View Full Version : Weirdest thing you've stuck up your ass?
superBMRuth
03/11/10, 08:18 AM
JUST WONDERING LOLOLOLOL
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/8yat5d.jpg
terror_91
03/11/10, 09:04 AM
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Deadbolt23
03/11/10, 09:39 AM
Panda.
makeshiftmind
03/11/10, 09:50 AM
box of matches
Forever.Zero
03/11/10, 09:54 AM
:popcorn:
terror_91
03/11/10, 10:08 AM
Fists
SomedayTheFire
03/11/10, 10:11 AM
Your mom.
Debut_Fin
03/11/10, 10:43 AM
a vagina
Echo Park
03/11/10, 10:45 AM
poop.
RiCCioLi
03/11/10, 10:51 AM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg
COREhorizon
03/11/10, 10:59 AM
Sorry, my ass is a one-way street.
HometownHero
03/11/10, 11:06 AM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg
:lol:
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I'll have to agree with this..
mantipede
03/11/10, 11:32 AM
A second edition copy of Moby Dick.
Loch_Doun
03/11/10, 12:13 PM
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aaannnndddd the topic has not been deleted.
You fail.
terror_91
03/11/10, 12:30 PM
aaannnndddd the topic has not been deleted.
You fail.
Innit =/
TheProsAndCons
03/11/10, 12:35 PM
Your Dad
at first i experimented with something small, a bouncy rubber ball, i figured it would come back out in my next trip to the toilet and be something fun up there until it escaped, but i became addicted, within a week I had managed to expand myself so much that I had The Order Of The Pheonix up there... opened up to my favourite chapter.
sleepyseanzzz
03/11/10, 12:39 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks
SophomoricSlump
03/11/10, 12:40 PM
at first i experimented with something small, a bouncy rubber ball, i figured it would come back out in my next trip to the toilet and be something fun up there until it escaped, but i became addicted, within a week I had managed to expand myself so much that I had The Order Of The Pheonix up there... opened up to my favourite chapter.
:thumbup: Hahaha.
frenchatticus
03/11/10, 12:47 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks
lmfao mr. slave
Andy Young
03/11/10, 01:08 PM
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks
http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg
kbi the crowing
03/11/10, 01:25 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g241/nikke86/handbanana.jpg
It wasn't by choice.
spunkmastaflex
03/11/10, 01:26 PM
your finger
bamamitch
03/11/10, 01:32 PM
seventeen illegal immigrants and a year's supply of marijuana. longest. car ride. ever.
heyguys123
03/11/10, 01:35 PM
fusiilli jerry wins
Ava1anche
03/11/10, 01:54 PM
A butt
limepomegranate
03/11/10, 02:26 PM
a vagina
How?
A butt
How?
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Ehhhh I don't know...threads like this always seem to be a big hit for PL...
<*)))><
03/11/10, 02:40 PM
Im not even gonna bother posting anything on this thread that is me trying hard to be funny.
Im not even gonna bother posting anything on this thread that is me trying hard to be funny.
But you'll post something on this thread that is you being a douche?
<*)))><
03/11/10, 02:58 PM
But you'll post something on this thread that is you being a douche?
No it is me getting my post count up so I can be the smartest person on the interwebz. Postcount=intelligence
Ava1anche
03/11/10, 03:00 PM
How?
You don't wanna know....
limepomegranate
03/11/10, 03:02 PM
You don't wanna know....
You're probably right...
Ava1anche
03/11/10, 03:08 PM
You're probably right...
I'm not sure I even know...
steve187
03/11/10, 03:18 PM
Well I have the two-way fleshlight that goes up your ass and also jerks you off(sadly not at the same time)
No it is me getting my post count up so I can be the smartest person on the interwebz. Postcount=intelligence
You sir. Are an evil genius.
And thus is becomes a game of plus one.
beazer32
03/11/10, 03:26 PM
stuck up your ass
http://www.desales.edu/assets/desales/discernment/imgs/donkey-pulling-cart.jpg
<*)))><
03/11/10, 03:35 PM
You sir. Are an evil genius.
And thus is becomes a game of plus one.
+2
+2
+2 is super effective, but you've activated my trap card of +3
3wotkris
03/11/10, 05:04 PM
Panda.
I lol'd hard at this for no real reason :|
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/19/weapon_wideweb__470x295,0.jpg
<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:16 PM
+2 is super effective, but you've activated my trap card of +3
I had a jinzo so disactivating your trap card of +3 but ill summon +4
I had a jinzo so disactivating your trap card of +3 but ill summon +4
Well unfortunately for you I can regenerate thanks to my cells from Picollo, and I also learnt the plus +5 technique
<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:41 PM
Well unfortunately for you I can regenerate thanks to my cells from Picollo, and I also learnt the plus +5 technique
I have no idea what we are talking about anymore +6
I have no idea what we are talking about anymore +6
It was a dragonball refrence. Obviously you have no knowledge of the better animes. Don't you dare make a naruto comment. +7
Two Headed Girl
03/11/10, 05:45 PM
http://boardofhifive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fusilli-jerry.jpg
million to one shot, doc!
<*)))><
03/11/10, 05:50 PM
It was a dragonball refrence. Obviously you have no knowledge of the better animes. Don't you dare make a naruto comment. +7
I didn't make a nauto reference I don't even know what it is +8
I didn't make a nauto reference I don't even know what it is +8
Good job, although I question why you know Yu Gi Oh now... +9
Steiny29
03/11/10, 06:20 PM
Waldo.
not a very smart move for him. unless of course you also put a bunch of red and white striped objects so he can hide in plain sight
limepomegranate
03/11/10, 06:30 PM
I'm not sure I even know...
