Dry spells

[warstory]

What's the longest you've gone without sex (after losing your virginity)

I'm going on 5 months without any sort of action. The longer I go the less I think about it

[cristinaa]

I've pretty much been with the same guy since and we see each other all the time...so probably not much more that a week or two.

[<*)))><]

I hope you were once married.

[terror_91]

What's the longest you've gone without sex (after losing your virginity)

I'm going on 5 months without any sort of action. The longer I go the less I think about it
Hey baby, I can end that dry spell by making you wet ;-);-);-)

:-|

[limepomegranate]

I try not to think about those dry spells...So therefore I don't remember any although i'm sure I had them.

[bung]

My whole life is basically a dry spell with only a few drops here and there of cunt-flavored rain.

It's been like a solid year.

/enormous sigh

[whothehellispat]

what is this "dry spell" you speak of...

[bigblue2015]

:-|

[greenteaallday]

My whole life is basically a dry spell with only a few drops here and there of cunt-flavored rain.

It's been like a solid year.

/enormous sigh

hahahahaah

[kbi the crowing]

5 - 6 weeks
I kinda feel like a bitch for thinking that's a long time

[qwerty22]

5 - 6 weeks
I kinda feel like a bitch for thinking that's a long time

yeah. try breaking up with someone after 2 years of it and then having to go 6 + months without.

[kbi the crowing]

yeah. try breaking up with someone after 2 years of it and then having to go 6 + months without.

I'd rather not, but I get your point.
My apologies.

[anamericangod]

What's the longest you've gone without sex (after losing your virginity)

I'm going on 5 months without any sort of action. The longer I go the less I think about it

I'm not that far from Atlanta.

Just saying.

What's your number?

[flask]

going on a year now. i dont really need sex though. i beat my dick like it owes me money.

[frozenphoenix32]

8 months

[DCD08]

3 weeks?

[S9Dallasoz]

O, hello month 7.

[roughroads]

"I Once went 28 Years without Having Sex .. and then again for 7 Years'
- Michael Scott

[decel241]

going on a year now. i dont really need sex though. i beat my dick like it owes me money.

i think we have a winner

[cuzimlefthanded]

"These people don't know ANYTHING about sacrifice. I once went 28 years without having sex. Then another 7 after that"
- Michael Scott.

Edit: Shit someone else already quoted that line.

[cuzimlefthanded]

"I Once went 28 Years without Having Sex .. and then again for 7 Years'
- Michael Scott

Great minds quote alike.

[rhinitus]

i've gone welll over a year before. sucks, but meh.

[overdrive91]

longest was like...7 months but at the moment 2 weeks.

[Kassie09]

Not very long but im always in a long term relationship Soooooooooo that comes along with it.

go me!

[teaahnuh]

going on a year now. i dont really need sex though. i beat my dick like it owes me money.

lmfao:-d

[spansen]

i haven't had sex since june of '08.. i don't do the no-strings thing, and i decided against relationships after that one ended for the rest of college.

[spansen]

I'm not that far from Atlanta.

Just saying.

What's your number?
:thumbup:

[meroki22]

New Years Eve 2009 to New Years Eve 2010.

[lowemae]

until about 3 weeks ago...2 years....ive been doing pretty good lately. getting back into the swing of things

[Loyaltabk]

<---------------------Total Virgin

[muttley]

^ Total virgin.

[PezMullet]

From December 17th, 1984 to September 9th, 2000.

[bradsonemanband]

i've lost count, but i haven't had "P in the V" sex in over a year

[Laural666]

going on a year now. i dont really need sex though. i beat my dick like it owes me money.

I actually laughed my ass off when I read this.

[Laural666]

I'm in this really bad long term relationship..
But anyways we have sex like once I week, so longest I ever
went without is probably a week. Sucks.

[RonStoppable]

Eighteen years.

Oh, wait.

[jmirand1]

My whole life is basically a dry spell with only a few drops here and there of cunt-flavored rain.

It's been like a solid year.

/enormous sigh

Cunt-flavored rain is the best kind of rain.

[jmirand1]

5 - 6 weeks
I kinda feel like a bitch for thinking that's a long time

I think slut would be the appropriate term. Jk!

[kbi the crowing]

I think slut would be the appropriate term. Jk!

haha touché
However I've only had sex with two people. Hell I haven't even kissed more than those two people. It just happened that way.

[yayitsjoe]

"i'm still technically a virgin after 27 years, which never bothered me before. what's maybe 50 more?"
- mewithoutYou.

i mean, it's been 18 years. but still. i can relate to aaron weiss.

kind of.

