I started a band?

[Max1826969]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas? I'm editing this to like explain what our "manager" does. He is me and the drummer's best friend and he wanted to help so he made flyers and posted them around our school for vocal and keys tryouts and decided to call himself the manager.

[eman83]

Why is there a question mark at the end of the title?

[gjpinizz]

your band sounds super original already. if i were you, i wouldnt want my name to come from some random guy who suggested it to you on ap. think of something on your own, it kinda depends on your bands personality, interests, and stuff. whether you want it to have meaning or just sound cool.

[Burn That Shit]

fire your manager and hire a new manager.

[Antics]

wear eye shadow, acquire chlamydia.

[Tautou107]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas?
I think "All Time Low" would sound nice.

[bowl of oranges]

hahaha oh man

[drewinseries]

You waited until 8th to get a manager? Bad move man.

[hurryupbrett]

Blink1826969

[the seventeenth]

ideas? give up.
(haha, I just became an internet troll.)

but, honestly- don't take advice from random AP users, well, beside me:
how about: blink 192?

[FueledByRock]

You can find good names here?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1582661?

[takeaction]

I think "All Time Low" would sound nice.


lol good one.

[tonyt3524]

You waited until 8th to get a manager? Bad move man.

hahahaha

[KingJohn_654]

max and the prepubescent rockstars.

[Wake Up]

^that

[Brand-new-123]

Us the Queens

[tstick18]

the centrifugal bumblepuppies

[roughroads]

Don't start a band. You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty and bland.

[Brand-new-123]

Don't start a band. You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty and bland.
He's in 8th grade. Let the kid have some fun.

[HometownHero]

Don't play pop punk

[Ava1anche]

Why do you have a manager?

[roughroads]

He's in 8th grade. Let the kid have some fun.

Apparently you didn't quite catch the reference...
Reel Big Fish lyric

[drewinseries]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas?

Getting together with friends to play music is awesome. I remember my first band in 8th grade with my crew, it was a blast. But i'm not your friend. I don't know you or your band members, so why would I tell you your band name? Something that sounds cool? If your trying to get suggestions on something that mainly depends on you and your friends, put the instruments down now. Don't play music for others, play it for yourself. Do whatever you want man, its you and your friends, the name, style, direction etc, should reflect you and your friends alone.

[bradsonemanband]

you can have my old band name from when i was in 8th grade:

The Psychotic Jellybeans

[ITS A TRAP!]

how about:
THE ESTROGEN-ITALS
or
THE ESTROGENTLEMEN
or any estrogen related pun :D
these were names my band used when we first started

or i saw this on another forum here
"CAPTAIN GO DOWN AND THE REACH AROUNDS"

[Brand-new-123]

Apparently you didn't quite catch the reference...
Reel Big Fish lyric
I don't listen to them. They do put on a fun show though.

[pnkhrdwndr]

something cute like mr. balls

[Pappageo]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas?

Anything you can say without cringing. If someone asks you "What's your band called?" and you can say "My band is called ____" without a second thought, you've got a good name.

[yutsmcgee]

The Fucktards

[FBTMOPenguins]

Corn.

[nicwtor]

Be original and use whatever your area code is.

[Kurt Retenauer]

My first band was called Look Before You Leap, and second was A Case of the Mondays. Both shitty ska bands. Then, sophomore year, The Pancosmics (named after a word our religion teacher made up.)

[thesollopsist]

Call yourselves 'My Dad Touches Me So I Made This Band To Cope'

[oh...rly]

Why do you have a manager?

Who else is gonna book their tour bus, pick up their dry cleaning, and make sure that the dressing rooms are fully stocked with an endless supply of red bull and sour patch kids.

[tyramail]

jesus christ, people on this website are dickheads.

[Greg.Kushlan]

Call yourselves 'My Dad Touches Me So I Made This Band To Copeland'

Gotta throw a band refrence in there for indie cred.

[Chia-Like]

jesus christ, people on this website are dickheads.

this.

