Biggest Dick Move You've Pulled This Week?

[Amour For Liars]

Im always a dick, but I set myself a new standard of dickness. Some freshman last thursday who rides my bus asked me If I could get him any pills to speed. Well since I just got my school parking pass and dont have to ride the bus anymore, friday I gave him a one of my dads viagra. He pitched a tent to the point he had to go home early. Best part is he said he'll never pop another pill again. Im being an asshole and keeping kids off drugs at the same time.

[Echo Park]

today i got some of the worst news of my life. So when i was leaving class, on route to my apartment I stopped at a bar and sat down next to a pair of pretty decent girls and said whatever the fuck i wanted. I was such an asshole pervert and yet they still came back to my place. I spent 2-3minutes fucking them and then kicked them out. It didn't even make me feel better. Im still fucking hurting from the news. I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD

[<*)))><]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.

[kaycey]

i think i'm the best kinda dick, a dick within reason. don't nobody wanna get on my bad side.
a guy went out with my ex and started acting smug about it, i made him kneel down and say sorry to me in the middle of the entire college, in front of her and his friends only by using my threats words. i will always treasure this memory.

[Laural666]

Today this fat chic fucking stepped on my hoode in the gym and I cussed her out pretty bad, somewhere along the lines of get the fuckoff my hoodie you fucking cunt faced whale, you look like you ate the whole fucking 7th grade. And I said a lot more. Anyways I made her cry. I have 3 more days of detention now.

[Lirr168]

Im always a dick, but I set myself a new standard of dickness. Some freshman last thursday who rides my bus asked me If I could get him any pills to speed. Well since I just got my school parking pass and dont have to ride the bus anymore, friday I gave him a one of my dads viagra. He pitched a tent to the point he had to go home early. Best part is he said he'll never pop another pill again. Im being an asshole and keeping kids off drugs at the same time.

If there's even an ounce of truth to this, it is hilarious. Well done, sir.

[limepomegranate]

Im always a dick, but I set myself a new standard of dickness. Some freshman last thursday who rides my bus asked me If I could get him any pills to speed. Well since I just got my school parking pass and dont have to ride the bus anymore, friday I gave him a one of my dads viagra. He pitched a tent to the point he had to go home early. Best part is he said he'll never pop another pill again. Im being an asshole and keeping kids off drugs at the same time.
Wow haha now that's hilarious, mean, and a good deterrent for that kid haha I doubt he'll ever take drugs again! He might but probably not for a really long time!

Today this fat chic fucking stepped on my hoode in the gym and I cussed her out pretty bad, somewhere along the lines of get the fuckoff my hoodie you fucking cunt faced whale, you look like you ate the whole fucking 7th grade. And I said a lot more. Anyways I made her cry. I have 3 more days of detention now.
Wowww that's crazy! Were you in a bad mood? Did something happen?

[nicwtor]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.

Hahahah that was the highlight of my night tonight.

[whothehellispat]

a girl who i had been hooking up with gave me her old ipod since mine was stolen. After a few months of hanging out, without any fight or confrontation we just kinda stopped talking, and she ended up getting a boyfriend. I couldn't possibly care less about the boyfriend, and i have zero lingering feelings for the girl, but the new guy convinced her to try to get the ipod back. I've gone so far as to tell her im out of town when she calls looking for it, and I've all in all been avoiding her for about 2 months now just so i can keep the ipod.

the real dick move is that its not personal at all, i just want the ipod haha.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

I was on the bus the other day looking for a pill to pop. This kid hooked me up with something, but it turns out the only thing that popped was my boner! That hard-on was so raging that I had to leave school early. I'm never popping another pill again.

