Medap

[<*)))><]

This is official health center for AP, fuck going to a doctor we are to hardcore for that. I also believe some of the hipster won't go to a doctor because everyone else knows about it. If you need medical advice ask here.

I have this bump behind me ear it is pretty annoy, it hurts a little bit when I touch it but not enough to seek proper medical advise. I tried to poke it with a needle see if anything besides blood would come out and only blood came out. So what do you think I should do?

[Wake Up]

Good idea for a thread ted. Btw. The bump could be a build up of extra protein in the body that has massed behind your ear. It could also, such as in my case, could be external minerals/chemicals/etc that the body doesn't know what to do with. When I was a wee baby, I played in gasoline and accidentally ingested some. Nothing major happened, but over the years a bump behind my ear grew and turned out to be just that. It should go away over time.

[allthewaysaid]

Kinda have the same thing on right ear.
This sounds weird.

[deFobbed14yrs]

you're gonna die, i hope you have a will

[aamberlynn]

you're gonna die, i hope you have a will
This.

[frenchatticus]

This is official health center for AP, fuck going to a doctor we are to hardcore for that. I also believe some of the hipster won't go to a doctor because everyone else knows about it. If you need medical advice ask here.

I have this bump behind me ear it is pretty annoy, it hurts a little bit when I touch it but not enough to seek proper medical advise. I tried to poke it with a needle see if anything besides blood would come out and only blood came out. So what do you think I should do?

lolol

[katiebobatie]

lolol

ahhahaha i cracked up at that too

[Fullblast 2.0]

I am a doctor

[BornUnderPunches]

too hardcore for a doctor, yet not hardcore enough to tell the entire internet about your problems

[phil19]

i think the top knuckle on my right ring finger is broken. its been like that for probably a year.

[about3fitty]

Good idea for a thread ted. Btw. The bump could be a build up of extra protein in the body that has massed behind your ear. It could also, such as in my case, could be external minerals/chemicals/etc that the body doesn't know what to do with. When I was a wee baby, I played in gasoline and accidentally ingested some. Nothing major happened, but over the years a bump behind my ear grew and turned out to be just that. It should go away over time.

hahaha how?

[Mandee, darling]

This is official health center for AP, fuck going to a doctor we are to hardcore for that. I also believe some of the hipster won't go to a doctor because everyone else knows about it. If you need medical advice ask here.

I have this bump behind me ear it is pretty annoy, it hurts a little bit when I touch it but not enough to seek proper medical advise. I tried to poke it with a needle see if anything besides blood would come out and only blood came out. So what do you think I should do?

it's a swollen lymph node and it comes when you have a pretty bad ear infection. don't poke it with a needle, that's just stupid. take some tylenol and have an ice pack on it, that should do the trick.

[jesse_hitz]

My guess is either Ear infection or Spider bite, if it get's worse tho go see a doctor especially if it's an ear infection.

[Deadbolt23]

lupus

[Jennurna Gray]

That or a zit that isn't ready to be popped yet.

[SLoT]

It appears that you may be ailing from Craniopagus Parasiticus. It's rather rare, but it does occur. I'm sorry.

[Wake Up]

hahaha how?

There was a gasoline can and I tipped it over and had a fucking heyday.

[Homeless Donut]

Sounded like a zit to me, maybe with no pus?

[<*)))><]

That or a zit that isn't ready to be popped yet.

i dont get zits, my skin is perfect. btw it is gone now.

[Jennurna Gray]

i dont get zits, my skin is perfect. btw it is gone now.
Ted, you're perfect.

[<*)))><]

Ted, you're perfect.
That is the under statement of the century.

[Jennurna Gray]

That is the under statement of the century.
You're GREAT at taking compliments.

[<*)))><]

You're GREAT at taking compliments.
That is not a compliment is it tones down how amazing I am.

[Jennurna Gray]

That is not a compliment is it tones down how amazing I am.
Okay.