Is your schlong long?

[Fullblast]

How Big Is It. I Want To Know
Go.

[takeiteasy_]

the longest.

[kbi the crowing]

6.25

[Plutonio]

Same as kbi.

[kbi the crowing]

Same as kbi.

:highfive:

although I didn't specify the measure, so for all you know I could be talking about cm...

[allthewaysaid]

I actually have to tuck it inside my sock, thats how long it is.

[Plutonio]

:highfive:

although I didn't specify the measure, so for all you know I could be talking about cm...
I hope not.

I hope you're specifying hard, not soft; no matter my age, that would make me sad.

[Plutonio]

Our black bars are the same basic length as well... the fuck.

[Plutonio]

I actually have to tuck it inside my sock, thats how long it is.
Yummy sockcock

[Debut_Fin]

this is me

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg

[allthewaysaid]

Yummy sockcock


Uhhh......I'll take that as a compliment.
*Walks away nervously*

[Amour For Liars]

about four inches erect. I was told about wacking it in bannanas. I settle for plantains.

[Plutonio]

Uhhh......I'll take that as a compliment.
*Walks away nervously*
iwannasee

[re7ard1337]

these threads are getting too edgy.

[Plutonio]

this is me

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg
Which head is which?

[bamamitch]

I'm hung like a dead mouse in a snowstorm.

[allthewaysaid]

iwannasee
*Clears throat*
FINE!! You see that thing moving by my ankle? Yup. Thats it.

[Plutonio]

I'm hung like a dead mouse in a snowstorm.
At least be a man like me and kbi and give a measurement, gawl...

[SincerelyMe]

My right leg...well it's not really my leg...

[Fullblast]

My right leg...well it's not really my leg...
Uh.... okay. Can you explain it to me?

[Ava1anche]

152

[songydarko]

152

lmao kevin, 152 what?

[SouthernCross40]

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/longcat4.jpg

[Ava1anche]

lmao kevin, 152 what?

It's open for interpretation.

[cristinaa]

like 475,393...pretty much.

[kbi the crowing]

Our black bars are the same basic length as well... the fuck.

:appl:

you sir are hilarious

[jcarbs]

so big if i lay it on my keyboard it stretches from A to Z!




wait..

[dumhed01]

Not that long..
Not that short.

I like eating PUSSY! Hahahahaha. Sorry.

[goodguy8705]

I have a schlort. :-(

[thesollopsist]

When my dick itches I have to reach down to my sock to scratch it.












Yuhuh.

[steve187]

It used to be..

[whiterussian]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B05JwwXzC9M/Se1NYWja-pI/AAAAAAAACVE/EdiOZoCI0hc/s400/Godzilla_1998_Movie_Poster_new.jpg

anyway, things are getting way too sexual on PL.

[MyNameIsRoss]

3 in.....from the ground

[tottivillarossi]

Mine's fucking tiny.

[SgtSmegma]

Choads FTW

[bamamitch]

At least be a man like me and kbi and give a measurement, gawl...

1. yes...that's it. 1.

[drawndead]

bigger than yours

[Michifoxx]

Oh its long..

[<*)))><]

I think the proper question is how wide

[Viva Sonata]

Short answer (no pun intended)
Yes.

Long answer (pun very intended)
You can't ignore my girth.

[italynlprkn]

my doctor says it will grow any day now

[terror_91]

so big if i lay it on my keyboard it stretches from A to Z!




wait..
Haha

That Bangor in Wales? Unlucky if so...

[VeryWittyName]

http://twitter.com/mybigdick

This Twitter feed sums up everything I have to say on the issue.

[TheProsAndCons]

hahaha I read this as "Is your school long?", didn't know what was going on there for a second haha...
Also, mine is the sum of 5 and -5.

[flask]

3 inches

from the ground

[davehennessy]

things are getting way too sexual on PL.

The sad (?) truth

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

82%

[Scrandon]

This Bigggggggggggggggggg

[mike_aaron]

Chuck Norris.

[secretsociety92]

6.5 - 7 inches.

[EvilZeppelin]

Is this a legit question?

[Joeypeapot777]

I'm gonna be fucking mature here and actually answer. 6 inches erect.

[fly_guy]

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[junkcicle]

6 inches.


In diameter.

[dontdrivenaked]

6.5 - 7 inches.
-.5 inches?

[Laural666]

Not that long..
Not that short.

I like eating PUSSY! Hahahahaha. Sorry.
Whoa man.

[Plutonio]

:appl:

you sir are hilarious
so hilarious you won't be sad that i'm thirteen?

