Tiger Woods - Joslyn James Text Messages

[zachff]

As you may or may not know the porn star Tiger had an affair with released a ton of text messages he sent to her over the course of 3 months this morning. I copied them below and bolded some awesome ones.

Enjoy.


Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.

Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you


Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i


Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you


Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.


Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
Just let me know when you are headed down


Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
What time is car picking you up tomorrow


Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
Yes


Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
Did you get lost. Door is open


Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:
What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back


Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after


Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)


Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry:)


Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I'm glad you came out


Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe


Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
Thank you sexy


Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
In ohio playing


Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
I told you im playing these two weeks


Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
In about a month


Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
Maybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can


Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
Me to


Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
I hope not. So you have been with others huh since


Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
I hope so


Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
Not a bad thing thinking about me


Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
I totally agree


Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
In conn


Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
Ditto


Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
I like when you do that to me


Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
Ditto sexy


Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you


Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:
Maybe in two weeks in chicago


Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad


Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)


Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out


Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore


Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out


Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard


Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls


Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question


Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust


Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no


Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me


Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
You do. Need more of it


Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
of you


Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise


Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten


Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine


Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you on


Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you like


Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don't trust people


Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you on


Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp


Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around


Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more


Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth


Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me


Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy


Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy


Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed


Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
I land at 930 or 10 monday night


Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
Great. What time so you land


Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10


Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
Midway


Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again


Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800


Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
Did you get my text with all the info


Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston


Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
I have to check in to get the room


Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
I should get there before you anyways


Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
In about 3 hours


Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
I will be there before you for sure


Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here


Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
Great


Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat


Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early


Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
How close are you


Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat


Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple


Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich


Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
How close


Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.


Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here


Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears


Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready


Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now


Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful


Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358


Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
Make it ok


Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy


Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of


Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass again


Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hours


Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)


Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity


Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you


Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight


Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe


Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins


Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now instead


Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next door


Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass


Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
Let me know when you leave your room


Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way


Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)


Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
How much was your flight


Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700


Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this


Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.


Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal


Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a


Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl


Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously


Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.


Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything


Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened


Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

[SgtSmegma]

As you may or may not know the porn star Tiger had an affair with released a ton of text messages he sent to her over the course of 3 months this morning. I copied them below and bolded some awesome ones.

Enjoy.

Holy shit. How can we be sure this is legit?

[zachff]

Holy shit. How can we be sure this is legit?

I mean other than hacking into AT&T's computer system and verifying I'm not sure but it's being reported by pretty much every news outlet out there (Gizmodo, TMZ, excerpted on FOX, ABC, NBC online outlets)

[xbrokendownx]

so when can i have that ass again?

[Jason Tate]

Giant who cares. Fuck this girl for releasing these - if they're real.

[SgtSmegma]

I mean other than hacking into AT&T's computer system and verifying I'm not sure but it's being reported by pretty much every news outlet out there (Gizmodo, TMZ, excerpted on FOX, ABC, NBC online outlets)

Crazy.

Tiger's into golden showers? Big ups

[SgtSmegma]

Giant who cares. Fuck this girl for releasing these - if they're real.

I have to question the validity of them as well. But, I'd they're real, I can't really blame her for releasing them.

[zachff]

Giant who cares. Fuck this girl for releasing these - if they're real.
Who cares about anything? Real or not they're a hilarious way to spend 5 minutes, so why not.

[JordanBuell]

these are fucking hilarious!!

my favorite is either

"no turkey unless it is a club" or when he is talking about golden showers haha

[Meeze]

dont believe its real.

[ihaveblink]

Tiger's got a dirty mouth.

[CarlosLunes]

tiger and i would be best friends

[drawndead]

tigers into gold and water sports...hmmm and ass to mouth play. dirty boy

[HometownHero]

:lol: holy shit that was funny. Tiger is dirty. Loves that ass

[atticus18244fss]

Dumbass whore. Bitch learn when to draw the line. This shit is just going for maximum humiliation.

[Stavie Steelo]

Tiger does ass to mouth

[CubbyNick42]

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Wonder if it's real

[TheRxBandit]

It's real. Or, if it's not, the media is fucking up big time.

Haha he's into that domination-shit.

[HometownHero]

Dumbass whore. Bitch learn when to draw the line. This shit is just going for maximum humiliation.
Yeah she's the whore:ok: Maximum humiliation is what that douchestain deserves

[sleepyseanzzz]

i saw the abridged version on barstool sports this morning, i LOLd at the part where he tells her he wants to give her a golden shower

[Scott Weber]

i lol'd so hard at no turkey unless it's a cliub

[gr33ndayfr3ak]

Hasn't he had enough humiliation already? I'd hate to be a celebrity because everyone would always be prying into my personal life - like spreading my private text messages all over the internet.

