Hi you're cute so ill add you on fb

[<*)))><]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?

[Shakriel]

I just don't bother adding people on facebook I don't know. Problem solved.

[Deadbolt23]

sik brag

[NaughtyScotty]

I tend to not get these. mainly because i have like 300 people on my friends list that are all people i went/go to school with or worked with.

once you start adding the randoms you get these a lot more though.

[istillfeelher]

Cool story, Bro.

[EvilZeppelin]

I only add people I'm actual friends with.

[HometownHero]

I've got a few adds. But its always underage scene girls so naturally I accept and take advantage

[geebee889]

I have a couple of guys from high school that just recently added me. I never talked to them, but apparently I'm attractive now unlike when I was in high school. They always tell me that I look "different, but in a good way". So basically, they just want to get in my pants.

[tottivillarossi]

I have a couple of guys from high school that just recently added me. I never talked to them, but apparently I'm attractive now unlike when I was in high school. They always tell me that I look "different, but in a good way". So basically, they just want to get in my pants.


Ehhhhh, I don't think that's it.

[TerrancePryor]

I don't like when people that you know delete you from facebook for no apparent reason.

[istillfeelher]

I've got a few adds. But its always underage scene girls so naturally I accept and take advantage

Good man.

[geebee889]

Ehhhhh, I don't think that's it.


What do you think is the reason?

[fflash]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?

I bet your nose is bigger than their boobs.

[whothehellispat]

i generally think that hitting on girls online is extremely lame, but about 3 years ago i messaged a girl on facebook that i didnt know. i didnt hit on her, i told her we like some of the same bands or something like that, but we ended up dating for 2 years (in the real world for the record) and almost got married. im not saying that its a smooth thing to do, and honestly its ended horrifically, but these days the online world and the real world are becoming more and more the same thing. me sitting at my computer and finding some cute girl online totally changed the course of my entire life in more good ways then bad.

if all you do is troll women online and try to get liad, then thats one thing. and trying to have a relationship over the internet is also retarded. but in an internet based social scene, its retarded to think meeting people casually online is totally off limits.

[<*)))><]

I bet your nose is bigger than their boobs.
Well they are guys.

[fflash]

Well they are guys.

Your nose is probably bigger than your dick.

[fflash]

Well they are guys.

Your nose is fuckin' huge!

[danielineffigy]

lol at this

[Smash Adams]

Your nose is fuckin' huge!
Anti-Semite!

[<*)))><]

Anti-Semite!
Why are you assuming I'm jewish that is racist.

[tottivillarossi]

Your nose is probably bigger than your dick.

Your nose is fuckin' huge!

Can't settle on a retort?

[Smash Adams]

Why are you assuming I'm jewish that is racist.
I know you're Jewish since I know your sister is Jewish so there

[<*)))><]

I know you're Jewish since I know your sister is Jewish so there
I believe you have me confused with someone else.

[shimmyshakes]

Happened a few times. I'd feel bad denying them and add them. Then they'd start messaging and IMing me and I got creeped out. Now I just deny anyone that I don't know/go to school with.

[fflash]

Can't settle on a retort?

Nope, his nose is that big.

[klawansie7]

I believe you have me confused with someone else.
non-jews don't have noses that big, sorry dude.

[Smeee]

Doesn't really happen to me... guess I'm not young or pretty enough :-(

[<*)))><]

non-jews don't have noses that big, sorry dude.
This girl isn't jewish http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2601/31/118/589895904/n589895904_1637753_3803732.jpg

[.invisible ink.]

non-jews don't have noses that big, sorry dude.

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg

[klawansie7]

This girl isn't jewish http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2601/31/118/589895904/n589895904_1637753_3803732.jpg

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg

um, i'm acutally jewish.

i guess i just don't know any non-jews who have big noses.
or maybe it's cuz i don't know very many non-jews.

also, i don't think owen wilson's nose is that big... :shrug:

[<*)))><]

um, i'm acutally jewish.

i guess i just don't know any non-jews who have big noses.
or maybe it's cuz i don't know very many non-jews.

also, i don't think owen wilson's nose is that big... :shrug:
Owen Wilson nose is more famous then he is.