[xyz]

going on a year now. i dont really need sex though. i beat my dick like it owes me money.

haha i beat mine like a red-headed stepson

[Echo Park]

haha i beat mine like a red-headed stepson
bragging about being losers http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/126733208885.gif

[phil19]

coming up seven months now. havnt even kissed a girl in that long

[Echo Park]

its been about 3 days, but I know it's the start of a long dry-spell, i can just tell.

[xyz]

bragging about being losers

Hey!... leave samwise gamgee out of this.

[Scrawns]

over a year. after like 6 months i figured i was no longer physically attractive to anyone.

[Clark]

21 going on 22 years.

[Deadbolt23]

4 months currently. Gonna be a lot longer because I'm not planning on getting into a relationship.

[-karla]

two non-fucking years. :-(

i don't really do the casual thing and although i try not to be, i'm very picky. my own fault i guess.

[AsianPunker]

1 year, 2 months. currently 4 months. oh the pain :( but like above, pretty picky.

[ModusPwnens]

I'm picky as hell, and I go to a really ugly college that I more or less hated, soooo sex isn't the most frequent event in my life. I get laid when I go out and work for it, but usually I'm pretty content to just unwind after the day. I have a full time job, classes, and a band, all of which are more meaningful than some mediocre hookup I could scavenge at tufts.

[LoginBanned]

June of 2007? Holy shit. I wonder if I even remember how. I might as well become a priest.

[Jennurna Gray]

Virgin.


What?

[Jennurna Gray]

21 going on 22 years.
:tumbleweed:

[Cameronisonfire]

My latest one was about 3 months without it. Pretty long time. College was so much easier. Ha. I did the deed with a chick who could speak french. I asked her to speak in it during. She probably was saying how lame I was at it or something though.

[Clark]

:tumbleweed:
I'm not sure what to make of this.


I guess I'm not allowed to answer the question, though, since the original post says "after losing your virginity."

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm not sure what to make of this.


I guess I'm not allowed to answer the question, though, since the original post says "after losing your virginity."
I'm a virgin, too, let's have SEX!

[Forever.Zero]

too long for my own good.

[bung]

I'm a virgin, too, let's have SEX!

Coincidentally, Wisconsin is right next to Minnesota.

I'm game.

[Clark]

Coincidentally, Wisconsin is right next to Minnesota.

I'm game.
Creepy.

I'm a virgin, too, let's have SEX!
Incidentally, Wisconsin is not right next to Texas.

[fake empire]

I'd hit it

[Nerdy91]

18 years, but hey it could be worse!

[Jennurna Gray]

Coincidentally, Wisconsin is right next to Minnesota.

I'm game.
But I didn't ask you.
:|
Incidentally, Wisconsin is not right next to Texas.
Is that a no? I was kidding.

[Clark]

But I didn't ask you.
:|

Is that a no? I was kidding.
I was making fun of the guy that wants to bone you.

[Jennurna Gray]

I was making fun of the guy that wants to bone you.
I noticed.
:P

[Jennurna Gray]

18 years, but hey it could be worse!
Were you raped at 1?

[GueroCanelo]

We're you raped at 1?

THIS.

[Jennurna Gray]

THIS.
Haha, excited much? lolcaps.

[GueroCanelo]

It was an important question and I wanted to place emphasis on it.

[Jennurna Gray]

It was an important question and I wanted to place emphasis on it.
Oh, okay. Well, thank you for noticing. :)
I'm Jenna.

[GueroCanelo]

Oh, okay. Well, thank you for noticing. :)
I'm Jenna.

Geoff. Nice to meet you and I'm glad we were able to connect on such a delightful subject.

(I hope that girl just had a bday or lied about her age)

[Nerdy91]

Were you raped at 1?
No, I somehow managed to put that I was 19 on the thing and have been to lazy to bother with fixing it.

[Jennurna Gray]

No, I somehow managed to put that I was 19 on the thing and have been to lazy to bother with fixing it.
Ohh, okay. I would've felt really bad if you would have seaid yes.
Geoff. Nice to meet you and I'm glad we were able to connect on such a delightful subject.
(I hope that girl just had a bday or lied about her age)
It's nice to meet you, too, Geoff. Delightful, indeed.
^^^Age error^^^

[Macbeth.]

My whole life is basically a dry spell with only a few drops here and there of cunt-flavored rain.

It's been like a solid year.

/enormous sigh

hahahaah jesus

[Laural666]

I'd hit it
Hey,
how have you been?

