View Full Version : I Invented Crunkcore!
FUCK CRUNKCORE! Now, don't get me wrong, I LIKE Brokencyde to listen to... BUT THEY RIPPED OFF MY IDEA!
myspace.com/jaliband1
jaliband.com
In the summer of 2007 me and my friend Ali (oh let me guess, you thought "my friend and I" well stop being so pedantic... JUST LET IT GO! LET IT FUCKING GO!) formed into a 2piece called Jali where we took influences from hardcore punk and hip-hop (and a bit of britpop) with the soul intention of being... well, annoying!
Need more proof: Here are some of our lyrics:
From "Sexmen":
"No need to fight, we can party all night, your pussies are tight so we're allright, this is the way to do it all right yeah we are sexmen and we don't take no shite!"
From "Straight outta towcester":
"Take off your thong, make me a sandwich, we're jali, motherfucker, best band in the land bitch! We're the baddest motherfuckers, we're the Jali making more girls cry than a Linkin Park CD!"
Tell me, honestly, that those lyrics couldn't be put into a crunkcore song!
Regards
04/04/10, 06:29 AM
lol
Deadbolt23
04/04/10, 06:30 AM
Linkin Park don't make sad music.
Linkin Park don't make sad music.
...yes.
Linkin Park never made me cry. You must be doing it wrong.
So you were the first one to hear isetmyfriendsonfire's soulja boy cover and decide it was good enough to make an entire genre out of?
Linkin Park never made me cry. You must be doing it wrong.
But you're a guy. Anyway, surely if Linkin Park never make girls cry then all we need to do is make 1 girl cry and we're beating them. And Ali is a man-whore who leaves his many almost jailbait 1 night stands crying and calling him... well the usual shit really.
So you were the first one to hear isetmyfriendsonfire's soulja boy cover and decide it was good enough to make an entire genre out of?
I've never actually heard it... dont want to either.
batmannj
04/04/10, 07:26 AM
X-) :diggrave: :sick:
the seventeenth
04/04/10, 07:47 AM
wait... I must have read this wrong. You are proud and want to reveal to the public that you created the death of music?
Chia-Like
04/04/10, 07:56 AM
wait... I must have read this wrong. You are proud and want to reveal to the public that you created the death of music?
this.
wait... I must have read this wrong. You are proud and want to reveal to the public that you created the death of music?
Well, half of music... I can't take credit for Biffy Clyro, but hey, its a big deal!
I mean, to have a hand in killing music... No, better to have single handedly began the chain reaction that killed half of all music! That's a big deal! I FUCKING BEAT SIMON COWELL TO THE PUNCH!
I'm better than all of those evil megalomaniacs:
Lex Luthor- easy
Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa- piss easy, granted they were on a whole new level of suck!
The Joker- Pfft, the worst he ever did was kill Jason Todd.... If anything that just gave Batman more credibility
Doctor Insano- Easy as fuck! Although he is a parody so...
REGARDLESS: I am the most diabolical genious in the world (so genious i can't even spell genius, eh comrades) I KILLED MUSIC! Now for the internet... time to type Google into Google...
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 08:12 AM
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First Assault
04/04/10, 08:13 AM
FUCK CRUNKCORE! Now, don't get me wrong, I LIKE Brokencyde to listen to... BUT THEY RIPPED OFF MY IDEA!
myspace.com/jaliband1
jaliband.com
In the summer of 2007 me and my friend Ali (oh let me guess, you thought "my friend and I" well stop being so pedantic... JUST LET IT GO! LET IT FUCKING GO!) formed into a 2piece called Jali where we took influences from hardcore punk and hip-hop (and a bit of britpop) with the soul intention of being... well, annoying!
Need more proof: Here are some of our lyrics:
From "Sexmen":
"No need to fight, we can party all night, your pussies are tight so we're allright, this is the way to do it all right yeah we are sexmen and we don't take no shite!"
From "Straight outta towcester":
"Take off your thong, make me a sandwich, we're jali, motherfucker, best band in the land bitch! We're the baddest motherfuckers, we're the Jali making more girls cry than a Linkin Park CD!"
Tell me, honestly, that those lyrics couldn't be put into a crunkcore song!
Your either crazy or a genius! but I get intense feeling Crunkcore is just a type of biscuit made for heavy metallers because they too badass to eat normal chocolate digestives!
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 08:16 AM
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I thought it said "I Invented Crackwhore"
Clearly disappointed.
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 08:19 AM
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kearn1tm
04/04/10, 08:22 AM
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InTheatersNow
04/04/10, 08:29 AM
That sounds nothing like crunk core. Myspace says 8/22/08. You didn't invent shit.
That sounds nothing like crunk core. Myspace says 8/22/08. You didn't invent shit.
That's when we set up the myspace. Yeah, we are actually one of those weird bands that wrote, recorded and performed songs live BEFORE setting up a myspace...