[zachff]

Hasn't he had enough humiliation already? I'd hate to be a celebrity because everyone would always be prying into my personal life - like spreading my private text messages all over the internet.
I tend to agree with you on a general basis, but in this particular case the woman claims (note: she is a porn star and probably has questionable morals anyways, I know) that all she wanted from Tiger was a face to face apology, but he hasn't contacted her once since the who car crash thing. Now I can't blame him for distancing himself or her from being spiteful, but I have to imagine that if he had just sat down with her at some point in the past and said, "I valued the relationship we had but it was wrong to my wife and my family and the people who looked up to me, so I am sorry but we have to end this" she might not have released all this. But then again it's all about the Benjamins.

[gr33ndayfr3ak]

I tend to agree with you on a general basis, but in this particular case the woman claims (note: she is a porn star and probably has questionable morals anyways, I know) that all she wanted from Tiger was a face to face apology, but he hasn't contacted her once since the who car crash thing. Now I can't blame him for distancing himself or her from being spiteful, but I have to imagine that if he had just sat down with her at some point in the past and said, "I valued the relationship we had but it was wrong to my wife and my family and the people who looked up to me, so I am sorry but we have to end this" she might not have released all this. But then again it's all about the Benjamins.

Alright, I'll agree with some of that, but if she was a decent person she would have kept them to herself. I understand the appeal of the whole "don't get mad, get even" mentality, especially with the amount of exposure she would have been given, but that doesn't make it okay.

[s.t.e.v.e.n.]

Alright, I'll agree with some of that, but if she was a decent person she would have kept them to herself. I understand the appeal of the whole "don't get mad, get even" mentality, especially with the amount of exposure she would have been given, but that doesn't make it okay.

What? No one in this situation is a decent person. Bashing her seems a bit odd to me. Is she trying to cash in on this? Yes. Tiger got to do whatever he wanted in secrecy for all this time. You can't expect that to last forever.

[FondestMemory]

Why the fuck would she feel like shes owed am apology? You fucked a married dude that you knew was married. Whats he apologizing for?

[s.t.e.v.e.n.]

Why the fuck would she feel like shes owed am apology? You fucked a married dude that you knew was married. Whats he apologizing for?

I also agree with this.

[EchoPark]

trust no bitch

[Broken Parachute]

Tiger and I send similar text messages.

[Broken Parachute]

Where is the source of these, by the way?

[s.t.e.v.e.n.]

Where is the source of these, by the way?

I believe James posted them on her website (http://www.sextingjoslynjames.com).

[Sloth7]

Wow. I thought they'd be mostly golf-related texts...

[atticus18244fss]

Yeah she's the whore:ok: Maximum humiliation is what that douchestain deserves
He was in the wrong but the attention whore is just looking for a pay day. She is just as bad as him for sleeping with him.

[greenteaallday]

I really don't even care, neither should anyone else.

[Sal]

Now I know what to text a girl the next morning, thanks Tiger!

"So when can I have that ass again?"

[gr33ndayfr3ak]

What? No one in this situation is a decent person. Bashing her seems a bit odd to me. Is she trying to cash in on this? Yes. Tiger got to do whatever he wanted in secrecy for all this time. You can't expect that to last forever.

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here? I know neither of them are decent people (otherwise this situation wouldn't have even occurred), but just because the relationship got exposed doesn't mean she should have cashed in on it...not that it surprises me that she did, but she shouldn't have.
Also, whoever is spreading these texts around isn't really a decent person either. Laughing at other peoples' expense isn't cool.

[s.t.e.v.e.n.]

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here? I know neither of them are decent people (otherwise this situation wouldn't have even occurred), but just because the relationship got exposed doesn't mean she should have cashed in on it...not that it surprises me that she did, but she shouldn't have.
Also, whoever is spreading these texts around isn't really a decent person either. Laughing at other peoples' expense isn't cool.

I guess my point is, Tiger was exploiting her to a certain extent. Shes doing the same. Both are crappy.

I think it sounded like I was disagreeing with you more than I intended it too.

[gr33ndayfr3ak]

I guess my point is, Tiger was exploiting her to a certain extent. Shes doing the same. Both are crappy.

I think it sounded like I was disagreeing with you more than I intended it too.

I'll agree with that.
Yeah, it definitely did haha. No worries though.

[onetwentyseven]

Not that it's anyone else's business but Tiger and the parties involved, but holy shit were those texts awesome.
I guess when you're Tiger Woods, asking if a girl has ever been pee'd on isn't too forward.

[anamericangod]

What a terrible sexter.

[yellowhouse]

Those were the most hilarious texts I've ever read.

[inVINCEable1008]

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here? I know neither of them are decent people (otherwise this situation wouldn't have even occurred), but just because the relationship got exposed doesn't mean she should have cashed in on it...not that it surprises me that she did, but she shouldn't have.
Also, whoever is spreading these texts around isn't really a decent person either. Laughing at other peoples' expense isn't cool.
Might not be cool, but it's damn fun.