[Ava1anche]

I was on the bus the other day looking for a pill to pop. This kid hooked me up with something, but it turns out the only thing that popped was my boner! That hard-on was so raging that I had to leave school early. I'm never popping another pill again.

lol

[underthetalking]

I was at this party and ended up hooking up with this girl that I hadn't met. The next morning after she and most other people had left I stuck around at my friend's place. I'm helping her and her boyfriend clean up when she goes, "Did anything happen between you and my sister last night?" And I ask, "Uhh, which one was your sister?" She showed me a picture and I just said, "Oh fuck."

[Fringe]

Today this fat chic fucking stepped on my hoode in the gym and I cussed her out pretty bad, somewhere along the lines of get the fuckoff my hoodie you fucking cunt faced whale, you look like you ate the whole fucking 7th grade. And I said a lot more. Anyways I made her cry. I have 3 more days of detention now.

Wow. You're a bitch.

[SouthernCross40]

I noticed a guy I know from a class was missing last Thursday, so when he showed up this Tuesday I asked him where he'd been. He said that he had become addicted to watching Olympic curling and decided to watch it instead of coming to biology. I was in a fun mood, so I told him I was the second ranked Under-17 sweeper in the Southeast back in high school.

I went on for about five minutes about the unbreakable bonds formed between curlers, especially where it's such an uncommon sport here in the South. I even made up some elaborate stories about shenanigans I got into with other curlers at the hotel during regionals. He sits in front of me and I had my laptop open, so I was scanning Wikipedia for curling terms while I talked to make myself sound more legit. He was super excited to be talking to a local legend of the sport.

I didn't tell him it was all BS and that I can't even ice skate well until this Thursday when we were studying for a test together. He was only semi-pissed, and said he almost sent an e-mail to the university newspaper Tuesday night telling them to interview me about the sport.

[Thriftstoresuit]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.

lol

[wall e]

Didn't notice the word "move" in the title until I got in here. Now I don't have a story to tell :)

[roughroads]

I asked if I could borrow this guy's pen (who had been pissing me off for the past little while) then when he gave it to me I threw it across the room.
Not that bad of a dick move, but the week is young. I'll try to top myself within the coming days; just for you! :)

[blotto]

i think i'm the best kinda dick, a dick within reason. don't nobody wanna get on my bad side.
a guy went out with my ex and started acting smug about it, i made him kneel down and say sorry to me in the middle of the entire college, in front of her and his friends only by using my threats words. i will always treasure this memory.

hell yea, that rules

[walshknilb281]

a girl who i had been hooking up with gave me her old ipod since mine was stolen. After a few months of hanging out, without any fight or confrontation we just kinda stopped talking, and she ended up getting a boyfriend. I couldn't possibly care less about the boyfriend, and i have zero lingering feelings for the girl, but the new guy convinced her to try to get the ipod back. I've gone so far as to tell her im out of town when she calls looking for it, and I've all in all been avoiding her for about 2 months now just so i can keep the ipod.

the real dick move is that its not personal at all, i just want the ipod haha.
almost the same exact situation im in now, girl just got a bf wants her pink ipod back, but ya'know what your fault for cutting all ties off with me once you went to college. Now Im gettin picked up by some girl to go get laid. Late night quickie on a school night in the winter when they actually pick you up, gotta love it absolutely no work put in

[SoDakValerie]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.


Somebody was watching "How I Met Your Mother"

[spansen]

Im always a dick, but I set myself a new standard of dickness. Some freshman last thursday who rides my bus asked me If I could get him any pills to speed. Well since I just got my school parking pass and dont have to ride the bus anymore, friday I gave him a one of my dads viagra. He pitched a tent to the point he had to go home early. Best part is he said he'll never pop another pill again. Im being an asshole and keeping kids off drugs at the same time.
i'd say you taught him a lesson, instead of having been a dick.

[showmethefever]

In the summer after 8th grade I slide tackled my friend into this little muddy stream thing in the park at the 4th of July thing. The kid got covered in mud and had to walk home, which is only a two minute walk, and go take a shower. Everybody saw and it was pretty funny, but I felt like a dick.

[PezMullet]

I didn't pull out.

