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abandnamedjon
08/13/06, 08:07 PM
Share you penis pet name stories or whatever.

Mine is called "Godzilla".

boysdontcry17
08/13/06, 08:09 PM
i call mine "el capitan"

FScott
08/13/06, 08:10 PM
barb

abandnamedjon
08/13/06, 08:15 PM
My friend calls his "Al Qaeda".

Melissa Johnson
08/13/06, 08:26 PM
My best friend named her boyfriend's...

He now refers to it by the name she bestowed upon it.

"Princess Sophia".

boysdontcry17
08/13/06, 08:31 PM
i also call mine "the weapon of ass destruction"

FondestMemory
08/13/06, 08:32 PM
i don't talk to mine, so never felt the need to name it.

needles & pins
08/13/06, 08:33 PM
My best friend named her boyfriend's...

He now refers to it by the name she bestowed upon it.

"Princess Sophia".

Not Spike, Butch, or Krull the Warrior King?

Melissa Johnson
08/13/06, 08:42 PM
Not Spike, Butch, or Krull the Warrior King?
Nope. Princess Sophia..Apparently his penis is a girl, or gay.

alcoholandirony
08/13/06, 08:43 PM
I call mine John Wilkes Booth

thebestkylever
08/13/06, 08:47 PM
clancy.

aolsux
08/13/06, 08:54 PM
Hung Wankenstein

PaulsRightNut
08/13/06, 10:20 PM
This dude in my friends quadway refers to his as One Eyed Willy

SKooT
08/13/06, 10:46 PM
i also call mine "the weapon of ass destruction"

Nice.

PlusDanny
08/13/06, 10:49 PM
Roffles @ the How to Lose a Guy references. :)

Broken Parachute
08/13/06, 11:06 PM
The One Eyed Wonder Weasel

parallelism
08/14/06, 12:14 AM
Mr. T.

ThirdTimeAround
08/14/06, 06:12 AM
Not Spike, Butch, or Krull the Warrior King?

Hahahahaha, yesss.

JoREALLYrox
08/14/06, 08:53 AM
my ex called his Clyde and we named my boobs "The Bonnies."

abandnamedjon
08/14/06, 12:24 PM
my ex called his Clyde and we named my boobs "The Bonnies."

Aww a little creativity in the bedroom...or something.

livethesounds
08/14/06, 12:55 PM
My best friend named her boyfriend's...

He now refers to it by the name she bestowed upon it.

"Princess Sophia".


I call mine John Wilkes Booth

Im pretty sure thats from a movie

hahaha.

i named mine Harry S. Truman

boysdontcry17
08/14/06, 03:22 PM
i also call mine "the leviathan"

buysoap
08/14/06, 03:25 PM
thor's hammer.

angelusdomini
08/14/06, 03:29 PM
why does anyone feel the need to name their penis??

Discuss.

buysoap
08/14/06, 03:31 PM
why does anyone feel the need to name their penis??

Discuss.


to terrify my prey.

Freud
08/14/06, 03:54 PM
gargantuan

DaveHallow
08/14/06, 04:15 PM
I call mine Mr Sexy Time.

abandnamedjon
08/14/06, 04:46 PM
why does anyone feel the need to name their penis??

Discuss.

Is penis naming so wrong? I definitely don't consider it as de-moralizing America's values.

angelusdomini
08/14/06, 04:48 PM
Is penis naming so wrong? I definitely don't consider it as de-moralizing America's values.

im not saying any of that. i was asking bcuz i never felt the need to name mine, and im trying to understand the meaning behind this.

abandnamedjon
08/14/06, 04:50 PM
Are you scared of your penis?

angelusdomini
08/14/06, 04:52 PM
Are you scared of your penis?

...
what.the.hell?

abandnamedjon
08/14/06, 04:53 PM
Yes, it is so. Someone back me up on this one. I'm taking a break from Ap

Slaur
08/14/06, 05:00 PM
Staley the power drill

Slaur
08/14/06, 05:01 PM
Stanley that is...damn it

boysdontcry17
08/14/06, 05:34 PM
Are you scared of your penis?

mine whispers to me and tells me to do the unspeakable

preppyak
08/14/06, 05:35 PM
my ex called his Clyde and we named my boobs "The Bonnies."

interestingly enough...that's the same way small indie bands name themselves

James Johnson
08/14/06, 05:59 PM
William the conquerer.

abandnamedjon
08/14/06, 09:31 PM
mine whispers to me and tells me to do the unspeakable

Oh your's speaks too???

kshtoinks12
08/14/06, 09:36 PM
The octagon

JoREALLYrox
08/16/06, 09:12 AM
interestingly enough...that's the same way small indie bands name themselves


by fooling around with each other?

apoemtothedead
08/16/06, 11:02 AM
Pretty much everyone calls it "where is it? I can't see it."

