View Full Version : Girls laughing at everything I say......
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 01:28 PM
I THANK YOU. Really I like when Im feeling down I can hang out with a girl and no matter how stupid the joke is they just laugh and turn my day around.
That is all.
songydarko
03/12/10, 01:57 PM
I like funny guys.
mantipede
03/12/10, 02:01 PM
I like being funny to girls.
Debut_Fin
03/12/10, 02:01 PM
I THANK YOU. Really I like when Im feeling down I can hang out with a girl and no matter how stupid the joke is they just laugh and turn my day around.
That is all.
She's laughing because she doesn't get it
tottivillarossi
03/12/10, 02:01 PM
I THANK YOU. Really I like when Im feeling down I can hang out with a girl and no matter how stupid the joke is they just laugh and turn my day around.
That is all.
You attend a school of idiots I say!
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 02:03 PM
You attend a school of idiots I say!
Yeah.
It could be but its nice to hang around idiots once in awhile haha
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 02:04 PM
She's laughing because she doesn't get it
Haha Nah I think she just wants me haha
Debut_Fin
03/12/10, 02:09 PM
Haha Nah I think she just wants me haha
i'm happy for you?
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 02:09 PM
i'm happy for you?
Yes. You are happy for me.
denissuxx
03/12/10, 02:14 PM
She's laughing because she doesn't get it
It's all before she was born.
Debut_Fin
03/12/10, 02:23 PM
It's all before she was born.
and you lock your door, like i've been here before
TheProsAndCons
03/12/10, 03:30 PM
Girls don't like boys, Girls like cars....and money
EvilZeppelin
03/12/10, 03:32 PM
GoFB2R_AUwM
they're feigning it, you're not funny
Smash Adams
03/12/10, 03:34 PM
Is your name Mark Hoppus?
and you lock your door, like i've been here before
you're cryin,' "lets make a toast!"
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 04:11 PM
Is your name Mark Hoppus?
Pssh! I could only wish.
KatastrophiE
03/12/10, 04:14 PM
When girls laugh at everything i say I turn into my alter ego, douchey the flaming ******, and i make fun of every word they say and every character flaw they may have; then they either sex me or call me a jerk/say fuck you enough till i just walk away.
GoFB2R_AUwM
love that song.
luckyforsome
03/12/10, 04:39 PM
that's because she feels bad for you or wants your dick in or around her mouth
barkingincision
03/12/10, 04:41 PM
i tell funny jokes during sex
...constantly...
its a bad habid.
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 05:28 PM
i tell funny jokes during sex
...constantly...
its a bad habit.
Fixed. Also, about that bad habit...you really need to stop that because A. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! B. It's rude C. It turns girls off and D. It's fucking weird.
barkingincision
03/12/10, 05:34 PM
Fixed. Also, about that bad habit...you really need to stop that because A. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! B. It's rude C. It turns girls off and D. It's fucking weird.
haha i was kind of joking there too... im surprised you took that seriously...
though it is sort of funny to tell jokes during sex, in a playful way with someone you actually care about, that is, not to some random chick.
that would be strange.
but...thanks for fixing my spelling...?
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 05:38 PM
haha i was kind of joking there too... im surprised you took that seriously...
though it is sort of funny to tell jokes during sex, in a playful way with someone you actually care about, that is, not to some random chick.
that would be strange.
but...thanks for fixing my spelling...?
Your welcome. And no. It would not. If my boyfriend told me jokes while we fucked i'd be creeped out. That's weird.
<*)))><
03/12/10, 05:38 PM
Women tend to laugh when they are afraid.
barkingincision
03/12/10, 05:44 PM
Your welcome. And no. It would not. If my boyfriend told me jokes while we fucked i'd be creeped out. That's weird.
you're weird.
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 05:52 PM
you're weird.
Because I think that telling jokes while fucking is weird? You're the one that's weird for even wanting to tell jokes while having sex.
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 05:53 PM
Women tend to laugh when they are afraid.
Bahaha nervous laugh?
barkingincision
03/12/10, 05:56 PM
Because I think that telling jokes while fucking is weird? You're the one that's weird for even wanting to tell jokes while having sex.
haha i think you took it all far too literally
i was joking at first...
do i really have to spell it out for you..? i was only referring to being silly or jokingly 'playful' during sex...
im not talking about dropping knock knock jokes while she's climaxing lol
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 05:58 PM
haha i think you took it all far too literally
i was joking at first...
do i really have to spell it out for you..? i was only referring to being silly or jokingly 'playful' during sex...
im not talking about dropping knock knock jokes while she's climaxing lol
Then say being playful because when you say telling jokes that means TELLING JOKES not playing around.
barkingincision
03/12/10, 06:04 PM
Then say being playful because when you say telling jokes that means TELLING JOKES not playing around.
