girls only! (boys seriously stay the f*ck out)

[Remote]

hey girls wats up ?

the last couple of days i was home alone n i was feelin a bit lonely, u no what i mean LOL n i decided to have some fun (: well i forgot that i ran out of lube last weeknd n i didnt get another... well my mom bought peanut butter last week so i decided to try it out... i rly liked it, it felt so good i recomend u girls to try it. use creamy though i dont think crunchy would be that good... only problem is it got kind of stuck to my labia n my dog wanted a taste when i was running to the shower lol!!1

any of u babes have other home remedies? (:

[Time Bomb Clock]

Oh sweet Jesus! Do not want!!!

[allthewaysaid]

This has got to be a joke, and fyi crunchy works much better.
You're probably a dude.

[ActionActionFan]

:bolt:

[Deadbolt23]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/meanbean11/silva.gif

[Macbeth.]

:shudder:

[Auals]

It's obviously a fake. All girls know that if you want a guy to stay OUT of a thread, you INVITE them in to. der. Oh, and peanut butters like viagra for guys. Right?

[TheProsAndCons]

Why is everyone on ap so stupid? It's obviously a sexy girl!

[dsmbrluv]

You should have washed it off in the shower when you were done....just saying. It's kind of weird having the dog run after you like that.....

Oh don't hold me to this, but I've heard of people using mayo and mineral oil...I've never tried it but hey, everyone has different tastes. ;-)

[Yellowcard2006]

Oh god.


http://i40.tinypic.com/8zmn11.gif

[x1onexwo1fx]

Oh god.


http://i40.tinypic.com/8zmn11.gif

awesome gif.

and yes, i wish i had never stepped foot in this thread.

[Reaver]

oh. my. god. it's zion.

[davehennessy]

Oh god.


http://i40.tinypic.com/8zmn11.gif

LMAO, best gif I've ever seen. At least there was something in this thread worthwhile

[sammyboy516]

Oh god.


http://i40.tinypic.com/8zmn11.gif

hahahaha

[anamericangod]

Hate when things get stuck to my labia.

[xapplexpiex]

Try using paint.

[JonnyJonnyJonny]

try using sandpaper

[maxvsmaradona]

Toasting epic bread

[ElCheGuevara]

hahahaha wow we've all heard of peanut butter on the privates, but this is truly innovative. you are a genius/madwoman. or probably just a dude that is quite bored

[Ava1anche]

I like this thread.

[The Indigo]

Choosy girls choose Jif.

[Renee]

Shucks, I have a peanut allergy.

[sas1991]

yet again. AP. whatsupwitCHOOOOOOO.


ps. why peanut butter? why not mayo... its closer to the real thing. or velteta... get some salsa. talk about a firecrotch.

[Remote]

yet again. AP. whatsupwitCHOOOOOOO.


ps. why peanut butter? why not mayo... its closer to the real thing. or velteta... get some salsa. talk about a firecrotch.

You should have washed it off in the shower when you were done....just saying. It's kind of weird having the dog run after you like that.....

Oh don't hold me to this, but I've heard of people using mayo and mineral oil...I've never tried it but hey, everyone has different tastes. ;-)

i was in my bedroom when i did it, i ran to the shower after
thx girls, i might give the mayo a chance but sometimes i dont clean well enough and i find it like a week later in there do you think it would be safe n not rot by then ? def not trying the salsa :<

[Remote]

Try using paint.

try using sandpaper

oh. my. god. it's zion.

It's obviously a fake. All girls know that if you want a guy to stay OUT of a thread, you INVITE them in to. der. Oh, and peanut butters like viagra for guys. Right?

This has got to be a joke, and fyi crunchy works much better.
You're probably a dude.

Oh sweet Jesus! Do not want!!!
f*ck off bitch

[sas1991]

wow i was sarcastic.. good god. im just adding on to this thread's problem. maybe i shoulda abondoned ship while i could bahahah


anyways! good luck with that, hunny!

