Your extremes?

[Pawan1993]

What's the most extreme thing you've ever done?
Whether it's for a person or just for laughs?

I gotta say its probably in 8th grade when we had a substitute. I told her i preferred to be called Ben Dover (yeah I know its immature) and then she wrote it down.
My actual English teacher reads the roll and she is known for being the most strict teacher in school. So yeah, i got screwed up that day.
Probably other crazy shit I've done but this comes first to mind.

[Deadbolt23]

You are one badass motherfucker.

[DevinDomino]

One time I shot a man just to watch him die.

[Pawan1993]

You are one badass motherfucker.
:L
I wish there was something I done that would be as stupid as what other people might come up with.
Sarcasm can be such a bitch aye?

[introduction]

I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.

[DanTGD]

I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.

Legen - wait for it...

[Metal Now]

I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.

WIN.

One time I made out with one of my best friend's sister while he slept next to us. There's not a day I don't thank God that guy is a deep sleeper.

[tottivillarossi]

WIN.

One time I made out with one of my best friend's sister while he slept next to us. There's not a day I don't thank God that guy is a deep sleeper.
I'd kill you for that.

[Metal Now]

I'd kill you for that.

Good thing I didn't do it to you then.

I was like 14 and she was 17/18, and you know how it is when you're that age and everything is geared towards the best possible story you can have about a girl for bragging rights. I wasn't really thinking, and she was that bit older that when it was obvious she was interested I didn't really think through the consequences. I was a dumb kid.

[Smeee]

I changed the toaster setting up from a 4 to a 5 earlier. I like to live on the edge.

[Paulie4star]

I told my girldfirend's dad we were fucking.

[Jennurna Gray]

When I was making waffles the other morning, I used extra butter and got a tummy ache. I guess I deserved to reap the consequences. Totally worth it, though.

[Paulie4star]

I told my girldfirend's dad we were fucking.
Edit: I told my girlfriend'd dad that my girlfriend and I were fucking*

[Jennurna Gray]

I told my girldfirend's dad we were fucking.
You're fucking your girlfriend's dad? You ARE badass.

[Jennurna Gray]

Edit: I told my girlfriend'd dad that my girlfriend and I were fucking*
Nevermind, compared to what I thought it said, your accomplishment is not extreme anymore. Try again.

[Paulie4star]

You're fucking your girlfriend's dad? You ARE badass.
Thank God I got the "Edit" in there before your reply =)

[Paulie4star]

Nevermind, compared to what I thought it said, your accomplishment is not extreme anymore. Try again.
I stayed up past midnight last night?

[Jennurna Gray]

I stayed up past midnight last night?
I wish you could see my face right now. My expression is pure envy.

[tottivillarossi]

Good thing I didn't do it to you then.

I was like 14 and she was 17/18, and you know how it is when you're that age and everything is geared towards the best possible story you can have about a girl for bragging rights. I wasn't really thinking, and she was that bit older that when it was obvious she was interested I didn't really think through the consequences. I was a dumb kid.
So, she raped you?

[Akissforher]

What's the most extreme thing you've ever done?
Whether it's for a person or just for laughs?

I gotta say its probably in 8th grade when we had a substitute. I told her i preferred to be called Ben Dover (yeah I know its immature) and then she wrote it down.
My actual English teacher reads the roll and she is known for being the most strict teacher in school. So yeah, i got screwed up that day.
Probably other crazy shit I've done but this comes first to mind.

sweet brag...

[Metal Now]

So, she raped you?

We didn't fuck so... No.

[COREhorizon]

Ecstasy

[tottivillarossi]

We didn't fuck so... No.
She's a pervert.

[Laural666]

What's the most extreme thing you've ever done?
Whether it's for a person or just for laughs?

I gotta say its probably in 8th grade when we had a substitute. I told her i preferred to be called Ben Dover (yeah I know its immature) and then she wrote it down.
My actual English teacher reads the roll and she is known for being the most strict teacher in school. So yeah, i got screwed up that day.
Probably other crazy shit I've done but this comes first to mind.
So did she call you ben dover all cass period?
Or did she figure out you were just fucking with her?

[Metal Now]

She's a pervert.