:blink:
..k
limepomegranate
03/12/10, 06:12 PM
:blink:
..k
Heed my words. For they are good advice.
<*)))><
03/12/10, 06:34 PM
Bahaha nervous laugh?
Or when they fear for their lives.
Macbeth.
03/12/10, 08:29 PM
Yeah.
It could be but its nice to hang around idiots once in awhile haha
this is so true haha. i feel like everyone keeps a few idiots around to feel better about their own life and get a few cheap laughs out of
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 09:06 PM
this is so true haha. i feel like everyone keeps a few idiots around to feel better about their own life and get a few cheap laughs out of
Yeah dude! Idiots have carefree lives haha
allthewaysaid
03/12/10, 09:12 PM
that's because she feels bad for you or wants your dick in or around her mouth
Definitely the dick part
I like to compliment girls/woman on how they look for how far along they are in their pregnancy when they are not really pregnant at all. This alone makes me laugh!
stereokiller
03/13/10, 01:12 AM
She's laughing because she doesn't get it
It's all before she was born.
geebee889
03/13/10, 05:20 AM
I like to compliment girls/woman on how they look for how far along they are in their pregnancy when they are not really pregnant at all. This alone makes me laugh!
I'm pretty sure they would slap and/or punch you in the face if you did this, haha.
I'm pretty sure they would slap and/or punch you in the face if you did this, haha.
Na, you just have to make it sound like your are genuinely giving them a compliment. Then they don't get to the point of violence. Everybody loves a compliment!
Deadbolt23
03/13/10, 06:01 AM
I hate making people laugh.
awwgereee
03/13/10, 06:05 AM
It's all before she was born.
This made MY day
geebee889
03/13/10, 06:09 AM
Na, you just have to make it sound like your are genuinely giving them a compliment. Then they don't get to the point of violence. Everybody loves a compliment!
I'm not so sure about this one, haha. If someone did that do me I wouldn't be very happy. But hey, whatever floats your boat, haha.
denissuxx
03/13/10, 06:10 AM
This made MY day
Hah, glad to hear
Skillen
03/13/10, 08:25 AM
You laugh at every word trying hard to be cute, I almost feel sorry for what i'm gonna do. I was hoping this was gonna be a thread about the awesomeness of this song. Unfortunately not.
Though, everybody laughs at my jokes, but that might be because i'm actually funny. However.. I hate it when some cunt makes a lame ass reference to sex and gets that awkward "lolz subtle subject change". Really are you that uncomfortable talking about sex, something you think about every day... in fact probably with that guy that just said penis. For fuck sake just grow up.
bluecrunchy
03/13/10, 08:57 AM
haha i think you took it all far too literally
i was joking at first...
do i really have to spell it out for you..? i was only referring to being silly or jokingly 'playful' during sex...
im not talking about dropping knock knock jokes while she's climaxing lol
"Oh yeah, that's the spot...So what's the deal with airline food?"
LoginBanned
03/13/10, 11:26 AM
Girls don't have senses of humor, you're not funny they just think your cute. Bang them. Girls also laugh all the time because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
Laural666
03/13/10, 11:35 AM
Girls don't have senses of humor, you're not funny they just think your cute. Bang them. Girls also laugh all the time because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
This is not true.
I have a great sense of humor.
terror_91
03/13/10, 11:40 AM
This is not true.
I have a great sense of humor.
I laugh at your posts all the time.
This is because I think you are ridiculous and not because you have a "great sense of humor".
Laural666
03/13/10, 11:51 AM
I laugh at your posts all the time.
This is because I think you are ridiculous and not because you have a "great sense of humor".
Don't start with me.
terror_91
03/13/10, 11:52 AM
Don't start with me.
What are you going to do? Insult me?!
Laural666
03/13/10, 11:54 AM
What are you going to do? Insult me?!
No, im not in the mood to insult you.
terror_91
03/13/10, 11:55 AM
No, im not in the mood to insult you.
So why should I start with you? What is the disincentive?
LoginBanned
03/13/10, 11:57 AM
This is not true.
I have a great sense of humor.
Doubt it, but there are exceptions to every rule.
Laural666
03/13/10, 11:59 AM
So why should I start with you? What is the disincentive?
That's why i said don't start with me.
Laural666
03/13/10, 12:00 PM
Doubt it, but there are exceptions to every rule.
