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journeyhayes
03/26/10, 07:20 AM
i need advice im 16 a dancer/ cheerleader and possibly pregnant:( what do i do???????
Fake thread/fake account/worse than Zion the Lion
Maybe you should stop asking people to text you stories about their sex lives.
does anyone in this social network life suck as much as mine right now im grounded till fucking kingdom come cause ohhhh wow i sent racey pictures tacet texts and inappropietly placed sexxxx oh wow what teenager hasnt!!!! message me about ur sexxx expirenves i bet i beat you i lost my virgintiy in a movie theater!!!
love<3 always, journey
Yellowcard2006
03/26/10, 08:04 AM
JourneyHayes ... is being caught up in gay high school drama
Gay is not a synonym for shitty
terror_91
03/26/10, 08:12 AM
These fake threads are so boring. At least use a semi-believable story.
Epidemic*
03/26/10, 08:18 AM
These fake threads are so boring. At least use a semi-believable story.
Agreed. I can't remember the chick who said she got a record contract like last year, she was hilarious to read.
Gay is not a synonym for shitty
I'm sure she was referring to a schoolwide protest of "Don't ask don't tell."
I'm sure she was referring to a schoolwide protest of "Don't ask don't tell."
http://s.lurkmore.ru/images/8/89/A_winrar_is_you.png
Live4TheKingdom
03/26/10, 08:56 AM
no way, im 16 and pregnant to :]
jeremyc
03/26/10, 09:06 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/6/tossing_off_big.gif
Alex DiVincenzo
03/26/10, 09:28 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shows/16_and_pregnant/season_2/series.jhtml
(http://www.mtv.com/shows/16_and_pregnant/season_2/series.jhtml)
Yellowcard2006
03/26/10, 09:38 AM
I'm sure she was referring to a schoolwide protest of "Don't ask don't tell."
Hmm, actually quite plausible. Further investigation needed if OP ever comes back. He's probably disappointed no one is being trolled.
spunkmastaflex
03/26/10, 09:44 AM
heyyyyyyy im 22, pregnant and a dude!?! my life sucks too
heyyyyyyy im 22, pregnant and a dude!?! my life sucks too
I know you're trolling, I know this because your profile says you're 23.
samsara
03/26/10, 10:36 AM
lolol
cowboychris88
03/26/10, 10:45 AM
if this is real, i am offering to push you down a flight of stairs.
spunkmastaflex
03/26/10, 10:56 AM
I know you're trolling, I know this because your profile says you're 23.
negative, im 23 tomorrow! today, i am 22
argg_xo
03/26/10, 11:25 AM
Agreed. I can't remember the chick who said she got a record contract like last year, she was hilarious to read.
I fuckin love Mrs. Sweeny Todd!!!
I do miss the great trolls. Amanda Shell, hot_emo, Mrs Sweeny Todd...
journeyhayes
03/26/10, 12:10 PM
no way, im 16 and pregnant to :]
uhh u say ur a 20 year old male how could u be 16 and pregnant
journeyhayes
03/26/10, 12:12 PM
These fake threads are so boring. At least use a semi-believable story.
dude seriously my thread is not fake pinky promise!!!
journeyhayes
03/26/10, 12:14 PM
Fake thread/fake account/worse than Zion the Lion
Maybe you should stop asking people to text you stories about their sex lives.
dude im getting fucking tired of you man your making everyone on this website hate me and its bull shit you freaking judge me cause im out there with myseelf and a little slutty what teen these days isnt hmm like really
Live4TheKingdom
03/26/10, 12:21 PM
uhh u say ur a 20 year old male how could u be 16 and pregnant
stay in school kid
its called a joke
journeyhayes
03/26/10, 12:23 PM
stay in school kid
its called a joke
well when u talk shit or joke with me i take it a little seriously
Yellowcard2006
03/26/10, 12:27 PM
dude im getting fucking tired of you man your making everyone on this website hate me and its bull shit you freaking judge me cause im out there with myseelf and a little slutty what teen these days isnt hmm like really
That was inevitable.
