Chuck Norris Or Bear Grylls

[l_strange]

okay so who is better Chuck Norris or Bear Grylls

[zachff]

Only one of these people has a wikipedia about jokes about them

[mantipede]

I think they're both garbage.

Chuck Norris has become some sort of phenomenon by kids, teens and young adults who have probably only seen him on Boflex commercials. He's old and lame now, he was old and lame 20 years ago.

Bear uses a little bit of shock value to make people think he's awesome but you can watch any night time reality show to see that shit. He has a crew follow him around and tends to make his badassness up, simply from editing.

Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
Everyone > Chuck Norris

[jwicklun]

chuck norris is no longer relevant. Ever since he has embraced the tea party movement, he has become more of a joke.

[FBTMOPenguins]

Norris get's fucked up in Way of the Dragon!

[xcloud66x]

Jack Bauer.

[petethemeat]

Bear Grylls for sure. Chuck Norris is an ignorant asshat that wants public schools to teach from the bible.

[George-Michael]

Les Stroud vs Jack Bauer. There is a poll.

[sleepyseanzzz]

bear grylls is a phony! a big fat PHONY!

[JordanBuell]

Les Stroud vs Jack Bauer. There is a poll.

agreed.

[InvisibleImage]

Les Stroud vs Jack Bauer. There is a poll.
came in here to say this...cant stand these people who like Bear Grylls

[Debut_Fin]

Bear Grylls for sure. Chuck Norris is an ignorant asshat that wants public schools to teach from the bible.

My thoughts exactly. Chuck Norris is an idiot

[Neo Cassady]

Les Stroud.

[Brokenhill]

I think they're both garbage.

Chuck Norris has become some sort of phenomenon by kids, teens and young adults who have probably only seen him on Boflex commercials. He's old and lame now, he was old and lame 20 years ago.

Bear uses a little bit of shock value to make people think he's awesome but you can watch any night time reality show to see that shit. He has a crew follow him around and tends to make his badassness up, simply from editing.

Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
Everyone > Chuck Norris

Came here to say this.

[roughroads]

Not even a poll;
Chuck Norris is overrated and irrelevant.

[SuNDaYSTaR]

To all the people who talk shit about Chuck Norris, watch your back if he ever sees this poll. And he will. Because he sees everything.

[xapplexpiex]

Norris.

[SLoT]

Don't understand the comparison between Stroud and Grylls. I know they both have survival technique shows (I guess I see the comparison to the shows), but they're both based on a different format completely. Stroud survives for a week. Grylls show is an informative technique show. Completely different honestly. They're both survival experts and neither one is better than the other. If anyone knows anything about Bear they also know his show is not what you should base your judgements about him off of entirely. He's done some incredible things I would only want to read about because if I was with him on any of those journeys I would die in about 30 minutes. Either way to the point here. Grylls > Norris.

[Deadbolt23]

People need to stop making Chuck Norris jokes all the time.

[Jason_Merch]

Who the fuck is Bear Grylls?

[iconoclasttt]

Who the fuck is Bear Grylls?
lol.

[murrich]

Vin Diesel (5 internet points for me)

[InTheatersNow]

No question, Chuck Norris.

[SeanEBoy2686]

Will Ferrell was on Man vs. Wild... was Will Ferrell ever on Walker, Texas Ranger??

Bear Grylls

[Jaimehere]

Bear Grylls and Les Stroud can teach you how to survive in the wild, but they can never teach you how to survive CHUCK NORRIS

[muttley]

Bear Grylls.

[spansen]

chuck norris is like an urban legend, based on shitty movies and shows; bear grylls is real, with occasional help from staffers-- but he does all sorts of shit i could never ever do.