[.invisible ink.]

um, i'm acutally jewish.


it still came off anti-Semetic regardless. There are tons of ethnicities that have big noses, they're just not prominent in our media (probably because mostly just white semi-attractive/attractive people are tv stars in this country). Go to an ethnically diverse city and you'll see lots of people in all different skin tones and backgrounds with prominent noses. my family is of jewish descent (even though we're all atheists) and no one in my family has a big nose, in fact, I'm a super pale-skinned natural blonde with blue eyes (and a average sized nose), i don't "look" jewish at all.

[klawansie7]

Owen Wilson nose is more famous then he is.

well sorry for not knowing that, but i still don't think it's very big.

it still came off anti-Semetic regardless. There are tons of ethnicities that have big noses, they're just not prominent in our media (probably because mostly just white semi-attractive/attractive people are tv stars in this country). Go to an ethnically diverse city and you'll see lots of people in all different skin tones and backgrounds with prominent noses. my family is of jewish descent (even though we're all atheists) and no one in my family has a big nose, in fact, I'm a super pale-skinned natural blonde with blue eyes (and a average sized nose), i don't "look" jewish at all.

i would consider my growing up in an ethically diverse, i just happened to be friends with mostly other jews. and just because you are jewish, or any religion for that matter, doesn't mean you're going to look like everyone else who shares the same beliefs. it's just a trend that i've noticed amongst people i know and associate with.

[<*)))><]

This thread just got racist

[cwhit412]

(enters in, with a wooden puppet on his hand. the puppet says he is a real boy, his nose grows, and I exit)

Is everything resolved now?
Oh, I'm Jewish. STFU.

[barkingincision]

I bet your nose is bigger than their boobs.
haha i bet you could say that about most of the posters in this thread

[barkingincision]

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg



....what?

[tottivillarossi]

This thread just got racist
I know, IT'S AWESOME!!

[kaycey]

bitch

[<*)))><]

I know, IT'S AWESOME!!
I had no idea this would come about from a few guys hitting on me...

[terror_91]

This week 1001 hawt girls added me saying i'm super hot and that they want me. 104 guys also did the same. Now when I log on I get loads of convos and sometimes I say the wrong things to the guys when i meant to speak to the gals. wat do?

[cristinaa]

Yea, I just stopped accepting requests from random people for similar reasons, like the other day I was just messaged the video for James Blunt- You're Beautiful from what seems to be a midget in Italy, haha.

[luckyforsome]

I don't like when people that you know delete you from facebook for no apparent reason.

samesies. It bothers me for like a week after I notice it :(

[Lycareth]

I have a couple of guys from high school that just recently added me. I never talked to them, but apparently I'm attractive now unlike when I was in high school. They always tell me that I look "different, but in a good way". So basically, they just want to get in my pants.

Duh

[Deadbolt23]

um, i'm acutally jewish.

i guess i just don't know any non-jews who have big noses.
or maybe it's cuz i don't know very many non-jews.

also, i don't think owen wilson's nose is that big... :shrug:

Wow...I thought you were joking.

[aerofan11]

I get random adds from girls I don't know. They don't tell me why they've added me, but I don't think it's because they think I'm good looking, it's more likely they just want a bigger friend list.

[Jaimehere]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?

hahahaha this always happens from girls to gays to straight guys WTF?! but I only accept them if they are attractive girls xD

but them chatting you is pretty fuckin annoying, once they never stop I delete them from my friends list

[Wake Up]

Cool story, Bro.

koooolllll username, braa

[fflash]

This thread just got racist

My post had nothing to do with race, just your big ole nose.

[l_strange]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?

yeah it seems every time i go on there's some other random person wanting add me and i have no clue who they are so annoying

[thebestkylever]

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg

i don't think his nose is that big... it just looks like someone tried to cut it in half. i agree with your point though-- i'm irish catholic and i have a pretty decent sized honker.

[Formatfun]

sik brag
Haha that was the first thing I thought.

[argg_xo]

My brother's friends add me on fb, thats about it for people I don't really now.


PS-Fishbones ur a QT add me on fb? lolzzzz

[Floater]

Tell me about it. I can't stand when people tell me how attractive I am when I add them on Facebook. It especially sucks when they let me know just how sharp, witty, and generally brilliant I am. Don't even get me started on the praise I receive for my hair.

Oh, sorry, for a second there I thought this thread was about subtle ego-boosting and self-flattery. My bad.