Nope just you.
No but honestly if you really are a 16 year old pregnant girl whining about it on this board I'm getting my "ignore" button ready.
Live4TheKingdom
03/26/10, 12:27 PM
well when u talk shit or joke with me i take it a little seriously
...because your stupid?
aamberlynn
03/26/10, 12:46 PM
i need advice im 16 a dancer/ cheerleader and possibly pregnant:( what do i do???????
Punch yourself in the stomach, fall down a set of stairs, get hit by a car, etc.
Use a condom?
Next time, kid, pull out and pray.
That was inevitable.
Nope just you.
No but honestly if you really are a 16 year old pregnant girl whining about it on this board I'm getting my "ignore" button ready.
Thank you.
The best was that completely ridiculous "what 16 year old isn't slutty" comment.
AndrewIcex
03/26/10, 12:57 PM
Possibly pregnant? You have issues reading the pregnancy test or some shit?
roughroads
03/26/10, 01:39 PM
Annoying troll is annoying.
SophomoricSlump
03/26/10, 02:04 PM
Possibly pregnant? You have issues reading the pregnancy test or some shit?
What if it pulls a Juno and looks like a division sign?
Cheesus
03/26/10, 02:43 PM
lol
the seventeenth
03/26/10, 03:00 PM
a condom you must use, young skywalker, a condom.
drevans18
03/26/10, 04:43 PM
Gay is not a synonym for shitty
g.i.n.a.s.f.s. was the last good fall out boy song since from under the cork tree.
xcloud66x
03/26/10, 05:38 PM
I sorta feel like this is a question a 12 year old or a 70 year old impersonating a 16 year old would ask.
Yellowcard2006
03/26/10, 05:43 PM
g.i.n.a.s.f.s. was the last good fall out boy song since from under the cork tree.
Agreed about it's a great song.
But I've liked all of their songs.
Jennurna Gray
03/26/10, 06:39 PM
i need advice im 16 a dancer/ cheerleader and possibly pregnant:( what do i do???????
Oh, that's why everyone hates you.
Jennurna Gray
03/26/10, 06:43 PM
Fuuuuuuck.
SophomoricSlump
03/26/10, 06:47 PM
g.i.n.a.s.f.s. was the last good fall out boy song since from under the cork tree.
Completely agree.
drevans18
03/26/10, 06:57 PM
Oh, that's why everyone hates you.
haha touche... well played my friend. and this girl should go on that 16 and pregnant show on MTV.
XEmoBoyShandorX
03/26/10, 08:33 PM
http://www.hangerstore.com/upload/category/008930160943.JPG
apsterling
03/26/10, 11:35 PM
Completely agree.
Completely agreed with you having completely agreed, though From Now On We Are Enemies was pretty good too.
terminate or church doorstep
Jennurna Gray
03/27/10, 06:22 AM
haha touche... well played my friend. and this girl should go on that 16 and pregnant show on MTV.
Haha, except that she's fake. It's probably a middle aged man, who took a break from his porn to try and fuck with some people on a website. Searched forums, found this. ~
Stavie Steelo
03/27/10, 07:00 AM
if this is real, i am offering to push you down a flight of stairs.
I think this calls for a Mexican Avalanche
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mexican%20avalanche
drevans18
03/27/10, 08:01 AM
Haha, except that she's fake. It's probably a middle aged man, who took a break from his porn to try and fuck with some people on a website. Searched forums, found this. ~
i know, but what fun is it when you think of it that way? maybe he's a middle aged man that's pregnant...
drevans18
03/27/10, 08:02 AM
I think this calls for a Mexican Avalanche
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mexican%20avalanche
hahaha.
Jennurna Gray
03/27/10, 08:54 AM
i know, but what fun is it when you think of it that way? maybe he's a middle aged man that's pregnant...
