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superBMRuth
03/11/10, 08:18 AM
JUST WONDERING LOLOLOLOL
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg

terror_91
03/11/10, 09:04 AM
And For Our Next Trick, The Pl Mod Shall Finally Delete A Spam Topic!!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!!11

Deadbolt23
03/11/10, 09:39 AM
Panda.

makeshiftmind
03/11/10, 09:50 AM
box of matches

Forever.Zero
03/11/10, 09:54 AM
:popcorn:

terror_91
03/11/10, 10:08 AM
Fists

SomedayTheFire
03/11/10, 10:11 AM
Your mom.

SLoT
03/11/10, 10:14 AM
Waldo.

Smeee
03/11/10, 10:34 AM
Walmart.

Debut_Fin
03/11/10, 10:43 AM
a vagina

Echo Park
03/11/10, 10:45 AM
poop.

RiCCioLi
03/11/10, 10:51 AM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg

COREhorizon
03/11/10, 10:59 AM
Sorry, my ass is a one-way street.

HometownHero
03/11/10, 11:06 AM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg

:lol:

Reaver
03/11/10, 11:23 AM
And For Our Next Trick, The Pl Mod Shall Finally Delete A Spam Topic!!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!!11
I'll have to agree with this..

mantipede
03/11/10, 11:32 AM
A second edition copy of Moby Dick.

Loch_Doun
03/11/10, 12:13 PM
And For Our Next Trick, The Pl Mod Shall Finally Delete A Spam Topic!!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!!11

aaannnndddd the topic has not been deleted.
You fail.

terror_91
03/11/10, 12:30 PM
aaannnndddd the topic has not been deleted.
You fail.
Innit =/

TheProsAndCons
03/11/10, 12:35 PM
Your Dad

DanTGD
03/11/10, 12:37 PM
at first i experimented with something small, a bouncy rubber ball, i figured it would come back out in my next trip to the toilet and be something fun up there until it escaped, but i became addicted, within a week I had managed to expand myself so much that I had The Order Of The Pheonix up there... opened up to my favourite chapter.

sleepyseanzzz
03/11/10, 12:39 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks

SophomoricSlump
03/11/10, 12:40 PM
at first i experimented with something small, a bouncy rubber ball, i figured it would come back out in my next trip to the toilet and be something fun up there until it escaped, but i became addicted, within a week I had managed to expand myself so much that I had The Order Of The Pheonix up there... opened up to my favourite chapter.

:thumbup: Hahaha.

frenchatticus
03/11/10, 12:47 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks

lmfao mr. slave

Andy Young
03/11/10, 01:08 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks

http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg

kbi the crowing
03/11/10, 01:25 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g241/nikke86/handbanana.jpg


It wasn't by choice.

spunkmastaflex
03/11/10, 01:26 PM
your finger

bamamitch
03/11/10, 01:32 PM
seventeen illegal immigrants and a year's supply of marijuana. longest. car ride. ever.

heyguys123
03/11/10, 01:35 PM
fusiilli jerry wins

Ava1anche
03/11/10, 01:54 PM
A butt

limepomegranate
03/11/10, 02:26 PM
a vagina
How?

A butt
How?

And For Our Next Trick, The Pl Mod Shall Finally Delete A Spam Topic!!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!!11
Ehhhh I don't know...threads like this always seem to be a big hit for PL...

<*)))><
03/11/10, 02:40 PM
Im not even gonna bother posting anything on this thread that is me trying hard to be funny.

DanTGD
03/11/10, 02:57 PM
Im not even gonna bother posting anything on this thread that is me trying hard to be funny.

But you'll post something on this thread that is you being a douche?

<*)))><
03/11/10, 02:58 PM
But you'll post something on this thread that is you being a douche?
No it is me getting my post count up so I can be the smartest person on the interwebz. Postcount=intelligence

Ava1anche
03/11/10, 03:00 PM
How?


You don't wanna know....

limepomegranate
03/11/10, 03:02 PM
You don't wanna know....
You're probably right...

Ava1anche
03/11/10, 03:08 PM
You're probably right...

