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watchthesky07
08/01/06, 12:36 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

escapist
08/01/06, 12:37 PM
Lol Fail.

mrzippo3
08/01/06, 01:01 PM
LoL what is this site turning into?

fcknazisympathy
08/01/06, 01:18 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

youre a ******

headclub
08/01/06, 01:21 PM
hes not the devil...hes a jew..

The Matt Kaufman
08/01/06, 01:23 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

lol um

x togepi x
08/01/06, 01:37 PM
you should probably pray for all those fake christian bands he's criticizing first.

Carlo Marx
08/01/06, 02:32 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

Fat Mike is Jewish. So, good job assuming that what he really needs is a Christian prayer, you bigotous fucktard.

boysdontcry17
08/01/06, 02:34 PM
youre a ******

lol i love this guy's comments.

boysdontcry17
08/01/06, 02:38 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

you should take a class on the evolution of english literature dating from the anglosaxons to the romantics. it'll teach you alot about religion, its evolution and why the majority of the population believed in it.

level4loser
08/01/06, 03:32 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

id prey for the guy but if i go into a church i might get raped by men in white collars.

level4loser
08/01/06, 03:33 PM
Fat Mike is Jewish. So, good job assuming that what he really needs is a Christian prayer, you bigotous fucktard.

pwned.

Czarsy
08/01/06, 05:09 PM
Crucify yourself.

Darren McLeod
08/01/06, 07:36 PM
Fat Mike is jewish?

...really?

Ilovepoprock
08/01/06, 07:52 PM
hateradeXcore!!

BILLY AGE 8
08/01/06, 10:42 PM
It doesnt even matter if he is jewish or not, he has his right to speak the way he wants, even if it offends
i mean, i should be offended, but i am not, i find it all quite humerous.

Darren McLeod
08/01/06, 11:13 PM
It doesnt even matter if he is jewish or not, he has his right to speak the way he wants, even if it offends
i mean, i should be offended, but i am not, i find it all quite humerous.
i agree to a point. making jokes and whatnot is fine, i have a great sense of humor about my religion, but singling out the religion and saying that everyone who follows the religion is an idiot or "has the brain of a child" might be taking it a bit far

mht
08/01/06, 11:48 PM
i agree to a point. making jokes and whatnot is fine, i have a great sense of humor about my religion, but singling out the religion and saying that everyone who follows the religion is an idiot or "has the brain of a child" might be taking it a bit far




and what about bands preaching that same religion to their fans who actually believe them and like it, but are getting blowjobs from sluts on the tour bus. obviously all christian bands are taking the scott stapp root in religious music on tour these days. every jesus lover needs a good hummer after their preachings to the little kids that actually believe it. so i ask you, which is worse, a little humor making fun of it, or the let down of the kids knowing that the band they belief in and pretends to have faith is actually hypocritical.

The Matt Kaufman
08/02/06, 08:07 AM
I think everyone knows that jesus hates scott stapp.

I thought hed be loved lol

Rice and Bread
08/02/06, 09:45 AM
lol christians

watchthesky07
08/02/06, 02:36 PM
i agree to a point. making jokes and whatnot is fine, i have a great sense of humor about my religion, but singling out the religion and saying that everyone who follows the religion is an idiot or "has the brain of a child" might be taking it a bit far

Agreed...there are a lot of hypocritical things that go on in the church and in the Christian music scene. I'm not going to defend either of those. But to refer to Jesus Christ as an "Idiot Son of an Asshole" (watch the Fuse Warped Tour Specials if you don't know what I mean) is going way too far.

Carlo Marx
08/02/06, 02:57 PM
Agreed...there are a lot of hypocritical things that go on in the church and in the Christian music scene. I'm not going to defend either of those. But to refer to Jesus Christ as an "Idiot Son of an Asshole" (watch the Fuse Warped Tour Specials if you don't know what I mean) is going way too far.

That song is about George W. Bush.

watchthesky07
08/02/06, 03:02 PM
That song is about George W. Bush.
Yeah originally it is...but at one of their warped tour shows this year, they said that it's about Jesus Christ. http://www.fuse.tv/upload/warpedinsideandout.php watch the episode with NOFX

Ilovepoprock
08/02/06, 04:10 PM
complete disrespect on this thread.

Venona
08/02/06, 04:22 PM
i'm not really fond of Christianity that much
i side with Fat Mike on this issue
"christianity, what a great idea!....too bad it's never been really practiced" - Ghandi

Broken Parachute
08/02/06, 04:25 PM
Fat Mike is a Jew, I found out first hand. If you go to Warped just throw a penny on stage and he stops singing to go get it. It's amazing.

love_american_style
08/02/06, 04:26 PM
Fat Mike is jewish?

...really?

yep...big, fat, kosher, bagel eating, money monging jew.