A middle aged man who's pregnant, and a dancer/cheerleader/scene kid? :D
SophomoricSlump
03/27/10, 09:24 AM
Completely agreed with you having completely agreed, though From Now On We Are Enemies was pretty good too.
I also completely agree with that statement.
But it doesn't quite live up to the older stuff. It just barely falls short to me.
drevans18
03/27/10, 10:32 AM
A middle aged man who's pregnant, and a dancer/cheerleader/scene kid? :D
exactly! now you're getting the hang of it... just NEVER actually think about that combination of a middle aged dancer/cheerleader/scene man who's pregnant. thats when you'll vomit.
apsterling
03/27/10, 11:22 AM
I also completely agree with that statement.
But it doesn't quite live up to the older stuff. It just barely falls short to me.
Precisely! The second half of the chorus didn't make musical sense to me, I felt like they should've kept the whole "I'm just the man on the balcony" chunk as the chorus.
Laural666
03/27/10, 12:01 PM
Please delete your account.
I'm tired of seeing your fucking threads.
Jennurna Gray
03/27/10, 03:46 PM
exactly! now you're getting the hang of it... just NEVER actually think about that combination of a middle aged dancer/cheerleader/scene man who's pregnant. thats when you'll vomit.
Oh, god, okay. :puke:
Thanks for pointing that out.
drevans18
03/27/10, 04:03 PM
Oh, god, okay. :puke:
Thanks for pointing that out.
haha i'm sorry. i thought i'd spread the love. :tophat: (this smiley seemed necessary)
Jennurna Gray
03/27/10, 04:08 PM
haha i'm sorry. i thought i'd spread the love. :tophat: (this smiley seemed necessary)
That smiley is kind of adorable.
zion the lion
03/27/10, 04:52 PM
Possibly pregnant? You have issues reading the pregnancy test or some shit?
Does having a penis make you automatically stupid? You do realize that it takes a while to figure out if you're pregnant or not right? You dont automatically know at the moment of conception, you cant pee on a stick at any moment in between sex and your missed period and think that it will be 100% right
catherinexhimel
03/27/10, 05:06 PM
You're not going to look so hot in your cheerleader uniform anymore.
SophomoricSlump
03/27/10, 06:57 PM
Precisely! The second half of the chorus didn't make musical sense to me, I felt like they should've kept the whole "I'm just the man on the balcony" chunk as the chorus.
Right, right.
I feel that no song can compare to Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes. That song to me is just perfect musically.
apsterling
03/27/10, 07:14 PM
Right, right.
I feel that no song can compare to Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes. That song to me is just perfect musically.
Yeah, it's a stunner. Though I feel the same way about 7 Minutes and Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner.
SophomoricSlump
03/27/10, 08:26 PM
Yeah, it's a stunner. Though I feel the same way about 7 Minutes and Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner.
NPBITC is one of my favorites off FUCT.
Ava1anche
03/27/10, 09:15 PM
Get an abortion or give it up for adoption.
drevans18
03/27/10, 09:20 PM
That smiley is kind of adorable.
that smiley describes my life, pretty much. don't ask how - it just does.
Jennurna Gray
03/27/10, 09:23 PM
that smiley describes my life, pretty much. don't ask how - it just does.
Are you very, very old and free slaves?
terror_91
03/28/10, 04:32 AM
dude seriously my thread is not fake pinky promise!!!
The pinky promise was a little bit too far. If you had left that out then I would have believed you more. You are still just going a little bit further than believable but you are improving.
drevans18
03/28/10, 08:47 AM
Are you very, very old and free slaves?
caught. i'm a 200 year old republican northerner.
Jennurna Gray
03/28/10, 02:57 PM
caught. i'm a 200 year old republican northerner.
Well, 'ello, Abe.
Epidemic*
03/30/10, 12:48 PM
I do miss the great trolls. Amanda Shell, hot_emo, Mrs Sweeny Todd...
Man, I regret leaving this place for almost a year. I really missed all the good times. Haha
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