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Trizzy666
03/01/10, 06:23 AM
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tottivillarossi
03/01/10, 06:32 AM
Ew.
Trizzy666
03/01/10, 06:44 AM
Ew.

ew?
limepomegranate
03/01/10, 06:57 AM
ew?
Do us a favor. Use the Search Threads thing because there's already a Sex discussion thread!
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 06:58 AM
What she said ^^

For the zillionth thread.
<*)))><
03/01/10, 06:58 AM
That is discussing sex this talking about sex complete different.
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 07:01 AM
That is discussing sex this talking about sex complete different.
Hi, boy.
<*)))><
03/01/10, 07:01 AM
Hi, boy.
Whats going on I have spoken to you in a while
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 07:20 AM
Whats going on I have spoken to you in a while
Oh, I know, right? Did you go on that snowboarding trip?
<*)))><
03/01/10, 07:26 AM
Oh, I know, right? Did you go on that snowboarding trip?
Yeah it was a pretty bad idea considering there was just to many people there. I decided to leave early because an hour wait for the chair lift was just crazy. Also the snow was starting to get compacted into bumps and those aren't fun/wear me out.
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 07:52 AM
Yeah it was a pretty bad idea considering there was just to many people there. I decided to leave early because an hour wait for the chair lift was just crazy. Also the snow was starting to get compacted into bumps and those aren't fun/wear me out.
Niceee. Doesn't sound like fun. Sounds like a trip to wi would've worked better.
<*)))><
03/01/10, 08:03 AM
Niceee. Doesn't sound like fun. Sounds like a trip to wi would've worked better.
It would of been a lot better but I don't feel like driving 10+ hours. I only had to drive about an hour to go snowboarding so considering it so was close I guess it wasn't to bad.
Laural666
03/01/10, 08:13 AM
This Thread= FAIL
nathaniel
03/01/10, 08:16 AM
I just ate a scrumptious plate of waffles.
mms13
03/01/10, 08:18 AM
Niceee. Doesn't sound like fun. Sounds like a trip to wi would've worked better.It would of been a lot better but I don't feel like driving 10+ hours. I only had to drive about an hour to go snowboarding so considering it so was close I guess it wasn't to bad.

are you guys gonna fuck yet or what?
Laural666
03/01/10, 08:19 AM
I just ate a scrumptious plate of waffles.
Lucky!
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 08:21 AM
It would of been a lot better but I don't feel like driving 10+ hours. I only had to drive about an hour to go snowboarding so considering it so was close I guess it wasn't to bad.
Eh, ten hours for me isn't bad.
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 08:24 AM
are you guys gonna fuck yet or what?
Already did, brah.
spunkmastaflex
03/01/10, 08:31 AM
Already did, brah.

PWND
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 08:42 AM
PWND
shit, fernizzle.
DCD08
03/01/10, 08:45 AM
I just ate a scrumptious plate of waffles.

instant hunger
whothehellispat
03/01/10, 08:57 AM
this is the worst sex thread on the internet. you all need to get laid.
<*)))><
03/01/10, 09:01 AM
are you guys gonna fuck yet or what?
Didnt you read I dont feel like driving 10+ hours.
<*)))><
03/01/10, 09:02 AM
Eh, ten hours for me isn't bad.
A ten hour drive I can go to Canada, now the hockey champions of the world.
tottivillarossi
03/01/10, 09:02 AM
this is the worst sex thread on the internet. you all need to get laid.
I'm glad you've allotted time in your pimped-up-convulsing-from-all-the-poon schedule to join us down here in the lonely hearts club.
muttley
03/01/10, 09:18 AM
It's always the females younger than 16 that want to talk about sex. Stay in school, kids.
overdrive91
03/01/10, 09:23 AM
do not have sex or you will get chlamydia.
Kurt Retenauer
03/01/10, 10:12 AM
And die.
Smash Adams
03/01/10, 10:24 AM
qzfo4txaQJA

I love Salt N Pepa too
nathaniel
03/01/10, 10:30 AM
Lucky!

I know! They were made from scratch too, with bacon and eggs. What a good way to start the day!
mms13
03/01/10, 10:31 AM
Already did, brah.

i'd drive 10 hours for you baby
Deadbolt23
03/01/10, 11:24 AM
i'd drive 10 hours for you baby

Oh hey Casanova, didn't recognise you there.
Trizzy666
03/01/10, 11:28 AM
i had a major breakthrough lastnight i finally got my bf to eat me :D lol
Laural666
03/01/10, 12:17 PM
i had a major breakthrough lastnight i finally got my bf to eat me :D lol
I really didn't want to know that, especially after seeing your profile picture.
Keep that shit to yourself dude, unless it's just a bad ass story.