Everyone i know thinks im like the funniest person ever,
does that count?
zion the lion
03/13/10, 12:06 PM
Your welcome. And no. It would not. If my boyfriend told me jokes while we fucked i'd be creeped out. That's weird.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have my guy talk to me to distract me when I decide to lose the v card all the way, because just the tip doesnt count.
terror_91
03/13/10, 12:25 PM
That's why i said don't start with me.
And I am asking why I shouldn't?
What's the worst that could happen?
Laural666
03/13/10, 12:28 PM
And I am asking why I shouldn't?
What's the worst that could happen?
Im not sure, any ideas?
terror_91
03/13/10, 12:29 PM
Im not sure, any ideas?
You aren't sure?
In that case, it's probably because you are an idiot.
GoldMineGutted
03/13/10, 01:25 PM
I THANK YOU. Really I like when Im feeling down I can hang out with a girl and no matter how stupid the joke is they just laugh and turn my day around.
That is all.
I like that you said this because if you think about it, when you get old and married, should you decide to do that, all anybody wants is someone who can make them laugh. After 60 years when you've exhausted all these things to talk about, it will be awesome if you can make each other laugh.
Sounds like you've got that on your side.;-)
julietelizabeth
03/13/10, 02:03 PM
Girls don't have senses of humor, you're not funny they just think your cute. Bang them. Girls also laugh all the time because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
Unfortunately, I'd say this is all true!:upside: Although, the finding a guy cute sometimes comes after/as a result of them being funny.
overdrive91
03/13/10, 02:06 PM
I'm glad women laugh at your jokes. They laugh at mine too. sometimes.
luckyforsome
03/13/10, 03:00 PM
I like to compliment girls/woman on how they look for how far along they are in their pregnancy when they are not really pregnant at all. This alone makes me laugh!
that's beautiful
Laural666
03/13/10, 04:16 PM
You aren't sure?
In that case, it's probably because you are an idiot.
And you've started.
limepomegranate
03/13/10, 05:39 PM
Or when they fear for their lives.
Oh you...
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have my guy talk to me to distract me when I decide to lose the v card all the way, because just the tip doesnt count.
Haha well good luck and you're right just the tip does not count!
<*)))><
03/13/10, 06:00 PM
Oh you...
Haha well good luck and you're right just the tip does not count!
Don't want to finish your sentence?
limepomegranate
03/13/10, 06:49 PM
Don't want to finish your sentence?
Nope!
AndrewIcex
03/13/10, 09:12 PM
On a different note, I rarely find any girls to be funny.
allthewaysaid
03/13/10, 09:42 PM
I like that you said this because if you think about it, when you get old and married, should you decide to do that, all anybody wants is someone who can make them laugh. After 60 years when you've exhausted all these things to talk about, it will be awesome if you can make each other laugh.
Sounds like you've got that on your side.;-)
Thank you! I really appreciate that.
allthewaysaid
03/13/10, 09:50 PM
Girls don't have senses of humor, you're not funny they just think your cute. Bang them. Girls also laugh all the time because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
Whoa. I know this sounds wrong but I think you do make sense.
Kozzy333
03/13/10, 10:23 PM
On a different note, I rarely find any girls to be funny.
Agreed.
AndrewIcex
03/13/10, 10:36 PM
Agreed.
Mostly find them annoying, and the ones that try to be funny... try entirely too hard.
Girls don't have senses of humor, you're not funny they just think your cute. Bang them. Girls also laugh all the time because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
True, especially for the attractive ones.
zion the lion
03/14/10, 03:31 AM
Oh you...
Haha well good luck and you're right just the tip does not count!
the thing is 7 inches around...I'm lucky he lets me live in my own pretend land where the tip counts half of the time.
On a different note, I rarely find any girls to be funny.
Mostly find them annoying, and the ones that try to be funny... try entirely too hard.
I think its funny how guys act like such pricks after they get dumped.
LoginBanned
03/14/10, 08:06 AM
Everyone i know thinks im like the funniest person ever,
does that count?
No. They probably have bad sense of humor as well
Unfortunately, I'd say this is all true!:upside: Although, the finding a guy cute sometimes comes after/as a result of them being funny.
This happens in rare circumstances, usually a girl thinks a guy is funny if she thinks he's cute. Alot of girls find me funny, barely any find me cute.
Whoa. I know this sounds wrong but I think you do make sense.
I do. At 18 you are allready smarter than most 25 years old I know.
True, especially for the attractive ones.
Right, because they don't see the use of developing brains or a personality. These are the same middle aged women you see out on the dancefloor at the bar reeking of Victoria Secret's love spell, wearing clothes that are 20 years too young for them big fake boobs and a face that's starting to look like a crumbling statue with all the cosmetic work and caked on make-up desperately trying to cling to their looks in hopes of finding a husband in time.
terror_91
03/14/10, 10:35 AM
And you've started.
