Mr.Met

[PhillyPhanatic]

He is a terrible mascot and the new york mets are horrible

[bigmike]

oh.
my.
god.

[Caleb Cattivera]

all in favor...say i...

I.

[xearlynovemberx]

hahah, a war of the mascots

[xearlynovemberx]

all in favor...say i...

I.

mets>cards

[xbrokendownx]

both of them are gay



that settles that

[Winnie the Pooh]

both teams are horrible

kansas city royals are so good

[bigmike]

all in favor...say i...

I.
caleb, IP ban this kid, haha.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

all in favor...say i...

I.
I !!!!

[unwritten]

Mascots are gay.

[The Matt Kaufman]

"wow"

[MrMet]

I'm not impressed. You can't even spell his name right. The 'real' Phanatic is in a Mr. Met fan group on facebook as well.

[MrMet]

caleb, IP ban this kid, haha.

Dude you are a tool, get a life outside of the ap.net forums.

[The Matt Kaufman]

Dude you are a tool, get a life outside of the ap.net forums.

oh boy

[PhillyPhanatic]

Dude you are a tool, get a life outside of the ap.net forums.

You mets fans make me sick

[The Matt Kaufman]

Im going to take your atv phanatic

[LostSymphonies]

when the All Star Game was in Pittsburgh all the Mascots came to visit the patients and employees at the hospital i work at. I went to lunch in the cafeteria and they were all running around wreaking havoc, it was so funny

[imirish06]

I once witnessed the Phanatic trying to get a girl to flash the stadium.

[justinevans]

I once witnessed the Phanatic trying to get a girl to flash the stadium.

I once had sex with the phanatic...aw nuts.

[MrMet]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/mrmetismyscreenname/mascotsboats.jpg

Nice Life Jacket

[Dirty Ernie]

hahaha this is a fantastic thread

[justinevans]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/mrmetismyscreenname/mascotsboats.jpg

Nice Life Jacket

he was teaching kids proper safety

[San Diego Chick]

you mascots make me sick. we are not a race of people that flaunt our lifestyle all over. this is ridiculous. get a life! and don't ask about my name. San Diego Chicken wouldn't fit.

[Broken Parachute]

Are you serious? hahahahaha this is way out of hand

[Katie Schmitz]

Mr. Met is awesome, and no one but Jason can IP band anyone.

[xbrokendownx]

omg this is getting gay

[Dirty Ernie]

omg this is getting gay


no this is becoming revolutionary

[MrMet]

My baseball head is about to explode. Thanks haters.

[justinevans]

My baseball head is about to explode. Thanks haters.

good

[LeftWideOpen]

as long as you keep this crap in one thread, its fine.

if it starts spilling over into other mlb discussion though, then its a little too much.

[Scott Weber]

this is so dumb.

[MrMet]

this is so dumb.

I agree.

[she cant swim!]

met some americans yesterday when i was out and they said i was an idiot for liking the mets

[xbrokendownx]

met some americans yesterday when i was out and they said i was an idiot for liking the mets





they were right

[MrMet]

Hope you guys get the latest espn magazine, because your favorite ap.net mascot *me* is in it! I doubt you will though, because that would require you to leave the house, and you guys just might melt in the sunlight.

[Scott Weber]

Hope you guys get the latest espn magazine, because your favorite ap.net mascot *me* is in it! I doubt you will though, because that would require you to leave the house, and you guys just might melt in the sunlight.
this hasn't gone on long enough?

[xbrokendownx]

Hope you guys get the latest espn magazine, because your favorite ap.net mascot *me* is in it! I doubt you will though, because that would require you to leave the house, and you guys just might melt in the sunlight.






haha your username is of a mascot, and you have a userbar of your "girlfriend" in your profile, yet were the losers?

[MrMet]

haha your username is of a mascot, and you have a userbar of your "girlfriend" in your profile, yet were the losers?