Well I haven't seen her in a very long time, but yeah. I looked pretty old for my age though I guess. Yeah it's a weird story. But it was one of the most extreme things I've done. My life since then has been pretty non-extreme.

[mantipede]

I slept with an ex about 5 feet away from her 6'11, 250lb brother. I haven't seen him in 4 years but I'm still waiting for him to jump around a corner and roundhouse me.

[klawansie7]

One time I shot a man just to watch him die.
johnny cash!

[julietelizabeth]

I cut my fringe off when I was about seven - not just cut it short, cut it OFF.
I was wild, back then.

[terror_91]

I told my girldfirend's dad we were fucking.
HAHA.

Saw you quote yourself and then reread it haha.

I stole my friends spotify invite code the other day.

[Steiny29]

i told the police ben roethlisberger raped me

[DevinDomino]

johnny cash!

hahahahahaha
yep.

[Metal Now]

Oh yeah a friend (another guy) and I were on the train when a bunch of chavs (I really don't know the American equivalent, basically poorly educated pricks with anger problems in tracksuits) come into the carriage we were in pretty much on our own. They sit down a couple seats down and start laughing at us talking perfectly innocently and start referring to us as "Them gays" and saying we're in "The gay carriage".

So my friend and I hold hands. The whole fucking train journey.

[terror_91]

Oh yeah a friend (another guy) and I were on the train when a bunch of chavs (I really don't know the American equivalent, basically poorly educated pricks with anger problems in tracksuits) come into the carriage we were in pretty much on our own. They sit down a couple seats down and start laughing at us talking perfectly innocently and start referring to us as "Them gays" and saying we're in "The gay carriage".

So my friend and I hold hands. The whole fucking train journey.
That's badass.

The last chavs that got on the met with me, surrounded me, started doing coke. I thought that if one of them gets aggressive, I'm dead.

[maxvsmaradona]

I blew smoke in a 17 year old's face on Friday. He refused to take his Lexus that his daddy bought him off my property after I kicked him out of my house during my sister's sweet house party. Nobody acts like a cunt with me when I have a lit cigarette in my hand.

[klawansie7]

hahahahahaha
yep.
my history of rock 'n' roll teacher loves him.

[Metal Now]

That's badass.

The last chavs that got on the met with me, surrounded me, started doing coke. I thought that if one of them gets aggressive, I'm dead.

God I hate the fucking chavs. My sisters have these American friends they had over for a week or so, and we showed them what chavs were. They left enlightened.

[Kassie09]

Most of the XTREME things i've done i can't even remember ..CAUSE THEYRE THAT xTREME

[bung]

i drink caffeinated mt. dew. motherfucker.

[kieza]

I illegally downloaded a music track once from a file sharing site.

[SLoT]

I iron on the top of mountains wearing only fur from bears I killed along the way to the top. Extreme.

Here is a photo of me ironing underwater on the same trip. I killed two great white sharks right after this picture was taken. There is no picture of this because of all the blood in the water.
http://martestine.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/extreme_ironing1.jpg

Here is a picture of my dad (who is wicked extreme) doing what he does best. Extreme Aggressive Air Painting
http://blogs.rapidcityjournal.com/outdoors/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pollock_sylvanss.jpg

[joeyjoey]

The most extreme thing I can think of was when I took psilocybin mushrooms, I was in a completely different world. I'm currently planning a 1 month trip to Australia and New Zealand... that should be pretty extreme.

[greenteaallday]

I blew smoke in a 17 year old's face on Friday. He refused to take his Lexus that his daddy bought him off my property after I kicked him out of my house during my sister's sweet house party. Nobody acts like a cunt with me when I have a lit cigarette in my hand.


That's just gay.

[kwsqd]

landed a plane after an in-air emergency.

[Ari Christos]

I told my teacher a joke the other day I probably shouldn't have. I called her over where my friends and I sit towards the end of class and asked "What's the difference between jelly and jam?" and when she asked what I replied "I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

[maxvsmaradona]

That's just gay.

I know he was. The little fuck was pissing me off and I was drunk. The shit head had it coming to him.