Carlo Marx
08/02/06, 04:29 PM
Fat Mike is a Jew, I found out first hand. If you go to Warped just throw a penny on stage and he stops singing to go get it. It's amazing.

And so, one of the people who had a problem with fat Mike mocking Underoath's christianity resorts to making fun of him for being jewish.

Oh, irony.

Ilovepoprock
08/02/06, 04:56 PM
Fat Mike is just trying to have some fun by stirring the pot and intentionally offend people. I don't like it, but it's no use making a big reaction to it.

Broken Parachute
08/02/06, 06:10 PM
And so, one of the people who had a problem with fat Mike mocking Underoath's christianity resorts to making fun of him for being jewish.

Oh, irony.
It was a joke, I have no clue if he's really even Jewish. So yeah, fuck you. :)

TheByrus
08/02/06, 06:26 PM
you should probably pray for all those fake christian bands he's criticizing first.


zing!

level4loser
08/02/06, 08:55 PM
That song is about George W. Bush.

goddamn dude the kids are setting you up for the pwnage left and right

mrzippo3
08/02/06, 09:17 PM
yep...big, fat, kosher, bagel eating, money monging jew.
wow, so you're the biggest piece of shit I've come across on this site

BILLY AGE 8
08/03/06, 02:33 AM
Fat Mike is a Jew, I found out first hand. If you go to Warped just throw a penny on stage and he stops singing to go get it. It's amazing.

This whole thread is hippocritical,

you hate how fat mike makes fun of christians, but yet you think its ok to make fun of jews back,

dont get my wrong, i think its ok, but i think its ok to make fun of my religion, i mean, i went to warped tour in SLC, and yes i am mormon, and yes the mormon bashing was strong, but i laughed throughout their show because of it.

turvz
08/03/06, 08:20 AM
This whole thread is hippocritical,

you hate how fat mike makes fun of christians, but yet you think its ok to make fun of jews back,

dont get my wrong, i think its ok, but i think its ok to make fun of my religion, i mean, i went to warped tour in SLC, and yes i am mormon, and yes the mormon bashing was strong, but i laughed throughout their show because of it.

*applaud* Well put!

agloriousruin
08/03/06, 08:47 AM
and what about bands preaching that same religion to their fans who actually believe them and like it, but are getting blowjobs from sluts on the tour bus. obviously all christian bands are taking the scott stapp root in religious music on tour these days. every jesus lover needs a good hummer after their preachings to the little kids that actually believe it. so i ask you, which is worse, a little humor making fun of it, or the let down of the kids knowing that the band they belief in and pretends to have faith is actually hypocritical.

Really? And you know this how? Because you've spent time with each and every Christian band in the world and you know for a fact this is going on?

I mean, seriously, talk about ignorant! If you're going to say stuff like this, at least back it up. Yes, there are probably a lot of so-called "Christian" bands that engage in such things, but you said the word "obviously" (implying that everyone can see it) and "all" (no exceptions whatsoever), which is pretty wrong, imo.

So really, I say we give 'em the benefit of the doubt. Believe they are what they say they are until they prove themselves to be otherwise. I think what Toby from Emery and Tim from UO said in that Bible Study video is exactly the point---they don't see themselves as better than anyone, they just want to be honest about what they believe, take it or leave it.

Oh, and "root" is on a plant. "ROUTE" is a path.

love_american_style
08/03/06, 08:56 AM
wow, so you're the biggest piece of shit I've come across on this site

Wow....and you cant take a joke...your worse than underoath....i'm sure fat mike would laugh at that.

mht
08/03/06, 08:57 AM
Really? And you know this how? Because you've spent time with each and every Christian band in the world and you know for a fact this is going on?

I mean, seriously, talk about ignorant! If you're going to say stuff like this, at least back it up. Yes, there are probably a lot of so-called "Christian" bands that engage in such things, but you said the word "obviously" (implying that everyone can see it) and "all" (no exceptions whatsoever), which is pretty wrong, imo.

So really, I say we give 'em the benefit of the doubt. Believe they are what they say they are until they prove themselves to be otherwise. I think what Toby from Emery and Tim from UO said in that Bible Study video is exactly the point---they don't see themselves as better than anyone, they just want to be honest about what they believe, take it or leave it.

Oh, and "root" is on a plant. "ROUTE" is a path.


http://fuse.tv/upload/viewfile.php?sortby=date&id=1468&w=355&h=285


now shut the fuck up and go hang out with underoath and dont believe in dinosaurs.

Darren McLeod
08/03/06, 09:20 AM
http://fuse.tv/upload/viewfile.php?sortby=date&id=1468&w=355&h=285


now shut the fuck up and go hang out with underoath and dont believe in dinosaurs.
someone's a meanie.