DroppedUrPocket
08/16/06, 11:12 AM
Pinocchio.

boysdontcry17
08/16/06, 07:51 PM
Oh your's speaks too???

talks spanish to me.

boldt_action
08/17/06, 02:20 AM
not mine, I'm not that cool, but i had to share.


The Hundred Acre Wood

bigmike
08/17/06, 02:25 AM
I like to call mine "The Pulverizer.

Broken Parachute
08/17/06, 02:26 AM
I call my cock SonnyBertGerard. It has no talents whatsoever. :(

bigmike
08/17/06, 02:27 AM
I call my cock SonnyBertGerard. It has no talents whatsoever. :(
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Juliana101
08/17/06, 07:48 AM
I named my dingdong Archie. I named my girlfriends boobs Alfonso Ribeiro and Will Smith.

JoREALLYrox
08/17/06, 08:36 AM
I named my dingdong Archie. I named my girlfriends boobs Alfonso Ribeiro and Will Smith.


But the names dont go together!

Archie, Will and Alfonso?

noo.

maybe like...

name your penis NEO

and her boobs Trinity and Morpheus.

KathyGriffinDos
05/07/11, 01:24 PM
My boyfriend named my.....My Tasty Cupcake

saturday_snow_squall
05/07/11, 04:06 PM
ill call him renard.

ilikesound93
05/07/11, 04:25 PM
Share you penis pet name stories or whatever.

Mine is called "Godzilla".

Have you ever had an asain girlfriend?

EasySkankin
05/07/11, 04:27 PM
Charles Dickins

cause i'm classy like that

Kidslaughter
05/07/11, 05:35 PM
Chewbacca

Hamlet
05/07/11, 07:56 PM
I named the whole set my "Man Trinity".

Prae Omnia
05/08/11, 01:48 AM
The Vaginator

Prae Omnia
05/08/11, 01:51 AM
And I refer to the female reproductive system as "Cawks. Dun nun, dun nun."

Buscemi Knows Best
05/08/11, 05:02 AM
I tend to rename my crotch pistol every so often, but currently I've been referring to him as The Goonie, because the pirate in that film was named One-Eyed Wily, and also because Goonies never say die.

schlotty
05/11/11, 11:52 AM
The Octagon or Dr. Coctopus.

Michifoxx
05/11/11, 12:53 PM
My friend calls his shit john and the ying yang twins..his name's john

Michifoxx
05/11/11, 01:04 PM
i also call mine "the weapon of ass destruction"

win

cherrycokewhore
05/11/11, 01:16 PM
I called mine Buzz (to infinity and beyond etc.) so after my fiancée found out she called her vagina Jessie.

tottivillarossi
05/11/11, 01:22 PM
"Little buddy".

SgtSmegma
05/11/11, 01:57 PM
Widow maker

UntilItKillsYou
05/12/11, 02:57 AM
The 5 dollar footlong

limepomegranate
05/12/11, 10:05 AM
I like calling great dicks "The Enforcer".

ChelseaRiane
05/12/11, 10:57 AM
Little Bear. My first boyfriend had a small dick. That was the only time I ever named a penis

Dystroxia
05/12/11, 11:16 AM
Charlee

Penguinosity
03/13/12, 09:48 PM
My boyfriend's penis is named Goku :-d .

saintnumberfive
03/13/12, 10:28 PM
"Little buddy".

Scrubs reference. Nice.

Amongster
03/13/12, 11:30 PM
Dick Cheney.

'Cuz it shoots people in the face.

David87
03/13/12, 11:56 PM
Him.

DeadOaks
03/14/12, 05:07 AM
I am so grossed out by this.

deanster321
03/14/12, 05:09 AM
Squirtle

BusterBluth
03/14/12, 07:11 AM
"mike tyson"

t00latef0rr0ses
03/14/12, 07:45 AM
the great bambino

Caleb Cabrera
03/14/12, 07:58 AM
Penis.

herestoyoufla
03/14/12, 10:58 AM
Dick Cheney.

'Cuz it shoots people in the face.
Hahaha, you win.