So i'm a counselor at this camp...

[dashboard1190]

And I got some 14 year old to believe she's in love with me and suck my dick.

Then the bitch decided to go suck off one of my friends.

How's your summer been?

:bobdance:

ps. this is a joke, based on this (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=159710)thread.

[ForeverInADay]

hahahahahahahahahahaha


Somebody should make a thread dealing with something like "So i'm a counselor at this camp.." hahahahahahahaha

[dashboard1190]

hahahahahahahahahahaha


Somebody should make a thread dealing with something like "So i'm a counselor at this camp.." hahahahahahahaha

:wink:

[apoemtothedead]

I was waiting for this thread.

[dashboard1190]

I was waiting for this thread.

And I made it.

And by I, I mean the counselor at the camp.

Her lips were so tender!

[ForeverInADay]

And I made it.

And by I, I mean the counselor at the camp.

Her lips were so tender!
my favourite part was how she wasn't a slut.

[dashboard1190]

my favourite part was how she wasn't a slut.

I wouldn't call her a slut because she isn't professional yet.

Easy, on the other hand, could work.

[headclub]

AHAHAHAHHA, YES!!!!. good job

[headclub]

no pun intended on her part

[mikeford]

yeah dude, defiling a 14 year old. winner. i hope yer like 25. post yer address.

[headclub]

yeah dude, defiling a 14 year old. winner. i hope yer like 25. post yer address.

dude its a joke. have you seen the thread entitled "well, that was fun" its about that

[boysdontcry17]

i so saw this one coming

[ThirdTimeAround]

So... was it good or not?

[xllirikx]

nice response.

[xllirikx]

i don't think a lot of people are making the link

[dashboard1190]

i don't think a lot of people are making the link

me either. i had some guy IM me and be like "are you legal with a 14 year old?"

[ThirdTimeAround]

me either. i had some guy IM me and be like "are you legal with a 14 year old?"

:shake:

[xllirikx]

me either. i had some guy IM me and be like "are you legal with a 14 year old?"


its really clever of you. Perhaps you should explain though, before the feds are on your ass.

The Progress are playing in your town. I hope you plan on going.

[dashboard1190]

:shake:

and I would be so it doesn't matter.

[dashboard1190]

its really clever of you. Perhaps you should explain though, before the feds are on your ass.

The Progress are playing in your town. I hope you plan on going.

I edited the main post saying "this is a joke".

Never listened, but do you happen to know where?

And I saw STD is going to be in Allentown, who are they touring with?

[ThirdTimeAround]

and I would be so it doesn't matter.

That's why you're the man.

[xllirikx]

I edited the main post saying "this is a joke".

Never listened, but do you happen to know where?

And I saw STD is going to be in Allentown, who are they touring with?

Lollerfest on the 22nd.

Yeah, i saw that too. Say Anything/mewithoutyou and Piebald are also coming

The hate the Croc though.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Lollerfest on the 22nd.

Yeah, i saw that too. Say Anything/mewithoutyou and Piebald are also coming

The hate the Croc though.

"Lollerfest"? Lollerskates.

[needles & pins]

Lollerfest on the 22nd.

Yeah, i saw that too. Say Anything/mewithoutyou and Piebald are also coming

The hate the Croc though.

I was looking to see when Say Anything was coming... but then I saw Vanilla Ice was coming and I just forgot all about it.

[ThirdTimeAround]

I was looking to see when Say Anything was coming... but then I saw Vanilla Ice was coming and I just forgot all about it.

Vanilla Ice? Hahahahaha "word to ya motha"

[needles & pins]

Vanilla Ice? Hahahahaha "word to ya motha"

Oh yeah. Tickets are only $12 hahaha. He's coming just before I leave for school. I wanna go just so when I move in, I can avoid awkward silence with my roommate by going, "So... yeah, I saw Vanilla Ice yesterday."

[SePaMc]

My summer's been alright.

I tricked some girl into giving me head in the pool. I made her think she had to. Best part was it was my friend's gf at the time. We're best buds though. Maybe we'll pull a threesome, but camp just ended, and I don't know how I feel about doing it next year. I mean, she'll be 15 by then.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Oh yeah. Tickets are only $12 hahaha. He's coming just before I leave for school. I wanna go just so when I move in, I can avoid awkward silence with my roommate by going, "So... yeah, I saw Vanilla Ice yesterday."

Hahahaha, that's a real conversation starter. I wonder what the set-list will be.

[needles & pins]

Hahahaha, that's a real conversation starter. I wonder what the set-list will be.

Probably non of his classics since he's a hardcore metal rapper now. The bands he's touring with: Chaos Clique, Sinner City, G-Child, H8trid and Double E, Kid, Skin of My Teeth.

So, as you can see, it's going to be a hardcore experience. I'd have stories to tell for years.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Probably non of his classics since he's a hardcore metal rapper now. The bands he's touring with: Chaos Clique, Sinner City, G-Child, H8trid and Double E, Kid, Skin of My Teeth.