[ModusPwnens]

Does your manager have a briefcase

If not get a new manager, this one isn't legit

jesus christ, people on this website are dickheads.

Come on man, look at this hilarious eighth grader. He's hilarious.

[Chris92]

I give you permission to use the awesomest band name of all time.
Clusterfuck.

And...this.
He's in 8th grade. Let the kid have some fun.

And fire the goddamn manager. You seriously don't need that shit.

[maxvsmaradona]

Hellen and the Kellers

OR

The Grannyfisters

[NateFoundGlory]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[Numero10]

Crash Cart

[thesollopsist]

Gotta throw a band refrence in there for indie cred.
Haha that's like the ultimate pun.

[murrich]

Are you asking us if you started a band? Because I don't know.

[kearn1tm]

Ke$ha

You're welcome for that.

[briewer]

Doorway.

[xJesusFreakx]

Don't play pop punk

You're not a very happy person, are you?

[Plutonio]

How about you make drone music instead? It's a lot better and I don't have to hear another pop-punk band.

[IntoTheSun]

You're not a very happy person, are you?

But-but- Tim, he likes The Maine! And everybody knows that's good, real music unlike Selena Gomez!

[Plutonio]

Oh and for your band name, how about

The Wayfarer's Tragic Repose

[xJesusFreakx]

But-but- Tim, he likes The Maine! And everybody knows that's good, real music unlike Selena Gomez!

Ha, I never even took the time to look at his profile. He likes The Maine and complains about Disney pop and blink-182-ish "pop punk"? Weird.

[hiya]

you honestly don't need manager. if you get your stuff together and play well , people who book shows aren't going to book you and will laugh that you have a manager when your 13/14.

[IntoTheSun]

Ha, I never even took the time to look at his profile. He likes The Maine and complains about Disney pop and blink-182-ish "pop punk"? Weird.

I dunno, all I remember seeing him go into some generic band's thread a couple of months ago and commenting multiple times on how "this band suckkksss, I can't believe you guys listen to this shit" or something, and so decided to take a piss on his behavior. A bit hypocritical of me, but ah well.

[Laural666]

I think "All Time Low" would sound nice.
I lol'd.
wear eye shadow, acquire chlamydia.
Aiden.
Blink1826969
Funny.

[Ava1anche]

Who else is gonna book their tour bus, pick up their dry cleaning, and make sure that the dressing rooms are fully stocked with an endless supply of red bull and sour patch kids.

Ah yes, this hadn't even crossed my mind haha

[liarsenic678]

ur in 8th grade try


Harry and the cunts

[HometownHero]

But-but- Tim, he likes The Maine! And everybody knows that's good, real music unlike Selena Gomez!
Not once have I stated The Maine is good or real music. When I listen to trashy pop I say so. I don't claim that it is good or groundbreaking. This guy constantly defends his auto tuned bitches like they actually are talented or something

[HometownHero]

You're not a very happy person, are you?
Most of the time I am

[Burn That Shit]

leave the band, you're too good for them and you need your own solo act to express your creative differences.

[Jali]

!nappropr¡ate Pu'nc"tua"t!on?.,!

[fflash]

We Like Candy and Vans

[Kurt Retenauer]

vDjJc_ZH6dk

The only band manager worth having.

[Brand-new-123]

Khd6sOkJJ80

[murrich]

!nappropr¡ate Pu'nc"tua"t!on?.,!

Or, Pop Punktuation!??!?!?!?!

[xJesusFreakx]

Not once have I stated The Maine is good or real music. When I listen to trashy pop I say so. I don't claim that it is good or groundbreaking. This guy constantly defends his auto tuned bitches like they actually are talented or something

I never said that Selena Gomez the person was a talented vocalist or songwriter. In fact, when defending Kiss & Tell, I always give credit to the songwriters and producers and the Disney execs behind the album. Regardless of who wrote the album or what went into recording it, though, it's a good pop album. As for Demi Lovato, I don't find her albums to be as well written as Selena's, so I don't like her as much, but she's legitimately a good vocalist. I'm sorry if her role in Disney Channel entertainment somehow discredits her ability in your mind. I imagine you also don't see Taylor Swift as a gifted pop songwriter. You quite possibly are also against Kanye West's use of Auto-Tune on 808s and Heartbreak, not because you don't like it but because using that tool somehow makes his art illegitimate. I could be assuming too much here, but that's the vibe I'm getting. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

Most of the time I am

K5d5jxJ5vbM

Seriously.