Oh shit. Now what?
allthewaysaid
03/14/10, 11:13 AM
the thing is 7 inches around...I'm lucky he lets me live in my own pretend land where the tip counts half of the time.
I think its funny how guys act like such pricks after they get dumped.
We love to act like pricks haha
GoldMineGutted
03/14/10, 11:14 AM
Whoa. I know this sounds wrong but I think you do make sense.
Get out! You can't like what I said AND what this guy is saying. This is some horse shit. Girls TOTALLY have a sense of humor and it's waaaayyy unfortunate if this guy hasn't met any that do.
limepomegranate
03/14/10, 11:16 AM
the thing is 7 inches around...I'm lucky he lets me live in my own pretend land where the tip counts half of the time.
What the...???
allthewaysaid
03/14/10, 11:19 AM
Get out! You can't like what I said AND what this guy is saying. This is some horse shit. Girls TOTALLY have a sense of humor and it's waaaayyy unfortunate if this guy hasn't met any that do.
Haha Chill.......Are you chilling?
Ok! I really don't want to get into an argument but yeah there's some girls that have a sense of humor, I just me this girl last night and she was one of the funniest and cutest people Ive ever met, the thing is that she wasnt' telling any jokes she was just acting cute and funny.
What the...???
there comes a time when you realize....
Laural666
03/14/10, 01:40 PM
Oh shit. Now what?
I don't care?
Laural666
03/14/10, 01:40 PM
No. They probably have bad sense of humor as well
Im sorry, i don't hang out with people that have a bad sense of humor.
terror_91
03/14/10, 02:01 PM
I don't care?
If you didn't care then why did you tell me not to start with you?
You are pathetic, please don't ever forget that.
Laural666
03/14/10, 02:03 PM
If you didn't care then why did you tell me not to start with you?
You are pathetic, please don't ever forget that.
I told you not to start with me simply because i don't care, i don't think you understand.
julietelizabeth
03/14/10, 02:07 PM
I told you not to start with me simply because i don't care, i don't think you understand.
That doesn't really make much sense. I would quit while you're not too far behind.
(not trying to be rude; if anything, I'm trying to help you out).
terror_91
03/14/10, 02:15 PM
I told you not to start with me simply because i don't care, i don't think you understand.
I don't think you have any sort of measurable intelligence.
zion the lion
03/14/10, 02:55 PM
What the...???
I may or may not have been under the influence of something at that time.
Laural666
03/14/10, 03:43 PM
I don't think you have any sort of measurable intelligence.
I think your confusing me with someone else.
fake empire
03/14/10, 04:05 PM
I think your confusing me with someone else.
hey gurl
terror_91
03/14/10, 04:41 PM
I think your confusing me with someone else.
No, I'm not.
Laural666
03/14/10, 09:01 PM
hey gurl
Supp boii!!
LoginBanned
03/15/10, 04:38 AM
Im sorry, i don't hang out with people that have a bad sense of humor.
You spend alot of time trying to convince a stranger on the internet that you have a good sense of humor.
limepomegranate
03/15/10, 05:11 PM
there comes a time when you realize....
When I realize what exactly?
I may or may not have been under the influence of something at that time.
Haha ok well i'm glad!
zion the lion
03/15/10, 05:19 PM
When I realize what exactly?
Haha ok well i'm glad!
Yeah, any time I talk about winkie size you can usually just assume theres a party going on in my head.
fake empire
03/15/10, 06:53 PM
Supp boii!!
kickin it u?
Laural666
03/15/10, 07:02 PM
kickin it u?
Bored!:-(
fake empire
03/15/10, 07:57 PM
Bored!:-(
lemme entertain u
Laural666
03/15/10, 08:41 PM
lemme entertain u
Well you know the drill yo.
AndrewIcex
03/15/10, 09:58 PM
the thing is 7 inches around...I'm lucky he lets me live in my own pretend land where the tip counts half of the time.
I think its funny how guys act like such pricks after they get dumped.
Huh? How is that relevant?
zion the lion
03/16/10, 12:44 AM
Huh? How is that relevant?
Think about it
emilymarie100
03/16/10, 12:54 AM
Maybe she's trying not to anger you because she fears you are a cannibal/rapist?
When I realize what exactly?
that some people are better left unquoted -.-
ohioforlovers
03/16/10, 06:52 AM
It's a rule we have. Laugh at his jokes whether they are funny or not.. have you not seen The ugly Truth?? LOL.
allthewaysaid
03/16/10, 11:26 AM
It's a rule we have. Laugh at his jokes whether they are funny or not.. have you not seen The ugly Truth?? LOL.