[Remote]

Shucks, I have a peanut allergy.
thats too bad girl ur missing out on a lot (:

[Remote]

wow i was sarcastic.. good god. im just adding on to this thread's problem. maybe i shoulda abondoned ship while i could bahahah


anyways! good luck with that, hunny!
thx girl (: <3

[Charlieistony]

Hate when things get stuck to my labia.

this. haha dude, you're hilarious

[heyguys123]

no reason to keep boys out, peanut butters great for gay butt lube too.

[wall e]

Try blood.

[Auals]

Try blood.

I hear Semen works well too.

[wall e]

I hear Semen works well too.

Gross.

[Laural666]

Sick, thread is sick.

[steve187]

Try some Bengay. Always works wonders for me.

[MeegieMELTDOWN]

Try some Bengay. Always works wonders for me.

Bengay was like lube from the gods. Only the most worthy may use it.

[vivatoto56]

Where are the moderators on this?

[Carolina.Alex]

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/scared.jpg

[muttley]

What a horribly unfunny thread.

[SincerelyMe]

I hear icy hot works pretty well.

[barkingincision]

heinous

[thesollopsist]

Enjoy your yeast infection.

[limepomegranate]

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/scared.jpg
Bahahaa this.

[fueledbyvictory]

Choosy girls choose Jif.

haha that's dumb

[tristabelle]

who honestly uses that many "n"s, exclamation points, and smiley faces yet still uses the word "labia"?

at least try to make it believable.

[JonnyJonnyJonny]

Speaking of peanut butter......ya know because It's your dog http://www.moviewavs.com/0085412111/MP3S/Movies/Road_Trip/itsyourdog.mp3

[Help, I'm Alive]

wouldnt it be better to use something more liquid-y?

[aamberlynn]

This thread is worse than the menstrual cup thread.
But, I've heard hydrofluoric acid works well.

[crimsonandclovr]

It's obviously a fake. All girls know that if you want a guy to stay OUT of a thread, you INVITE them in to. der. Oh, and peanut butters like viagra for guys. Right?

or start talking about period. works every time i want guys out of a room!

[lilwave]

What a horribly unfunny thread.

I'm almost crying with laughter. Best thread ever.

[Two Headed Girl]

When I want to use something slippery that will increase movement and sexual pleasure I ALWAYS use peanut butter.

[Macbeth.]

:shudder:

[bNz719]

Only in PL...

[Auals]

or start talking about period. works every time i want guys out of a room!

Gross story but one of the guys I used to go to school with was actually turned on more by girls on their periods.

[introduction]

i put peanuts in there, and wait for it to turn to butter.

[jjjkman]

Gross story but one of the guys I used to go to school with was actually turned on more by girls on their periods.

Gross...

[orang3m3rk3]

i used to be a girl

[Remote]

i put peanuts in there, and wait for it to turn to butter.
slut

[zachff]

PB is nothing without jelly

[SophomoricSlump]

Uhh...

[drawndead]

how is this not a closed thread

[deFobbed14yrs]

http://www.youwillneverfind.us/creativeresistance07/mememe/meme%20pix/peanut-butter-jelly-time.jpg

[atainder]

pb&j time

Haha quite appropriate.

[aircourtneys]

Hello yeast infection.

[Wake Up]

never seen that before.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2m27s7o.png

[Wake Up]

i was in my bedroom when i did it, i ran to the shower after
thx girls, i might give the mayo a chance but sometimes i dont clean well enough and i find it like a week later in there do you think it would be safe n not rot by then ? def not trying the salsa :<

please don't close this thread. hahahahhahhahah love it

[Laural666]

never seen that before.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2m27s7o.png
Neither have i.

[davehennessy]

how is this not a closed thread

I'm wondering the same

[drawndead]

I'm wondering the same

any mention of the word labia and i'm out haha

[aidAn]

where am I?