And your username is brokendown. A lyric from TBS. The loser part comes in to those who stay on here all day/night in the forums and just bash people for the hell of it, because of their insecuritys. In your case, you were probably harassed when you were growing up and picked on a lot and are looking for a way to lash back. I feel sorry for you, but not everyone wants to throw you in the trash can buddy.

[xbrokendownx]

And your username is brokendown. A lyric from TBS. The loser part comes in to those who stay on here all day/night in the forums and just bash people for the hell of it, because of their insecuritys. In your case, you were probably harassed when you were growing up and picked on a lot and are looking for a way to lash back. I feel sorry for you, but not everyone wants to throw you in the trash can buddy.





i only bash people that deserve it, like you.

good try though

[crit]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/mrmetismyscreenname/mascotsboats.jpg

Nice Life Jacket

hahaahhaa this is ridiculous

[MrMet]

http://myspace-343.vo.llnwd.net/00191/34/38/191218343_l.jpg


brokendown, this is you correct? Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this guy looks like someone who is a ticking time bomb ready to come to your school/college/house and shoot everyone there?

[she cant swim!]

http://myspace-343.vo.llnwd.net/00191/34/38/191218343_l.jpg


This is you correct? Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this guy looks like someone who is a ticking time bomb ready to come to your school/college/house and shoot everyone there?

ouch

[crit]

http://myspace-343.vo.llnwd.net/00191/34/38/191218343_l.jpg


brokendown, this is you correct? Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this guy looks like someone who is a ticking time bomb ready to come to your school/college/house and shoot everyone there?
well that's just uncalled for, mr. met.

[xbrokendownx]

brokendown, this is you correct? Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this guy looks like someone who is a ticking time bomb ready to come to your school/college/house and shoot everyone there?







you really think youre funny, dont you? thats the sad part

[mattregan]

http://myspace-343.vo.llnwd.net/00191/34/38/191218343_l.jpg


brokendown, this is you correct? Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this guy looks like someone who is a ticking time bomb ready to come to your school/college/house and shoot everyone there?

hahaha hilarious.

[MrMet]

you really think youre funny, dont you? thats the sad part

I'm sorry for being another bully who picks on you. I will make it up to you by letting you do my calculus homework, ok?

[justinevans]

mr met is just pissed off because he doesn't have a penis under his little gay pants.

I've seen a female phanatic, but never a Mrs. Met

what a loser.

[MrMet]

mr met is just pissed off because he doesn't have a penis under his little gay pants.

I've seen a female phanatic, but never a Mrs. Met

what a loser.

Check out the latest ESPN magazine. "loser"

[justinevans]

Check out the latest ESPN magazine. "loser"

I'm not the one living through the life of a mascot.

[justinevans]

Check out the latest ESPN magazine. "loser"

nor am I listening to John Mayer.

[MrMet]

nor am I listening to John Mayer.

What's wrong with John Mayer? He writes good songs.

[xbrokendownx]

mwahahaha john mayer


and he makes fun of my music...

[themelkman]

mwahahaha john mayer


and he makes fun of my music...

Well, you do listen to Hellogoodbye. John Mayer > Hellogoodbye :p

[MrMet]

mwahahaha john mayer


and he makes fun of my music...

ok guys. I'm sorry I have to do this to brokendown, but we have some history before ap.net. Let me show you why he is so bitter at me.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/stoshmaster/MrMet2.gif


If you look closely. The individual who gets smacked and is crying looks like our good friend brokendown.

http://myspace-343.vo.llnwd.net/00191/34/38/191218343_l.jpg

[xbrokendownx]

you have way too much time on your hands dude...

[MrMet]

you have way too much time on your hands dude...

Not really. It's called the internet and things called "search" I can't help your face came up in that cartoon.

[xbrokendownx]

Not really. It's called the internet and things called "search" I can't help your face came up in that cartoon.






that dude in that cartoon is asian, but good try though

[MrMet]

that dude in that cartoon is asian, but good try though

Nah he isn't. It's you, so go cry me a river.