[HometownHero]

Had sex with a bunch of hookers unprotected. I live on the edge

[squee42]

Here is a photo of me ironing underwater on the same trip. I killed two great white sharks right after this picture was taken. There is no picture of this because of all the blood in the water.
http://martestine.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/extreme_ironing1.jpg


That's so insanely awesome.

[joeyjoey]

I told my teacher a joke the other day I probably shouldn't have. I called her over where my friends and I sit towards the end of class and asked "What's the difference between jelly and jam?" and when she asked what I replied "I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
Hahahahah, DETENTION!!!

[InBetweenAisles]

I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there.

I love the How I Met Your Mother reference. Hilarious show.

[DelilahOnFire]

my history of rock 'n' roll teacher loves him.

Glenn Gass?

[roughroads]

i told the police ben roethlisberger raped me
I might have a tiny man crush on you...

[limepomegranate]

It was 6th grade, when you still play those learning "games". The prizes were tootsie pops and I won one. My teacher gave me an orange one which is not one of my favorite flavors. I saw she had red ones which is my favorite so I asked for one and she said no. So I told her I was severely allergic to the orange dye and told her i'd tell my parents she was trying to kill me. I got a red one.

[Macbeth.]

One time I shot a man just to watch him die.


HAHAHAHH

[the seventeenth]

... just recently, actually- I've been wearing the same boxers since this morning.

[klawansie7]

Glenn Gass?
yes! have you taken one of his classes or do you just know of him?

[<*)))><]

I like to disable my security software then open up attachment from unknown senders. If they come with an option to download I do it not to mention all my passwords are 1234.

[liarsenic678]

I once killed a kids parents, made chilli out of their bodies and fed it to him.

[xcloud66x]

I stuck my hand in a toaster when I was 2. It's like a birthmark of my stupidity now. Or maybe the stupidity of my parents for having left me next to the toaster.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I changed the toaster setting up from a 4 to a 5 earlier. I like to live on the edge.

haha soo funny

[NoNameHere]

I once killed a kids parents, made chilli out of their bodies and fed it to him.

Scott Tenorman?

[crimsonandclovr]

Legen - wait for it...

....and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is....

[FBTMOPenguins]

I'm on the atkins and I slipped a few cupcakes.

[DelilahOnFire]

yes! have you taken one of his classes or do you just know of him?

Yeah I took Z401: Music of the Beatles and really really enjoyed it. His classes are a lot of fun.

[Clark]

I really don't know the American equivalent, basically poorly educated pricks with anger problems in tracksuits
We call them New Jerseyans.

[Clark]

....and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is....
dairy! Legen-dary!

[klawansie7]

Yeah I took Z401: Music of the Beatles and really really enjoyed it. His classes are a lot of fun.
ohh i want to take that one! right now i'm in Z201, rock roots to the british invasion.

[Pawan1993]

So did she call you ben dover all cass period?
Or did she figure out you were just fucking with her?
Lol\she actually believed me. The joke ended up failing coz she called me Ben instead -.-
Wasn't worth the interview she had with my parents though.

[CTMarshall]

I stole a truck once. Sure, it had been sitting on the side of the road for weeks and my friend had to get it running, but I drove that sucker right into the river. XTREME!

[Pawan1993]

One extreme that I'll probably never forget is giving up porn, swearing and gaming all for a girl.
She made me a better person, although it eventually turned out horrible in the end.

[Metal Now]

We call them New Jerseyans.

"Hey guys, I just did a massive New Jersey in there, you might wanna stay out of there for a while".

[Metal Now]

One extreme that I'll probably never forget is giving up porn, swearing and gaming all for a girl.
She made me a better person, although it eventually turned out horrible in the end.

After you broke up did you just go on a massive binge? Like, playing a porn game and screaming "CUNTFUCK" whenever you lose?

[Pawan1993]

After you broke up did you just go on a massive binge? Like, playing a porn game and screaming "CUNTFUCK" whenever you lose?
Nah lol.
I'm one of those unlucky guys that has become a friend with that girl but not any closer.
She told me to stop doing those things, coz she was a really good friend and all, I did.
And then when she found out, it all turned ugly.
But I've been pretty happy in my life without those things.
It'd be pretty cool if I did though.
If I ever do, be sure I'll record it and post it here.