[Greg.Kushlan]

I saw someone wearing a Brand New shirt today, and I was all like "Hey nice shirt' and then they were all like "Thanks" then I was all like "Not!'

It was pretty great.

[yetconfused]

Didn't notice the word "move" in the title until I got in here. Now I don't have a story to tell :)

hahaha!

[yetconfused]

I didn't pull out.

hahahaha! further.

[sweepthenation]

Told this girl who was obsessed with me and always texts me that she's a whore when I was drunk.

[Scrandon]

Didn't notice the word "move" in the title until I got in here. Now I don't have a story to tell :)

Just lots of stories about pullin big dicks :)

lmao

[live.]

In the midst of an incredibly frustrating game of Monopoly, I set the dice when nobody was looking (seriously, how nobody was looking really boggles my mind) to pass over the hotel'd Boardwalk and land on Go to collect $400. I used the money towards hotels for my orange properties, on which the owner of Boardwalk eventually landed, causing him to sell back the hotels on Boardwalk and eventually lose the game. Karma would get the best of me when I would successively roll doubles to land on two railroads owned by the same person (who owned all four), then a final roll which took me to the hotel on North Carolina which brought my grand total of rent owed to $1,675 during one turn. I lost.

[bNz719]

Today this fat chic fucking stepped on my hoode in the gym and I cussed her out pretty bad, somewhere along the lines of get the fuckoff my hoodie you fucking cunt faced whale, you look like you ate the whole fucking 7th grade. And I said a lot more. Anyways I made her cry. I have 3 more days of detention now.

:lol:

[tawtaw]

I killed this guy.

[Reaver]

I'm still too nice. I should have told that girl that I wanna fuck her.

[<*)))><]

Somebody was watching "How I Met Your Mother"
I am Ted.

[Paulie4star]

In the midst of an incredibly frustrating game of Monopoly, I set the dice when nobody was looking (seriously, how nobody was looking really boggles my mind) to pass over the hotel'd Boardwalk and land on Go to collect $400. I used the money towards hotels for my orange properties, on which the owner of Boardwalk eventually landed, causing him to sell back the hotels on Boardwalk and eventually lose the game. Karma would get the best of me when I would successively roll doubles to land on two railroads owned by the same person (who owned all four), then a final roll which took me to the hotel on North Carolina which brought my grand total of rent owed to $1,675 during one turn. I lost.
This is fucking great. Monopoly is one of those games where Karma will fuck you when you try to pull some shady shit whilst others are not looking. I'm guilty of this type of stuff and I don't know why I still try it.

[SLoT]

Made fun of women in general for about an hour yesterday. Nothing special, but still good times poking fun at an entire gender.

[live.]

Made fun of women in general for about an hour yesterday. Nothing special, but still good times poking fun at an entire gender.

This just recently became very fun for me. One of my friends got stuck in a gender studies course and now he's becoming all defensive of women. The class is called Gender Matters, yet all they talk about is women.

[SLoT]

This just recently became very fun for me. One of my friends got stuck in a gender studies course and now he's becoming all defensive of women. The class is called Gender Matters, yet all they talk about is women.
Haha! You do realize they've not only brainwashed your friend but given him a vagina as well. Not to mention the name of the class... how fucking absurd is that. What a joke. As if we couldn't tell a woman named that class, and to top it off women only care about themselves anyway I'm not surprised they don't talk about men.

[Juturna25]

i think i'm the best kinda dick, a dick within reason. don't nobody wanna get on my bad side.
a guy went out with my ex and started acting smug about it, i made him kneel down and say sorry to me in the middle of the entire college, in front of her and his friends only by using my threats words. i will always treasure this memory.

that's the gayest thing i've ever heard.

[Wake Up]

accidentally grabbed my best friends moms big titties.

[terror_91]

I stole my friend's spotify invite after it was posted on his wall. He caught me and I admitted straight away that it was me. He wasn't angry.

[live.]

accidentally grabbed my best friends moms big titties.