So, as you can see, it's going to be a hardcore experience. I'd have stories to tell for years.

Hardcore Metal Rapper? Is he still using 'Vanilla Ice' as his name?

[dashboard1190]

My summer's been alright.

I tricked some girl into giving me head in the pool. I made her think she had to. Best part was it was my friend's gf at the time. We're best buds though. Maybe we'll pull a threesome, but camp just ended, and I don't know how I feel about doing it next year. I mean, she'll be 15 by then.

High-five!

[xllirikx]

My summer's been alright.

I tricked some girl into giving me head in the pool. I made her think she had to. Best part was it was my friend's gf at the time. We're best buds though. Maybe we'll pull a threesome, but camp just ended, and I don't know how I feel about doing it next year. I mean, she'll be 15 by then.


wow. simply wow.

[wyverna]

Hahahahah. Herbie, ilu.

[dashboard1190]

Hahahahah. Herbie, ilu.

thanks, ilu too.

it's the fucking girls like "save_mexo" or whatever that give our generation a bad rep.

[ThirdTimeAround]

thanks, ilu too.

it's the fucking girls like "save_mexo" or whatever that give our generation a bad rep.

:( I'm not a whore.

[wyverna]

thanks, ilu too.

it's the fucking girls like "save_mexo" or whatever that give our generation a bad rep.

I know. It's because people see them posting and check their age, and then they're all, "Oh, stupid kids," but when we post, people don't check our age because they just assume that we're not young. So it doesn't affect their opinions of 'kids' or whatever. If that makes sense :)

[ThirdTimeAround]

I know. It's because people see them posting and check their age, and then they're all, "Oh, stupid kids," but when we post, people don't check our age because they just assume that we're not young. So it doesn't affect their opinions of 'kids' or whatever. If that makes sense :)

Well, we usually don't go around making threads like this...except sometimes even the kids on AP can cut loose...*coughcoughGrace*

[dashboard1190]

:( I'm not a whore.

I know you're not, save_me is the epitome of a whore. and that's what i like about choo.

[ThirdTimeAround]

I know you're not, save_me is the epitome of a whore. and that's what i like about choo.

Hahahaha, that's what I like about you, too.

[dashboard1190]

I know. It's because people see them posting and check their age, and then they're all, "Oh, stupid kids," but when we post, people don't check our age because they just assume that we're not young. So it doesn't affect their opinions of 'kids' or whatever. If that makes sense :)

It makes perfect sense, and it's true. People are always like "Oh wow, I can't believe you're only 15" (online/in person) because i act more mature than most kids my age.

[dashboard1190]

Hahahaha, that's what I like about you, too.

It'd be tough for me to be a whore, more of a "manwhore" or a "gigolo" if you will.

[ThirdTimeAround]

It'd be tough for me to be a whore, more of a "manwhore" or a "gigolo" if you will.

Pizimp!

[wyverna]

It makes perfect sense, and it's true. People are always like "Oh wow, I can't believe you're only 15" (online/in person) because i act more mature than most kids my age.

I get that a lot online, but not so much in person. Mainly because I don't look 15, haha.

[ThirdTimeAround]

I get that a lot online, but not so much in person. Mainly because I don't look 15, haha.

I look like an 11 year old.

[dashboard1190]

Pizimp!

'Cause i'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P.

but really, i'm not, i have the best girlfriend in the world and wouldn't cheat on her

[dashboard1190]

I get that a lot online, but not so much in person. Mainly because I don't look 15, haha.

You don't get it in person because you don't look 15? OH, you look younger?

People think i'm around 18 when they meet me. I've been asked to vote and register to vote numerous times.

[ThirdTimeAround]

'Cause i'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P.

but really, i'm not, i have the best girlfriend in the world and wouldn't cheat on her

I'm not good enough to have a significant other.

[dashboard1190]

I look like an 11 year old.

That'll be good later in life :shrugs:

[wyverna]

'Cause i'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P.

but really, i'm not, i have the best girlfriend in the world and wouldn't cheat on her

awww, cute :)

[wyverna]

You don't get it in person because you don't look 15? OH, you look younger?

People think i'm around 18 when they meet me. I've been asked to vote and register to vote numerous times.

Yeah, I look about ... 13? Maybe? I don't know, it usually depends.

[ThirdTimeAround]

That'll be good later in life :shrugs:

Hahahaha, true. But for now, it's done no good. People can't take me seriously.

[dashboard1190]

I'm not good enough to have a significant other.

Aw, you will eventually. I never had a serious relationship until I met this girl. Things just clicked and everything feels right. And of course, when I met her, I didn't even want a girlfriend, as opposed to me always wanting a girlfriend and having false hopes.

Funny how things work.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Aw, you will eventually. I never had a serious relationship until I met this girl. Things just clicked and everything feels right. And of course, when I met her, I didn't even want a girlfriend, as opposed to me always wanting a girlfriend and having false hopes.

Funny how things work.

It's never happened before, but I've been closer than close to having a significant other.