[Metal Now]

Nah lol.
I'm one of those unlucky guys that has become a friend with that girl but not any closer.
She told me to stop doing those things, coz she was a really good friend and all, I did.
And then when she found out, it all turned ugly.
But I've been pretty happy in my life without those things.
It'd be pretty cool if I did though.
If I ever do, be sure I'll record it and post it here.

Aww I'm sorry man.

But you should try it sometime. It's pretty wild.

[Pawan1993]

Aww I'm sorry man.

But you should try it sometime. It's pretty wild.
No worries man. I'm on a late new years resolution to forget it all :L
Swearing I can't live without but the others I'm sure I can survive without.

I'll make sure I'll try it.
Grab some game off my friends fone and I'll try doing that in school lol.

[Metal Now]

No worries man. I'm on a late new years resolution to forget it all :L
Swearing I can't live without but the others I'm sure I can survive without.

I'll make sure I'll try it.
Grab some game off my friends fone and I'll try doing that in school lol.

Why'd she suggest you stop gaming anyway? I didn't realise that was a vice. If it is maybe she should stop going to see movies.

Oh of course, there's no other place to do it than school.

[Macbeth.]

One extreme that I'll probably never forget is giving up porn, swearing and gaming all for a girl.
She made me a better person, although it eventually turned out horrible in the end.

Wow, didn't see that one coming

[Laural666]

Lol\she actually believed me. The joke ended up failing coz she called me Ben instead -.-
Wasn't worth the interview she had with my parents though.
Haha that's what i was thinking.
It probably would have been a little bit better if she would have called you Mr. Dover.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

one time a few of my friends attacked me and a couple other guys with nerf guns and such, so I jumped on top of his car as he was driving away and crawled up to the sunroof without him knowing and knocked on it. they freaked out, stopped, and a brief wrestling match ensued.

[mymusicismylife]

I stole a girl who was going to get engaged soon. I broke up with her two months later.

Oh wait, that just makes me an asshole...

[Charles777]

I got into some fights and jumped off of a roof.

[liarsenic678]

Scott Tenorman?

Yeah howd u know

[only the clouds]

I licked a caterpillar once

[wall e]

Went to a graveyard. Did a shit on a tombstone.

[elz125]

Went to a graveyard. Did a shit on a tombstone.

Mighty Boosh? Didn't know anybody else in the US watched that other than me.

[wall e]

Mighty Boosh? Didn't know anybody else in the US watched that other than me.

:D

[about3fitty]

Good thing I didn't do it to you then.

I was like 14 and she was 17/18, and you know how it is when you're that age and everything is geared towards the best possible story you can have about a girl for bragging rights. I wasn't really thinking, and she was that bit older that when it was obvious she was interested I didn't really think through the consequences. I was a dumb kid.

i dont believe you

[Metal Now]

i dont believe you

Seriously? It's not even that crazy a story.

[Metal Now]

:D

We had Hitler in here the other day!

... I did a shit on him!

[frenchatticus]

When I was in seventh grade, a kid paid me twenty bucks to climb a tree and pee from the top of it at school.
There's probably something better, but that was fun stuff.

[about3fitty]

Seriously? It's not even that crazy a story.

i dont believe you


edit: unless shes really ugly

[Pawan1993]

Why'd she suggest you stop gaming anyway? I didn't realise that was a vice. If it is maybe she should stop going to see movies.

Oh of course, there's no other place to do it than school.
Well, it was kind of my decision. She made me realise that video games are a waste of time, money and really do distract you from a lot of other things you can do. I failed quite a few tests because of gaming.

Ahh, of course. A place where the risks are high. Makes it more fun too :)

[Pawan1993]

Haha that's what i was thinking.
It probably would have been a little bit better if she would have called you Mr. Dover.
Well my actual English teacher called me that because the other teacher wrote it down on the roll.
It got annoying after a while because she never called me by my real name for the rest of the year lol.

[Pawan1993]

Wow, didn't see that one coming
What's so surprising?

[Macbeth.]

What's so surprising?

Haha, I was kidding. It sounds like you're saying "It was this great girl, she made me change everything about me to fit what she thought I should be...it actually didn't work out! :O "

[Laural666]

Well my actual English teacher called me that because the other teacher wrote it down on the roll.
It got annoying after a while because she never called me by my real name for the rest of the year lol.
Haha thats funny,
so im thinking you go to a big school,
because here, everybody knows everybody,
our school has only like 400 people in it.

