Sex

[DeadCityScars]

How do you get girls to have sex with you?

[dashboard1190]

put it in her butt.

[Juliana101]

Nothing says "I love you" like a few passionate moments of buttsex.

[OveriseFan]

Chew your toenails in front of her.

[ForeverInADay]

I usually punch her right in the throat and when she's out cold, I make my move.

[dashboard1190]

Chew your toenails in front of her.

Then spit them at her.

[ForeverInADay]

Then spit them at her.
that's implied.

[Exsanguination]

with candy.

[infamous_alias]

Chloroform.

[aaronstanton]

you all sound like virgins.
treat her good... if it happens it does.
or booze and fuck random drunk girls too.
that's fun.

[Ryannn]

all you need http://www.gonad.org/upload/images/12333.gif.jpg

[infamous_alias]

all you need http://www.gonad.org/upload/images/12333.gif.jpg

I'm going to be honest. I don't get it.

[Ryannn]

just smear a little downstairs and watch the ladies flock to you

[infamous_alias]

just smear a little downstairs and watch the ladies flock to you

I thought that only worked on dogs? Or maybe they're the kind of "ladies" you're used to?

[Ryannn]

I thought that only worked on dogs? Or maybe they're the kind of "ladies" you're used to?

bitches are bitches.

[concernedparent]

How do you get girls to have sex with you?
Just throw your 10 inch cock out there. However, if you're not as blessed as me, try candles.

[infamous_alias]

bitches are bitches.

I respect that.

[Ryannn]

I respect that.

word. haha

[xvszero]

My 4 inch penis.

[boysdontcry17]

you all sound like virgins.
treat her good... if it happens it does.
or booze and fuck random drunk girls too.
that's fun.

its true

[Shoes]

Then spit them at her.
Oooh baby, that's hawt.

[DeadCityScars]

My 4 inch penis.

dude my penis is small too, and i'm all hairy down there. I'm like a lion and I think girls want like a cat.

*sigh*

[Crocodile Logic]

gorilla mask.

[xTJx]

Ruficolada

[normalgene]

My trick is I spray some Sex Panther on. They say it's made with real panther. Drives the ladies wild. 60% of the time it works every time.

[ForeverInADay]

My trick is I spray some Sex Panther on. They say it's made with real panther. Drives the ladies wild. 60% of the time it works every time.
hahahahaha shut the fuck up.

[Brianfarg]

If you put it in while she's asleep or in a coma, she can't say no.

[xllirikx]

I usually punch her right in the throat and when she's out cold, I make my move.


that umm..... seems illegal.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Barry Manilowww...any who actually fucks to that?

[Rock]

Barry Manilowww...any who actually fucks to that?
i prefer the more cliché route of going with marvin gaye.

[ForeverInADay]

If you put it in while she's asleep or in a coma, she can't say no.
I thought of Terry Schivo's husband when I read this....

[infamous_alias]

I thought of Terry Schivo's husband when I read this....

HAHAHAHA

[ThirdTimeAround]

i prefer the more cliché route of going with marvin gaye.

Oh...no Manowar?

[Brianfarg]

I thought of Terry Schivo's husband when I read this....

Not what I was going for, but sounds good.

[mcm1610]

To be the only one with an honest answer..

Confidence.

[DeadCityScars]

To be the only one with an honest answer..

Confidence.

Thanks. I try to make a serious thread and all I get is rape and terry schivo jokes.

Anyway I feel like I'm going to be the 40-year-old virgin, does anyone get that feeling?

[DeadCityScars]

Why put in so much effort when you can get roofies so easily?
yeah right, where do you get'm?

p.s. how do you get weed, shrooms and adderhol (sp)/ridilin (sp)

[mrzippo3]

mmm I just had me some sex

[Blake Solomon]

Thanks. I try to make a serious thread and all I get is rape and terry schivo jokes.

Anyway I feel like I'm going to be the 40-year-old virgin, does anyone get that feeling?


all the time. confidence is something i lack, and then realize i lack it and act like a jackass, its a vicious cycle.