[Laural666]

21 going on 22 years.
Wow,
a 21 year old virgin.
This isn't a bad thing.

[kemichels]

Longest I've went without sex since losing my virginity at like 20...is probably like 2 or 3 months, max.

[fake empire]

Hey,
how have you been?
good. you?

[Laural666]

good. you?
That's good,
I've been pretty rad myself.

[fake empire]

That's good,
I've been pretty rad myself.
not rad enough to hit me up??

[Laural666]

not rad enough to hit me up??
Haha you haven't talked me either yo.

[fake empire]

Haha you haven't talked me either yo.
you usually ignore me WHATEVER

[Laural666]

you usually ignore me WHATEVER
I do not!

[fake empire]

I do not!
hit me up

[Laural666]

hit me up
You hit me up boii,

[dundermifflin]

19 years 5 months.....

[Laural666]

I finally got some lastnight!!


Losers.


Just kidding.

[warstory]

I'm not that far from Atlanta.

Just saying.

What's your number?

I'd bang you :p

I'd hit it

Every time I see a post from you I feel like I need to take a 4 hour long shower

I finally got some lastnight!!


Losers.


Just kidding.
http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/000/40704000.jpg

[Laural666]

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/000/40704000.jpg
...and you don't even know how old i am,
or do you?

[Fullblast]

What's the longest you've gone without sex (after losing your virginity)

I'm going on 5 months without any sort of action. The longer I go the less I think about it

5 months?!?!?

Jeez, the longest I've went was two weeks. College is awesome, that's all I can say.

[warstory]

...and you don't even know how old i am,
or do you?
I remember you from a valentine's day post
I want to say you're 13 or 14?

[Laural666]

I remember you from a valentine's day post
I want to say you're 13 or 14?

Way off,
im 16.
You have me confused.

[fake empire]

Way off,
im 16.
You have me confused.
I thought you were 17

[fake empire]

Every time I see a post from you I feel like I need to take a 4 hour long shower
why?

[Tiffany:3]

about 2 days;]

[Laural666]

I thought you were 17
Nah yo,
you know i told you i was 16.
Damn, bad memory?

[fake empire]

Nah yo,
you know i told you i was 16.
Damn, bad memory?
younginnnnnnnnn

[Laural666]

younginnnnnnnnn
Well your old.

[fake empire]

Well your old.
lol no

[warstory]

5 months?!?!?

Jeez, the longest I've went was two weeks. College is awesome, that's all I can say.

oic.

Way off,
im 16.
You have me confused.

oic.

why?

I was mostly kidding :) but I think it's because the only posts I ever see you in involve salad tossing and things of that nature :f
but I guess it says something about me if I'm in those posts as well

[fake empire]

I was mostly kidding :) but I think it's because the only posts I ever see you in involve salad tossing and things of that nature :f
but I guess it says something about me if I'm in those posts as well
We are going to be good friends I can tell

[Laural666]

lol no
Stop talking to me Tim.
Kthanks.

[fake empire]

Stop talking to me Tim.
Kthanks.
u hatin?

[warstory]

We are going to be good friends I can tell

Sounds good to me :) my name is Kylie

[Laural666]

u hatin?
Nope, you are.

[fake empire]

Sounds good to me :) my name is Kylie
My name is Tim!
Nope, you are.
naw

[anamericangod]

I'd bang you :p


Oh really?

[warstory]

Oh really?

Oh yes indeed. As long as you don't have syphilis

[anamericangod]

Oh yes indeed. As long as you don't have syphilis

I sure don't!

Check your Myspace ;-)

[davehennessy]

19 years 5 months.....

I'm 19 years 11 months!

[speakhandsforme]

over three months...and it's brutal.

[Whalejaw]

Almost a year and a half.

[Insid30ut]

I iz a virgin? is this a bad thing?

[ohheroine]

until about 3 weeks ago...2 years....ive been doing pretty good lately. getting back into the swing of things



best avatar ever.

[caress me down]

I'm hitting about 3.5 months right now. Sigh. Long distance relationships

[happygilmoreat]

I iz a virgin? is this a bad thing?

If this was a serious question...
Not at all.

[katiep1088]

Since I lost my virginity at 19, I've probably only gone 2 weeks at the most, but that's because I've been in a relationship since then. I don't know how long I could go if I wasn't in a relationship. I'd probably go crazy and fuck every hot guy I came across (<---slut.)

[Insid30ut]

Yeah i'm actually serious.. yeah. I'm still a virgin =\ surely doesnt feel like such a great thing..hah

[turnerkr_uk]

about 10 months i think, that was a longgggg 10 months!