[Kurt Retenauer]

I never said that Selena Gomez the person was a talented vocalist or songwriter. In fact, when defending Kiss & Tell, I always give credit to the songwriters and producers and the Disney execs behind the album. Regardless of who wrote the album or what went into recording it, though, it's a good pop album. As for Demi Lovato, I don't find her albums to be as well written as Selena's, so I don't like her as much, but she's legitimately a good vocalist. I'm sorry if her role in Disney Channel entertainment somehow discredits her ability in your mind. I imagine you also don't see Taylor Swift as a gifted pop songwriter. You quite possibly are also against Kanye West's use of Auto-Tune on 808s and Heartbreak, not because you don't like it but because using that tool somehow makes his art illegitimate. I could be assuming too much here, but that's the vibe I'm getting. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

WUT.

[blinkme]

You're 14 years old, you don't need a manager. Especially a 14 year old manager.

[Bruycker]

I give you permission to use the awesomest band name of all time.
Clusterfuck.

And...this.


And fire the goddamn manager. You seriously don't need that shit.

I hope you didn't mean in general.

[xJesusFreakx]

WUT.

Yeah, man! Taylor is friends with the young ladies over at Disney! She can't possibly be anything more than a big joke!

[Kurt Retenauer]

Yeah, man! Taylor is friends with the young ladies over at Disney! She can't possibly be anything more than a big joke!

Not like Disney has had decades of success to back up it's validity, either!

[xJesusFreakx]

Not like Disney has had decades of success to back up it's validity, either!

YOU'RE USING SUCCESS AS A GAUGE OF TALENT SO YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT MILEY CYRUS IS BETTER THAN ARCADE FIRE AND THE NATIONAL AND BON IVER!!

x

[Kurt Retenauer]

YOU'RE USING SUCCESS AS A GAUGE OF TALENT SO YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT MILEY CYRUS IS BETTER THAN ARCADE FIRE AND THE NATIONAL AND BON IVER!!

x

You're right.

Arcade Fire > Aladdin.

But, all I know is that the Jay Z song was on, the Jay Z song was on.

[HometownHero]

I never said that Selena Gomez the person was a talented vocalist or songwriter. In fact, when defending Kiss & Tell, I always give credit to the songwriters and producers and the Disney execs behind the album. Regardless of who wrote the album or what went into recording it, though, it's a good pop album. As for Demi Lovato, I don't find her albums to be as well written as Selena's, so I don't like her as much, but she's legitimately a good vocalist. I'm sorry if her role in Disney Channel entertainment somehow discredits her ability in your mind. I imagine you also don't see Taylor Swift as a gifted pop songwriter. You quite possibly are also against Kanye West's use of Auto-Tune on 808s and Heartbreak, not because you don't like it but because using that tool somehow makes his art illegitimate. I could be assuming too much here, but that's the vibe I'm getting. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.



K5d5jxJ5vbM

Seriously.

The music on 808s is good. I like it a lot. The vocals are awful as are the lyrics. I do not like people that think they have to be in music based solely on the fact they were in some shitty show for kids. Not only do they come in and jump on every trend in music but they do it far more poorly then everyone else doing the same thing. But people eat that shit up. It's quite sad. I think Taylor Swift is a perfectly fine pop writer. She co-writes on like everything

[Kurt Retenauer]

She writes 90% of her own songs an co-writes the other 10%

Fixed. :-)

[HometownHero]

Fixed. :-)

I see her name listed with others names in the liner notes of the cds I have :shrug:

[TerrancePryor]

You're 14 years old, you don't need a manager. Especially a 14 year old manager.