I knew it!!! And people thought I was crazy.....
terror_91
03/16/10, 11:39 AM
It's a rule we have. Laugh at his jokes whether they are funny or not.. have you not seen The ugly Truth?? LOL.
Cringe at your username.
limepomegranate
03/16/10, 03:00 PM
Yeah, any time I talk about winkie size you can usually just assume theres a party going on in my head.
Haha okkkk
that some people are better left unquoted -.-
Haha you're probably right!
limepomegranate
03/16/10, 03:01 PM
It's a rule we have. Laugh at his jokes whether they are funny or not.. have you not seen The ugly Truth?? LOL.
Lie. Only stupid girls do this.
spansen
03/16/10, 10:49 PM
I like funny guys.
2 things. two door cinema club is fantastic, and you're pretty. end.
spansen
03/16/10, 10:51 PM
Your welcome. And no. It would not. If my boyfriend told me jokes while we fucked i'd be creeped out. That's weird.
sometimes i think you're too honest. ha
Haha you're probably right!
learn from my experience, honey!
songydarko
03/17/10, 08:35 AM
2 things. two door cinema club is fantastic, and you're pretty. end.
They are and thank you very much. :)
terror_91
03/17/10, 11:48 AM
2 things. two door cinema club is fantastic, and you're pretty. end.
Hitting on girls over the internet makes you awesome.
Forever.Zero
03/17/10, 12:38 PM
Hitting on girls over the internet makes you awesome.
Duh, haven't you learned anything from the internet
terror_91
03/17/10, 12:48 PM
Duh, haven't you learned anything from the internet
I guess I haven't :-(
spansen
03/17/10, 01:50 PM
Hitting on girls over the internet makes you awesome.
thanks, bro.
a compliment is a compliment is a compliment. there's nothing to it. clearly, i don't live there, and so it doesn't equate to much.. but no matter what, people like being complimented.
some, however, just enjoy being douchebags on the internet-- it's evidently your forte.
terror_91
03/17/10, 01:52 PM
thanks, bro.
a compliment is a compliment is a compliment. there's nothing to it. clearly, i don't live there, and so it doesn't equate to much.. but no matter what, people like being complimented.
some, however, just enjoy being douchebags on the internet-- it's evidently your forte.
Stop hitting on me.
spansen
03/17/10, 01:55 PM
Stop hitting on me.
oh, stop it.. you're too kind.
terror_91
03/17/10, 02:00 PM
oh, stop it.. you're too kind.
I think this is the beginning of something beautiful.
spansen
03/17/10, 02:23 PM
I think this is the beginning of something beautiful.
i think you could be right.. first, i have to ask you to move to america though.. to make it have a better chance, you know.
terror_91
03/17/10, 02:24 PM
i think you could be right.. first, i have to ask you to move to america though.. to make it have a better chance, you know.
Weirdly enough I was planning to move to where you are.
I think you should check the new topic about someone being broken up with; I'm the first post and I think it will only make the blossoming easier.
spansen
03/17/10, 02:53 PM
Weirdly enough I was planning to move to where you are.
I think you should check the new topic about someone being broken up with; I'm the first post and I think it will only make the blossoming easier.
Good, I'll look forward to it.
limepomegranate
03/18/10, 04:32 PM
sometimes i think you're too honest. ha
Haha it's all part of my charm. ;-)
learn from my experience, honey!
Ok I shall!
framebyframe
03/18/10, 05:52 PM
This is me. People always say, "why do you laugh at everything I say?" But it's because I find most things hilarious, especially when I first meet someone and they have a sense of humor I'm not used to.
LoginBanned
03/20/10, 07:40 AM
2 things. two door cinema club is fantastic, and you're pretty. end.
Which is why she's not to be trusted.
ApricotChick
03/21/10, 02:40 PM
Just have a funyun instead.
ohioforlovers
03/23/10, 11:26 AM
Cringe at your username.
A lot of people do. Because they cant possibly believe this has nothing to do with the sucky band from Dayton. believe it or not, its not for them :D
ohioforlovers
03/23/10, 11:27 AM
Lie. Only stupid girls do this.
See how I put "haven't you seen the ugly truth??" Meaning... its a joke and we don't really do this.. that movie is wrong. usually we just laugh because the boys are being stupid :D
britishlove26
03/23/10, 02:59 PM
sometimes girls really like guys and pretend to like their jokes cuz to tell you the truth alot of times we want to get in your pants.....
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