The Matt Kaufman
08/03/06, 09:47 AM
I can tell theres some love in this thread

Bean
08/03/06, 09:50 AM
How do you not believe in dinosaurs when there are bones and stuff?

The government must have made them.

I always had a fun time laughing at the uber-stupid-Christians who'd come up with these irrational theories, like humans were around at the same time dinosaurs were. They'd try to justify the stupidness by asking, "Were you there!?"

Carlo Marx
08/03/06, 09:56 AM
This thread is dumb.

normalgene
08/03/06, 09:58 AM
hippocritical

hahahah is that a hippo that's very critical of everyone?


It's like a holy war in here. This is why I think religion is garbage in any form. It just causes people to fight and argue to no end. Believe whatever you want to believe.....just please keep it to yourself.

ShadowCloud
08/03/06, 10:00 AM
religion... what's that...
i don't need it...
i'm surprised that there's still someone who have beliefs in such things...
peace & love!

Bean
08/03/06, 10:10 AM
*points Masamune at Cloud*

Shatter590
08/03/06, 10:27 AM
i shall confer with Buddha for this unenlightened mans soul

ShadowCloud
08/03/06, 10:43 AM
*points Masamune at Cloud*

XD

watchthesky07
08/03/06, 02:30 PM
This thread is dumb. Yeah the point of this thread wasn't to start a big pissing match between Underoath and NOFX fans or Christians and those who aren't. It's just a suggestion to Christians to keep Fat Mike in their prayers. If he's just joking about all the stuff he's says about Jesus, that's fine I guess (It's still pretty offensive...but I guess that's the point). But if he truly believes all the things, it's kinda sad.

x togepi x
08/03/06, 02:52 PM
but why do you think a christian prayer will help fix the so-called problems of a jewish man?

that's my problem with this thread. we have some christian people claiming fat mike is bad for being intolerant and then using a prayer for him rooted in intolerance. or we have people who complain about fat mike's joke about christians turning around and making jokes about jews.

If Fat Mike had cancer or something and you were praying for God to heal him, that'd be fine. You guys are praying that he'll change his stance on your religion. Your prayer is based on the idea that he's wrong and you don't like it so you might as well fix him.


some of you guys are being just as bad as he is. not everyone who was offended by fat mike...but some people.

watchthesky07
08/03/06, 03:29 PM
but why do you think a christian prayer will help fix the so-called problems of a jewish man?

that's my problem with this thread. we have some christian people claiming fat mike is bad for being intolerant and then using a prayer for him rooted in intolerance. or we have people who complain about fat mike's joke about christians turning around and making jokes about jews.

If Fat Mike had cancer or something and you were praying for God to heal him, that'd be fine. You guys are praying that he'll change his stance on your religion. Your prayer is based on the idea that he's wrong and you don't like it so you might as well fix him.


some of you guys are being just as bad as he is. not everyone who was offended by fat mike...but some people.

You're asking a good question...so I'll do my best to explain. First of all, it's what Jesus would do. In Matthew 5:43-48, he tells his followers to "love their enemies and pray for those who do wrong to them". After hearing a lot of Fat Mike's comments, my first reaction was anger and disgust towards him. But after thinking about it, I realized that Fat Mike didn't need some angry email from me telling him to burn in hell...he needs prayer. All of the things that he highlights when criticizing Christianity are the negative abuses of it. Jesus never taught his disciples to hate homosexuals or support the war in Iraq. I'm praying that Fat Mike will realize that Jesus taught people to love their neighbor and to care for others. In addition to that, he suffers from alchoholism, something that can be really dangerous and harmful to him, I'm hoping that God will heal him (alchoholism is considered a disease) and that he can take better care of himself. While I admit, I would be happy if he became a Christian, that's not what the prayer is about. It's for him to understand the teachings of Christ better and a prayer for his health and safety.

x togepi x
08/03/06, 03:41 PM
see....the cool part of your post is when you talk about curing his alcoholism. i can get behind that if he really has it. I've never heard of that, but I don't really follow nofx.


but I have to know, how do you know he doesn't understand the teachings of Christ? Just because he disagrees with it, doesn't mean he doesn't understand it. I agree, he probably shouldn't say things in the same manner he has, but he still could have a fairly good grasp of it. i don't think any of us has really sat down and had a talk about religion with him.

I don't see how Fat Mike is your enemy.Most of his attacks on Christianity are merely attacks on fundamentalism. Since most fundamentalists tell you that their way is the only christian way there is, fat mike's real attacks are "if you buy this fundamentalist bs about why we should kill homosexuals, etc then you have a small brain since you haven't even really read the book you claim to follow your life on.