[dashboard1190]

awww, cute :)

Haha, we're the lamest couple around. We do the really lame cute stuff like lay under the stars and stuff.

Want to know why she's the best? After only like a week or two of dating, she bought me tickets to see Jack's Mannequin on August 11 as a surprise. She ended up telling me because I had already bought tickets for Dashboard on the same day, but we worked things out and will get to see both.

So in return, i'm surprising her with pretty good tickets to see her favorite band, Counting Crows, again. We saw them last week and it was awesome, so I bought more tickets.

[dashboard1190]

Hahahaha, true. But for now, it's done no good. People can't take me seriously.

Commit murder, you'll be taken hella seriously then.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Haha, we're the lamest couple around. We do the really lame cute stuff like lay under the stars and stuff.

Want to know why she's the best? After only like a week or two of dating, she bought me tickets to see Jack's Mannequin on August 11 as a surprise. She ended up telling me because I had already bought tickets for Dashboard on the same day, but we worked things out and will get to see both.

So in return, i'm surprising her with pretty good tickets to see her favorite band, Counting Crows, again. We saw them last week and it was awesome, so I bought more tickets.

You guys sound adorabbblleee.

[dashboard1190]

It's never happened before, but I've been closer than close to having a significant other.

Things will eventually happen, I promise.

[dashboard1190]

You guys sound adorabbblleee.

Haha, go to my myspace to see some SWT pix!!1!

[wyverna]

Haha, we're the lamest couple around. We do the really lame cute stuff like lay under the stars and stuff.

Want to know why she's the best? After only like a week or two of dating, she bought me tickets to see Jack's Mannequin on August 11 as a surprise. She ended up telling me because I had already bought tickets for Dashboard on the same day, but we worked things out and will get to see both.

So in return, i'm surprising her with pretty good tickets to see her favorite band, Counting Crows, again. We saw them last week and it was awesome, so I bought more tickets.

I think that's adorable. I'd love to be in a relationship like that.

[wyverna]

Haha, go to my myspace to see some SWT pix!!1!

awwww, those are so cute!

[ThirdTimeAround]

Commit murder, you'll be taken hella seriously then.

God No! I wouldn't have anyone to kill, anyways.
I hope you're being sarcastic

[Rock]

this thread sucks even more than the thread that inspired it. not to mention that it's terribly unfunny

[ThirdTimeAround]

I think that's adorable. I'd love to be in a relationship like that.

I know, right?

Haha, go to my myspace to see some SWT pix!!1!

Awwwwwwwwwww.

[dashboard1190]

I think that's adorable. I'd love to be in a relationship like that.

I'm the happiest I think i've ever been.

[dashboard1190]

awwww, those are so cute!

thanks!

[dashboard1190]

God No! I wouldn't have anyone to kill, anyways.
I hope you're being sarcastic

Aw, well I pick.....save_me.
sarcasm, whats that ;)

[dashboard1190]

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Thankssss.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Thankssss.

:rolleyes:

[Kodi_bnb]

I saw this one a different post from the other person.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Your face!

[mht]

holy shit a lot of people from pennsylvania chatting in this thread,

i hate the croc rock as well, such a shitty ghetto for a venue,

i go to the silo, they get a decent show once every 2 months, not bad if you sift through the shitty shows haha.

[needles & pins]

holy shit a lot of people from pennsylvania chatting in this thread,

i hate the croc rock as well, such a shitty ghetto for a venue,

i go to the silo, they get a decent show once every 2 months, not bad if you sift through the shitty shows haha.

I haven't been to the Croc, but I've heard the ghetto complaint from some friends who went. The nearest venue for me is Cafe Metropolis about 45ish minutes away (depending on how fast I drive). They get some decent shows.

[mht]

I haven't been to the Croc, but I've heard the ghetto complaint from some friends who went. The nearest venue for me is Cafe Metropolis about 45ish minutes away (depending on how fast I drive). They get some decent shows.


theres a girl that lives by me, that loves hanging out with wilkes barre scenesters and always drives up to the metro. she loves it. hahah obsessed much.

[needles & pins]

theres a girl that lives by me, that loves hanging out with wilkes barre scenesters and always drives up to the metro. she loves it. hahah obsessed much.

Sounds a little obsessed haha. I definitely wouldn't hang out at the Metro just for kicks. I like the venue and all, but the city of Wilkes-Barre just gets on my nerves. It does have an open-late Taco Bell right near the Metro though.

[mht]

Sounds a little obsessed haha. I definitely wouldn't hang out at the Metro just for kicks. I like the venue and all, but the city of Wilkes-Barre just gets on my nerves. It does have an open-late Taco Bell right near the Metro though.




hmmmmmmmmmmm i love me some taco belll,


but anyway, way to be reppin' pa proudly.

[Kif]

Threadstarter wins the internet. Mother fucking period.

[dashboard1190]

Threadstarter wins the internet. Mother fucking period.

Haha, I win the internet?

[.lizzie.]

lol i just saw this. hilarious

[Kram41]

i laughed