EXACTLY.

[xJesusFreakx]

The music on 808s is good. I like it a lot. The vocals are awful as are the lyrics. I do not like people that think they have to be in music based solely on the fact they were in some shitty show for kids. Not only do they come in and jump on every trend in music but they do it far more poorly then everyone else doing the same thing. But people eat that shit up. It's quite sad. I think Taylor Swift is a perfectly fine pop writer. She co-writes on like everything

I see where you're coming from, but come on. Regardless of the background of the album, Kiss & Tell is full of sugary pop goodness. If it weren't by "Selena Gomez and the Scene," I don't think you'd have a problem with it, or at least not as much of a problem with it. I actually find it to be one of the most overlooked and under-appreciated "successful" albums for that same reason. People look at the cover, see that Alex Russo character from Wizards of Wavorly Place, and they instantly lose interest, even if they might have liked the songs otherwise.

[xxemo_kittyxx]

Go to wikipedia and click on the button that takes you to a random article. Whatever it is becomes your band name.

[xJesusFreakx]

Fixed. :-)

Well, 6 of the 13 songs on Fearless had cowriters listed. That's about 46%, not 10%.

[Kurt Retenauer]

I see her name listed with others names in the liner notes of the cds I have :shrug:

Taylor Swift Fearless Platinum Edition:

Jump The Fall: Written by Taylor Swift
Untouchable: Written by Taylor Swift, Cary Barlowe, Nathan Barlowe, Tommy Lee James
Forever and Always (Piano): Written by Taylor Swift
Come In With The Rain: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
Superstar: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
The Other Side of the Door: Written by Taylor Swift
Fearless: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose, Hillary Lindsey
Fifteen: Written by Taylor Swift
Love Story: Written by Taylor Swift
Hey Stephen: Written by Taylor Swift
White Horse: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
You Belong With Me: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
Breathe: Written by Taylor Swift, Colbie Caillat
Tell Me Why: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
You're Not Sorry: Written by Taylor Swift
The Way I Loved You: Written by Taylor Swift, John Rich
Forever and Always: Written by Taylor Swift
The Best Day: Written by Taylor Swift
Change: Written by Taylor Swift

Maybe not 90%, but still more than half.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Well, 6 of the 13 songs on Fearless had cowriters listed. That's about 46%, not 10%.

Right, but it's discrediting her to say she co-writes most of her songs. She writes a majority of her own material, and the material she doesn't write solely on her own she still plays an integral role in doing so. She's also the primary writer.

[HometownHero]

I see where you're coming from, but come on. Regardless of the background of the album, Kiss & Tell is full of sugary pop goodness. If it weren't by "Selena Gomez and the Scene," I don't think you'd have a problem with it, or at least not as much of a problem with it. I actually find it to be one of the most overlooked and under-appreciated "successful" albums for that same reason. People look at the cover, see that Alex Russo character from Wizards of Wavorly Place, and they instantly lose interest, even if they might have liked the songs otherwise.

If it were better, I would like it. I downloaded it (for free) because of the constant arguing over it, i have had on here with you. Like I said it was a watered down poor version of everything else going on right now. I saw where she could have had had strong points. But she auto tuned it and ruined it. Bored me to death. Yes that cover is terrible. Not what turned me off though

[HometownHero]

Taylor Swift Fearless Platinum Edition:

Jump The Fall: Written by Taylor Swift
Untouchable: Written by Taylor Swift, Cary Barlowe, Nathan Barlowe, Tommy Lee James
Forever and Always (Piano): Written by Taylor Swift
Come In With The Rain: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
Superstar: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
The Other Side of the Door: Written by Taylor Swift
Fearless: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose, Hillary Lindsey
Fifteen: Written by Taylor Swift
Love Story: Written by Taylor Swift
Hey Stephen: Written by Taylor Swift
White Horse: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
You Belong With Me: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
Breathe: Written by Taylor Swift, Colbie Caillat
Tell Me Why: Written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose
You're Not Sorry: Written by Taylor Swift
The Way I Loved You: Written by Taylor Swift, John Rich
Forever and Always: Written by Taylor Swift
The Best Day: Written by Taylor Swift
Change: Written by Taylor Swift

Maybe not 90%, but still more than half.