As wrong as it is, fundamentalism actually does represent christianity to a lot of people who aren't christian. most nonchristians have had the run in with the random pissed off fundamentalist who screams that we're going to hell and are horrible people. Some people just aren't fortunate enough to have met a real christian. If anything, people shouldn't be cricitizing fat mike, they should be showing how his attacks don't really fit them or taking the battle back to their own religion and showing the fundamentalists how their positions aren't biblically sound.

watchthesky07
08/03/06, 03:59 PM
see....the cool part of your post is when you talk about curing his alcoholism. i can get behind that if he really has it. I've never heard of that, but I don't really follow nofx.


but I have to know, how do you know he doesn't understand the teachings of Christ? Just because he disagrees with it, doesn't mean he doesn't understand it. I agree, he probably shouldn't say things in the same manner he has, but he still could have a fairly good grasp of it. i don't think any of us has really sat down and had a talk about religion with him.

I don't see how Fat Mike is your enemy.Most of his attacks on Christianity are merely attacks on fundamentalism. Since most fundamentalists tell you that their way is the only christian way there is, fat mike's real attacks are "if you buy this fundamentalist bs about why we should kill homosexuals, etc then you have a small brain since you haven't even really read the book you claim to follow your life on.

As wrong as it is, fundamentalism actually does represent christianity to a lot of people who aren't christian. most nonchristians have had the run in with the random pissed off fundamentalist who screams that we're going to hell and are horrible people. Some people just aren't fortunate enough to have met a real christian. If anything, people shouldn't be cricitizing fat mike, they should be showing how his attacks don't really fit them or taking the battle back to their own religion and showing the fundamentalists how their positions aren't biblically sound.

Agreed.. Christians can be doing a lot more to show Jesus's love to others. Praying for Fat Mike, rather than condemning him is one way to do this...but it certainly shouldn't stop there. Jesus said to give to the poor and to take care of the earth, (two things many fundamentalists completely ignore) if more Christians would do that rather than just jumping on a political bandwagon and slapping a 'W' sticker on their car, I think people would have a much idea of what it means to follow Christ.

fcknazisympathy
08/03/06, 09:23 PM
Agreed.. Christians can be doing a lot more to show Jesus's love to others. Praying for Fat Mike, rather than condemning him is one way to do this...but it certainly shouldn't stop there. Jesus said to give to the poor and to take care of the earth, (two things many fundamentalists completely ignore) if more Christians would do that rather than just jumping on a political bandwagon and slapping a 'W' sticker on their car, I think people would have a much idea of what it means to follow Christ.

Shut the fuck up, bible pusher, noone gives a fuck about your fake ass book. GTFO immeadiately


YOUR BRAIN IS CLAY
WHATS GOING ON?
YOU PICKED UP A BIBLE
AND NOW YOUR GONE

ITS IN YOUR HEAD
ITS IN YOUR HEAD
FILLER

YOU CALL IT RELIGION
YOUR
FULL
OF
SHIT!

Ian Mackaye > Catholics

mattsmannequin
08/03/06, 10:01 PM
I think you are missing the point (togepi). When someone like myself or the person who created this thread (im assuming) says to pray for fat mike, it's not to 'fix' anything. It's really not about intolerance. At least that's one guy. The Bible teaches that we shoudl share the good news of christ and that is what me and the thread poster (again, assuming) wants to see happen. Because I/we want to see Fat Mike or any given non-christian experience God. I believe nothing is better than God. So it would be great to see anyone including Fat Mike who seems to not care for religion find God.

mattsmannequin
08/03/06, 10:02 PM
Shut the fuck up, bible pusher, noone gives a fuck about your fake ass book. GTFO immeadiately


YOUR BRAIN IS CLAY
WHATS GOING ON?
YOU PICKED UP A BIBLE
AND NOW YOUR GONE

ITS IN YOUR HEAD
ITS IN YOUR HEAD
FILLER

YOU CALL IT RELIGION
YOUR
FULL
OF
SHIT!

Ian Mackaye > Catholics

Joke or not, that hurts.

mht
08/03/06, 10:09 PM
god damn pillowpants loving christians.

Carlo Marx
08/03/06, 10:14 PM
god damn pillowpants loving christians.

Fucking listerfiends.

x togepi x
08/03/06, 10:18 PM
I think you are missing the point (togepi). When someone like myself or the person who created this thread (im assuming) says to pray for fat mike, it's not to 'fix' anything. It's really not about intolerance. At least that's one guy. The Bible teaches that we shoudl share the good news of christ and that is what me and the thread poster (again, assuming) wants to see happen. Because I/we want to see Fat Mike or any given non-christian experience God. I believe nothing is better than God. So it would be great to see anyone including Fat Mike who seems to not care for religion find God.

I understand what you're saying entirely.

The thing is Fat Mike thinks he's doing the same thing you guys are doing. You can't criticize him for making such statements when you're hopeing someone else will find religion. From your standpoint, it's very noble and you obviously are doing it for good reasons. I'm not questioning that.

