Battle Royale!

[Say Nothing]

Who would win in a fight, a Grizzly Bear or a Silverback Gorilla? This poll was inspired by a vote at my school.


http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/gorilla_silverback_zoo_dreamstime.j pg

http://www.justseeds.org/blog/grizzly-bear-images_214.jpg

[Say Nothing]

The Silverback Gorilla can supposedly bench approximately 6,600 lbs and snap 2 inch thick tendered steel bars/thick bamboo stalks in 2 pretty easily...

[TheRealJohnOC]

that gorilla looks like the time you don't mess with lol

[hurryupbrett]

Well, I think the Silverback Gorilla would in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the Grizzly Bear.

[djsclaus]

Well, I think the Silverback Gorilla would in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the Grizzly Bear.
What's that song about the grandma getting run over by the reindeer?

[hurryupbrett]

What's that song about the grandma getting run over by the reindeer?

You look pretty.
What?
I said you look shitty.

[Debut_Fin]

Jesse Lacey

[SuNDaYSTaR]

Jesse LaceyOf course, of course...

[Say Nothing]

Jesse Lacey

Just when I thought this answer could not possibly come up in a question...
/fail

[the seventeenth]

The Office clearly states that, fact, the black bear is the best bear.

Bears- Beets- Battle-star Galactica.

Therefore the black bear crushes both.

[jwicklun]

Gorilla is a far smarter animal, and also has monsterous strength. Sure, Bear has the claws and teeth. But a gorilla is far more quick and agile.

[Star Slight]

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/grizzly_bear_07.jpg

[E. Clectic]

Trick Question.
The correct answer is stegosaurus.

[Say Nothing]

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/grizzly_bear_07.jpg

I do love the band, i must say :-d

[GamEin]

In reality I'm pretty sure a grizzly would win fairly easily.

[Deadbolt23]

me.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

grizzly bears can run as fast as dogs for 200 yards, have been known to knock over monstrous trees, can weigh 3x as much as the biggest gorilla, have 6 inch long dagger- claws, and are carnivorous/ have a well known killer instinct. they may not be quite as smart as the gorilla, but they are of the same intelligence level as some lower primates. they are known to take multiple bullets to the face or body and still charge at hunters.

there is a reason the grizzly bear is one of the oldest mammals and hasn't needed to evolve in hundreds of millions of year: they've got their shit down.

[Alex_supertramp]

bear. easy.

[Charles777]

This is really close. haha

[hells army]

You look pretty.
What?
I said you look shitty.

I go to church every goddamn sunday!
This is totally my hat.

[Theseventhson]

Grizzly Bear would fuck shit up.

[xevandox]

grizzly bears can run as fast as dogs for 200 yards, have been known to knock over monstrous trees, can weigh 3x as much as the biggest gorilla, have 6 inch long dagger- claws, and are carnivorous/ have a well known killer instinct. they may not be quite as smart as the gorilla, but they are of the same intelligence level as some lower primates. they are known to take multiple bullets to the face or body and still charge at hunters.

there is a reason the grizzly bear is one of the oldest mammals and hasn't needed to evolve in hundreds of millions of year: they've got their shit down.

I would like to change my vote, please.

[Loyaltabk]

Silverback has Jane Lynch on their side

[IceAge/HeatWave]

I would like to change my vote, please.

All in a days work.

[BozzBlonde]

That gorilla looks like it'd win.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

http://coh.tritonius.com/RPD18-GrizzlyBear.jpg

[Superboy]

Seems like a split right now.

[yetconfused]

I go to church every goddamn sunday!
This is totally my hat.

no, kevin. i know for a FACT you do not party.