Does not qualify as a dick move.

[golferpunk1]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.
That was a good episode last night.

[Laural666]

Wow. You're a bitch.
Yeah i know.

[Laural666]

Wow haha now that's hilarious, mean, and a good deterrent for that kid haha I doubt he'll ever take drugs again! He might but probably not for a really long time!


Wowww that's crazy! Were you in a bad mood? Did something happen?
Nah im just basically a bitch sometimes.

[pound121]

so like 2 years ago i was in class and this girl went up to the teacher and said "i don't feel well i think i might throw up" and the teacher replied "ok, go run to the bathroom" and she started walking and i felt the need to say "that is a pretty slow run" and the second the word run left my lips the girl fainted and hit the ground. i was trying so hard not to laugh

[terror_91]

Today this fat chic fucking stepped on my hoode in the gym and I cussed her out pretty bad, somewhere along the lines of get the fuckoff my hoodie you fucking cunt faced whale, you look like you ate the whole fucking 7th grade. And I said a lot more. Anyways I made her cry. I have 3 more days of detention now.
So broooooootal xxxxx

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I noticed a guy I know from a class was missing last Thursday, so when he showed up this Tuesday I asked him where he'd been. He said that he had become addicted to watching Olympic curling and decided to watch it instead of coming to biology. I was in a fun mood, so I told him I was the second ranked Under-17 sweeper in the Southeast back in high school.

I went on for about five minutes about the unbreakable bonds formed between curlers, especially where it's such an uncommon sport here in the South. I even made up some elaborate stories about shenanigans I got into with other curlers at the hotel during regionals. He sits in front of me and I had my laptop open, so I was scanning Wikipedia for curling terms while I talked to make myself sound more legit. He was super excited to be talking to a local legend of the sport.

I didn't tell him it was all BS and that I can't even ice skate well until this Thursday when we were studying for a test together. He was only semi-pissed, and said he almost sent an e-mail to the university newspaper Tuesday night telling them to interview me about the sport.

I was at this party and ended up hooking up with this girl that I hadn't met. The next morning after she and most other people had left I stuck around at my friend's place. I'm helping her and her boyfriend clean up when she goes, "Did anything happen between you and my sister last night?" And I ask, "Uhh, which one was your sister?" She showed me a picture and I just said, "Oh fuck."

a girl who i had been hooking up with gave me her old ipod since mine was stolen. After a few months of hanging out, without any fight or confrontation we just kinda stopped talking, and she ended up getting a boyfriend. I couldn't possibly care less about the boyfriend, and i have zero lingering feelings for the girl, but the new guy convinced her to try to get the ipod back. I've gone so far as to tell her im out of town when she calls looking for it, and I've all in all been avoiding her for about 2 months now just so i can keep the ipod.

the real dick move is that its not personal at all, i just want the ipod haha.

I saw someone wearing a Brand New shirt today, and I was all like "Hey nice shirt' and then they were all like "Thanks" then I was all like "Not!'

It was pretty great.

In the midst of an incredibly frustrating game of Monopoly, I set the dice when nobody was looking (seriously, how nobody was looking really boggles my mind) to pass over the hotel'd Boardwalk and land on Go to collect $400. I used the money towards hotels for my orange properties, on which the owner of Boardwalk eventually landed, causing him to sell back the hotels on Boardwalk and eventually lose the game. Karma would get the best of me when I would successively roll doubles to land on two railroads owned by the same person (who owned all four), then a final roll which took me to the hotel on North Carolina which brought my grand total of rent owed to $1,675 during one turn. I lost.

All great stories, hahaha.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Not necessarily a dick move, but I'll go great lengths on a joke. For example:

At work, this chick accidentally ran into my back and instinctively I fell right to the ground. Got up super slow, held my back with the worst type of look... as if my back was broken into a hundred pieces. Anyway, I walked around, limbering over, holding my dead back for a good 4 days (only when she was looking). She felt so bad that she bought me ice cream and we eventually fucked.