The thing is, you're trying to save his soul. In his mind, he's trying to save people from what he would consider to be wasting their lives on religion because he believes it's fake, just like you believe that there's nothing better then God. It's the same thing in different packages.

Obviously, you're being good spirited, while some of what fat mike is doing is fairly mean spirited, but it's still pretty much the same action.

don't get me wrong. do what you believe is right. I'm not criticizing you carrying out said prayer or anyone else for that manner. what i'm saying is that people shouldn't be bashing fat mike for what he said because it offends them and then turn around and pray that he changes his mind.

For example, I make statements about hardcore fundamentalist christians all the time. I don't want those people saving my soul. If they're right, then I'm happy to go to hell because I refuse to worship a god that doesn't think gay people deserve rights and treats women as second class citizens. (and before someone complains, I'm not implying that all christians are like this.)


on a completely different note: who here knows underoath's stance on gay marriage and gay rights? I'd like to know.

mht
08/03/06, 10:59 PM
Fucking listerfiends.


yea they need to go watch lord of the rings trilogy and all those cool things christians do these days when they are in those hardcore solid state christian bands.

bigmike
08/03/06, 11:50 PM
Shut the fuck up, bible pusher, noone gives a fuck about your fake ass book. GTFO immeadiately


YOUR BRAIN IS CLAY
WHATS GOING ON?
YOU PICKED UP A BIBLE
AND NOW YOUR GONE

ITS IN YOUR HEAD
ITS IN YOUR HEAD
FILLER

YOU CALL IT RELIGION
YOUR
FULL
OF
SHIT!

Ian Mackaye > Catholics
please learn to spell and use correct punctuation. kthx.

Ilovepoprock
08/04/06, 12:14 AM
I understand what you're saying entirely.

The thing is Fat Mike thinks he's doing the same thing you guys are doing. You can't criticize him for making such statements when you're hopeing someone else will find religion. From your standpoint, it's very noble and you obviously are doing it for good reasons. I'm not questioning that.

The thing is, you're trying to save his soul. In his mind, he's trying to save people from what he would consider to be wasting their lives on religion because he believes it's fake, just like you believe that there's nothing better then God. It's the same thing in different packages.

Obviously, you're being good spirited, while some of what fat mike is doing is fairly mean spirited, but it's still pretty much the same action.

don't get me wrong. do what you believe is right. I'm not criticizing you carrying out said prayer or anyone else for that manner. what i'm saying is that people shouldn't be bashing fat mike for what he said because it offends them and then turn around and pray that he changes his mind.

For example, I make statements about hardcore fundamentalist christians all the time. I don't want those people saving my soul. If they're right, then I'm happy to go to hell because I refuse to worship a god that doesn't think gay people deserve rights and treats women as second class citizens. (and before someone complains, I'm not implying that all christians are like this.)


on a completely different note: who here knows underoath's stance on gay marriage and gay rights? I'd like to know.

i agree with you. But like you said, what Fat Mike is doing, i think IS mean spirited, which changes the whole situation. I raelly don't think he is doing this with our same intentions. know what I mean?

i have no idea what underoaths stance on gay marriage is, it would be interesting to know.

truepunk
08/04/06, 12:25 AM
OMG No one knows that the whole thing is meant jokingly, the members of underOath even said so themselves.

dbarker02
08/04/06, 12:32 AM
Either way, Underoath still have awful fashion sense.

underoathfob55
08/04/06, 12:48 AM
Either way, Underoath still have awful fashion sense.

you know how i can tell you're gay?

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 12:49 AM
this thread is crazy.

x togepi x
08/04/06, 12:52 AM
i really hope someone can answer my question....preferably with a link.

and don't just say "well they're christian, so they hate gays" because I'm pretty sure they don't.

dbarker02
08/04/06, 09:33 AM
you know how i can tell you're gay?

I don't know, why don't you go ahead and make some smartass quip that's not founded in anything beyond your [apparent] awful taste in haircuts/clothing/music? Let's hear what you have to say, smart guy.

watchthesky07
08/04/06, 09:34 AM
Shut the fuck up, bible pusher, noone gives a fuck about your fake ass book. GTFO immeadiately


YOUR BRAIN IS CLAY
WHATS GOING ON?
YOU PICKED UP A BIBLE
AND NOW YOUR GONE

ITS IN YOUR HEAD
ITS IN YOUR HEAD
FILLER

YOU CALL IT RELIGION
YOUR
FULL
OF
SHIT!

Ian Mackaye > Catholics

wow...I guess you are right and I'm wrong....What have I been thinking all these years!!???

fcknazisympathy
08/04/06, 09:49 AM
you know how i can tell you're gay?

