chick.

[Numero10]

Went to the generation younger than me's prom party, really fucking drunk, I fingered a girl, Got a bj from another girl, and had sex with another girl. 3 girls one night. Still don't remember who they are
You sir, are my hero

[Deadbolt23]

I couldn't find a bottle opener, so I tried opening the bottle with a fridge. And then a block of cheese. And then the cat's teeth.

[TheProsAndCons]

somehow the now bolded part of your sentence doesn't seem right to me.....

I didn't get a mesage saying I was Quoted :-S haha, well, I thought it was pretty funny that I tried to look for sympathy on this site, though, some pepole were acctually nice about things haha

[cristinaa]

I couldn't find a bottle opener, so I tried opening the bottle with a fridge. And then a block of cheese. And then the cat's teeth.

Aww, I feel bad for your cat.

[Laural666]

Gosh. I had sex with my bestfriends older brother when I was drunk and she videotaped it, she was drunk too. She told me she was like super sorry although I find it funny.

[littledudeman]

Woke up in a field having no idea where I was luckily there is a casino by where I lived so I saw the lights up the hill and knew I needed to head that way to get home. (my friends refused to let me walk home by myself after that one)

Lost my new glasses. Really sucked don't remember much of the night but woke up and looked for my glasses where I usually leave them and nothing. Searched where I was drinking a couple times but no luck so had to go out and buy new glasses. I will always (hopefully) put my contacts in when I am drinking from now on.

[WordsAndFears]

insofar, the worst its gotten is trying to do handstands in the middle of the road in boston in front of a bunch of college kids (one of whom was my own brother), while trying to dance to tik tok at the same time. coulda been worse *shrug*

[KatastrophiE]

Made out with and got under the shirt of a girl three times my size. I regretted it immensely especially since apparently she had been in love with me for years

oh god, the things ive seen that ill never possibly remember

[yourface88]

"allegedly" peed myself on a couch at a party
sprained ankle after falling off a one story balcony
went into the wrong house and puked into someones bathroom
cut my eye after facediving onto a cement floor

fresh/soph year was kinda rough on me lol

[phil19]

got drunk last night

[*Ro']

Threw up in front of policemen called by the neighbours because of the music being too loud. They were nice though, they got in to have a drink with us.

[Corgkowznor]

Waved frantically and stepped in the road to try to hail this cab to get to an anberlin/yellowcard show in DC...'cab' pulled over to me and my buddy...it was a cop car.

[yaz06]

-I apparently pissed on my friend's tv the one night he had a party. Don't remember doing it but that thing didn't work after that night.
-Me and my brother went running around a resort in Mexico one night in just our boxers and ended up in the pool. Don't remember that either.
-Many times waking up in places with no idea how I got there. ex. On the front lawn, some randoms bed and/ or house, sleeping under tables :P

[Max_123]

I don't remember cause I was so drunk! ;-)

[xohalezz]

drank a fifth of rum...night resulted in wrestling matches, dance parties, and the cops coming. i hid though!

[frenchatticus]

Isn't it OP's turn?

[Big_Guy]

-puked on a cop/got carted off to the hospital
-fell down a flight of stairs and fucked my face up
-got fired from a job

[S9Dallasoz]

Used a zip-lock bag as a condom.

[Max_123]

hahahahaha

[Deadbolt23]

Aww, I feel bad for your cat.

Don't worry, I didn't do it. I got stopped.

[Max_123]

I don't have a really bad story but (according to what my friends told me) one night we were drinking and some girls came over I had never met and I was being really creeper-ish and following them around, I don't recall any of this haha

[D' Evils]

well here are two stories

was at just a random party, got totally shit faced (ide say drugged) and tried to call out this lil crew that was there, my good friend decides hes just gonna beat my ass outside, my other bud drives me home as i hallucinate, once i get home i talk to the plants in my house like they were people and woke my mother up by throwing all the plants after none of them would "talk back" lol

just recently actually, when one of the larger snow storms hit colorado i decided i was gonna treck it home from a party in a short sleeve and no shoes, i made it to the gas station and attempted to purchase a pack of cigs when the arab lady refused to sell them to me because i was shoeless, i harassed her for about 20 min and destroyed the store. woke up in jail, and have court the 19th of march. wish me luck

[timb89]

I hid my birth control from myself.

hahaha.

[kofiadrian]

Almost got kicked out of the residence hall i live in.

There are others, i can;t fully recall them......

[trevorshmevor]

Tried to give a cab driver a $40 tip for driving three friends and I about 12 miles.

[HexTheConverge]

I went around kissing every non single girl at the party except for the one who actually liked me, following this i punched one of the guys there and he had to be restrained to avoid him killing me (i was so drunk that he would have destroyed me) i slapped this mental girls ass in the hot tub and she tried to strangle me, i let my friend cut my hair and told my ex girlfriend she should get hit by a car...GASSSPPP!!! Geez. Feel Better?

[hopeforthebest]

I need to feel better about myself, so what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were too drunk?

did you eat poop or something?

[Chancetobe]

On one fine night of drinking far too much and a too short amount of time, my friends have blackmail pictures of me first sitting on a bathroom floor, then sitting in a manhole, yes, a manhole, then singing the Captain Planet theme song in line to a club, and then making out with some random dude. I guess so far as being really drunk goes, my story isn't that crazy, but it is my worst. And the manhole thing is pretty bad.