[xbrokendownx]

Mr. Met, the Mets' cartoon-like mascot, held an on-field press conference today to declare that it is he, not all-star catcher Mike Piazza, who is the gay Met.

Rumors of Piazza's sexual orientation rocked the baseball world last week after NY Post gossip columnist Neil Travis reported "a persistent rumor around town that a certain Met star is gay and considering coming out."

"Look at me for Pete's sake," said the four-fingered mascot. "I prance around the stadium like a fairy in this flamboyant costume. Isn't it obvious who the gay Met is? Mike is a total hunk, but he's definitely a breeder boy."

"I don't think anybody should be surprised," said Mets general manager Steve Phillips. "Baseball is all about statistics, and if the numbers hold up, it would stand to reason that with 26 major league teams, at least one of the mascots would be gay. I think the New York players and fans are a diverse enough group that they can handle a gay mascot."

But not everyone agrees. Boy Scout troupe 743 of Little Neck Queens cancelled their trip to tonight's Dodgers game after learning of the news. "Mr. Met does not espouse the values we want to instill in our young men," said Frank DiMeola, the troupe's leader. "Now I hear that he (Mr. Met) was involved in an illicit relationship with a team bat boy in 1997."

Mr. Met emphatically denied the charge, saying that he's been involved in a long-term monogamous relationship with Pittsburgh's mascot, Pete the Pirate, since 1992. "Even after all these years, every time I see that little butt pirate waving his long sword, I just want to skip around the bases," said Met.

"I choked the chicken," said Mr. Met, about his abusive relationship with the Padre's San Diego Chicken."

Met does admit to being involved in a torrid affair with the San Diego Chicken many years ago. "It was an abusive relationship where I choked the chicken," he said. But I put that cock behind me and have moved on with my life.

"Yes, I spend a lot of time on my knees behind the batter. But that doesn't make me a homo," said Piazza.

Despite Mr. Met's admission that he is the gay Met, some fans refuse to believe that Piazza doesn't play for the other team, too. At the White Swallow Saloon in New York's West Village, Met fan Ben Dover and buddies debated whether Piazza pitches or catches off the field. "He can deny it all he wants," said Dover, "but let's look at his stats: He tints his hair blonde, has a fu man chu like that guy from the Village People, and listens to the Pet Shop Boys. I'm sorry, but three strikes and you're out."

Met's brass said Mr. Met will continue to serve as the Mets mascot, but there were no plans for Shea Stadium's organist to play cabaret tunes between innings.

[StandMyBrothers]

If Mr. Met has such a life, why was he on this thread for a near 3 hours posting?

[thejetstolehome]

If Mr. Met has such a life, why was he on this thread for a near 3 hours posting?

the real question is: why is this thread still open? keep the bickering bullshit in the general fourm...

[MrMet]

Mr. Met, the Mets' cartoon-like mascot, held an on-field press conference today to declare that it is he, not all-star catcher Mike Piazza, who is the gay Met.

Rumors of Piazza's sexual orientation rocked the baseball world last week after NY Post gossip columnist Neil Travis reported "a persistent rumor around town that a certain Met star is gay and considering coming out."

"Look at me for Pete's sake," said the four-fingered mascot. "I prance around the stadium like a fairy in this flamboyant costume. Isn't it obvious who the gay Met is? Mike is a total hunk, but he's definitely a breeder boy."

"I don't think anybody should be surprised," said Mets general manager Steve Phillips. "Baseball is all about statistics, and if the numbers hold up, it would stand to reason that with 26 major league teams, at least one of the mascots would be gay. I think the New York players and fans are a diverse enough group that they can handle a gay mascot."

But not everyone agrees. Boy Scout troupe 743 of Little Neck Queens cancelled their trip to tonight's Dodgers game after learning of the news. "Mr. Met does not espouse the values we want to instill in our young men," said Frank DiMeola, the troupe's leader. "Now I hear that he (Mr. Met) was involved in an illicit relationship with a team bat boy in 1997."

