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roughroads
03/09/10, 02:18 PM
Me and a couple buddies haven't watched the movie Jurassic Park in a while, and thus we decided it's time to give it another watch.
BUT; this time around, in order to increase the level of sheer awesomeness we're going to turn this great movie, it into a legendary drinking game.
So i was wondering if anyone has any suggestions....
The plan was for it to be shot based, but I'm open to any suggestions.
(I was originally thinking "a shot every time something awesome happens" but then remembered my Top Gun fiasco and how out of hand that got)
What you got?!
Prestonxsmith
03/09/10, 02:21 PM
Every time Jeff Goldblum says something cheesy, take a shot.
WakingTheMisery
03/09/10, 02:25 PM
Well only three people die in the first one, so it is tough.
nK6xmrndrww
Smash Adams
03/09/10, 02:33 PM
every time you see a dinosaur take a shot
himynameiszack
03/09/10, 03:06 PM
Every time Jeff Goldblum says something cheesy, take a shot.
The person who decides to play the "take a shot every time Jeff Goldblum acts well" game is then the official designated driver.
mantipede
03/09/10, 03:09 PM
Add on the rule "Every time menacing music plays, finish your beer (or take a shot)". Or "Every time Sam Neill looks concerned, take a shot".
yoyostring
03/09/10, 03:12 PM
how about drink every time someone says "Jurassic Park."
cuzimlefthanded
03/09/10, 03:26 PM
Take a shot everytime a character makes this face :jawdrop: and/or screams
RiCCioLi
03/09/10, 03:43 PM
take a shot everytime u see the jurrasic park logo
Take a shot for every herbivorous dinosaur you see. Though carnivores would be far less messy...
achassi
03/09/10, 04:07 PM
take the best shot of the night when the girl says "He left us!"
A shot for every time a dinosaur roars.
take a shot every time you wonder if the girl will grow up to be hot.
or the little kid will grow up to be gay.
doyouhas?
03/09/10, 04:22 PM
Take a shot every time hi jinks ensue.
Jake Gyllenhaal
03/09/10, 04:28 PM
Take a double shot when Nedry gets blasted in the face like a Jackson Pollack painting.
NateFoundGlory
03/09/10, 05:00 PM
take a shot everytime u see the jurrasic park logo
I strongly like this one.
quesosauce
03/09/10, 05:36 PM
take a drink anytime the word McLovin is said during superbad
roughroads
03/09/10, 05:54 PM
take a drink anytime the word McLovin is said during superbad
Oh is there a sub-plot in Jurassic Park that involves the cast and crew watching the movie Superbad?
It's been a while, I guess I forgot about that scene.
spunkmastaflex
03/09/10, 07:11 PM
Alright, i got a great drinking game for a bad bad movie. The Pacifier with Vin Diesel. Every time he does something that threatens his masculinity in it, you drink. And thats all you need and you get shitfaced
MoChroi
03/09/10, 08:15 PM
Every time Sam Neill looks like Kiefer Sutherland, take a shot
Take a double shot when Nedry gets blasted in the face like a Jackson Pollack painting.
Every time you see Nedry in the scene and wish he dies a horrible death take a shot. Or just watch an episode of Seinfeld, and do that exact same game with Newman. Oh god I hate Wayne Knight.
TinMan20
03/09/10, 08:52 PM
every scene with sam jackson....shot time.
Charles777
03/09/10, 08:55 PM
Every time Sam Neill looks like Kiefer Sutherland, take a shot
I like this one.
Steiny29
03/09/10, 10:59 PM
Take a shot every time hi jinks ensue.
my favorite game on this thread
quesosauce
03/09/10, 11:37 PM
Oh is there a sub-plot in Jurassic Park that involves the cast and crew watching the movie Superbad?
It's been a while, I guess I forgot about that scene.
wow thanks for being a douchbag
its not like my post was THAT off topic, the topic was drinking during movies, so i suggested one
but ya know what, just keep doing what you are doing, if being an internet wank off is what you want than reach for the moon! even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars
SomedayTheFire
03/10/10, 03:54 AM
wow thanks for being a douchbag
its not like my post was THAT off topic, the topic was drinking during movies, so i suggested one
but ya know what, just keep doing what you are doing, if being an internet wank off is what you want than reach for the moon! even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars
eh no.
roughroads
03/10/10, 07:00 AM
wow thanks for being a douchbag
its not like my post was THAT off topic, the topic was drinking during movies, so i suggested one
but ya know what, just keep doing what you are doing, if being an internet wank off is what you want* than reach for the moon! even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars
See but the topic wasn't drinking during movies, the topic was a drinking game for Jurassic Park... Jurassic Park in particular.
Had I asked "What are some movie drinking games?" then what you said would be a perfectly legitimate response.
But I didn't, and it wasn't.
* This is AP.net; you realize that right? Every third person here is a cunt with a superiority complex.
SouthernCross40
03/10/10, 10:10 AM
One shot for every time you hear "Uh-uh-uh, you didn't say the magic word"
...space em out
...clevah girl
love_american_style
03/10/10, 12:15 PM
Well only three people die in the first one, so it is tough.
nK6xmrndrww
:headbang:
"thats one big pile of shit"
MookieBlaylock
03/10/10, 12:59 PM
This thread is awesome!
Neo Cassady
03/10/10, 02:31 PM
Take a shot for every time this movie was awesome in the 90s.
roughroads
03/10/10, 04:30 PM
Take a shot for every time this movie was awesome in the 90s.
Come now I want to get drunk, not alcohol poisoning.
take a shot every time you wonder if the girl will grow up to be hot.
or the little kid will grow up to be gay.
hahahahahahaha! thank you!
drawndead
03/10/10, 06:10 PM
take a shot everytime you rewind it to see T Rex eat the porter potty
bandnamexmyname
03/10/10, 09:40 PM
every time someone has a surprised expression on their face, take a shot.
stupidtyonparad
03/10/10, 09:45 PM
finish the whole damn bottle every time samuel jackson says "hold on to your butts..."
and then laugh when neuman gets eaten
alert=danger
03/11/10, 04:00 AM
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/jurassic.shtml
Go with this. This site has drinking games for everything, its amazing.
Chobble
03/11/10, 09:32 AM
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/jurassic.shtml
Go with this. This site has drinking games for everything, its amazing.
...awesome.
alert=danger
03/11/10, 10:58 AM
...awesome.
I know, such an amazing website.
Can't remember so much of my university 1st year due to that site!
roughroads
03/11/10, 01:55 PM
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/jurassic.shtml
Go with this. This site has drinking games for everything, its amazing.
:appl:
Thank you!
That site is sick, going to be soo helpful.
alert=danger
03/12/10, 10:51 AM
:appl:
Thank you!
That site is sick, going to be soo helpful.
Glad I could help!
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