[limepomegranate]

hahahaha
I know it's ridiculous...

Haha. I can't even guess what possessed you to do this.
I know I hate myself for doing it. I have to get another pack (before my refill date so I have to pay $25 and I got the joy of telling how I lost it to the pharmacist not to mention my dad because he pays for my scripts) and I still haven't found the lost pack...

hahaha.
I suppose i'll laugh later when I get my new pack...

[cristinaa]

did you eat poop or something?

Haha, no, that I have yet to do, but I guess I'll list a few.

A couple years ago, I threw up in my bed, slept in it and woke up with my hair matted with throw up.
Walked around a disgustingly dirty house with no shoes on and was taking shots of vodka chased wit sink water. Then I woke up the next morning and played 4 soccer games (only scrimages but still terrible) in a row incredibly hungover.
I had a party. My boyfriend was there and apparently I made out with his friends 17 year old little brother while he was outside.
...that's all for now

[thesollopsist]

I don't have any horrible painful stories
buuut
the other night I was really drunk and told some guy in an applebees parking lot that I had a 7 foot long clitoris

lolz
How did he react to that? "That's one ginormous clit... how do you carry it around?"

[Jaimehere]

Got drunk and blacked out, the only last memory I had of the day was arriving at my home in front of door, I didn't know how I got home, and a few days later a friend showed me pictures of me looking REALLY REALLY DRUNK and lying on a bed with my vomit right beside me X-)

and when I inspected my bag after I got home I found a girl's shorts with panties... it brought the lulz xD

[rhinitus]

On one fine night of drinking far too much and a too short amount of time, my friends have blackmail pictures of me first sitting on a bathroom floor, then sitting in a manhole, yes, a manhole, then singing the Captain Planet theme song in line to a club, and then making out with some random dude. I guess so far as being really drunk goes, my story isn't that crazy, but it is my worst. And the manhole thing is pretty bad.

Aaron Sorkin FTW

[Chancetobe]

Aaron Sorkin FTW
I know!!! Watched at least half the season last night. I couldn't have stopped if I wanted to. Show never should have been canned.

[warstory]

How did he react to that? "That's one ginormous clit... how do you carry it around?"

He just stood there while my friends said "time to leave Kylie" in unison haha

[timb89]

I suppose i'll laugh later when I get my new pack...

its pretty funny, as if you cant remember? does this mean your drunk self wants babies?

[limepomegranate]

its pretty funny, as if you cant remember? does this mean your drunk self wants babies?
I guess I was pissed at my bf. But I have good and bad news. Good news: found my bc tonight. Bad news: Dad bought new bc pack yesterday.

[thesollopsist]

He just stood there while my friends said "time to leave Kylie" in unison haha
Haha, I bet that dude was either way turned on, or way freaked out.

[mattmatumbo]

My chest got shaved by my gf's roommate, but half way through i had to go barf. At least she got my nipples.

[limepomegranate]

Haha, I bet that dude was either way turned on, or way freaked out.
Probably freaked out. He probably thought she had elephantitis on her clit.

[rhinitus]

I know!!! Watched at least half the season last night. I couldn't have stopped if I wanted to. Show never should have been canned.

I was sad when I got to the end of the season, knowing that it would never go on. I can't wait to see what he does to Ben Mezrich's shit book about Facebook when he turns it into a movie. Only Sorkin could sort out that mess...

[rhinitus]

I don't have any horrible painful stories
buuut
the other night I was really drunk and told some guy in an applebees parking lot that I had a 7 foot long clitoris

lolz

had? were you the victim of female circumcision?

[terror_91]

Haha, I bet that dude was either way turned on, or way freaked out.
I don't want to meet the man that goes "7 foot clitoris; I like the sound of that..."

[warstory]

had? were you the victim of female circumcision?

Yeah man. Never leave your private parts unatteded in Africa :(

[Chancetobe]

I was sad when I got to the end of the season, knowing that it would never go on. I can't wait to see what he does to Ben Mezrich's shit book about Facebook when he turns it into a movie. Only Sorkin could sort out that mess...
Actually, I have to say that I don't even think Sorkin could sort out that mess. But, better him than someone else.

[jaimekills]

haa, well, I was already tipsy when I decided to drunk dial ALL my friends and then my friend called me and told me he got a bottle JUST for me, so I snuck out and my mom came lookin for me, and she of course found me. so I took off runnin and tripped and fell in some bushes and just laid there, luckily I was able to chill and hide there until my mom left. then I proceeded to get completely trashed with some friends and didn't go home until 5 days later when this fat d-bag cop picked me up..which I tried to run away from like a dumbass :)

[anthonydarko]

One time, I got shitfaced and called a friend and told her I wanted to fuck the shit out of her. To this day, I'm still too embarrassed to talk to her.

[-karla]

shit the bed at my friends' house. not my proudest moment... but at least i got rid of all the evidence before anyone found out.

[Deadbolt23]

shit the bed at my friends' house. not my proudest moment... but at least i got rid of all the evidence before anyone found out.

lovely.