AP Presents: 3 Word Story

[Wake Up]

And It Begins

[sleepyseanzzz]

in west Philadelphia

[yayitsjoe]

born and raised.

[atticus18244fss]

Commmmbo Breaker

[anamericangod]

Fuck this thread.

[sizetoosmall]

I Turned 10.

[Wake Up]

Fuck Georgia, goddamnit.

[ohitsmark]

Cool story bro.

[Wake Up]

He ate some

[luvsickcatalyst]

humping mountain lions.

[Wake Up]

They came out

[roughroads]

of the closet

[Hagysaurus Rex]

Wild Card Bitches!!

(yes, i know it could also be wildcard as one word. oh well)

[Wake Up]

like yesterday man.

[Wake Up]

Wild Card Bitches!!

Hahahahaha. Damn.

[Loyaltabk]

Homesick at Spacecamp

[jeremyc]

Homesick at Spacecamp

Hewitts big tits

[Wake Up]

are so in

[Loyaltabk]

Hewitts big tits
Have At Thee!

[Wake Up]

Get out snitches.

[jeremyc]

KFC gave gas...

[FueledByRock]

to Jesse Lacey

[jeremyc]

to Jesse Lacey

making him sing

[muttley]

Less shitty songs

[Wake Up]

about dead babies

[bacon06]

and living ones.

[Wake Up]

He doesn't like

[muttley]

Writing good songs

[deFobbed14yrs]

about the devil

[jeremyc]

about the devil

bending him over

[muttley]

which, as usual,

[jeremyc]

which, as usual,

made God jealous

[bladerdude360]

This is retarded.

[bamamitch]

as are you!!

[Wake Up]

JeremyC does not

have to quote sentence he continues

[golferpunk1]

God Of War.

[fishguts182]

drops the soap

[kbi the crowing]

5 word story is much better, three words is to vague to keep a cohesive line going.

[SungDuck88]

why the hell did the fresh prince rap not continue?

seriously starting to loose faith in the people on here....

[fishguts182]

well lets try again


Now this is

[TheProsAndCons]

Jerry Springer's account

[Smeee]

of how the

[Wake Up]

last woman he

[WordsAndFears]

was ever with

[katie37]

gave birth to

[Metal Now]

a lion cub

[Wake Up]

which gave birth

[stereokiller]

pills to Mister

[herestoyoufla]

Rogers who decided

[wall e]

anal anal anal

[Justboy]

must be funny

[Wake Up]

when giving it

[sleepyseanzzz]

cock jism grandma

[Wake Up]

hooty hoooo bitches.

[crimsonandclovr]

But a llama

[Wake Up]

almost saw me.

[aradiantsunrise]

He ate a

[Wake Up]

big green fruit

[aradiantsunrise]

with gravy filling

[Wake Up]

. He hated it.

[the seventeenth]

but loved it.

[Wake Up]

I saw this

[the seventeenth]

apple fritter in

[fishguts182]

her vagina when

[Wake Up]

I yanked it

[the seventeenth]

I yanked it
and she laughed.

[TMartin442]

I never knew

[BornUnderPunches]

why she laughed

[Chia-Like]

But i didnt

[codhoppers]

mean to pee

[aradiantsunrise]

on her favorite

[fishguts182]

pair of lingerie

[TMartin442]

that i wear

[fishguts182]

while my mom

[TMartin442]

rubs one off

[l_strange]

my friends tiny

[aradiantsunrise]

pencil shaped dick.

[Jennurna Gray]

It went into

[Wake Up]

In her grandma's

[Metal Now]

sleeping Yorkshire Terrier

[Wake Up]

; prosecution soon followed.

[Metal Now]

How often does

[TMartin442]

portugal. the man

[FBRDC]

drop acid and

[Wake Up]

make shitty music?

[sleepyseanzzz]

fuck a dog

[TMartin442]

every single day

[Wake Up]

,because he loves

[TMartin442]

english cocker spaniels

[Wake Up]

and fucking dogs.

[TMartin442]

Americas favorite pastime

[Wake Up]

is raping daughters.

[aradiantsunrise]

Jennifer Love Hewitt

[katie37]

recently split up

[Wake Up]

with husband, Rick

[LikeAnAvalanche]

over spousal abuse.

[Wake Up]

She loved it.

[TMartin442]

I loved it.

[Wake Up]

We all loved

[aradiantsunrise]

dancing around in

[TMartin442]

our new shoes

[Wake Up]

he bought us.

[aradiantsunrise]

Bitches ain't shit

[Wake Up]

, but hoes and

[TMartin442]

tricks, but tricks

[Wake Up]

are for kids.

[TMartin442]

Peter Piper picked

[Wake Up]

a bulb from

[Fullblast]

Mr. Roger's ass

[TMartin442]

and it exploded

[Wake Up]

on his face

[LPcatitoRJA]

that looks like

[Laural666]

an old condom

[atticus18244fss]

an old condom

filled with hotsauce

[Wake Up]

and peanut butter.

[TMartin442]

20 years ago

[Fullblast]

He fucked a

[Michifoxx]

wait, there's two?