I also try and start words and get everyone to say them, dumb or not, for certain situations. Recently it's been "trick" to which I call every girl I see it, but never, under any circumstance, tell them what it means. And to follow up my joke, I won't even tell anyone here.

[Smash Adams]

Somebody asked me what time it was and I told them it was 4:00 but it was really 4:07 so they were probably late to wherever they were going

[Deadbolt23]

My friend and this girl were having a sort of serious argument. It kinda went like this:

Girl: "What's wrong with you?!"
Friend: "I'm just so sad that you don't want me anymore."
Girl: "I never wanted you in the first place!"
At this point I run up behind them and shout "OHHHH BURN!!!"

The girl walks off, and I suddenly remember that she has a huge scar on her neck from when she spilt Cup-A-Soup and burnt herself.

[jmo182]

I saw someone wearing a Brand New shirt today, and I was all like "Hey nice shirt' and then they were all like "Thanks" then I was all like "Not!'

It was pretty great.

nicely done, sir.

[overdrive91]

I had sex 3 days ago. That counts as a dick move right?

if not, I screamed "I KNOW WHO ATE ALL THE CAKES" at a fat girl. Hopefully it will lead her to the path of dieting an such and save her life.

[limepomegranate]

Nah im just basically a bitch sometimes.
Still hilarious!

[JordanBuell]

you are all a bunch of assholes.

[joeyjoey]

I asked if I could borrow this guy's pen (who had been pissing me off for the past little while) then when he gave it to me I threw it across the room.
Not that bad of a dick move, but the week is young. I'll try to top myself within the coming days; just for you! :)
Haha, please tell me your under 16 years old.

[joeyjoey]

I didn't pull out.
Tin ma crisse!

[beazer32]

I didn't put the toilet seat down?

[Laural666]

Still hilarious!
Dude, i know.

[Laural666]

So broooooootal xxxxx
Yeah, suree.

[limepomegranate]

Yeah, suree.
I love the spelling of brutal...

[limepomegranate]

you are all a bunch of assholes.
Oh noooo I am sooo meannn :-d

[terror_91]

I love the spelling of brutal...
*brootal

Please, watch your spelling.

[Kozzy333]

Saturday night past midnight some friends and I needed some munchies so we ordered chinese food. My one friend was forced to chip 20 bucks while I only chipped 5 and I ate quite a bit more than he did.

[Two Headed Girl]

Not necessarily a dick move, but I'll go great lengths on a joke. For example:

At work, this chick accidentally ran into my back and instinctively I fell right to the ground. Got up super slow, held my back with the worst type of look... as if my back was broken into a hundred pieces. Anyway, I walked around, limbering over, holding my dead back for a good 4 days (only when she was looking). She felt so bad that she bought me ice cream and we eventually fucked.

I also try and start words and get everyone to say them, dumb or not, for certain situations. Recently it's been "trick" to which I call every girl I see it, but never, under any circumstance, tell them what it means. And to follow up my joke, I won't even tell anyone here.
Marry her, you'll have a great story to tell the grandkids about how you met.
Saturday night past midnight some friends and I needed some munchies so we ordered chinese food. My one friend was forced to chip 20 bucks while I only chipped 5 and I ate quite a bit more than he did.
UGH, you're that friend.

[Carolina.Alex]

In the midst of an incredibly frustrating game of Monopoly, I set the dice when nobody was looking (seriously, how nobody was looking really boggles my mind) to pass over the hotel'd Boardwalk and land on Go to collect $400. I used the money towards hotels for my orange properties, on which the owner of Boardwalk eventually landed, causing him to sell back the hotels on Boardwalk and eventually lose the game. Karma would get the best of me when I would successively roll doubles to land on two railroads owned by the same person (who owned all four), then a final roll which took me to the hotel on North Carolina which brought my grand total of rent owed to $1,675 during one turn. I lost.