I'm not sure I even know...

steve187
03/11/10, 03:18 PM
Well I have the two-way fleshlight that goes up your ass and also jerks you off(sadly not at the same time)

DanTGD
03/11/10, 03:25 PM
No it is me getting my post count up so I can be the smartest person on the interwebz. Postcount=intelligence

You sir. Are an evil genius.

And thus is becomes a game of plus one.

beazer32
03/11/10, 03:26 PM
stuck up your ass

http://www.desales.edu/assets/desales/discernment/imgs/donkey-pulling-cart.jpg

<*)))><
03/11/10, 03:35 PM
You sir. Are an evil genius.

And thus is becomes a game of plus one.
+2

DanTGD
03/11/10, 04:46 PM
+2

+2 is super effective, but you've activated my trap card of +3

3wotkris
03/11/10, 05:04 PM
Panda.

I lol'd hard at this for no real reason :|

wall e
03/11/10, 05:15 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/19/weapon_wideweb__470x295,0.jpg

<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:16 PM
+2 is super effective, but you've activated my trap card of +3
I had a jinzo so disactivating your trap card of +3 but ill summon +4

DanTGD
03/11/10, 05:35 PM
I had a jinzo so disactivating your trap card of +3 but ill summon +4

Well unfortunately for you I can regenerate thanks to my cells from Picollo, and I also learnt the plus +5 technique

<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:41 PM
Well unfortunately for you I can regenerate thanks to my cells from Picollo, and I also learnt the plus +5 technique
I have no idea what we are talking about anymore +6

DanTGD
03/11/10, 05:44 PM
I have no idea what we are talking about anymore +6

It was a dragonball refrence. Obviously you have no knowledge of the better animes. Don't you dare make a naruto comment. +7

Two Headed Girl
03/11/10, 05:45 PM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg

million to one shot, doc!

<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:50 PM
It was a dragonball refrence. Obviously you have no knowledge of the better animes. Don't you dare make a naruto comment. +7
I didn't make a nauto reference I don't even know what it is +8

DanTGD
03/11/10, 05:53 PM
I didn't make a nauto reference I don't even know what it is +8

Good job, although I question why you know Yu Gi Oh now... +9

Steiny29
03/11/10, 06:20 PM
Waldo.

not a very smart move for him. unless of course you also put a bunch of red and white striped objects so he can hide in plain sight

limepomegranate
03/11/10, 06:30 PM
I'm not sure I even know...
Well that's a conundrum.

<*)))><
03/11/10, 06:39 PM
Good job, although I question why you know Yu Gi Oh now... +9
I was +10 once and that is what I watched

DanTGD
03/11/10, 06:44 PM
I was +10 once and that is what I watched

I watched it for about +11 seconds, it annoyed me. The LittleKurriboh parody is fantastic though

<*)))><
03/11/10, 06:47 PM
I watched it for about +11 seconds, it annoyed me. The LittleKurriboh parody is fantastic though
I do not want to continue using +12 in our conversation

DanTGD
03/11/10, 06:50 PM
I do not want to continue using +12 in our conversation

Well i'm pretty sure +13 was the basis of this conversation.

<*)))><
03/11/10, 07:35 PM
Well i'm pretty sure +13 was the basis of this conversation.
Actually I think I just wanted to give this thread a point so +14.

DanTGD
03/11/10, 07:38 PM
Actually I think I just wanted to give this thread a point so +14.

Oh yes, of course you do realise you're not actually on +14, you're actually on +7, i noticed it a while ago but didn't want to say anything.

+15

makeshiftmind
03/11/10, 07:41 PM
Spam

<*)))><
03/11/10, 07:42 PM
Oh yes, of course you do realise you're not actually on +14, you're actually on +7, i noticed it a while ago but didn't want to say anything.

+15
I dont get what you are talking about me being on +7 you posted it, I went back and looked +15

superBMRuth
03/11/10, 09:15 PM
Spam
Nope. I was just tired of seeing stupid ass threads so i...made one... Looking back, it doesn't make much sense now.

SouthernCross40
03/11/10, 09:22 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g241/nikke86/handbanana.jpg


It wasn't by choice.

This post was fucking hilarious.
I made a post with this same picture a few weeks ago, and it was fucking hilarious, but nobody quoted it telling me how awesome it was.
I don't want you to go through the same Handbanana heartbreak that I went through...so yeah. Good job, great post.