I wasn't disputing her ability. Was just saying

[aoftbsten]

Good thing you got that manager, it's so hard to book the middle school talent show without one.

[Kurt Retenauer]

I wasn't disputing her ability. Was just saying

I know; I was clarifying my 90:10 ratio. Not exactly 90:10, but just proving my point that it was, indeed, a majority.

[xJesusFreakx]

Right, but it's discrediting her to say she co-writes most of her songs. She writes a majority of her own material, and the material she doesn't write solely on her own she still plays an integral role in doing so. She's also the primary writer.

Well, let's be fair. Let's not overstate or understate her role as a songwriter, lol.

If it were better, I would like it. I downloaded it (for free) because of the constant arguing over it, i have had on here with you. Like I said it was a watered down poor version of everything else going on right now. I saw where she could have had had strong points. But she auto tuned it and ruined it. Bored me to death. Yes that cover is terrible. Not what turned me off though

Woah. You're actually discussing this reasonably now. I like this. If we continue talking like this, we could end up being, like, friends or something. If not, I'll at least see you as more than that random guy with a Circa Survive avatar that keeps pooping on my Selena fun.

Alright, well I suppose you're just not a fan then. That's fair. It's silly to expect everyone to like the same music for the same reasons (and I'm glad, as that would be boring). This is actually why I don't get your desire to complain about my Selena Gomez fandom, though. Some people have checked her out as a result of me, and some of those people have liked her album. If you find it to be stock (not necessarily something I'd argue with; it doesn't exactly push any envelopes) and boring (I love it, but to each his/her own), cool, but let other people like it. Don't constantly rain on our parades. I'm not that sensitive or anything, and I'm always down for self-parody, so I'm not trying to shun the nay-nay-sayers or anything. You know what I mean?

[HometownHero]

Well, let's be fair. Let's not overstate or understate her role as a songwriter, lol.



Woah. You're actually discussing this reasonably now. I like this. If we continue talking like this, we could end up being, like, friends or something. If not, I'll at least see you as more than that random guy with a Circa Survive avatar that keeps pooping on my Selena fun.

Alright, well I suppose you're just not a fan then. That's fair. It's silly to expect everyone to like the same music for the same reasons (and I'm glad, as that would be boring). This is actually why I don't get your desire to complain about my Selena Gomez fandom, though. Some people have checked her out as a result of me, and some of those people have liked her album. If you find it to be stock (not necessarily something I'd argue with; it doesn't exactly push any envelopes) and boring (I love it, but to each his/her own), cool, but let other people like it. Don't constantly rain on our parades. I'm not that sensitive or anything, and I'm always down for self-parody, so I'm not trying to shun the nay-nay-sayers or anything. You know what I mean?

Yeah I get what you are saying. But my whole thing is, that there is so much better stuff out there, better versions of her, why wouldn't you want to listen to them instead? It's not like me complaining changes anyones views and it shouldn't. People will always like what they like. i always freely admit I like some shitty pop music. But I think that me saying it is shitty almost validates it because I'm not claiming because I like it, that makes it good or something

[xJesusFreakx]

Yeah I get what you are saying. But my whole thing is, that there is so much better stuff out there, better versions of her, why wouldn't you want to listen to them instead? It's not like me complaining changes anyones views and it shouldn't. People will always like what they like. i always freely admit I like some shitty pop music. But I think that me saying it is shitty almost validates it because I'm not claiming because I like it, that makes it good or something

Kiss & Tell is one of the stronger albums of its specific brand of sugary pop I've heard, at least in my opinion. It's a consistently enjoyable and fun listen from start to finish.

