Funny bracket name

[hitormiss92]

Help APers! I need a good, witty/funny bracket name (30 characters) for a pool I'm entering. Anything about a player or a team would be great! Right now i'm going with My Sherron-a but I don't know

[Homeless Donut]

I saw Dukie Lover a couple years ago.

[hitormiss92]

Yeah but that one's already taken in my pool :P

[rcrook]

I'm always "Put The Money In My Hansbrough"

[sleepyseanzzz]

ill get you several good choices for fantasy football but sorry man, nothing in the ncaa department

[troubledbyinsects]

you can't think of this on your own?

[The Summer Ends]

Help APers! I need a good, witty/funny bracket name (30 characters) for a pool I'm entering. Anything about a player or a team would be great! Right now i'm going with My Sherron-a but I don't know
Wow, you totally stole my name. Way to be a douchebag.
Edit: Whoa, bold name now. What happened?

[Hagysaurus Rex]

I'm always "Put The Money In My Hansbrough"

Funny, my bracket for the past 3 years has been "Fuck Tyler Hansbrough" but that's because he's always found a way to beat my school and/or send them out of the tourney with absurd shots that always fall.

[fflash]

Funny, my bracket for the past 3 years has been "Fuck Tyler Hansbrough" but that's because he's always found a way to beat my school and/or send them out of the tourney with absurd shots that always fall.

Least-talented basketball player to ever play in D-1
He threw elbows the whole time, while crying to the officials

[xbrokendownx]

Least-talented basketball player to ever play in D-1
He threw elbows the whole time, while crying to the officials



:-|

[fflash]

:-|

You can try to debate that if you want, but you'll lose.

[xbrokendownx]

You can try to debate that if you want, but you'll lose.

NCAA

* Most Free Throws Made, Career: 968 (2005-09)

[edit] Atlantic Coast Conference

* Most Career Points: 2,872 (2005-09)
* Most Career Points as a Junior: 2,168 (2005-08)
* Most Free Throws Made, Career: 982 (2005-09)
* Most Free Throws Made, Single Season: 304 (2007-08)
* Most Career 20-point games: 78 (2005-09)
* Most Double-figure Scoring Games, Single Season: 39 (2007-08)

* Ties Mark Alarie (Duke, 1985-86) and Johnny Dawkins (Duke, 1985-86)

* Most ACC Rookie of the Week awards: 10 (2005-2006) - ties Kenny Anderson (Georgia Tech, 1989-90)[19]
* Most Single-Season ACC Player of the Week awards: 8 (2007-08)
* First Freshman to be a Unanimous All-ACC First Team Selection (2006)[19]
* First player in ACC history to be unanimously selected four times to the ACC All-Conference Team
* 1 of only 4 players (with Danny Green and Wake Forest's Tim Duncan and Rusty LaRue) to beat Mike Krzyzewski-coached teams four times at Cameron Indoor Stadium
* Only player in ACC history to be named unanimous first-team All-ACC four times [20]
* 1 of only 8 players in ACC history to compile 2,000 points and 1,000 rebounds

joining Len Chappell and Tim Duncan (Wake Forest); Danny Ferry, Mike Gminski, and Christian Laettner, (Duke); Sam Perkins (UNC); and Ralph Sampson (Virginia)

* #4 - Career ACC Player of the Week awards: 10 (one in 2005-06, eight in 2007-08 and one in 2008-09)

* Record: 12 by Antawn Jamison (one in 1995-96, four in 1996-97 and seven in 1997-98) and J. J. Redick (Duke, 2002-06)

* #4 - Points and Rebounds Combined, Single Season: 1,281 (2007-08)

* Record: 1,402 by Len Chappell (Wake Forest, 1961-62)

* #4 - Freshman Per Game Scoring Average: 18.94 (2005-06)[19]

* Record: 20.6 by Kenny Anderson (Georgia Tech, 1989-90)

* #5 - Freshman Field Goal Percentage: .570 (2005-06)[19]