[jwicklun]

grizzly bears can run as fast as dogs for 200 yards, have been known to knock over monstrous trees, can weigh 3x as much as the biggest gorilla, have 6 inch long dagger- claws, and are carnivorous/ have a well known killer instinct. they may not be quite as smart as the gorilla, but they are of the same intelligence level as some lower primates. they are known to take multiple bullets to the face or body and still charge at hunters.

there is a reason the grizzly bear is one of the oldest mammals and hasn't needed to evolve in hundreds of millions of year: they've got their shit down.
Gorillas are pretty fucking swift. And they have incredibly powerful chompers. Remember that chimpanzee that fucked up her owner's face? Now imagine the damage a gorilla could do. Do not get me wrong, bears are scary fuckers, but I would rather run into them rather then a angry gorilla.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

Gorillas are pretty fucking swift. And they have incredibly powerful chompers. Remember that chimpanzee that fucked up her owner's face? Now imagine the damage a gorilla could do. Do not get me wrong, bears are scary fuckers, but I would rather run into them rather then a angry gorilla.

Gorillas are strong mother fuckers, but a grizz could tear a ladies face off just as easily as an ape. They have the most powerful bite of any mammal, and their grip power is inferior only to some larger snakes (boas, anacondas).

I wouldn't fuck with a gorilla, but the grizz is my worst nightmare.

[jwicklun]

Gorillas are strong mother fuckers, but a grizz could tear a ladies face off just as easily as an ape. They have the most powerful bite of any mammal, and their grip power is inferior only to some larger snakes (boas, anacondas).

I wouldn't fuck with a gorilla, but the grizz is my worst nightmare.
well a grizzley would be more afraid of you some respects (unless when it comes to dealing with cubs). Dunno, I remember going to the Sydney zoo and seeing a silverback gorilla up close. Those motherfuckers look bigger and stronger in person.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

well a grizzley would be more afraid of you some respects (unless when it comes to dealing with cubs). Dunno, I remember going to the Sydney zoo and seeing a silverback gorilla up close. Those motherfuckers look bigger and stronger in person.

i feel like a grizzly bear has a bigger killer instinct that the herbivorous gorilla.

i love the avatar by the way.

[jwicklun]

i feel like a grizzly bear has a bigger killer instinct that the herbivorous gorilla.

i love the avatar by the way.
true. dunno, I have always found bears adorable, despite the fact they are godless killing machines.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

true. dunno, I have always found bears adorable, despite the fact they are godless killing machines.

gotta love colbert/ feist haha

[SeanEBoy2686]

http://wineharvestweb.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/gorilla.jpg
(http://wineharvestweb.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/gorilla.jpg)

[zachff]

gotta love colbert/ feist haha
You sir win the Dwight Schrute Bears Knowledge award

[muttley]

Definitely a gorilla. Run, bear! Run!

[songydarko]

Gorillas are ugly, so bears please.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

You sir win the Dwight Schrute Bears Knowledge award

haha yeah. well the OP is a good friend of mine, and we go to school together. so this poll is a rehashed version of the monroe high school original. and i did my homework.

[beazer32]

grizzly bears can run as fast as dogs for 200 yards, have been known to knock over monstrous trees, can weigh 3x as much as the biggest gorilla, have 6 inch long dagger- claws, and are carnivorous/ have a well known killer instinct. they may not be quite as smart as the gorilla, but they are of the same intelligence level as some lower primates. they are known to take multiple bullets to the face or body and still charge at hunters.

there is a reason the grizzly bear is one of the oldest mammals and hasn't needed to evolve in hundreds of millions of year: they've got their shit down.

this.

and this poll has been done before, i think?

[hells army]

http://wineharvestweb.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/gorilla.jpg
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[ballsius101]

first off grizzly bears can't even light a lighter. secondly they can't beat on their chest. and last,but not least they are cousins with gay bobcats

[Tristan Needler]

I feel like a gorilla would be more likely to wreck a human, but in bear vs. gorilla, the bear would usually come out on top.

[ILOVEKING]

bear. easy.





seconded!!

[Say Nothing]

I feel like a gorilla would be more likely to wreck a human, but in bear vs. gorilla, the bear would usually come out on top.
I feel like the gorilla would be much more creative with their fighting techniques.

[Scrandon]

I'd take the gorilla.
Tough match-up though