Ehw.
apsterling
03/01/10, 12:21 PM
I really didn't want to know that, especially after seeing your profile picture.

I'm laughing too hard for my own good.
Laural666
03/01/10, 12:22 PM
I'm laughing too hard for my own good.
Is it really that funny?
apsterling
03/01/10, 12:25 PM
Is it really that funny?

Just the way that you wrote it so immediately and flatly.
I dunno, maybe it's just me.
Laural666
03/01/10, 12:27 PM
Just the way that you wrote it so immediately and flatly.
I dunno, maybe it's just me.
Well i like to speak whats on my mind,
after i read it i went and look at her profile,
i mean shittt sonn, i didn't even know that was a chic.
It put images in my head, im a little scarred.
caveBEAR
03/01/10, 12:30 PM
I really didn't want to know that, especially after seeing your profile picture.

:lol:
apsterling
03/01/10, 12:31 PM
Well i like to speak whats on my mind,
after i read it i went and look at her profile,
i mean shittt sonn, i didn't even know that was a chic.
It put images in my head, im a little scarred.

I understand what you mean. :shudder:
Laural666
03/01/10, 12:32 PM
:lol:
Yes, yes i know.
zachff
03/01/10, 12:42 PM
This is disgusting
Deadbolt23
03/01/10, 12:46 PM
Well i like to speak whats on my mind,
after i read it i went and look at her profile,
i mean shittt sonn, i didn't even know that was a chic.
It put images in my head, im a little scarred.

You mean you're a dick?
Sic Transit Zeb
03/01/10, 12:50 PM
I really didn't want to know that, especially after seeing your profile picture.
Keep that shit to yourself dude, unless it's just a bad ass story.

Ehw.

lol
Reaver
03/01/10, 01:03 PM
I really didn't want to know that, especially after seeing your profile picture.
yeah, I can totally understand why she calls that a major breakthrough...
ace1112
03/01/10, 01:04 PM
furrys spread the word
nicwtor
03/01/10, 01:05 PM
I just ate a scrumptious plate of waffles.

This reminded me that it's waffle night at my house tonight.
barkingincision
03/01/10, 01:09 PM
good god no.
spansen
03/01/10, 01:28 PM
ew?
you're 15. keep your pants on. :)
Yellowcard2006
03/01/10, 02:12 PM
Nah, let's talk about Yellowcard.

Also hahaha OP is such a liar.
davehennessy
03/01/10, 02:32 PM
This Thread= FAIL

yes

I just ate a scrumptious plate of waffles.

yes

__

no
whothehellispat
03/01/10, 03:23 PM
I'm glad you've allotted time in your pimped-up-convulsing-from-all-the-poon schedule to join us down here in the lonely hearts club.

no problem, anything to help out
Laural666
03/01/10, 04:16 PM
yeah, I can totally understand why she calls that a major breakthrough...
Dude me to.
Laural666
03/01/10, 04:17 PM
Nah, let's talk about Yellowcard.

Also hahaha OP is such a liar.
Yes, exactly my thoughts. Liar.
Laural666
03/01/10, 04:18 PM
You mean you're a dick?
Yeah sometimes I can be.
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 04:58 PM
i'd drive 10 hours for you baby

Oh hey Casanova, didn't recognise you there.
:lolatpost:
mms13
03/01/10, 05:15 PM
:lolatpost:

I'll take that as a yes? See ya in 10 hours
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 05:24 PM
I'll take that as a yes? See ya in 10 hours
You live ten hours away, too?
3wotkris
03/01/10, 05:29 PM
i had a major breakthrough lastnight i finally got my bf to eat me :D lol

wow.
judging by your profile pic that is one very hungry boyfriend you have there.
spunkmastaflex
03/01/10, 05:35 PM
i know this is the internet where we have free reign to be jackasses, but show some respect for people. The girl is probably cutting herself with all the shit you guys are saying
Dystroxia
03/01/10, 05:46 PM
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except STD's, that shit'll come back with you.
Carolina.Alex
03/01/10, 05:46 PM
i know this is the internet where we have free reign to be jackasses, but show some respect for people. The girl is probably cutting herself with all the shit you guys are saying

Well, now that you've put the idea in her head...
tyramail
03/01/10, 06:03 PM
is she even real? i feel like this is just a troll profile, no offense.
Laural666
03/01/10, 06:12 PM
is she even real? i feel like this is just a troll profile, no offense.
I was thinking this.
spunkmastaflex
03/01/10, 06:16 PM
i doubt it, look at her profile, its freaking detailed as hell. if i was a troll, i would never spend that much time on it
tyramail
03/01/10, 06:19 PM
i doubt it, look at her profile, its freaking detailed as hell. if i was a troll, i would never spend that much time on it
this is true. now i feel bad haha.
whenyourearound
03/01/10, 06:34 PM
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except STD's, that shit'll come back with you.