* Record: .626 by Sam Perkins (UNC, 1980-81)

* #5 - Career Scoring as a Sophomore: 1,286 (2006-07)[19]

* Record: 1,497 by Kenny Anderson (Georgia Tech, 1990-91)

* #5 - Career Rebounding as a Junior: 943 (2005-08)

* Record: 1,125 by Ralph Sampson (Virginia)

* #6 - Scoring, Single Season: 882 points (2007-08)

* Record: 970 points by Dennis Scott (Georgia Tech 1989-90)

* #11 (Tied) - Consecutive Double-Figure Games: 55

* Record: 86 by Jeff Mullins (Duke, 1964 )

* #14 - Rebounds, Single Season: 399 (2007-08)

* Record: 581 by Ronnie Shavlik (N.C. State, 1954-55)

* Tyler Hansbrough has earned the following honors in 2008: National Player of the Year, ACC Player of the Year, ACC Tournament Most Valuable Player and NCAA Tournament Regional MVP. Just three other players in ACC history have won all of the above honors in the same season: UNC’s Lennie Rosenbluth (1957), Duke’s Christian Laettner (1992) and UNC’s Antawn Jamison (1998).

[edit] University of North Carolina

As of May 28, 2009[21]

* Most Career Points 2,872 (2005-09)
* Most Career Rebounds 1,219 (2005-09)
* Most Points and Rebounds Combined, Career: 4,091
* Most Career Points as a Junior: 2,168 (2005-08)
* Most Points by Two Players, Single Season: Tyler Hansbrough (882) and Wayne Ellington (647); 1,529 combined (2007-08)
* Most Points and Rebounds Combined, Single Season: 1,281 (2007-08)
* Most Free Throws Attempted, Career: 1,241
* Most Free Throws Made, Career: 982
* Most Field Goals Made, Career: 939
* Most Rebounds, Single Season: 399 (2007-08)
* Most Points by a Tar Heel in the Dean Smith Center in a single season: 385[20]
* Most Free Throws Attempted, Single Season: 377 (2007-08)
* Most Free Throws Made, Single Season: 304 (2007-08)
* Most Career Double-Figure Scoring Games: 126 (2005-09)
* Most Career 20-point games: 78 (2005-09)
* Reached 1,000 points in his 54th game, the fastest Tar Heel who played as a true freshman [22]
* Most Points for a Freshman in an individual game: 40 against Georgia Tech, February 15, 2006.[23]
* Most Points by a Tar Heel in the Dean Smith Center in an individual game: 40 against Georgia Tech, February 15, 2006[15]

* Second-Most Points by a Tar Heel in the Dean Smith Center in an individual game: 39 against Clemson, February 10, 2008

* Most Double-Figure Scoring Games, Single Season: 39
* Highest Scoring Average in the Dean Smith Center in a single season: 24.1 points (2007-08)[12]
* Highest Scoring Average as a Freshman: 18.9 points (2005-06)[24]
* Most Free Throws Made in an individual game in the Dean Smith Center: 17 against Clemson, February 10, 2008[15]
* Most Steals in the Dean Smith Center in an individual game: 8 against UNC-Asheville, December 28, 2005

* Ties Derrick Phelps vs. Central Florida, December 7, 1991

* Most Single-Season ACC Player of the Week awards: 8 (2007-08)[25]
* First and only Tar Heel to be named unanimous first-team All-ACC four times[20]
* Second of only 2 Tar Heels (with Pete Brennan, All-America forward on 1957 national championship team) to score 1,000 points with more made free throws than field goals[26]
* Fourth Tar Heel to be named ACC Player of the Year and Tournament MVP in the same season (with Lennie Rosenbluth 1957, Larry Miller 1967 and 1968, Antawn Jamison 1998)
* Fifth Tar Heel (first since 1984) to be a three-time, first-team All-America (with Jack Cobb 1924-26, Phil Ford 1976-78, Mike O’Koren 1978-80 and Sam Perkins 1982-84)
* Sixth 2,000-point scorer in UNC history
* Seventh UNC player to record 1,000 career rebounds
* #2 - UNC Scoring Trio, Single Season: Tyler Hansbrough (882 points), Wayne Ellington (647), and Danny Green (447); 1,976 points combined (2007-08)