[<*)))><]

My brother's friends add me on fb, thats about it for people I don't really now.


PS-Fishbones ur a QT add me on fb? lolzzzz
Send me a friend request.

[eriatarka24]

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg

wronggg. his nose is really not "BIG"

[Sareh]

Cool story, Bro.
hahahaha acce (Y)

[argg_xo]

Send me a friend request.
maybe

[<*)))><]

maybe
If you don't then I will never have a female tell me how cute I am and I will be left in wiener ville.

[argg_xo]

If you don't then I will never have a female tell me how cute I am and I will be left in wiener ville.
wiener ville, population : you

[<*)))><]

wiener ville, population : you
Backwards sad face.

[argg_xo]

Backwards sad face.
get a petite pig, then we'll talk, maybe.

[OdeToTheSun]

Used to have girls add me on myspace all the time like that, but I haven't had it happen to me on FB yet. I only accepted them if they lived near me.

[<*)))><]

get a petite pig, then we'll talk, maybe.
Who says I dont already got one?

[argg_xo]

Who says I dont already got one?
oh.

[<*)))><]

oh.
Well you will never find out now.

[argg_xo]

Well you will never find out now.
my loss, right?

[<*)))><]

my loss, right?
Well yeah because I also have sharks with lasers

[spansen]

I just don't bother adding people on facebook I don't know. Problem solved.
meeeeee either.

[argg_xo]

Well yeah because I also have sharks with lasers
i say you're telling stories now.

[<*)))><]

i say you're telling stories now.
Me and Teresa got them so we can take over the world.

[Two Headed Girl]

I got a request today and I was like who the hell is this girl? And her status was "go to my website for the pics that they won't let me upload on fb hehe." stupidest shit

[argg_xo]

Me and Teresa got them so we can take over the world.
Mother Teresa?

[inVINCEable1008]

I got a request today and I was like who the hell is this girl? And her status was "go to my website for the pics that they won't let me upload on fb hehe." stupidest shit
She obviously wants you, bro

[Two Headed Girl]

She obviously wants you, bro

Shit, I ignored the request. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?

[<*)))><]

Mother Teresa?
limepomigrante

[inVINCEable1008]

Shit, I ignored the request. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?
Don't get down, another one will pop up sometime soon.

[PmCarlay]

I got a request today and I was like who the hell is this girl? And her status was "go to my website for the pics that they won't let me upload on fb hehe." stupidest shit
That would be called a "trap".

[Jaimehere]

That would be called a "trap".

this. she could have just messaged you if it was legit rather than as her status, the link is probably a porn site lol

[PmCarlay]

this. she could have just messaged you if it was legit rather than as her status, the link is probably a porn site lol
Thank you. Case adjourned.

[Metal Now]

Tell me about it. I can't stand when people tell me how attractive I am when I add them on Facebook. It especially sucks when they let me know just how sharp, witty, and generally brilliant I am. Don't even get me started on the praise I receive for my hair.

Oh, sorry, for a second there I thought this thread was about subtle ego-boosting and self-flattery. My bad.

You just won the thread.

[jesse-k]

I think i'd rather like it if a girl would add me because she finds me cute. this of course, will never ever happen.

[ReignofFiction]

I also tend to not get these since I'm 23 and see no reason for virtual friends.

[Reaver]

limepomigrante
bahahah, she'll love this one!

[<*)))><]

bahahah, she'll love this one!
I typed that at like 3 and drunk. Some error is bound to happen

[xapplexpiex]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?
I'm jealous. No joke.

[TSTLSOOM]

Some girl from Mass. added me because i am one of the dudes who made the Four Year Strong's Beards fan page. haha

[xxemo_kittyxx]

LOL I bet they're desperate. I get that all the time though, I have like 100 pending friend requests. My friend is a model/national-level pageant contestant and she has about 2000. It's crazy.

[Loch_Doun]

Facebook is the new Myspace.
Fuck Facebook.

[limepomegranate]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?
Block them

[<*)))><]

Block them
I would feel bad.

[limepomegranate]

I would feel bad.
Why? Do you know them?

[jjm1]

seriously, the anti-Semitism in this thread is getting really obnoxious.

and by the way, you're wrong, people of all sorts of descents can have big noses.