[Plutonio]

1. yes...that's it. 1.
gotcha

[kbi the crowing]

so hilarious you won't be sad that i'm thirteen?

psht whatevs

[Laural666]

I lost 3 inches.
:-(

[TerrancePryor]

It's fucking huge.

[Jennurna Gray]

9 feet.
And I'm female.

[Jennurna Gray]

so hilarious you won't be sad that i'm thirteen?
...

Trolls nowadays, pshfft.

[SophGod]

6.25

The only way I could make mine look that long is if I folded it in half.


whattup

[kbi the crowing]

The only way I could make mine look that long is if I folded it in half.


whattup

:-(

not much, figuring out what I want to do with my hair
yourself?

[dumhed01]

Whoa man.

:wave:

[Laural666]

:wave:
Hello!

[bluecrunchy]

8 inches flaccid, 1.5 erect.

[Bingham88]

7-7/2

[Plutonio]

psht whatevs
AN EPIPHAMEE
...

Trolls nowadays, pshfft.
<blank>

[Jennurna Gray]

AN EPIPHAMEE

<blank>
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this is the second account of someone who is already a member here. Someone who would be a least expected troll, am I right?

[AndrewIcex]

I just tell the ladies to use their imaginations. Works every time.

[somethingvinyl]

HA!

I read "School" too.

And I cannot believe this thread went on this long.

[pun intended]

P.S. 7"

[speakhandsforme]

7.8 inches erect

pretty average when flaccid

I'm a grower, not a shower

[Plutonio]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this is the second account of someone who is already a member here. Someone who would be a least expected troll, am I right?
No.

[Jennurna Gray]

No.
Shit, man. Don't tell me that you're real.

[warstory]

I have a 7 foot long clitoris like the wrestler Chyna.

Also why does everyone on the internet have a 6 1/2 inch dick? I'm guessing the reasoning is 7 sounds like a lie and 6 doesn't sound big enough?
I call bs! everyone with a 6.5 dick on the internet is a lying liar.

[Laural666]

I have a 7 foot long clitoris like the wrestler Chyna.

Also why does everyone on the internet have a 6 1/2 inch dick? I'm guessing the reasoning is 7 sounds like a lie and 6 doesn't sound big enough?
I call bs! everyone with a 6.5 dick on the internet is a lying liar.
Reading this made my day, i totally agree.

[warstory]

Reading this made my day, i totally agree.

Totally agree that my clitoris is 7 feet long? :p

[Laural666]

Totally agree that my clitoris is 7 feet long? :p
Ohh yeah totally.;-)

[Plutonio]

Shit, man. Don't tell me that you're real.
I'm an internet persona, get off my ass.

[Fullblast 2.0]

I'm an internet persona, get off my ass.
You seem like a genuine douche-bag Mr. Plutonio

Get of your high horse and fuck off.

[LastDeclaration]

7.8 inches erect

pretty average when flaccid

I'm a grower, not a shower

lies!

[Jaimehere]

3 inches...
























WIDE

[tawtaw]

I'm known as "the big dick guy" in my group of friends.

That's right I'm proud of it.

[Hamlet]

I'm known as "the big dick guy" in my group of friends.

That's right I'm proud of it.

How did you get this title? Do you all get together and have a competition or something?

Also, 10 points for the POS lyric.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm an internet persona, get off my ass.
No can do, internet personas don't have asses.
You seem like a genuine douche-bag Mr. Plutonio
Get of your high horse and fuck off.
:D Hi!

[phil19]

if i had a big dong, im pretty sure id be proud of it

[warstory]

Then I guess nobody will believe me if only 7 sounds like a lie...
Probably not but good for you man
:-d

[steve187]

I knock the moon out of orbit when I get a boner.

[Here It Goes]

Mine's tucked in my sock.


No actually, I'm about 6.5 inches long, and it curves around to the left a bit. I guess I should've switch hands at some point.

[herestoyoufla]

I have a 7 foot long clitoris like the wrestler Chyna.

Also why does everyone on the internet have a 6 1/2 inch dick? I'm guessing the reasoning is 7 sounds like a lie and 6 doesn't sound big enough?
I call bs! everyone with a 6.5 dick on the internet is a lying liar.


I think you hit the nail on the head...ouch.

[aerofan11]

Am I weird for never getting a ruler out, and measure my cock with it?

[yayitsjoe]

7 - ish.

[Wake Up]

8in

/thread

[introduction]

I grow a new one after every use, each one superior to the previous.

[Fullblast 2.0]

12'' - Pretty big eh?