* Record: 2,051 points by Antawn Jamison (822), Shammond Williams (637), and Vince Carter (592) in 1997-98

* #2 - Career Scoring as a Sophomore: 1,286 points

* Record: 1,290 points by Antawn Jamison (2000-01)

* #2 - Single Season Scoring: 882 points (2007-08)

* Record: 895 points by Lennie Rosenbluth (1956-57)

* #2 - Consecutive Double-Figure Games: 55

* Record: 64 by Larry Miller

* #2 - Most Steals in an individual game: 8

* Record: 9 by Derrick Phelps at Georgia Tech, Feb. 2, 1992

* #3 - Highest Scoring Average as a Freshman: 587 (2005-06)

* Record: 600 points by Joseph Forte (1999-2000)

* #5 - Freshman Field Goal Percentage: 57.0 (2005-06)[19]

* Record: 62.6 by Sam Perkins (1980-81)

* #5 - 20 or more points in consecutive games: 9 (twice) (from Feb. 3 to March 4, 2008 and from Nov. 26, 2008 to Jan. 7, 2009) - ties Michael Jordan (1983-84)
* #6 - Single-Season Double-Doubles (Points and Rebounds): 19

* Record: 22 by Billy Cunningham (1964)

* #9 - Single-Season Scoring, Points Per Game: 22.6 (2008)

* Record: 28.0 points by Lennie Rosenbluth (1957)

* Reached 2,000 points in his 100th career game at North Carolina, becoming the third-fastest Tar Heel to reach that milestone.[27]

* Record: 75 games by Lennie Rosenbluth




Awards

* 2009 Sporting News College Basketball Athlete of the Decade
* 2009 Consensus First-team All-America (Sports Illustrated, Sporting News, USBWA, ESPN.com, Associated Press)
* 2009 All-ACC First Team Selection (unanimous)
* 2009 NCAA All-Tournament Team
* 2009 First-team All-District (NABC, USBWA)
* 2008 ACC Male Athlete of the Year (Kevlin Award)
* 2008 National Player of the Year (Naismith Award, Associated Press, National Association of Basketball Coaches, Sporting News, Sports Illustrated, ESPN.com, Adolph Rupp Trophy, Oscar Robertson Trophy, John R. Wooden Award)[28][29]
* 2008 Unanimous First-team All-America (Sports Illustrated, The Sporting News, USBWA, ESPN.com, Basketball Times, FoxSports.com, Associated Press)
* 2008 ACC Player of the Year (unanimous)[30]
* 2008 All-ACC First Team Selection (unanimous)
* 2008 Charlotte, North Carolina NCAA Regional MOP
* 2008 ACC Tournament MVP
* 2008 First-Team ACC All-Tournament Team
* 2008 District Player of the Year (USBWA)
* 2008 First-team All-District (NABC, USBWA)
* 9-time ACC Player of the Week (Mar. 6, 2006 (co-winner); Nov. 26, Dec. 10, Dec. 24, Dec. 31 (co-winner), 2007; Feb. 4, Feb. 11, Feb. 25, Mar. 16, 2008)
* 2007 Las Vegas Invitational MVP
* 2008 Preseason ACC Player of the Year
* 2008 Preseason First-Team All-ACC
* 2007 NABC First Team All-American
* 2007 Sporting News First Team All-American
* 2007 AP Second Team All-American
* 2007 All-ACC First Team Selection (unanimous)
* 2006 First-team All-America (Sporting News, Rupp)
* 2006 Third-team All-America (AP, NABC, Basketball Times)
* 2006 National Freshman of the Year (ESPN.com, SI.com, Sporting News, USBWA, Basketball Times)
* 2006 First-team All-ACC (unanimous) (Hansbrough is the first freshman ever to earn this honor by a unanimous vote)
* 2006 ACC Rookie of the Year (unanimous)
* 2006 ACC All-Freshman Team (unanimous)
* 2006 All-ACC Tournament first-team
* 2006 Wooden Award Finalist (one of 22)
* 2006 Rupp Award Finalist
* 2006 USBWA All-District Team
* 2006 NABC All-District Team
* 2006 10-time ACC Freshman of the Week (ties Kenny Anderson of Georgia Tech for most all time)