Well that's a conundrum.
<*)))><
03/11/10, 06:39 PM
Good job, although I question why you know Yu Gi Oh now... +9
I was +10 once and that is what I watched
I was +10 once and that is what I watched
I watched it for about +11 seconds, it annoyed me. The LittleKurriboh parody is fantastic though
<*)))><
03/11/10, 06:47 PM
I watched it for about +11 seconds, it annoyed me. The LittleKurriboh parody is fantastic though
I do not want to continue using +12 in our conversation
I do not want to continue using +12 in our conversation
Well i'm pretty sure +13 was the basis of this conversation.
<*)))><
03/11/10, 07:35 PM
Well i'm pretty sure +13 was the basis of this conversation.
Actually I think I just wanted to give this thread a point so +14.
Actually I think I just wanted to give this thread a point so +14.
Oh yes, of course you do realise you're not actually on +14, you're actually on +7, i noticed it a while ago but didn't want to say anything.
+15
makeshiftmind
03/11/10, 07:41 PM
Spam
<*)))><
03/11/10, 07:42 PM
Oh yes, of course you do realise you're not actually on +14, you're actually on +7, i noticed it a while ago but didn't want to say anything.
+15
I dont get what you are talking about me being on +7 you posted it, I went back and looked +15
superBMRuth
03/11/10, 09:15 PM
Spam
Nope. I was just tired of seeing stupid ass threads so i...made one... Looking back, it doesn't make much sense now.
SouthernCross40
03/11/10, 09:22 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g241/nikke86/handbanana.jpg
It wasn't by choice.
This post was fucking hilarious.
I made a post with this same picture a few weeks ago, and it was fucking hilarious, but nobody quoted it telling me how awesome it was.
I don't want you to go through the same Handbanana heartbreak that I went through...so yeah. Good job, great post.
Ava1anche
03/11/10, 09:23 PM
Well that's a conundrum.
Indeed it is. What will we do about this?
gerbil, his name is lemmiwinks
http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg
hey, that's me!
kbi the crowing
03/11/10, 10:19 PM
This post was fucking hilarious.
I made a post with this same picture a few weeks ago, and it was fucking hilarious, but nobody quoted it telling me how awesome it was.
I don't want you to go through the same Handbanana heartbreak that I went through...so yeah. Good job, great post.
Well I thank you for your kindness and appreciation, sir.
I apologize in the behalf of the ap.net community that no one quoted your post as someone rightfully should have.
concernedparent
03/12/10, 12:15 AM
a couple dicks
Fullblast
03/12/10, 12:16 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bd/Newsfromdomo.jpg
I dont get what you are talking about me being on +7 you posted it, I went back and looked +15
well everytime you say +15 or whatever i'll say the next higher up +16, completely missing my 15th post bump. We keep repeating this so we're actually only on half of what we're saying,
not a very smart move for him. unless of course you also put a bunch of red and white striped objects so he can hide in plain sight
Well you see, I've made these custom pants to fit around whatever part seems to be sticking out. Usually it's his hat, so I've got pants that make it look like I've got a small rabbit's tail. Seems to work, and no one's been able to find him for about 12 years now.
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 07:47 AM
Indeed it is. What will we do about this?
I don't know...
I feel like I have ten thousand dicks in my ass right now.
<*)))><
03/12/10, 08:06 AM
well everytime you say +15 or whatever i'll say the next higher up +16, completely missing my 15th post bump. We keep repeating this so we're actually only on half of what we're saying,
I dont care if we are half of what we are saying being this is my +17, deal with it mother fucker.
Ava1anche
03/12/10, 08:40 AM
I don't know...
We've had far too many ellipses in this exchange haha
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 12:42 PM
We've had far too many ellipses in this exchange haha
I know haha I was just thinking that!
makeshiftmind
03/12/10, 06:21 PM
Nope. I was just tired of seeing stupid ass threads so i...made one... Looking back, it doesn't make much sense now.
not you, it was good till the choochs and their lolz +1, +2, no you hang up, no you hang up I love you poo...take it to the PL chat thread
Laural666
03/12/10, 07:51 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/19/weapon_wideweb__470x295,0.jpg
Ouch.
Lol.
Jennurna Gray
03/13/10, 09:48 AM
Walmart.
a vagina
Sorry, my ass is a one-way street.
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These.
COREhorizon
03/13/10, 12:10 PM
So would sticking 4 percocet up my ass be a good idea?
terror_91
03/13/10, 12:28 PM
So would sticking 4 percocet up my ass be a good idea?
Not only would it be a good idea; it would be a fantastic idea.
tottivillarossi
03/13/10, 12:31 PM
If you shove food up your ass, poop comes out your mouth.
Laural666
03/13/10, 04:19 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/cartim/golden-globe_011405.jpg
HelloxAlone
03/13/10, 11:06 PM
QGOWFMtSc0E
Haha, exactly what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.
Jennurna Gray
03/14/10, 08:44 AM
If you shove food up your ass, poop comes out your mouth.
Have you tried this?
Never dump alcohol in your ass, you'll die.
tottivillarossi
03/14/10, 09:28 AM
Have you tried this?
Never dump alcohol in your ass, you'll die.
As we speak. It really works.
Boabcat
03/14/10, 11:15 AM
£43.56 in loose change.
Haha, exactly what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.
the doctor is great.
Jennurna Gray
03/14/10, 05:49 PM
As we speak. It really works.
Does your ass have a different taste preference than your mouth?
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