Mr. Met emphatically denied the charge, saying that he's been involved in a long-term monogamous relationship with Pittsburgh's mascot, Pete the Pirate, since 1992. "Even after all these years, every time I see that little butt pirate waving his long sword, I just want to skip around the bases," said Met.

"I choked the chicken," said Mr. Met, about his abusive relationship with the Padre's San Diego Chicken."

Met does admit to being involved in a torrid affair with the San Diego Chicken many years ago. "It was an abusive relationship where I choked the chicken," he said. But I put that cock behind me and have moved on with my life.

"Yes, I spend a lot of time on my knees behind the batter. But that doesn't make me a homo," said Piazza.

Despite Mr. Met's admission that he is the gay Met, some fans refuse to believe that Piazza doesn't play for the other team, too. At the White Swallow Saloon in New York's West Village, Met fan Ben Dover and buddies debated whether Piazza pitches or catches off the field. "He can deny it all he wants," said Dover, "but let's look at his stats: He tints his hair blonde, has a fu man chu like that guy from the Village People, and listens to the Pet Shop Boys. I'm sorry, but three strikes and you're out."

Met's brass said Mr. Met will continue to serve as the Mets mascot, but there were no plans for Shea Stadium's organist to play cabaret tunes between innings.

How many times are you going to post that? It didn't work the first 89085 times so why would it now? It's from a comedic website that even says its fake. I guess drastic times call for drastic measures? If you don't succeed the first time, try try again.

[xbrokendownx]

How many times are you going to post that? It didn't work the first 89085 times so why would it now? It's from a comedic website that even says its fake. I guess drastic times call for drastic measures? If you don't succeed the first time, try try again.





thats the first time ive ever posted that


but you already knew that, since youre a huge stalker and all

[thejetstolehome]

How many times are you going to post that? It didn't work the first 89085 times so why would it now? It's from a comedic website that even says its fake. I guess drastic times call for drastic measures? If you don't succeed the first time, try try again.

'cause that comic you posted is so real. jackass....

[MrMet]

If Mr. Met has such a life, why was he on this thread for a near 3 hours posting?

I wasn't here when the thread was started, but does it matter? But since you asked, I'm working on my summer Calculus class, and this is keeping me occupied as well.

[MrMet]

'cause that comic you posted is so real. jackass....

That's the first time that comic was ever posted on here. Unlike the Mr. Met is gay article.

[thejetstolehome]

That's the first time that comic was ever posted on here. Unlike the Mr. Met is gay article.

so that makes it real?

[MrMet]

so that makes it real?

Don't you know? All comics are real. Xmen, Superman, Garfield, Fox Trot, all of them. My point was suppose to mean that the Mr. Met article was already posted on here before.

[preppyak]

If Mr. Met has such a life, why was he on this thread for a near 3 hours posting?

the real question is: why is this thread still open? keep the bickering bullshit in the general fourm...

both excellent questions...

[thejetstolehome]

Don't you know? All comics are real. Xmen, Superman, Garfield, Fox Trot, all of them. My point was suppose to mean that the Mr. Met article was already posted on here before.

well i haven't been reading this thread all day--mostly because it's stupid and should be closed. i'm no returning to it anymore.

[MrMet]

both excellent questions...

I already stated I was working on my summer calculus class (internet) and doing this as well.

[preppyak]

I already stated I was working on my summer calculus class (internet) and doing this as well.

well then...glad you are calling kids out on being losers and doing nothing with their day while they disuss sports on a forum

:shake:

[MrMet]

well then...glad you are calling kids out on being losers and doing nothing with their day while they disuss sports on a forum

:shake:

So doing college work all day is nothing? I called some of them losers for just attacking for no reason. Is that not dumb or what?

[preppyak]

So doing college work all day is nothing? I called some of them losers for just attacking for no reason. Is that not dumb or what?

Um...is this where I point out your post early in this thread...before anyone had attacked you

Dude you are a tool, get a life outside of the ap.net forums.

So...for no reason...not really, get over yourself.