* 2005 McDonald's All-American[31]
* 2005 Parade All-American[32]

* Poplar Bluff Showdown All-Tournament Team (2002-05)
* SEMO All-Conference Team (2001-02, 2002-03, 2003-04, 2004-05)
* Missouri All-State Team (2002-03, 2003-04, 2004-05)





yep, no talent. and i hate him.

[fflash]

NCAA






yep, no talent. and i hate him.

Setting records because you played for four years doesn't mean anything. You don't need talent to play in college.
Look at him in the NBA
You just posted a bunch of meaningless records, but at-least you wasted your time :shrug:

[xbrokendownx]

dude just shut the fuck up. i hate Tyler Hansbrough more than most people but to say he wasnt talented is just stupid.

hes averaging 8.5 and 4.8 in the NBA as a rookie...how is that bad?

[startBBtoday]

no wait, this dude's right. tyler hansbrough is the only ncaa player to ever stay for all four years of school.

[FondestMemory]

You don't need talent to play in college.

theres been a lot of stupid shit said in this forum, especially lately.

But this is far and away the most unintelligent thing ive ever seen.

[hitormiss92]

Wow, you totally stole my name. Way to be a douchebag.
Edit: Whoa, bold name now. What happened?

I went with No X-'Cuse-s

Sorry, i really didn't mean to steal your name. Forgive me?

[fflash]

theres been a lot of stupid shit said in this forum, especially lately.

But this is far and away the most unintelligent thing ive ever seen.

You're pretty dumb then, community colleges have teams, Coastal Carolina is D-1!!?

Good try?

[FondestMemory]

Are you even trying to make sense?

If so, its not working.

[iihungrieii]

Setting records because you played for four years doesn't mean anything. You don't need talent to play in college.
Look at him in the NBA
You just posted a bunch of meaningless records, but at-least you wasted your time :shrug:

hes injured.......

[bridgeofeldin]

my bracket's team name is "villa no fun" but i really dont know much about basketball

[preppyak]

You're pretty dumb then, community colleges have teams, Coastal Carolina is D-1!!?

Good try?
http://i.imgur.com/mk5Y3.gif

[LikeAnAvalanche]

no wait, this dude's right. tyler hansbrough is the only ncaa player to ever stay for all four years of school.

after this glorious quote, I apologize for being an asshole in the mock draft forum, I was drunk. ahaha

[Broken Parachute]

Gimme The Lute (Olson) was mine last year, I believe.

[fflash]

http://i.imgur.com/mk5Y3.gif
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[InTheatersNow]

Least-talented basketball player to ever play in D-1
He threw elbows the whole time, while crying to the officials

Holy shit that is so far-fetched.

[evvandflow]

Setting records because you played for four years doesn't mean anything. You don't need talent to play in college.
Look at him in the NBA
You just posted a bunch of meaningless records, but at-least you wasted your time :shrug:

you're very stupid.

[fflash]

you're very stupid.

I get it AP.net, you don't know anything about sports. stick to swoopy hair and "pop punk"

[xbrokendownx]

please explain how Tyler Hansbrough wasnt talented. i'd love to hear a rational argument

[evvandflow]

I get it AP.net, you don't know anything about sports. stick to swoopy hair and "pop punk"

youre a clown dude, you dont need talent to play in college? make an actual argument and convince me youre not 11 years old.