We, the delegation from North Carolina, would like to congratulate ourselves publically on a job well done.

[Kozzy333]

Marry her, you'll have a great story to tell the grandkids about how you met.

UGH, you're that friend.

I'm not usually that friend. Usually I am the one buying food so now that I think about it I don't feel bad at all.

[Scrandon]

One time I was driving and I ran over this squirrel, and he didn't die right away, but he was limping pretty badly, and I'm pretty sure he died after.

[limepomegranate]

*brootal

Please, watch your spelling.
Sorry I am unfamiliar with your country's way of spelling.

[Echo Park]

rape?

[terror_91]

Sorry I am unfamiliar with your country's way of spelling.
Racist

[Sloth7]

Not necessarily a dick move, but I'll go great lengths on a joke. For example:

At work, this chick accidentally ran into my back and instinctively I fell right to the ground. Got up super slow, held my back with the worst type of look... as if my back was broken into a hundred pieces. Anyway, I walked around, limbering over, holding my dead back for a good 4 days (only when she was looking). She felt so bad that she bought me ice cream and we eventually fucked.


Very George Costanza-ish.

[Loyaltabk]

this thread rules

[ReadyForAction]

Thread of the year

[limepomegranate]

Racist
Yes I am but only against my own color.

[terror_91]

Yes I am but only against my own color.
Shocking revelations in this thread.

[limepomegranate]

Shocking revelations in this thread.
Yes...there are...

[terror_91]

I've decided to sleep in tomorrow and someone relies on me for a lift. He is fucked but he deserves it.

[Hindividual]

So I was being hooked by this girl and she told me to meet her at this hotel but she came with her ex boyfriend.Then I realized I was hooked and I grabbed my jacket and left to tell the girl I was leading that it was over forever. But when I went to knock the door a ring fell out (I grabbed the ex boyfriend jacket) but the girl I was leading on opened the door and I was on my knees. She thought I was proposing to her then her parents came out and where happy she wasn't making me up. Then I had to her I was over and we weren't getting married.

Teacup pig, I don't want to be with you...right now.

[flask]

I posted "Chile just got rocked by an earthquake. round up the celebrities, its time to record a song."
I lost 2 followers.

[MynX.]

I said to my boyfriend that he's butt-hurt because I'm not 2D.

[krystofer]

got an erection in english class, moved about 45 degrees

[MynX.]

got an erection in english class, moved about 45 degrees

Best post so far.

[SgtSmegma]

One time I was driving and I ran over this squirrel, and he didn't die right away, but he was limping pretty badly, and I'm pretty sure he died after.

Scrubs?

I know I know what that is from but I can't put a finger on it.

[xxero182]

the other day, i had just gotten off the freeway, and there was a bum holding a sign asking for money. i had a dollar handy, so i reached out of my window to give it to him as i was driving by, but i was going a little too fast, so he missed it when he tried to grab it.

hahah. i felt like a dick

[Scrandon]

Scrubs?

I know I know what that is from but I can't put a finger on it.

lol Jack Black. I think in Saving Silverman

[SincerelyMe]

I guilted my friend into giving me painkillers. :shrug:

[SgtSmegma]

lol Jack Black. I think in Saving Silverman

Ohhh yeah. That's it. Hilarious movie

[CChocobo]

a girl who i had been hooking up with gave me her old ipod since mine was stolen. After a few months of hanging out, without any fight or confrontation we just kinda stopped talking, and she ended up getting a boyfriend. I couldn't possibly care less about the boyfriend, and i have zero lingering feelings for the girl, but the new guy convinced her to try to get the ipod back. I've gone so far as to tell her im out of town when she calls looking for it, and I've all in all been avoiding her for about 2 months now just so i can keep the ipod.

the real dick move is that its not personal at all, i just want the ipod haha.

hahaha. That was a good start to my morning :-)

[Jennurna Gray]

I laughed at a guy because the only picture of him on facebook was that of him getting baptized. I feel bad now.

