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SingMeInsomnia
04/10/10, 09:47 AM
Never Shout Never - What Is Love?
Record Label: Loveway Records / Sire / Warner Bros.
Release Date: January 26, 2010

We are all guilty music pleasures. Some secretly memorize all of the Backstreet Boy's dance moves, and some enjoy themselves when they are dragged to see a Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber concert. Never Shout Never is kind of like the guilty pleasure for fans of the catchy-pop-acoustic-hippie-folk subgenre. I admit I was a huge fan of him and his little ukulele back in the day. However, with his latest albums, his Beatles covers, and the doomed-from-the-start plan of covering "Bohemian Rhapsody" (I know, I can't believe it either), I feel like it's the perfect time to write an unbiased yet opinionated review of the parental-advisory-stickered What is Love.

"Love Is Our Weapon" (reminiscent of his chest tattoo), starts off reasonably well. Head-bobbingly catchy yet laughably cheesy, this is one of the stand-out tracks. I had high hopes for the album after hearing this song. "Jane Doe" is a short song about falling in love with a girl he doesn't even know the name of. At 1 minute 56 seconds, you can't help but feel a little ripped off, especially if you bought the songs track by track. "Can't Stand It" is great when you first hear it, but after several listens, it gets annoying. You can almost picture his fans screaming "superfucking cute" at his performances. This song is ridiculously cheesy and his voice is laughable. It's like an audio version of dripping maple syrup, sprinkled with sugar and frosting. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the sensitive "Sacrilegious". The message is great and the lyrics a slight improvement, but I just can't quite get past the "emotional" whine he turns his voice into.

"I Love You 5" is another stand-out track. It's a great choice for a single, and has many attributes of his past EPs. "California" starts off cheesy, but the chorus packs a punch. Undoubtedly his 'Californ-I-A's' make you like him a little bit more. Again, true to his style, Christofer belts out his catchy melodies. The 'Shout' (his backup band), had a bigger part in this song. The song "What Is Love" is has a solid set of lyrics, but the vocals are questionable. The way he strains his voice and the overly emotional way he sings stops me from enjoying this song. And by overly emotional, I mean it's like you can almost picture him crying/wailing. The final song "The Past" is the longest song on the album, at 4:07. Come to think of it, it's longer than "Sacrilegious" and "Jane Doe" put together. A partial reason why this song is so long is because it seems like he's just dragging it on and on. However, with lyrics like "I've been smoking the green since I was merely sixteen", you feel like it is the most emotional song on this album for him.

"What is Love" is a debatable record. Although he is starting to break away from the tweeny-pop style he had started to establish in "Demo-schmemo", it is a step in the right direction. True to his nature, his songs are short and overly sweet. With some paying just under a dollar for 2 minutes a song, it's almost as much of a rip-off as his $16 Never Shout Never t-shirts that just say his name on them. It's also worth noting that Butch Walker had a part in producing this. Nonetheless, unless he changes his vocal stylings, he will continue to hold back listeners. Most can't stand his high-pitched sugary-cutesy voice, but I suppose that's what gets the girls screaming hysterically. This album did not entirely change my views of him, nor does it make me take him seriously as a legitimate singer but like all of his albums, it has its ups and deep sugar-coated angsty downs.

"Love Is Our Weapon"; "I Love You 5"; "California"
Jason Mraz; The Scene Aesthetic; Stephan Jerzak; Secondhand Serenade
myspace.com/nevershoutnever (http://www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever)

Yellowcard2006
04/16/10, 11:34 AM
Baby don't hurt me

HometownHero
04/16/10, 11:37 AM
I liked this album

the seventeenth
04/16/10, 11:59 AM
No, no, this review tried way too hard to sound intellegent. Painful read. I like What Is Love and Sacreligious, though.
Next time, focus on the musical review instead of trying to see how many synonyms you can find for 'sugary' and 'sweet'

superBMRuth
04/16/10, 12:03 PM
I agree, this changed my opinion on him and it does show potential, but it's not necessarily good and you won't catch me at a NSN show anytime soon.

brandon_260
04/16/10, 12:26 PM
I liked this album
Finally something I can agree on with you

tyramail
04/16/10, 12:58 PM
i liked this album. it wasn't great but i think he has potential.

truth or dare
04/16/10, 01:30 PM
ratings are tooooooo high/generous

thesollopsist
04/16/10, 04:48 PM
haha the member ratings are so low.