[Mibabalou]

lPdLJwErYdI

[deFobbed14yrs]

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

kinky tiger

[preppyak]

Kobe police report is still better

[JordanBuell]

Kobe police report is still better


haha thats great!

[Whereisreggie]

*takes notes* :book:

[jwicklun]

south park made a good point. there really is no need to demonize Tiger. His apoligies should be to his family, not to the public.

[softhands]

whoooooooaaaa

[Homeless Donut]

Kobe police report is still better

Hahahaha

On the Tiger texts: He's naughty.

[The Summer Ends]

If I had the money and fame to get with the girls Tiger got with, I would text some pretty awesome stuff too.

[SlappedActor]

If I had the money and fame to get with the girls Tiger got with, I would text some pretty awesome stuff too.

If this is what being rich and famous gets you, I'll happily live in obscurity. Chick looks coked-out on a good day.

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID11279/slideshows/091208103447joslyn%20james%20my%20f irst%202.jpg

[zachff]

If this is what being rich and famous gets you, I'll happily live in obscurity. Chick looks coked-out on a good day.



If I had the money and fame to get with the girls Tiger got with, I would text some pretty awesome stuff too.

His wife is still hotter than any of the girls he cheated with, so I'd hit that any day

[FondestMemory]

Rachel uchetel is the only attractive one of all of them. And even shes not on elins level.

[jco3]

He's been a dirty, dirty boy. Seriously... This is F'd up.

[LikeAnAvalanche]

Giant who cares. Fuck this girl for releasing these - if they're real.

Have you ever been golden showered before?

Then you would understand.

[golferpunk1]

Giant who cares. Fuck this girl for releasing these - if they're real.
Thank you.

[Ben09]

Overpaid Tiger Woods.

Even better if they are real.

[dpatrickguy]

These read like a pornstar trying to think up how a guy would talk with a girl he's sleeping with. I've heard her family says she's a compulsive liar

[dpatrickguy]

If I had the money and fame to get with the girls Tiger got with, I would text some pretty awesome stuff too.

I would say I agree except, the girls he slept with were beat. I feel like he could have cheated with some hot whores at least.

[Zeran]

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich


lololololol

[Zeran]

why didn't tiger just be kinky with his super hot wife?

[CarlosLunes]

I would say I agree except, the girls he slept with were beat. I feel like he could have cheated with some hot whores at least.

the hot ones know how to keep quiet

[CubbyNick42]

why didn't tiger just be kinky with his super hot wife?
"Hey hun, I know all we've done is missionary for the last five years, but how about some pee?"

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Kobe police report is still better

So awesome.

[Brissona]

tiger.. you are my boy!

[Brissona]

pretty interesting to actually read from start to finish.. tiger got greedy for that stretched out old porn star shit.. d.

[raven3086]

filing this under: My business, None of

just let the guy golf and handle his PERSONAL issues behind closed doors.

[CarlosLunes]

youve got a very organized filing system

[whiterussian]

Yeah it's none of our business. So is every bad thing one person has done to another? I'm laughing at it anyway, just not outraged as if I expected better from celebs.

That shit is funny. What a pair of douches.

the hot ones know how to keep quiet
and this, I bet. I haven't even seen any of them besides this one, but I'm sure he got some of the crème de la crème.

[taylerx0]

My absolute favorite: "No turkey unless it's a club sandwich"

[CarlosLunes]

Yeah it's none of our business. So is every bad thing one person has done to another? I'm laughing at it anyway, just not outraged as if I expected better from celebs.

That shit is funny. What a pair of douches.


and this, I bet. I haven't even seen any of them besides this one, but I'm sure he got some of the crème de la crème.

rachel uchitel is top notch, especially for her age
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/assets_c/2009/11/rachel-uchitel-thumb-450x433-14337.jpg

[And Hours Pass]

Tiger and I send similar text messages.
And here's the best post of this thread.

[preppyak]

ha, and Slate fills in the rest of the conversation

http://www.slate.com/id/2248340/pagenum/all

Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Joslyn: Sent: 03:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, yr asking about the book club? Anyone can join.

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009:
Yes Tiger there are other guys and girls in the book club.

Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Joslyn: Sent: 03:45 PM 08/29/2009:
I keep telling you, there's nothing embarrassing about Eat Pray Love (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0143038419?ie=UTF8&tag=slatmaga-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0143038419). We'll talk about it and drink cosmos!

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Joslyn: Sent: 03:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, should be fun. Don't like E. Gilberts 2nd book tho. Overwritten.