Owen Wilson (Roman Catholic) for example: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/OwenWilsonMay07.jpg

His nose really isnt that big, its just fucked up because he broke it multiple times.

[.invisible ink.]

His nose really isnt that big, its just fucked up because he broke it multiple times.

ok, ok, i get it, Owen Wilson has a "normal" sized nose (?). I should have picked some other non-Jew with a large schnoz to illustrate my point. :-p

[<*)))><]

Why? Do you know them?
Well I hate ignoring people, if someone wants to talk to my why should I punish them by not letting them talk to me.

[Jennurna Gray]

Ehhhhh, I don't think that's it.
lol.

[Echo Park]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?
brag much?

[<*)))><]

brag much?
Should of went with thishttp://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/xb9yt0jpg.gif

[Max1826969]

I hate it when my girlfriends friends add me

[tottivillarossi]

lol.
HI JENNA

[Jennurna Gray]

I would feel bad.
Too lazy to go back to OP, but you can't blame them for thinking you're cute, hon.
I hate it when my girlfriends friends add me
Troll? I'm assuming.
HI JENNA
What's up, Danielicious?

[tottivillarossi]

Too lazy to go back to OP, but you can't blame them for thinking you're cute, hon.

Troll? I'm assuming.

What's up, Danielicious?
My penis, Jenna... I can't think of a nickname.

[Jennurna Gray]

My penis, Jenna... I can't think of a nickname.
For a half of a second, I thought you were calling me your penis, haha.

Sounds fun, darling.

[SubStylee]

Last week I got like 4 friend request from people who just added me cause they think they know me and "I'm cute". So now I got basically strangers fb chatting me every time I log on, pretty annoying. Anyone else got a similar situation?

Same here but thank god they don't talk to me.
I must admit that I'm also sometimes adding people
I don't know but it's always because of what that person says or thinks

[tottivillarossi]

For a half of a second, I thought you were calling me your penis, haha.

Sounds fun, darling.
I am highly fun.

You are highly cute, so I'ma add you on Faceyb.

[<*)))><]

Too lazy to go back to OP, but you can't blame them for thinking you're cute, hon.

Troll? I'm assuming.

What's up, Danielicious?
I can't it is like denying a billygoat air.

[limepomegranate]

Well I hate ignoring people, if someone wants to talk to my why should I punish them by not letting them talk to me.
If you don't know them it's perfectly acceptable to ignore them.

[<*)))><]

If you don't know them it's perfectly acceptable to ignore them.

they were people who i know when im drunk, i think.

[limepomegranate]

they were people who i know when im drunk, i think.
Why don't you ask and make sure you actually know them.

[<*)))><]

Why don't you ask and make sure you actually know them.
Well I been talking to them for a week so I know them pretty well now.

[Laural666]

Haha i do this all the time.

[limepomegranate]

Well I been talking to them for a week so I know them pretty well now.
Sooooo....what's the point of this thread?

[<*)))><]

Sooooo....what's the point of this thread?
They are still annoying

[limepomegranate]

They are still annoying
So block them or tell them to shutup because they're annoying. It's simple and definitely not important enough to start a thread about.

[<*)))><]

So block them or tell them to shutup because they're annoying. It's simple and definitely not important enough to start a thread about.
Everything is important enough to start a thread about.

[Mibabalou]

i dont use facebook

[Jennurna Gray]

I can't it is like denying a billygoat air.
You're odd.

[<*)))><]

You're odd.
I'm Ted

[limepomegranate]

Everything is important enough to start a thread about.
That theory is why we have so many stupid threads.

[<*)))><]

That theory is why we have so many stupid threads.
If we didn't have stupid threads what would allow us to talk?

[limepomegranate]

If we didn't have stupid threads what would allow us to talk?
Touche my friend. Touche.

[<*)))><]

Touche my friend. Touche.
Honestly that is why I made 90% of my threads and the other 10% I actually care about kind of.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm Ted
That explains everything.
Seriously.

So what is your real name?

[<*)))><]

That explains everything.
Seriously.