[terror_91]

the other day, i had just gotten off the freeway, and there was a bum holding a sign asking for money. i had a dollar handy, so i reached out of my window to give it to him as i was driving by, but i was going a little too fast, so he missed it when he tried to grab it.

hahah. i felt like a dick
Hahaha that's so funny.

[steve187]

I don't seed any of my torrents.

[MILFCORE]

I played some CoD when I'm supposed to be revising for my Econ mock exams.

[The_Blackout94]

Ermm, I suppose spreading around the whole school that my friend likes this guy, who is a cunt btw, and she actually cried.

I feel like a right douches now.

[terror_91]

I don't seed any of my torrents.
Same.

[cwya]

I don't seed any of my torrents.

Me neither

[phil19]

i broke my mates fence. not sure if that makes me a dick or not??

[Laural666]

I don't seed any of my torrents.
Shame on you!

[underatortoise]

I didn't feel like doing my roommates laundry that was in my hamper, so I put her dirty clothes back in her drawers and pretended they went through the wash.

[frenchatticus]

In the midst of an incredibly frustrating game of Monopoly, I set the dice when nobody was looking (seriously, how nobody was looking really boggles my mind) to pass over the hotel'd Boardwalk and land on Go to collect $400. I used the money towards hotels for my orange properties, on which the owner of Boardwalk eventually landed, causing him to sell back the hotels on Boardwalk and eventually lose the game. Karma would get the best of me when I would successively roll doubles to land on two railroads owned by the same person (who owned all four), then a final roll which took me to the hotel on North Carolina which brought my grand total of rent owed to $1,675 during one turn. I lost.

I love Monopoly. But I get pissed when some asshole decides to ruin a good game. I get way into it.
Although I must admit I've had my fair share of messing up board games.

We were about three or four hours into Risk. I knew I wasn't going to win, and I knew the kid I really didn't like was going to win, so I smashed the board. Everyone but the kid who was winning one laughed, which was fine with me.

[frenchatticus]

I had sex 3 days ago. That counts as a dick move right?

if not, I screamed "I KNOW WHO ATE ALL THE CAKES" at a fat girl. Hopefully it will lead her to the path of dieting an such and save her life.

I lolled.

[Montauk1222]

Haven't told my roommate about the huge paper that's due Wednesday in our marketing class.

[luckyforsome]

My friend asked when our sociology paper was due on Sunday, I told her it was due Tuesday. Sunday night I looked at my rubric and saw that it was actually due Monday and I just didn't tell her, and today in class she didn't have her paper printed out because she didn't know it was due

[LikeAnAvalanche]

OH MY GOD.


This week, I managed to train my friends new puppy to shit and piss on his bed while he is away in Chicago. I've been putting his 'puppy pad' underneath his sheets everyday, and he gets attracted to the scent, just yesterday I didn't put ANY puppy pad down, and the dog went on the bed, and I rewarded it with a biscuit.

[Metal Now]

OH MY GOD.


This week, I managed to train my friends new puppy to shit and piss on his bed while he is away in Chicago. I've been putting his 'puppy pad' underneath his sheets everyday, and he gets attracted to the scent, just yesterday I didn't put ANY puppy pad down, and the dog went on the bed, and I rewarded it with a biscuit.

You. sir, are a genius.

[LikeAnAvalanche]

My friends and I get really into pranks, I once had all of my clothes taped to my ceiling.

[SLoT]

I was leaving best buy yesterday and a lady on a bike was crossing towards me. I had a green light, but she had the "it's a good time to cross" sign. so she started yelling and pointing, I laughed at her (which she saw), and then still cut her off leaving her in the middle of the road. stupid lady.

[ripkarson]

Ha to the post above me. That kinda happened to me yesterday. I almost hit a punk on a skate board while driving to work. In the end fingers were flying up and the words "little fucker" came out of my mouth.