What do you have against gay people?

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 10:10 AM
What do you have against gay people?
he's just quoting the 40 year old virgin.

Shatter590
08/04/06, 10:33 AM
he's just quoting the 40 year old virgin.
go fuck a goat

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 10:37 AM
go fuck a goat
What?

Shatter590
08/04/06, 10:39 AM
What?
40 year old virgin, those two old pakistani guys-

go fuck a goat
what's with you guys and fucking goats

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 10:43 AM
40 year old virgin, those two old pakistani guys-

go fuck a goat
what's with you guys and fucking goats
haha okay, now i remember. all i could remember at first was the girl fucking a horse bit, and i started thinking either you got the quote wrong, or you were just outright trying to piss me off, haha.

a speedo model
08/04/06, 10:47 AM
fuck Fat Mike.

Shatter590
08/04/06, 10:50 AM
haha okay, now i remember. all i could remember at first was the girl fucking a horse bit, and i started thinking either you got the quote wrong, or you were just outright trying to piss me off, haha.
nah, whenever someone say 40 yr old virgin i always say go fuck a goat because its easier

dai the flu
08/04/06, 11:52 AM
ok i only read the first page of posts, so i dont know the current state of the conversation, but i have a question i really want answered.
how come openness and acceptance of peoples views and opinions are preached all over this website, but thats never extended to christians?
its the general practice to disrespect, belittle, and attempt to offend christians based on their beliefs, but if this were done with any other religion/way of life, you people would be up in arms about it.

fcknazisympathy
08/04/06, 12:12 PM
ok i only read the first page of posts, so i dont know the current state of the conversation, but i have a question i really want answered.
how come openness and acceptance of peoples views and opinions are preached all over this website, but thats never extended to christians?
its the general practice to disrespect, belittle, and attempt to offend christians based on their beliefs, but if this were done with any other religion/way of life, you people would be up in arms about it.

I hate all religion equally.

Shatter590
08/04/06, 12:14 PM
ok i only read the first page of posts, so i dont know the current state of the conversation, but i have a question i really want answered.
how come openness and acceptance of peoples views and opinions are preached all over this website, but thats never extended to christians?
its the general practice to disrespect, belittle, and attempt to offend christians based on their beliefs, but if this were done with any other religion/way of life, you people would be up in arms about it.
on this i have 3 theories:

1- a twisted yet not quite inaccurate interpretation of the golden rule: vocal fundamentalist christians do not respect other religions so this is some people's ways of getting back at them by giving them the same treatment (notice i said fundamentalist, not all. Im a christian and I do not judge unless I am judged in return or judgement is warranted)

2- it's fun to offend christians because they tend to make the biggest fuss

3- as with the concept of racism against whites, as christians are the largest religious majority, they cannot cry foul when people poke fun at them. (I do not agree with that concept tho, but ive been told you can;t be racist against the majority, which i feel is BS)

underoathfob55
08/04/06, 12:50 PM
ok i only read the first page of posts, so i dont know the current state of the conversation, but i have a question i really want answered.
how come openness and acceptance of peoples views and opinions are preached all over this website, but thats never extended to christians?
its the general practice to disrespect, belittle, and attempt to offend christians based on their beliefs, but if this were done with any other religion/way of life, you people would be up in arms about it.

i completly agree.

Carlo Marx
08/04/06, 12:57 PM
I was raised christian, so I know first hand how intolerant and corrupt it is.

watchthesky07
08/04/06, 02:51 PM
I was raised christian, so I know first hand how intolerant and corrupt it is.

It's not christianity that is intolerant and corrupt. But some terrible things have been done under the name of it. Everything from the Crusades to hatred towards homosexuals are things that intolerant, bigoted people hav done while claiming to be christians. The truth of it is, Jesus would never have approved of those things. It's sad how some people have perverted his message.

mht
08/04/06, 03:02 PM
think of it this way

pontius pilot > jesus

fat mike > underoath



see the connection? no big deal, this shit was done millions of years ago to us christians, underoath died for a good cause, a very good cause, just like jesus did millions of years ago. so lets end this nonsense.

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 03:54 PM
I was raised christian, so I know first hand how intolerant and corrupt it is.
Not to pry, or anything, but what branch of Christianity were you raised in?

Carlo Marx
08/04/06, 03:59 PM
Not to pry, or anything, but what branch of Christianity were you raised in?

Roman Catholic. Went to catholic school from when I was 5 til I was 18.

dai the flu
08/04/06, 04:21 PM
I hate all religion equally.
why?
if you claim it teaches intolerance and causes fights and wars, lets review your posts in this topic.
#1. "you're a ******"
#2. "STFU bible pusher..."
#3. "i hate all religion equally"

and i think you'd find all your other posts hold true to form.

if we had a choice between a world full of christians, or a world full of people like you, i think its obvious what'd be best for everybody.