So what is your real name?
Steve :-)

[Jennurna Gray]

Steve :-)
Oh, I remember now.
Well, even though we've talked many times before, it's nice to formally meet you, Steve. :)

[<*)))><]

Oh, I remember now.
Well, even though we've talked many times before, it's nice to formally meet you, Steve. :)
Very nice to formally meet you too, and did you just add that profile pic? Because I just looked at it and :inlove:

[Jennurna Gray]

Very nice to formally meet you too, and did you just add that profile pic? Because I just looked at it and :inlove:
No, it's been on for quite a while now. Thanks, darling.

[<*)))><]

No, it's been on for quite a while now. Thanks, darling.
How would you like to be one of the people who stalks me on facebook?

[Jennurna Gray]

How would you like to be one of the people who stalks me on facebook?
I wouldn't mind as long as you don't make threads complaining about me.

[<*)))><]

I wouldn't mind as long as you don't make threads complaining about me.
Could I do it on another website? JK LOL ROFL

[Jennurna Gray]

Could I do it on another website? JK LOL ROFL
:P Silly, silly.

[<*)))><]

:P Silly, silly.
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/129/jefferson.gif
Now this is silly

[limepomegranate]

Honestly that is why I made 90% of my threads and the other 10% I actually care about kind of.
Haha I will admit I have made my fair share of them! Not as much as some people but hey :shrug:

[<*)))><]

Haha I will admit I have made my fair share of them! Not as much as some people but hey :shrug:
I feel pretty good every time I can make a thread that gets past 10 pages. Oh Dickthrumping I miss you

[limepomegranate]

I feel pretty good every time I can make a thread that gets past 10 pages. Oh Dickthrumping I miss you
Haha i'm sure that would make me feel pretty good if a thread I made lasted that long! We could make it do that haha! Now that i'm done talking about that...what the fuck do you mean by dickthrumping?!

[<*)))><]

Haha i'm sure that would make me feel pretty good if a thread I made lasted that long! We could make it do that haha! Now that i'm done talking about that...what the fuck do you mean by dickthrumping?!
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1511952&highlight=dickthrumping

[limepomegranate]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1511952&highlight=dickthrumping
That is...weird....

[<*)))><]

That is...weird....
I over heard someone saying that over and over again. Also based on his sentences I don't think he knew what he was talking about.

[Jennurna Gray]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/129/jefferson.gif
Now this is silly
More creepy, though.

[<*)))><]

More creepy, though.
What is creepy about a black guy painted white and pretending to be George Washington plus an explosion?

[Jennurna Gray]

What is creepy about a black guy painted white and pretending to be George Washington plus an explosion?
Everything, lol.

[<*)))><]

Everything, lol.

well maybe the explosion

[Jennurna Gray]

well maybe the explosion
That part made me cry.

[limepomegranate]

I over heard someone saying that over and over again. Also based on his sentences I don't think he knew what he was talking about.
You should have corrected him and shown him the error of his ways. Then he would be grateful and perhaps partake in some dickthrumping with you. It would have been joyous.

That part made me cry.
Don't cry my dear!

[<*)))><]

That part made me cry.
Sorry
You should have corrected him and shown him the error of his ways. Then he would be grateful and perhaps partake in some dickthrumping with you. It would have been joyous.


Don't cry my dear!
I think he would of stabbed me instead.

[limepomegranate]

Sorry

I think he would of stabbed me instead.
More like shanked I do believe. Those are always the types that shank instead of just plain old stabbing.

[<*)))><]

More like shanked I do believe. Those are always the types that shank instead of just plain old stabbing.
No it is a stab because a shank requires a homemade knife and this isn't prison.

[limepomegranate]

No it is a stab because a shank requires a homemade knife and this isn't prison.
Like you can't make a homemade knife outside of prison.

[<*)))><]

Like you can't make a homemade knife outside of prison.
Why would you it is cheaper and easier to buy your own.

[TerrancePryor]

Dickthrumping.:-|

[limepomegranate]

Why would you it is cheaper and easier to buy your own.
Maybe he's just weird like that! Did you ever think about that?

[<*)))><]

Maybe he's just weird like that! Did you ever think about that?
Well I know he takes economics so he must of thought about the cost benefit.

[Jennurna Gray]

Don't cry my dear!
Sorry
*sniffles and smiles*

[heavy]

I just read the most pointless thread ever.

[limepomegranate]

Well I know he takes economics so he must of thought about the cost benefit.
Probably.

*sniffles and smiles*
:-d