[Wake Up]

Yes, motherfucker. Two

[FBRDC]

two of what?

[Wake Up]

3WordStory threads, goddamnit.

[TMartin442]

Those 3 words

[Wake Up]

make for great

[TMartin442]

one night stands

[Wake Up]

w/drunk elven women.

[TMartin442]

Eleven drunk women

[<*)))><]

have aids, yeah.

[Wake Up]

Aids is fun

[crimsonandclovr]

especially when shared.

[The Pharmacist]

but herpes isn't

[Wake Up]

fun not shared?

[SpeakForMe]

Why would you

[fishguts182]

put you penis

[LPcatitoRJA]

on the table

[samsara]

fuck fuck fuck you

[SpeakForMe]

and the one

[Wake Up]

with the zits

[SpeakForMe]

really should just

[Wake Up]

peel her face/off.

[samsara]

fuck this game

[Wake Up]

i missed you. :*(

[samsara]

Well, um geeze

[Wake Up]

that makes me

[Spikedeheld]

feel nothing like

[Wake Up]

ever happened between

[samsara]

you and I

[SpeakForMe]

but it did

[aradiantsunrise]

,and I want

[samsara]

you back. Girl

[SpeakForMe]

to do it

[samsara]

JCrNRzSEvnY

[SpeakForMe]

again maybe but

[samsara]

we might fight

[Wake Up]

with pencil spoons

[samsara]

and light sabers

[SpeakForMe]

and eat some

[samsara]

chocolate chip cookies

[SpeakForMe]

with some milk

[samsara]

and some urine

[SpeakForMe]

with a straw

[samsara]

and straw hat.

[SpeakForMe]

We shall all

[samsara]

set forth the

[SpeakForMe]

way we used

[Wake Up]

a metal condom.

[Xx sorrow xX]

Now begins the

[Wake Up]

XxhardcorexX breakdown segment.

[Xx sorrow xX]

Barney likes it

[Michifoxx]

when you pull

[katie37]

his pants down.

[Wake Up]

He hates it

[samsara]

when you resist

[limepomegranate]

while he's trying

[samsara]

to get into

[TMartin442]

a stellar groove

[fishguts182]

to go down

[Wake Up]

with tha homiez

[samsara]

to get some

[TMartin442]

mind blowing psychedelics

[Wake Up]

in your eyes.

[joeyjoey]

Where did the

[TMartin442]

hippie chicks go?

[Wake Up]

"To Trader Joe's,"

[samsara]

the hipster place

[LPcatitoRJA]

where you buy

[TMartin442]

pre-owned dirty clothes

[Wake Up]

. They like that

[Michifoxx]

they dont smell

[joeyjoey]

like uncle billy's

[Wake Up]

fresh water underwear.

[samsara]

Well one day

[TMartin442]

I'll trade my

[<*)))><]

American Apperal V-neck

[TMartin442]

for an older

[Wake Up]

native american woman

[Nick Le]

and she will

[samsara]

teach me lessons

[TMartin442]

about life and

[fishguts182]

pleasuring her in

[samsara]

the oddest ways.

[Wake Up]

Samsara pleasures it

[overdrive91]

With fantastic anal

[TMartin442]

beads made of

[Xx sorrow xX]

Sticks and stones

[Nick Le]

that are rough

[LPcatitoRJA]

on her anus

[squee42]

and her dog's

[samsara]

"hey fuck you"

[Wake Up]

samsara said as

[TMartin442]

she shoved the

[samsara]

Wakeup in the

[Wake Up]

samsara vageen machine

[TMartin442]

and screamed outloud

[Wake Up]

,"TMartin is a

[samsara]

man not 'gifted'"

[Xx sorrow xX]

At doing it

[TMartin442]

all night long.

[Wake Up]

It's okay though,

[herestoyoufla]

His erection was

[TMartin442]

bigger than yours.

[samsara]

2 inches long!

[TMartin442]

2 inches wide!

[Wake Up]

Samsara and Tmartin

[Xx sorrow xX]

Were playing with

[squee42]

a giant green

[LPcatitoRJA]

dick, they were

[TMartin442]

madly in love

[Wake Up]

with fucking dinosaurs

[de1337ed]

while they

[Wake Up]

that's never happened^

[de1337ed]

shit happens sometimes

[samsara]

Bush getting elected

[chrislauren]

was a mistake.

[de1337ed]

The large shoe

[Wake Up]

never fucking fits.

[TMartin442]

I just noticed

[samsara]

water is wet

[Xx sorrow xX]

And that's why

[TMartin442]

the pacific ocean

[LPcatitoRJA]

is so fucking

[samsara]

huge just like

[de1337ed]

that stranger we

[TMartin442]

fucked in the

[samsara]

back of my

[de1337ed]

parent's bedroom closet.

[TMartin442]

The closet was

[aidAn]

full of creepy, creepy spider. Jeepers!

[Xx sorrow xX]

full of creepy, creepy spider. Jeepers!

It not that hard to understand

[Xx sorrow xX]

To begin the

[l_strange]

raid on the