Darren McLeod
08/04/06, 04:27 PM
Roman Catholic. Went to catholic school from when I was 5 til I was 18.
neat. that's the same as me, except Catholic school only from 5-12, or something. We didn't have a Catholic highschool in my small town.

And I'm still somewhat Catholic. Albeit I use the term loosely because I disagree with a bit of it, yet still enjoy its services and some aspects more than any other branch of Christianity that I've found.

mattsmannequin
08/04/06, 05:07 PM
why?
if you claim it teaches intolerance and causes fights and wars, lets review your posts in this topic.
#1. "you're a ******"
#2. "STFU bible pusher..."
#3. "i hate all religion equally"

and i think you'd find all your other posts hold true to form.

if we had a choice between a world full of christians, or a world full of people like you, i think its obvious what'd be best for everybody.

please don't say silly things like that. Who are you to judge this fella?

mht
08/04/06, 05:09 PM
please don't say silly things like that. Who are you to judge this fella?


fuck your mannequin, i like jacks wayyyy better.

Carlo Marx
08/05/06, 11:37 AM
neat. that's the same as me, except Catholic school only from 5-12, or something. We didn't have a Catholic highschool in my small town.

And I'm still somewhat Catholic. Albeit I use the term loosely because I disagree with a bit of it, yet still enjoy its services and some aspects more than any other branch of Christianity that I've found.

I still believe in God, I just don't believe in the whole "Jesus was his son" thing. I agree with some of the principle beliefs of christianty; but in my experience organized religion never works because it's based on a hierarchy. All people are inherently greedy (it's basic animal instinct), and having a position of power in said hierarchy just makes you hungry for more.

I'm very pessimistic, I know.

fcknazisympathy
08/05/06, 01:01 PM
why?
if you claim it teaches intolerance and causes fights and wars, lets review your posts in this topic.
#1. "you're a ******"
#2. "STFU bible pusher..."
#3. "i hate all religion equally"

and i think you'd find all your other posts hold true to form.

if we had a choice between a world full of christians, or a world full of people like you, i think its obvious what'd be best for everybody.

Because I dont like the preaching to people who don't want to hear it. The other day I was approached by these three men from the local church in my community. I respectfully say I don't have any interest in what they have to say however, they persue me down the street to talk to me about some bullshit about my spirit that remembers everything. I again, respectfully say I believe in science and not religion but these people are so persistant. Alot of Catholics try to shove religion down your throat. Mind you I also went to Catholic school this year. I was on a half scholarship and I had to take a religion class. The teacher was a complete moron if you questioned God in anyway she'd say "oh, its a mystery" not even a reasonable explanation. That's why I hate religion.

EDIT: Also, the reason for my brief posts is that I don't think you douchebags deserve my time.

Darren McLeod
08/05/06, 04:05 PM
I still believe in God, I just don't believe in the whole "Jesus was his son" thing. I agree with some of the principle beliefs of christianty; but in my experience organized religion never works because it's based on a hierarchy. All people are inherently greedy (it's basic animal instinct), and having a position of power in said hierarchy just makes you hungry for more.

I'm very pessimistic, I know.
It's not that pessimistic. It's understandable. To say organized religion never works seems to be a bit of a problem in my books, though: if it never works, how come these religions have existed for so long and continue to be so strong?

PS - did you check your PMs?

HanusMaximus
08/05/06, 04:05 PM
Because I dont like the preaching to people who don't want to hear it. The other day I was approached by these three men from the local church in my community. I respectfully say I don't have any interest in what they have to say however, they persue me down the street to talk to me about some bullshit about my spirit that remembers everything. I again, respectfully say I believe in science and not religion but these people are so persistant. Alot of Catholics try to shove religion down your throat. Mind you I also went to Catholic school this year. I was on a half scholarship and I had to take a religion class. The teacher was a complete moron if you questioned God in anyway she'd say "oh, its a mystery" not even a reasonable explanation. That's why I hate religion.

EDIT: Also, the reason for my brief posts is that I don't think you douchebags deserve my time.

Well, these people aren't trying to shove religion down your throat they simply made a thread about praying for fat mike. This shouldn't be offending people. They're fighting for the purity of Christianity and against its current perverse public form/image and while I may not agree with the current state of Christianity, or necessarilly believe in the religion, I can respect what they are doing when they are all for the 'Peace, Love and Forgiveness' side of it. I mean we definitely need a lot more love in the world, take some of the mean-spirited comments in this thread for instance.

mrpostman
08/06/06, 12:51 AM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

true. i am sure he could use prayer, we all could...but you shouldn't get so offended...i am a christian and i really don't care what others say, i get more offended when fellow christians make fools of themselves and give people a reason to talk bad about us

Winnie the Pooh
08/06/06, 12:54 AM
This whole thread is hippocritical,

you hate how fat mike makes fun of christians, but yet you think its ok to make fun of jews back,

dont get my wrong, i think its ok, but i think its ok to make fun of my religion, i mean, i went to warped tour in SLC, and yes i am mormon, and yes the mormon bashing was strong, but i laughed throughout their show because of it.
ITS A JOKE GET A LIFE

x togepi x
08/06/06, 01:03 AM
ITS A JOKE GET A LIFE

fat mike's comments were jokes too, but people are still complaining about them.