[Blake Solomon]

mmm I just had me some sex


look a little young for sex

*looks at profile picture*

[mrzippo3]

look a little young for sex

*looks at profile picture*
lol. that is a pic from pre-school, awesome shirt right?

[I am all talk]

lol. that is a pic from pre-school, awesome shirt right? you've got some dick sucking lips.

[DeadCityScars]

you've got some dick sucking lips.

You're all talk

[I am all talk]

You're all talk
you can't get laid.

[DeadCityScars]

^Says the guy who has michael jackson as his icon, and another guy in his sig.

are you his 'numba one fan'?

you've got some dick sucking lips.
I guess you'd know...

[I am all talk]

^Says the guy who has michael jackson as his icon, and another guy in his sig.

are you his 'numba one fan'?


I guess you'd know...
First off, South park is infact the best show on television and that is one of my favorite episodes.

And secondly, get real dude. You don't even compare to Paul Tao.

[boysdontcry17]

all the time. confidence is something i lack, and then realize i lack it and act like a jackass, its a vicious cycle.

i knw what you mean

[DeadCityScars]

And secondly, get real dude. You don't even compare to Paul Tao.

nothing compares...nothing compares to youuuuu

[I am all talk]

I guess you'd know...

You can't really make any attempts at homosexual jokes when you just created a thread about how you weren't getting any action.

[kshtoinks12]

peanut butter and puppy dogs served oven fresh

they'll come running

[riseagainst89]

just find a girl who gives it up easily its not that hard if you some what decent looking. or find some virgin chick thats a few years younger than you. How old are you man? go to party's it will happen.

[mrzippo3]

you've got some dick sucking lips.
that's fuckin sick..

[ForeverInADay]

Thanks. I try to make a serious thread and all I get is rape and terry schivo jokes.

Anyway I feel like I'm going to be the 40-year-old virgin, does anyone get that feeling?
To be fair, it was only one terry schivo joke. hahahahaha

[Smurfet]

Boys have the IQ of a goldfish -.-

[Stereo Mike]

haha, what a loser.

[DeadCityScars]

To be fair, it was only one terry schivo joke. hahahahaha

haha it's ok. I was just joking. In my sense of humor, this whole thread is a joke but there are some people who've taken it a little to seriously:

haha, what a loser.

[still]

hahah this thread is awesome.

[Kodi_bnb]

Pretty much.

you all sound like virgins.
treat her good... if it happens it does.
or booze and fuck random drunk girls too.
that's fun.

[xvszero]

dude my penis is small too, and i'm all hairy down there. I'm like a lion and I think girls want like a cat.

*sigh*

Wait... 4 inches is small?

Hmm.

This explains a lot.

[xvszero]

Thanks. I try to make a serious thread and all I get is rape and terry schivo jokes.

Anyway I feel like I'm going to be the 40-year-old virgin, does anyone get that feeling?

Dude how old are you? Because you better be at least 25 or so if you're worried about that kind of thing.

[Bean]

Hey, have you gone to college yet? If not, no worries. Most girls get bad in college, no matter how innocent they were in high school. Not all, but most. So if those girls get easy...think about the ones that were easy in high school to begin with, eh? Eh!? I've talked to these girls, so I know.

[ThirdTimeAround]

nothing compares...nothing compares to youuuuu

You beat me to it!

[lightcollapse]

Dude how old are you? Because you better be at least 25 or so if you're worried about that kind of thing.

if you're 25 and haven't gotten laid, you just suck at existing. period.

[DeadCityScars]

good words. Let me lay it straight:

I haven't had sex.

and when I play guitar, I never fuck up.

[riseagainst89]

how old are you i must really ask are you in high school?

[boysdontcry17]

im a technical virgin.

[boysdontcry17]

Boys have the IQ of a goldfish -.-

shut up

[love2hateme]

put your penis in a hot dog bun and serve it to her she might bite you but hey she be like "your so funny lets make love" and your in

[Stereo Mike]

put your penis in a hot dog bun and serve it to her she might bite you but hey she be like "your so funny lets make love" and your in
That's how he got you anyways.

[kissbangkill]

this thread is too funny.

