Would You Date A Midget?

[Smash Adams]

This a totally hypothetical question I swear but if you fell in love with someone who was of below-average height would you pursue a relationship. Not would you fuck them since the answer is duh, who wouldn't want to know what little person blowjobs feel like?

[Ryannn]

I saw a midget stripper once

[Deadbolt23]

I'm interested to know how this turns out.

[terror_91]

It would be like having sex with a child. Something I'm really into...

I mean not into....

[Echo Park]

i dated a girl who claimed she was 5'. So I assumed she was like 4'11. Anyway, she didn't look like she had weird limbs and stuff, just short. She was ridiculously attractive though...

would i date one of those legit midgets like on this(female), NO.
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[Sloth7]

You mean like Snooki?

[ChaplainTappman]

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml#2380

[cristinaa]

To date a midget/ fall in love with a midget, there'd have to be some sort or attraction. I don't think I could ever see myself being attracted to a midget, so I voted no, but I guess it is possible...

[zachff]

No, just would never be attracted to a person with dwarfism

[Debut_Fin]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her

[Indoor Living]

I couldn't do it.

[katiebobatie]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her

hahaha... i wonder what it would be like to date a midget... how do you hold hands? it would be like holding your childs hands. or kissing them... and i'd have to be the one to lean down... i'm pretty short as is, i don't think i like the idea of having to lean down

[Forever.Zero]

Never say never.
However.
I did date a girl who was 4'10 / 4'11.
Ever since then I have never wanted to date short girls like that again.

[bung]

I do it. How often can you get a blowjob where the girl is standing up?

[xapplexpiex]

It depends. But sure, why not?

Btw, the title made me lol for a minute.

[James Johnson]

I feel with my height it is in my best interests to not date a midget.

[klawansie7]

i am offended by this thread, seeing as i am 4' 10" (just above legal midget height, i believe).
i don't have a problem finding guys to date :shrug:

[apoemtothedead]

I feel with my height it is in my best interests to not date a midget.
Sweet brag about being 7'1".

[roughroads]

Maybe. I feel a better question is whether or not she'd date me after the excessive midget jokes I would feel obligated to make.

[Hay]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her
:rotfl:

[James Johnson]

Sweet brag about being 7'1".

One day you will grow, one day...

[GueroCanelo]

i am offended by this thread, seeing as i am 4' 10" (just above legal midget height, i believe).
i don't have a problem finding guys to date :shrug:

Being short and having dwarfism are different, and I hope that measurements of height aren't seriously used anymore to define dwarfism in legal settings.

[klawansie7]

Being short and having dwarfism are different, and I hope that measurements of height aren't seriously used anymore to define dwarfism in legal settings.
last i heard if you were under 4' 10", you were considered a midget. but dwarfism is lower than that, maybe around 4'? I'm not totally sure.

[Forever.Zero]

i am offended by this thread, seeing as i am 4' 10" (just above legal midget height, i believe).
i don't have a problem finding guys to date :shrug:
good personality?

[klawansie7]

good personality?
i guess? haha

[Forever.Zero]

i guess? haha
you sound like a snob. How do you get dates. :P

[klawansie7]

you sound like a snob. How do you get dates. :P
boys love my charm and whit (supposedly).

[Forever.Zero]

Is Danny DeVito a Midget/Dwarf ?

[HometownHero]

boys love my charm and whit (supposedly).

Or are you just easy?

[klawansie7]

Or are you just easy?
nope, never had sex.

[bladerdude360]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her
:-d

[HometownHero]

nope, never had sex. :rape:

[GueroCanelo]

Just a tease then?

[Forever.Zero]

Or are you just easy?

nope, never had sex.

in yo' face

[klawansie7]

Just a tease then?
this is totally true.
but i have had legit relationships, ya know?

[<*)))><]

It all depends on the boobs.

[klawansie7]

It all depends on the boobs.
you like 'em big or HUGE?

[GueroCanelo]

Some DDs in this situation could have some major comic potential

[mymusicismylife]

I've dated a girl who was a full foot shorter than me and that was bad enough. Any shorter than five foot and I'm not sure I could do it.