I like the idea of admitting that something you listen to isn't that "good" but that you like it anyways, but at the same time, defining what's "good" and what's "bad" is absurdly difficult at best.

[HometownHero]

Kiss & Tell is one of the stronger albums of its specific brand of sugary pop I've heard, at least in my opinion. It's a consistently enjoyable and fun listen from start to finish.

I like the idea of admitting that something you listen to isn't that "good" but that you like it anyways, but at the same time, defining what's "good" and what's "bad" is absurdly difficult at best.

True. But I love The Maine. Are they good? No. Are they enjoyable? For me, yes, especially during the summer. Shitty fun pop music about girls, summer, and all that. Plus they are good people. But that is just me. I like Owl City too. And he is far from good. But i'm all for having a good time with music. So I guess if that is what you get from Selena Gomez I can shut the fuck up now

[xJesusFreakx]

True. But I love The Maine. Are they good? No. Are they enjoyable? For me, yes, especially during the summer. Shitty fun pop music about girls, summer, and all that. Plus they are good people. But that is just me. I like Owl City too. And he is far from good. But i'm all for having a good time with music. So I guess if that is what you get from Selena Gomez I can shut the fuck up now

Ha, sure. We can leave it at that.

[trashrock]

cool

[maxvsmaradona]

Please cover this

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[CatalinaCaper]

I'm sorry but you need more than a plastic kazoo, some bongos, and a walmart acoustic guitar to start a pop-punk band.

Not to say that wouldn't make a killer band with the right people..

[love_american_style]

you have a manager already and no band name?

jesus christ get your shit together.
my band "Iron Jet" was doing over seas tours when we were in the 6th grade.

[Chris92]

I hope you didn't mean in general.
??

[thechetearly]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas?

Why the crap do you have a manager? Nonononononononononononononononono.

Book your own shows. And if you've just started, you have no NEED have a manager anyways dude.

If you've just started and your biggest focus is NOT your music, I would say break up right now.

Names do not mean a THING dude. They really don't. Just throw some words together and go with it.

But I would say you need to focus on your music, first and foremost. You don't need to be managed until you start touring nationwide.

[thechetearly]

EXACTLY.

my thoughts EXACTLY.

[matchbox202006]

Ok, so i am in 8th grade. I started a band with my friends and i want some advice. We have a manager, guitar player, bassist, and a drummer. The manager got a tryout location and time. But we still don't have a name. we want to play pop punk and our biggest influence is blink-182. any ideas?

Call it: Hot Heaven
Blood Red Downer
Aging Youth
Talking Spider
The Fossils
Jump Tragedy

or pick your own name

[matchbox202006]

Why the crap do you have a manager? Nonononononononononononononononono.

Book your own shows. And if you've just started, you have no NEED have a manager anyways dude.

If you've just started and your biggest focus is NOT your music, I would say break up right now.

Names do not mean a THING dude. They really don't. Just throw some words together and go with it.

But I would say you need to focus on your music, first and foremost. You don't need to be managed until you start touring nationwide.

hey, awesome points, except on the name point. A name can mean alot. Honestly, first impressions can do alot. i wouldn't have listened to Jimmy Eat World when i did had it not been for the great name drawing me in. JEW changed my life.

[Chris92]

I love how Tim & Kurt hijacked this thread and made it into another Taylor Swift throwdown.

[Shoresline]

Your just like me haha, except I cant find any bassist

[Numero10]

Unfortunately most first bands break up, it happened to me about 2 months ago and I haven't talked to the singer since. Shit happens

[Aperi Oculos]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

If I were in a pop-punk band I'd definitely go with this

[Joeypeapot777]

dude this shits mad old.

[bobcatbob18]

Never the Healthiest Children
God's Gay
Eighth Grade Wannabes
Poop Chute Triscuit
Fist-Fucking Philanthropy
Bloodwart
Fish Muffin
Randy Andy and the Cum Guzzlers
Noggin Floggin'
Pantsless Grandpa

/unproductive ideas from a drunk guy