Fuck, I can't think of what this is from.
spunkmastaflex
03/01/10, 06:38 PM
Fuck, I can't think of what this is from.

the hangover
whenyourearound
03/01/10, 06:39 PM
ahhhhhh yes thank you
MusicIsLovex3
03/01/10, 06:45 PM
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except STD's, that shit'll come back with you.
hahaha i love that movie
Jennurna Gray
03/01/10, 06:57 PM
is she even real? i feel like this is just a troll profile, no offense.
I think so, too.

User name made me lol.
Alex_supertramp
03/01/10, 07:37 PM
I'm glad you've allotted time in your pimped-up-convulsing-from-all-the-poon schedule to join us down here in the lonely hearts club.

you win.
Sherrice
03/02/10, 12:33 AM
qzfo4txaQJA

I love Salt N Pepa too


Glad someone posted this before I did.
MILFCORE
03/02/10, 02:43 AM
i had a major breakthrough lastnight i finally got my bf to eat me :D lol



:rape: :rape: :rape: :rape:
:rape: One step closer to statutory rape! :rape:
:rape: :rape: :rape: :rape:
Reaver
03/02/10, 02:53 AM
OMFG I've just seen the OP's profile status..
"If we had sex... What would you do to me? Comment me."

I... gotta go
jesse-k
03/02/10, 10:45 AM
you can just feel the love in this thread
Trizzy666
03/02/10, 12:51 PM
:rape: :rape: :rape: :rape:
:rape: One step closer to statutory rape! :rape:
:rape: :rape: :rape: :rape:

three more months and it will be! he is almost 18 lol lol lol lol
HometownHero
03/02/10, 02:20 PM
is she even real? i feel like this is just a troll profile, no offense.
You're saying she looks like a troll? Truth
terror_91
03/02/10, 03:08 PM
qzfo4txaQJA
RuckerPark
03/02/10, 05:53 PM
you'll find a LOT more information listening to loveline than you ever will on here. do yourself a favor kiddos and listen to that.
Dystroxia
03/02/10, 05:53 PM
Fuck, I can't think of what this is from.

Yep, The Hangover...love that movie!

hahaha i love that movie

Me too! :)
0s0
03/02/10, 06:23 PM
Two years ago (2008) I was hanging with this girl and there was a good chance we were going to get together, but I ended up not going for it. I just found out she's four weeks pregnant. Deng, I could've been the dad.

Moral: protection. Some people say it's embarrassing to buy, and I'm like, "Not as an embarrassing as an Ed Hardy shirt."
Wake Up
03/02/10, 06:27 PM
I put my penis in a guys poo poo hole once. It really hurrtt

Moral: dont put your pee pee in a poo poo hole
deFobbed14yrs
03/02/10, 07:10 PM
you can just feel the love in this thread


PkGDrV_2ehI
PmCarlay
03/02/10, 08:45 PM
Nah, let's talk about Yellowcard.

Also hahaha OP is such a liar.
I'll talk about Yellowcard...in regards to the rest of this thread; I don't know whether to feel sorry or lol
tyramail
03/02/10, 10:44 PM
You're saying she looks like a troll? Truth
hahaha. aw, mean :(
HometownHero
03/02/10, 10:50 PM
hahaha. aw, mean :(
You love it haha
tyramail
03/02/10, 10:58 PM
You love it haha
hahah, i kind of did. i did not want to though.
AndrewIcex
03/03/10, 09:04 AM
:hitself:
Fallinto_rhythm
03/04/10, 08:42 PM
Why? Because you've never had it, and maybe by hearing other peoples stories you will feel as if you had your dick penetrated in a vagina.
Fallinto_rhythm
03/04/10, 08:43 PM
I'm sorry have your vagina be penetrated by a dick
AndrewIcex
03/04/10, 09:43 PM
I'm sorry have your vagina be penetrated by a dick
Nice save.
bstthngunvrhd7
03/04/10, 11:08 PM
Two years ago (2008) I was hanging with this girl and there was a good chance we were going to get together, but I ended up not going for it. I just found out she's four weeks pregnant. Deng, I could've been the dad.

Moral: protection. Some people say it's embarrassing to buy, and I'm like, "Not as an embarrassing as an Ed Hardy shirt."

This should be on a shirt.