I'll leave the irony of that line for you to figure out as well

Edit: Figured I'd settle this one now. Bigmike of course was telling Caleb to IP ban the kid who created the thread...thus, since it's PhillyPhanatic and not MrMet, it's not you he was attacking. Unless, you are both people, which means you should be banned anyways because by AP rules you aren't allowed to have multiple accounts (especially if they are both annoying). Either way you are wrong...

[MrMet]

Um...is this where I point out your post early in this thread...before anyone had attacked you



So...for no reason...not really, get over yourself.

I'll leave the irony of that line for you to figure out as well

1) Yes I would like you to point out that first post where I wasn't attacked. That's going to be pretty hard since the topic was obviously calling me out. Post #1 was Mr. Met is a terrible mascot and post #6 called me gay.

2) There is no irony. I'm not on here every night till 5/6am talking about how great Andrew Jones or Vernon Wells are.

[MrMet]

Um...is this where I point out your post early in this thread...before anyone had attacked you



So...for no reason...not really, get over yourself.

I'll leave the irony of that line for you to figure out as well

Edit: Figured I'd settle this one now. Bigmike of course was telling Caleb to IP ban the kid who created the thread...thus, since it's PhillyPhanatic and not MrMet, it's not you he was attacking. Unless, you are both people, which means you should be banned anyways because by AP rules you aren't allowed to have multiple accounts (especially if they are both annoying). Either way you are wrong...

Why would I be Philliy Phanatic??? That's the stupidest thing I have heard yet. bigmike was obviously trying to get this account banned, because he has mentioned it in other threads before, so I doubt he would defend me and say ban PhillyPhanatic to help me out.

[Dirty Ernie]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/mark_bechtel/08/17/daily.blog/p1_phanatic.jpg>>>>>>>>>>>>http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/04/05/mascots0411/t1_mascot.jpg


now someone please relocate this thread to the general forum...

[Dirty Ernie]

p.s.

we are now accepting applications for a new gatekeeper

[LeftWideOpen]

p.s.

we are now accepting applications for a new gatekeeper

seriously. i nominate weber.

his 1st act is to either close this or relocate it to the general.

all in favor say "i"

[preppyak]

1) Yes I would like you to point out that first post where I wasn't attacked. That's going to be pretty hard since the topic was obviously calling me out. Post #1 was Mr. Met is a terrible mascot and post #6 called me gay.

2) There is no irony. I'm not on here every night till 5/6am talking about how great Andrew Jones or Vernon Wells are.
Why would I be Philliy Phanatic??? That's the stupidest thing I have heard yet. bigmike was obviously trying to get this account banned, because he has mentioned it in other threads before, so I doubt he would defend me and say ban PhillyPhanatic to help me out.


So, let me get this right. You don't yell at PhillyPhanatic, who called you out...or the kid who called you gay. You yell at the kid who tells Caleb to IP ban the kid making fun of you. Wow, you're a genius there.

The reason he would want PP gone is because we hate stupid bickering shit like this...it doesn't relate to sports, and it doesn't improve a discussion at all. That this thread has escalated to 80 posts, all having pretty much nothing to do with real sports, is exactly what's wrong. He might have assumed you were PP, thus wanting an IP ban.


your point #2 is funny only because it shows that sports aren't a big part of your life...and also probably that you haven't found a group of people that you enjoy discussing them with. If we are such losers, with no lives, then why would you want to come here and discuss anything with us...I mean, just leave and all the problems are gone

[preppyak]

seriously. i nominate weber.

his 1st act is to either close this or relocate it to the general.

all in favor say "i"
Count me in...I'd love to see this thread gone...we shouldn't have 80 reply threads on here where actual sport isn't discussed

[Scott Weber]

i'm locking this thread in 20 minutes. get your final shots in.

[xearlynovemberx]

this is nuts

[Scott Weber]

actually, fuck 20 minutes. if I have to read this anymore I'll explode. locked.


gatekeeper says gtfo.