[zachff]

Off In The Woods, because no one beats off in the woods

[xcloud66x]

dude just shut the fuck up. i hate Tyler Hansbrough more than most people but to say he wasnt talented is just stupid.

hes averaging 8.5 and 4.8 in the NBA as a rookie...how is that bad?

tyler hansbrough is also on the pacers. that's right, the freaking PACERS who blow balls. how could you not have the chance to average a few points on a team like that. and he hasn't been playing because of what, an ear infection? what a pussy

[xbrokendownx]

tyler hansbrough is also on the pacers. that's right, the freaking PACERS who blow balls. how could you not have the chance to average a few points on a team like that. and he hasn't been playing because of what, an ear infection? what a pussy



so because hes on the Pacers, he blows? does Danny Granger blow?

i never thought i'd see the day where i was defending Psycho T so much

[xcloud66x]

so because hes on the Pacers, he blows? does Danny Granger blow?

i never thought i'd see the day where i was defending Psycho T so much

Nahh, that's not what I mean. I'm just sayin he's a flat out mediocre player. Danny Granger in his earlier days could put up twice the stats, but even so a lot of the reason he's able to do that is because he gets his hands on the ball so much more with no one else worthwhile on the team. Now I'm not tryin to downplay Granger's abilities either, he's a great player but he's for sure not a superstar. It's the same with younger player like Hansbrough; when you're on a crappier team, you get the chances to put up better stats.

[xbrokendownx]

look, i dont even care about his NBA career so i dont even know why im arguing that. but to say that he has no talent is just plain wrong

and i'd say granger is becoming a star. he averaged 26 PPG last year and is averaging about 24 PPG this year

[fflash]

look, i dont even care about his NBA career so i dont even know why im arguing that. but to say that he has no talent is just plain wrong

and i'd say granger is becoming a star. he averaged 26 PPG last year and is averaging about 24 PPG this year

Everytime I see you post, you put some dumb stat, I'm glad you know nothing about the game.

[preppyak]

Everytime I see you post, you put some dumb stat, I'm glad you know nothing about the game.
haha...definitely a joke account

[xbrokendownx]

yea this moron cant be real

[And Hours Pass]

http://i.imgur.com/mk5Y3.gif
Not sure if you've seen the full video that's from, but it's very amusing.

[evvandflow]

"UNC Repeat"

[Theseventhson]

Everytime I see you post, you put some dumb stat, I'm glad you know nothing about the game.
Is this a serious post? This post basically says:

Every time you post, you use facts to back your argument up, while I pull stupid shit out of my ass as a counter-"argument".

[fflash]

Is this a serious post? This post basically says:

Every time you post, you use facts to back your argument up, while I pull stupid shit out of my ass as a counter-"argument".

The things I see on this website are more dumb than Colin Cowherd saying the saints can't win the super bowl because they have to many players who went to small schools.

That is how idiotic the people who try to talk about sports are here.

I'm glad watching Sports Center makes you feel like an expert, keep it up guys!

[FondestMemory]

You havent said one thing thats even remotely intelligent.

[xbrokendownx]

i think its funny that she's criticizing us for our sports knowledge, yet all she says is general stuff like "you dont need talent to play in college" and "look at tyler hansbrough in the NBA!!"

great points!!!!!!!11

[startBBtoday]

The things I see on this website are more dumb than Colin Cowherd saying the saints can't win the super bowl because they have to many players who went to small schools.

That is how idiotic the people who try to talk about sports are here.

I'm glad watching Sports Center makes you feel like an expert, keep it up guys!

of all the things to criticize us for/make fun of us about/accuse us of, this is one of the funniest.

[Until The Bombs]

Went with "The [ ]."

[fflash]

of all the things to criticize us for/make fun of us about/accuse us of, this is one of the funniest.
Right, making fun of you for not actually watching sports, but then acting like an expert.
Makes me wonder why they have a sports forum, when no one on here knows anything...

[Theseventhson]

But you've yet to make a valid point, funny how that works.

[Fazer3]

He is averaging 19.1 PTS and 7.6 REB this month....yep, complete lack of talent right there!