[Metal Now]

i dont believe you


edit: unless shes really ugly

Haha she was pretty desperate. Not stunning, but not in my opinion unattractive.

[Metal Now]

Well, it was kind of my decision. She made me realise that video games are a waste of time, money and really do distract you from a lot of other things you can do. I failed quite a few tests because of gaming.

Ahh, of course. A place where the risks are high. Makes it more fun too :)

Ah I see, when it gets to that point I suppose it's time to stop. Shame it didn't work out dude. You should greet her with a firm "How the fuck are you?" next time you see her.

[Pawan1993]

Haha, I was kidding. It sounds like you're saying "It was this great girl, she made me change everything about me to fit what she thought I should be...it actually didn't work out! :O "
Lol. I get what you're saying... finally.

[Pawan1993]

Haha thats funny,
so im thinking you go to a big school,
because here, everybody knows everybody,
our school has only like 400 people in it.
:O
Only 400?
Geez, we got like 1200+ kids in our school. There's like 400 in my grade alone lol.

[Pawan1993]

Ah I see, when it gets to that point I suppose it's time to stop. Shame it didn't work out dude. You should greet her with a firm "How the fuck are you?" next time you see her.
Ahh well. It's life I guess.
Can't do anything about it. Lol that is actually a very good idea. If only I still talked to her lol.

[Laural666]

:O
Only 400?
Geez, we got like 1200+ kids in our school. There's like 400 in my grade alone lol.
Wow!

[Pawan1993]

Wow!
It's amazing really, we also have 2 very small campuses and it's in the CBD of the city were in. Surprisingly, they're allowing more and more kids in to the school.

[Laural666]

It's amazing really, we also have 2 very small campuses and it's in the CBD of the city were in. Surprisingly, they're allowing more and more kids in to the school.

That's awesome, our school consists of an elementary, middle and high school all on the same campus.

[broaddplease]

I licked a caterpillar once
that is hilarious.

[Pawan1993]

That's awesome, our school consists of an elementary, middle and high school all on the same campus.
The thing is, the principal wastes all the money on her shitty stuff and buys stuff that doesn't work.
We have to try and learn in 30 degree heat without an air con!! Celsius btw.

[only the clouds]

that is hilarious.
It is also true haha

[Laural666]

The thing is, the principal wastes all the money on her shitty stuff and buys stuff that doesn't work.
We have to try and learn in 30 degree heat without an air con!! Celsius btw.
Oh, that sucks.
Before I seen that you put Celsius I thought I was talking to a dumbass lol.

[Pawan1993]

Oh, that sucks.
Before I seen that you put Celsius I thought I was talking to a dumbass lol.
Lol. Come one I'm not that stupid am I?
We use celsius here in oz and I just realised that most people here are from the US and use Fahrenheit, so I noted that down.

[chrisstahl]

there was this one time, we stayed up way past midnight... *heh heh*

[Jaimehere]

I ATE THE LAST COOKIE

http://www.toomanychefs.com/images/cookie_monster.jpg

[Laural666]

Lol. Come one I'm not that stupid am I?
We use celsius here in oz and I just realised that most people here are from the US and use Fahrenheit, so I noted that down.
Oh I see, well I don't know Celsius.
Glad you used farenheit lol.

[Pawan1993]

Oh I see, well I don't know Celsius.
Glad you used farenheit lol.
i din't know how fahrenheit works lol
All I know is numbers that are of higher extremes than celsius.

[Laural666]

i din't know how fahrenheit works lol
All I know is numbers that are of higher extremes than celsius.
Yes they are.

[Pawan1993]

Yes they are.
How can you not get confused with them?

[Laural666]

How can you not get confused with them?
Well i have never learned celsius,
so all i know is farenheit, therefor i don't get confused.

[Pawan1993]

Well i have never learned celsius,
so all i know is farenheit, therefor i don't get confused.
Well I guess that makes sense.
I've never been taught fahrenheit lol.

[Fullblast]

I once punched a dead bloated fish