[klawansie7]

Some DDs in this situation could have some major comic potential
what about DDDs?

[GueroCanelo]

That would just be cruel

[<*)))><]

you like 'em big or HUGE?
On a regular girl I prefer flatish but on a midget I want them HUGE for the lqtm.

[MyNameIsRoss]

not an actual midget/dwarf. a short bitch, of course.

[Andy Young]

I'm 6'3" so that would feel incredibly weird dating someone thats like knee high to me.

[barkingincision]

i only dream of such a thing

[klawansie7]

That would just be cruel

On a regular girl I prefer flatish but on a midget I want them HUGE for the lqtm.

obviously you've never met me...

[Christrings]

I'm going to say no. I'm 6' 5" so it'd be horrendously impractical.

[<*)))><]

obviously you've never met me...
We need to change that.

[S9Dallasoz]

I'm 5' 7''.
So, of course.

[Smash Adams]

I'm 5' 7''.
So, of course.
:highfive: me too

[klawansie7]

We need to change that.
i'd be down.

[<*)))><]

i'd be down.
On your knees...

[GueroCanelo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wnmC2Fejdv4/ST9ukN8bGmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/G2eY0GJEzxY/s1600/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[klawansie7]

On your knees...
wow i set myself up for that one, didn't I?

[<*)))><]

wow i set myself up for that one, didn't I?
Yeah a little bit but I'm very charming and women tend to make mistake around me. So just remember when you fail you are not alone.

[klawansie7]

Yeah a little bit but I'm very charming and women tend to make mistake around me. So just remember when you fail you are not alone.
well thanks for making me feel like less of an idiot =D

[<*)))><]

well thanks for making me feel like less of an idiot =D
If you haven't read about my sexy I am on my facebook thread you should know that I have the looks of David Beckham so it was expected.

[Kassie09]

no my man has to be taller than me

[Ron57]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her
Best post in the topic.

[danielineffigy]

If I was a midget yes, but I'm not, so fuck that shit.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm 5'10 and I would never date someone more than an inch shorter than me. Ever. It's odd.

[GueroCanelo]

Cause of gender roles or something?

[Teddy Gravyboot]

i dated a girl who was 3'3 once. i was in 1st grade though

[Jennurna Gray]

Cause of gender roles or something?
If that was directed towards me, yes. Absoluetely.
i dated a girl who was 3'3 once. i was in 1st grade though
You got me for a second, haha.

[klawansie7]

If you haven't read about my sexy I am on my facebook thread you should know that I have the looks of David Beckham so it was expected.

disregarding the fact that this makes no sense, i'm gonna go ahead and say that judging by your profile pic you don't look too much like david beckham but i'm not complaining

[<*)))><]

disregarding the fact that this makes no sense, i'm gonna go ahead and say that judging by your profile pic you don't look too much like david beckham but i'm not complaining
I dont look like him but we are on the same level of sexy. I helped Justin bring his sexy back

[bowl of oranges]

Never ever ever. Midgets really freak me out.

[GueroCanelo]

Never ever ever. Midgets really freak me out.

That could have been more tactful..

[Shoresline]

Theres nothing wrong with short people lol, what kind of question is that?

[bowl of oranges]

That could have been more tactful..I suppose so.

[klawansie7]

I dont look like him but we are on the same level of sexy. I helped Justin bring his sexy back
oh, obviously.

[<*)))><]

oh, obviously.
;-)

[GueroCanelo]

Theres nothing wrong with short people lol, what kind of question is that?

Of course not. The issue is whether or not people want to be romantically involved with people who are potentially sized rather differently from themselves.

[klawansie7]

Theres nothing wrong with short people lol, what kind of question is that?
this is the kind of attitude is what this thread needs more of!

[about3fitty]

only if absolutely EVERYTHING she said was a midget joke

like if we were fighting and she said "we don't see eye to eye" i would lol and forgive her

and you could be like "dont be short with me!"

or "i just wish that for once i didnt have to be the bigger person"

[GueroCanelo]

this is the kind of attitude is what this thread needs more of!