Ava1anche
03/11/10, 09:23 PM
Well that's a conundrum.

Indeed it is. What will we do about this?

Lemmi!
03/11/10, 10:01 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks

http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg
hey, that's me!

kbi the crowing
03/11/10, 10:19 PM
This post was fucking hilarious.
I made a post with this same picture a few weeks ago, and it was fucking hilarious, but nobody quoted it telling me how awesome it was.
I don't want you to go through the same Handbanana heartbreak that I went through...so yeah. Good job, great post.

Well I thank you for your kindness and appreciation, sir.
I apologize in the behalf of the ap.net community that no one quoted your post as someone rightfully should have.

concernedparent
03/12/10, 12:15 AM
a couple dicks

Fullblast
03/12/10, 12:16 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bd/Newsfromdomo.jpg

DanTGD
03/12/10, 01:38 AM
I dont get what you are talking about me being on +7 you posted it, I went back and looked +15

well everytime you say +15 or whatever i'll say the next higher up +16, completely missing my 15th post bump. We keep repeating this so we're actually only on half of what we're saying,

SLoT
03/12/10, 05:01 AM
not a very smart move for him. unless of course you also put a bunch of red and white striped objects so he can hide in plain sight
Well you see, I've made these custom pants to fit around whatever part seems to be sticking out. Usually it's his hat, so I've got pants that make it look like I've got a small rabbit's tail. Seems to work, and no one's been able to find him for about 12 years now.

zachff
03/12/10, 06:46 AM
A TV remote control

limepomegranate
03/12/10, 07:47 AM
Indeed it is. What will we do about this?
I don't know...

drzafs
03/12/10, 07:57 AM
I feel like I have ten thousand dicks in my ass right now.

<*)))><
03/12/10, 08:06 AM
well everytime you say +15 or whatever i'll say the next higher up +16, completely missing my 15th post bump. We keep repeating this so we're actually only on half of what we're saying,
I dont care if we are half of what we are saying being this is my +17, deal with it mother fucker.

Ava1anche
03/12/10, 08:40 AM
I don't know...

We've had far too many ellipses in this exchange haha

limepomegranate
03/12/10, 12:42 PM
We've had far too many ellipses in this exchange haha
I know haha I was just thinking that!

makeshiftmind
03/12/10, 06:21 PM
Nope. I was just tired of seeing stupid ass threads so i...made one... Looking back, it doesn't make much sense now.
not you, it was good till the choochs and their lolz +1, +2, no you hang up, no you hang up I love you poo...take it to the PL chat thread

Laural666
03/12/10, 07:51 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/19/weapon_wideweb__470x295,0.jpg
Ouch.
Lol.

Jennurna Gray
03/13/10, 09:48 AM
Walmart.
a vagina
Sorry, my ass is a one-way street.
And For Our Next Trick, The Pl Mod Shall Finally Delete A Spam Topic!!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!!11
These.

COREhorizon
03/13/10, 12:10 PM
So would sticking 4 percocet up my ass be a good idea?

terror_91
03/13/10, 12:28 PM
So would sticking 4 percocet up my ass be a good idea?
Not only would it be a good idea; it would be a fantastic idea.

tottivillarossi
03/13/10, 12:31 PM
If you shove food up your ass, poop comes out your mouth.

DCD08
03/13/10, 12:48 PM
QGOWFMtSc0E

Laural666
03/13/10, 04:19 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/cartim/golden-globe_011405.jpg

HelloxAlone
03/13/10, 11:06 PM
QGOWFMtSc0E

Haha, exactly what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.

Jennurna Gray
03/14/10, 08:44 AM
If you shove food up your ass, poop comes out your mouth.
Have you tried this?


Never dump alcohol in your ass, you'll die.

tottivillarossi
03/14/10, 09:28 AM
Have you tried this?


Never dump alcohol in your ass, you'll die.
As we speak. It really works.

Boabcat
03/14/10, 11:15 AM
£43.56 in loose change.

DCD08
03/14/10, 11:41 AM
Haha, exactly what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.

the doctor is great.

Jennurna Gray
03/14/10, 05:49 PM
As we speak. It really works.
Does your ass have a different taste preference than your mouth?