Jordachejeans91
04/16/10, 04:57 PM
i cant stand to listen to him sing, but its even worse to hear him talk

SingMeInsomnia
04/16/10, 05:43 PM
No, no, this review tried way too hard to sound intellegent. Painful read. I like What Is Love and Sacreligious, though.
Next time, focus on the musical review instead of trying to see how many synonyms you can find for 'sugary' and 'sweet'
Duly noted.

introduction
04/16/10, 05:59 PM
Baby don't hurt me
what I came here to say.

InaGreendase
04/16/10, 08:03 PM
No more.

HometownHero
04/16/10, 08:34 PM
Finally something I can agree on with you
Bffl

bobcatbob18
04/17/10, 12:14 AM
NSN is trash. Zero thought and nearly zero execution.

the seventeenth
04/17/10, 04:56 AM
Duly noted.
Just saying it how it is.

xtsukiyamax
04/17/10, 05:15 AM
i really liked this album but it was wayyyyyy too short for me . its more like an EP, imo

Indoor Living
04/17/10, 11:22 AM
In your first paragraph, you say 'unbiased yet opinionated.' You must not have much of a grasp on the English language, because that phrase voids the rest of your review.

Juan Jose
04/17/10, 05:37 PM
In your first paragraph, you say 'unbiased yet opinionated.' You must not have much of a grasp on the English language, because that phrase voids the rest of your review.
this
but seriously the album blew. i can only tolerate the first song. everything else is horrible especially sacrilegious, its a pathetic attempt at being deep, the whole album is

i_versions
04/18/10, 02:40 AM
if you see him, kill him...

Numero10
04/18/10, 07:33 AM
His lyrics make me want to shoot myself in the balls

SingMeInsomnia
04/18/10, 10:04 AM
if you see him, kill him...
No need. Maybe one day he will be mobbed by hundreds of shrieking girls, thus deafening him and suffocating him to death.

Kbm600
04/18/10, 04:17 PM
Why would him singing about smoking green be emotional? Do not agree.

I agree however, with the score being this low.

i_versions
04/18/10, 04:57 PM
No need. Maybe one day he will be mobbed by hundreds of shrieking girls, thus deafening him and suffocating him to death.
but are we REALLY that lucky?

Nikkixface
04/18/10, 07:59 PM
i understand that everyone has their guilty pleasures, but i can't get into NSN. i thought smelyalata was catchy, but this cd isn't doing it for me. i don't think he's progressing at all.

Wings That Work
04/20/10, 01:00 PM
Guilty pleasure.

Augustrunsred
04/20/10, 07:01 PM
Funny review.

IndieKid!
04/22/10, 09:19 PM
I loved the silence that followed the last track, so glad it ended. Maybe i will check out his music in another 3 releases.

ZacharyMichael
04/25/10, 12:54 PM
I agree. I Liked NSN back in the old days. Most of it is garbage now though.

beccasaysXRAWRX
06/21/10, 02:30 PM
I loved the album :) hes grown as an artist alot since the summer EP and me and my Uke and etc...

skyey2000
07/07/10, 03:25 PM
I like sacreligious and what is love but the vocals in lovebug are so bad that it takes away from a song that could have been good

SSGW
07/23/10, 10:29 PM
This Cd Is a huge upset. I dislike how he is trying to change peoples view points and is trying to tell people what to believe him. I loved his earlier music. There are two good songs on this Cd "What Is Love?" and "Can't Stand It". His fanbase is mostly teenage girls and he is singing about the smoking weed for the first time. He has turned into a modern day Hippy.

believemedani
07/29/10, 09:08 PM
This had the potential to be a decent album, but Christofer Drew's vocal range was absolutely horrendous. Not to be vulgarl, but I'm going to quote a friend when we discussed this album: "You know that little "Oh!" thing that Davey Havok does at the beginning of 95% of AFI songs, the one where he sounds like he just got some surprise butt sex?" That is Drew's vocal range on the whole album.