I feel like short people have gotten a lot of love in this thread even though they're small and you can't trust them

[Debut_Fin]

and you could be like "dont be short with me!"

or "i just wish that for once i didnt have to be the bigger person"

so many possibilities. worth the awkward sex

[SophGod]

I couldn't do it, I guess I'm just not a big enough man.



.....has this joke been used in this thread yet?

[klawansie7]

I feel like short people have gotten a lot of love in this thread even though they're small and you can't trust them
i can be trusted i promise!

[GueroCanelo]

Suure

[luckyforsome]

I don't think I could. I don't see myself ever being with someone that much shorter than me tbh

[Big_Guy]

no, not really attracted to midgets/dwarfs.

[tonighttonight0]

Definitely, how could you say no to it?

[GueroCanelo]

Definitely, how could you say no to it?

I don't follow

[klawansie7]

Suure
i swear!! i make up for my lack of height with big boobs and a really loud voice. the combination runs in my family...

[GueroCanelo]

i swear!! i make up for my lack of height with big boobs and a really loud voice. the combination runs in my family...

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure both of those things are signs of trustworthiness. My bad.

[klawansie7]

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure both of those things are signs of trustworthiness. My bad.
how rude.

[GueroCanelo]

Haha that does sound terribly sarcastic when you read it. oops

[Alex DiVincenzo]

If I fell in love with them, of course. But I can't imagine myself finding a little person attractive.

[In2deep]

Probably not. I'm not interested in guys shorter than me.

[Two Headed Girl]

I've dated a couple girls who fell into the "legal midget" or w/e realm. I'm only 5'6/5'7 myself so I don't get much attention from normal height girls :-/

[bung]

What about a retarded person? Like, really retarded. Would that even be legal?

[Hamlet]

No, sorry.

But don't worry, midgets can love other midgets.

[introduction]

if i fell in love, well yeah. unlikely, but yeah.

[jwicklun]

if she, as a person, could knock me off my feet of how awesome as person she was, then yes. Other than that, I hate to sound shallow, I just could'nt do it.

[imtellingseb]

just no

[COREhorizon]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c5/The_Game_you_lost.jpg

[derekmoyer4]

midgets can date midgets.

[quesosauce]

honestly they scare me, its wrong i know, but im just creeped out by them

its like that fam guy episode "wheres the rest of ya?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob8N7H6qi4I

[drevans18]

if she was cool with the jokes, then still no.

[the seventeenth]

if she was cool with the jokes, then still no.

I lol'd.

[deFobbed14yrs]

What about a retarded person? Like, really retarded. Would that even be legal?


like worse than forest gump?

[bung]

like worse than forest gump?

Are you saying you may go for someone like Forest?

[orang3m3rk3]

if she was cool with the jokes, then still no.

ahahaha, i love the jokes on here, just hope a real midget isn't reading these, it would be really demoralizing

[IJTKJH]

What about a retarded person? Like, really retarded. Would that even be legal?
i don't know how comfortable i'd feel having sex with a retard. it'd just be really awkard.

[bung]

i don't know how comfortable i'd feel having sex with a retard. it'd just be really awkard.

I wonder if someone who is legally retarded can even consent to having sex. Hm.... an interesting research topic .

[IJTKJH]

I wonder if someone who is legally retarded can even consent to having sex. Hm.... an interesting research topic .
well, it'd be hard to argue that they weren't consenting, so i guess it could be easy sex, if you're into it an all

[Chancetobe]

No. I realized, I'm not even attracted to otherwise crazy hot guys if I don't perceive them as tall. So, I don't think I would ever date a midget.

[deFobbed14yrs]

Are you saying you may go for someone like Forest?



he was a good dude

[Smash Adams]

he was a good dude
I don't know I would want to talk to somebody I was with about more than chocolate and ping pong

[deFobbed14yrs]

I don't know I would want to talk to somebody I was with about more than chocolate and ping pong


well then forest gump isn't for you, also you're probably into chicks as well.

[aimee<3]

It depends. But sure, why not?

Btw, the title made me lol for a minute.

yeah same here it depends.... they would just be super shorter than me haha cause im like 5'9 5'10