[love2hateme]

That's how he got you anyways.

thats what she said

[DeadCityScars]

put your penis in a hot dog bun and serve it to her she might bite you but hey she be like "your so funny lets make love" and your in

also, there is the penis in the popcorn....a classic.

[pinklar]

also, there is the penis in the popcorn....a classic.

you try it! that shit stings.

[TheTrooth]

if you're 25 and haven't gotten laid, you just suck at existing. period.


ouch...pwnage

[brunetteheart8]

hey im sry but i cant help u there!(yes im a girl)

[aolsux]

hey im sry but i cant help u there!(yes im a girl)
hahahahahaha, another forum winner

your iCoN iS so KEWL

[ForeverInADay]

hahahahahaha, another forum winner

your iCoN iS so KEWL
hahahahahaha you're such an asshole.

Never stop.

[xvszero]

if you're 25 and haven't gotten laid, you just suck at existing. period.

No, but you suck at bringing future generations into existance.

[boldt_action]

If girls aren't lining up to have sex with you by the time you're 17 you should give up on life. It's clearly not worth living for you.

[strawberry12]

maybe you should hit full blown puberty first?

[DeadCityScars]

I have a well matted mane of pubic hair, my voice is deep like earl jones BUT....

I'm still shooting blanks.

[buysoap]

you should try date rape drugs.

[DeadCityScars]

I'm going to stamp a big

To Be Continued...

on this thread. Unless anyone has anything to contribute. Not about me in general, but Sex in general. Are you an addict? Do you think snowballing is gross? etc.

[lfdfforever]

say i love you and prepare to get wet

[r3wind74]

i prefer the more cliché route of going with marvin gaye.


Barry White baby...oh ya...throw some of that shit on...and its all good...
Well either Barry White or eminem...but thats for angry hit you/you hit me slufgest sex...

[boysdontcry17]

snowballin is fuckin sick

anyone know what a technical virgin is?

[sayyes]

snowballin is fuckin sick

anyone know what a technical virgin is?
you've taken it in the butt so you could keep your cherry intact while pleasing your nymph partner?

[riseagainst89]

hummm if your a guy you can be a technical virgin if you fuck a girl with protection so the only true way to lose it is to fuck girl without protection, like i did to mine cause she is on birth control ive only done twice though cause i dont want a kid.

[boysdontcry17]

what if you stick it in with protection but you dont cum?

[bigmike]

How do you get girls to have sex with you?
2 bottles of wine, some duct tape, a cloth soaked in turpentine, some rope, and a secluded area.

[riseagainst89]

what if you stick it in with protection but you dont cum?

nope nope have to cum.

[JezisHChrist]

2 bottles of wine, some duct tape, a cloth soaked in turpentine, some rope, and a secluded area.
And a trident.

[Broken Parachute]

I banged a girl once.

[DeadCityScars]

I banged a girl once.

ch'yeah right.

[concretedetail]

ask??

[concretedetail]

2 bottles of wine, some duct tape, a cloth soaked in turpentine, some rope, and a secluded area.

hahaha i love this guy

[SHUTYOUREYESx]

wow. i can solve this. have you ever heard of the "AXE EFFECT"?

[apoemtothedead]

wow. i can solve this. have you ever heard of the "AXE EFFECT"?
Nope. Have you?

[ForeverInADay]

Nope. Have you?

haha i laughed at this, and not the actual attempted joke.

[jaimej]

haha i laughed at this, and not the actual attempted joke.

Hahaha ditto. Mark ftw.

[riseagainst89]

get them really drunk than they will want it.

[lightcollapse]

wow. i can solve this. have you ever heard of the "AXE EFFECT"?

wow, in your profile pic you look like some freak fetish whore.

[ForeverInADay]

hummm if your a guy you can be a technical virgin if you fuck a girl with protection so the only true way to lose it is to fuck girl without protection, like i did to mine cause she is on birth control ive only done twice though cause i dont want a kid.
That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever read.

[mogley]

That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever read.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

[Dan CiTi]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul Good movie I love that line(s).


If girls aren't lining up to have sex with you by the time you're 17 you should give up on life. It's clearly not worth living for you. Are you a pimp? give the guy a break.