Debut_Fin
04/04/10, 08:55 AM
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yahr tawing me apaat liza
Morons got up early today, I see
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 09:37 AM
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I'm starting to warm to this, but the dance is too complicated.
I'm starting to warm to this, but the dance is too complicated.
A little coordination mixed with a lot of practice, and you'll get it.
Basically I drop that video into any stupid thread. Generated hundreds of plays already!
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 10:09 AM
A little coordination mixed with a lot of practice, and you'll get it.
Basically I drop that video into any stupid thread. Generated hundreds of plays already!
This isn't just some "stupid thread." This dude invented the remix or something. Show some fucking respect...or something.
Something.
xJesusFreakx
04/04/10, 10:15 AM
Linkin Park don't make sad music.
They always put me in a really good mood.
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"Translation: 'Desperate! Desperate! I am really desperate!'"
ryanhorizons
04/04/10, 10:20 AM
FUCK CRUNKCORE! Now, don't get me wrong, I LIKE Brokencyde to listen to... BUT THEY RIPPED OFF MY IDEA!
myspace.com/jaliband1
jaliband.com
In the summer of 2007 me and my friend Ali (oh let me guess, you thought "my friend and I" well stop being so pedantic... JUST LET IT GO! LET IT FUCKING GO!) formed into a 2piece called Jali where we took influences from hardcore punk and hip-hop (and a bit of britpop) with the soul intention of being... well, annoying!
Need more proof: Here are some of our lyrics:
From "Sexmen":
"No need to fight, we can party all night, your pussies are tight so we're allright, this is the way to do it all right yeah we are sexmen and we don't take no shite!"
From "Straight outta towcester":
"Take off your thong, make me a sandwich, we're jali, motherfucker, best band in the land bitch! We're the baddest motherfuckers, we're the Jali making more girls cry than a Linkin Park CD!"
Tell me, honestly, that those lyrics couldn't be put into a crunkcore song!
so if you claimed to have invented it, you are fucked. way to be the biggest douche bag on the planet. stupid bitch.
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 10:25 AM
"Translation: 'Desperate! Desperate! I am really desperate!'"
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xJesusFreakx
04/04/10, 10:32 AM
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These videos are great. "First of all, stop saying 'Otello'; it sounds pretentious."
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 10:36 AM
These videos are great. "First of all, stop saying 'Otello'; it sounds pretentious."
It's a shame there's only three. Also, Sassy Gay Friend is kinda cute (and yes, even the gelled hair).
xJesusFreakx
04/04/10, 10:39 AM
It's a shame there's only three. Also, Sassy Gay Friend is kinda cute (and yes, even the gelled hair).
How recently were they made? Maybe there will be more to come.
kearn1tm
04/04/10, 10:43 AM
How recently were they made? Maybe there will be more to come.
In the last month or so. The latest one was from last week.
georgedcc
04/04/10, 11:00 AM
Well, half of music... I can't take credit for Biffy Clyro, but hey, its a big deal!
Wait, someone who claims to have invented crunkcore is saying Biffy Clyro are the death of music?
lol wut
so if you claimed to have invented it, you are fucked. way to be the biggest douche bag on the planet. stupid bitch.
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Seriously, some of you guys are taking this thread WAAAAAAY to seriously. Obviously I don't really think I invented Crunkcore, obviously I'm not a fan of Crunkcore and clearly don't think we had any influence on any area of music because we don't exist outside of our own town. Besides *shock-horror* Jali formed as a joke anyway. Our best known song is about shoving lemons up your ass for christs sake!
Fucking censors. Here's an alternative to the pic above:
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KingJohn_654
04/04/10, 12:07 PM
Wait, someone who claims to have invented crunkcore is saying Biffy Clyro are the death of music?
lol wut
this is what i came in here to say. Biffy Clyro is tight.
The Indigo
04/04/10, 12:19 PM
So you were the first one to hear isetmyfriendsonfire's soulja boy cover and decide it was good enough to make an entire genre out of?
stop being so pedantic... JUST LET IT GO! LET IT FUCKING GO!
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A friend and I recently convinced my Shakespeare professor to add the Othello and Hamlet videos to our class' syllabus.
MrOctober430
04/04/10, 12:20 PM
shut up. you have no friends.
shut up. you have no friends.
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chrislauren
04/04/10, 01:47 PM
this entire thread is hilarious.
chrislauren
04/04/10, 01:48 PM
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oh god hahahaha. i'm way too easily entertained.
briewer
04/04/10, 02:00 PM
wait... I must have read this wrong. You are proud and want to reveal to the public that you created the death of music?
The death of music, huh? Well I guess I can stop studying for this world music test I have tomorrow. You'd think my professor would at least have the courtesy to send an e-mail saying, "music's dead, exam is cancelled."
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I like to think you posted this exclusively for me.
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