[Hamlet]

It's detachable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)

[mymomsapanda]

five

[Laural666]

I have a story for this thread. But i don't want to get any shit for it(i know i would) so i'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.

[bung]

I have a story for this thread. But i don't want to get any shit for it(i know i would) so i'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.

So why would you even mention it?

Oh yeah, cuz you like attention.

[Laural666]

So why would you even mention it?

Oh yeah, cuz you like attention.
Who doesn't like attention?

[bung]

Who doesn't like attention?

true introverts and everyone who doesn't have tits and a vagina .

[Laural666]

true introverts and everyone who doesn't have tits and a vagina .
Maybe.

[chronomic]

I have a 6 inch and a 7 inch penis. So I just tell people my average.

[KING COTTON]

THE BIG SIX!!...........more like 4

[Wake Up]

8in

/thread

It's 9.5 inches now

[bung]

Maybe.

so are you gonna send me nekikid pix or do i really have to go through that whole thing of charming you and convincing you that i'm mysterious and worth your time?

[Laural666]

so are you gonna send me nekikid pix or do i really have to go through that whole thing of charming you and convincing you that i'm mysterious and worth your time?
Why the hell would you think that i would send you naked pics?

[bung]

Why the hell would you think that i would send you naked pics?

because you're a girl who wants attention and i'm a semi-attractive guy who will give it to you?

[Laural666]

because you're a girl who wants attention and i'm a semi-attractive guy who will give it to you?
I don't want that much/kind of attention sweetie.

[bung]

I don't want that much/kind of attention sweetie.

ok um.. give me your email addy or cell number and we can talk this out. seriously, pm it.

[Laural666]

ok um.. give me your email addy or cell number and we can talk this out. seriously, pm it.
Why would i want to do that? Explain yourself to me.

[bung]

Why would i want to do that? Explain yourself to me.

i think i'm in love with you. enamored with you. i think about you all day. if you give me your cell i can explain it to you. i can't do it on a public message board.

[Laural666]

i think i'm in love with you. enamored with you. i think about you all day. if you give me your cell i can explain it to you. i can't do it on a public message board.
I think your doing this shit to just give everyone my number. How could this be true if you have never even talked to me on here? And moderators don't read Pm's.

[bung]

I think your doing this shit to just give everyone my number. How could this be true if you have never even talked to me on here? And moderators don't read Pm's.

i know i've never talked to you. it's because i'm scared of what you'll think. i think that you won't like me. if you pm your number i will explain to you my true feelings.

[Laural666]

i know i've never talked to you. it's because i'm scared of what you'll think. i think that you won't like me. if you pm your number i will explain to you my true feelings.
Tell me why i should though? How do i know that your not just fucking with me?

[bung]

Tell me why i should though? How do i know that your not just fucking with me?

ok, seriously.. i don't fuck with people. i'm a romantic. when i feel love, i know love. and i can't stop thinking about you. you just seem so perfect to me. ok?

[rainamullen]

oh mines defiantly a foot. about as big a gene simmons. love that guy.

[tawtaw]

lol @ Laural girl

[Laural666]

lol @ Laural girl
What?

[Fullblast 2.0]

What?
If I am not mistaken; he is making fun of you? Just pointing out the obvious ;-)

[bung]

girl got fuckin played hard. she also pm'd me her number.

[Laural666]

girl got fuckin played hard. she also pm'd me her number.
I already knew that sweetie, i was feeding you, you thought you were smart, i knew you weren't going to text me that's why i sent it.

[SincerelyMe]

Holy lol.

[.invisible ink.]

I already knew that sweetie, i was feeding you, you thought you were smart, i knew you weren't going to text me that's why i sent it.

word of advice, don't PM random assholes your phone number, it could easily end up somewhere horrible (like 4chan).

[Laural666]

word of advice, don't PM random assholes your phone number, it could easily end up somewhere horrible (like 4chan).
You can always get your number changed, no big deal, but thanks.

[.invisible ink.]

You can always get your number changed, no big deal, but thanks.

why would you want to go through that hassle? there is no reason to give out your number to strange dudes, seriously. it doesn't make them like you any more, it just makes you look retarded and slutty.

[Laural666]

why would you want to go through that hassle? there is no reason to give out your number to strange dudes, seriously. it doesn't make them like you any more, it just makes you look retarded and slutty.
Wasn't my number.

[.invisible ink.]

Wasn't my number.

good call on that one. :)

[Laural666]

good call on that one. :)
Yeah, when me and my boyfriend broke up i gave him my phone and got a new one, because he bought it. Hope he has fun with that one, if he did text him.