Winnie the Pooh
08/06/06, 01:58 AM
fat mike's comments were jokes too, but people are still complaining about them.
This is why I dislike some of the people here (not you because from what i've seen you're one of the better posters here). They can't take jokes and such. It gets annoying.

love2hateme
08/06/06, 09:50 AM
leave it to the christians to put their 2 sense in

Darren McLeod
08/06/06, 04:28 PM
leave it to the christians to put their 2 sense in
leave it to you to completely butcher a sentence.

piebaldkid42
08/06/06, 09:08 PM
i walked past the NOFX set today and in the minute i was in earshot of them they made fun of almost all the stereotypes. it was sweet how he did it all in almost a minute

Drink_To_This
08/07/06, 06:42 PM
Fat Mike is Jewish. So, good job assuming that what he really needs is a Christian prayer, you bigotous fucktard.



dude i love you.....well said

abusedcat
08/07/06, 07:23 PM
this is the funniest post i've ever seen.

skankinbri
08/07/06, 08:08 PM
ummmmmm no.

GreenDayIdiot
08/07/06, 10:05 PM
its funny how people believe that alcoholism is a disease

catchmealone
08/08/06, 12:08 AM
fat mike's comments were jokes too, but people are still complaining about them.
at first, I was kinda pissed when I heard about the stuff he was doing

but seeing the footage, it's pretty damn funny. he has his beliefs, and I don't agree, but the slanderous things he says about Christianity are simply for laughs, and they are comical. Fat Mike is awesome

FrankMareno
08/09/06, 05:16 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

i will pray to Fat Mike for he is my savior and i am devoted to his worship and guidence.

Arad
08/10/06, 12:31 AM
What a fucking hippie that started this shit. Whats wrong with what he is doing? Oh are you God? NO! So you have no fucking reason to judge him. Some people make me cringe. Fat Mike is the shit and a legend to Punk rock, if you dont like that you shouldn't even be in this forum. You should pray for yourself and your ignorance.

Alex Djaferis
08/10/06, 06:22 AM
hahahahaha

mattsmannequin
08/10/06, 12:28 PM
What a fucking hippie that started this shit. Whats wrong with what he is doing? Oh are you God? NO! So you have no fucking reason to judge him. Some people make me cringe. Fat Mike is the shit and a legend to Punk rock, if you dont like that you shouldn't even be in this forum. You should pray for yourself and your ignorance.

Someones been drinking their hatorade :).

love_american_style
08/10/06, 12:34 PM
fuck this thread it needs to die already.

Liarsenic
08/10/06, 12:58 PM
EXACTLY. It is fine however, to make fun of someone for their egregiously horrible spelling or grammar, which seems to be an overwhelming condition on this website. So from now on I am declaring the "Grammar Crusades", so pray to your respective gods that your poor language use stops here. I shall show no quarter

*I'm sure someone will take offense to this, so as a preemptive measure, "fuck you".

thesht_jfm
08/10/06, 07:43 PM
I'm a christian who's been pretty offended and frustrated by a lot of things he's said. But I'm realizing that he really needs prayer. Instead of hating Fat Mike, I encourage everyone to pray that God will show himself to him.

Good luck with that. Fat Mike is quite the stubborn rocker.

ethan_9000
10/25/06, 06:41 PM
id prey for the guy but if i go into a church i might get raped by men in white collars.
thats catholics not christians (white collars)

Punkbassist22
10/25/06, 06:42 PM
lol'd at this Hardcore!

laxman209
10/25/06, 06:55 PM
maybe fat mike just wan't to be a emo but is in the wrong forum

OisNOTdead87
10/25/06, 09:37 PM
maybe fat mike just wan't to be a emo but is in the wrong forum
Maybe you're fucking retarded.

Carlo Marx
10/25/06, 10:02 PM
maybe fat mike just wan't to be a emo but is in the wrong forum

sorry, we speak english here.

Ilovepoprock
10/25/06, 10:11 PM
old thread. I think i enjoyed this thread.

Darren McLeod
10/25/06, 10:12 PM
this thread has gone on too long. i'm closing this. sorry kids, if you want to bitch about fat mike or religion, go do it at a NOFX show or at church.