I need some SERIOUS help and advice

[ScarsThatSmile]

Ok so heres the deal , my girlfriend thinks i have an STD because she saw in my recent searches that i was looking up HPV and Genital warts and all thats bullshit. Now i have bumps on the head of my penis and the only thing it can be is Genital warts , but heres the catch. I never once cheated on my girlfriend in the year weve been dating and 2-3 weeks ago she got tested and what not and shes clean. So she told me if im not clean when i get tested monday that shes breaking up with me because thats proof that i cheated on her when i 10000000% didnt... What do i do.. and what are your thoughts.

[Laural666]

Lie detector? Try to prove you've never cheated on her. Because if you don't your gonna be single and have an STD, that doesn't sound too wonderful.

[tkamB]

Ask the doctor to tell your girlfriend that it can take years to show actual symptoms.

[terror_91]

Shouldn't have cheated on her.

[A7XXX]

If you didn't cheat on her why are you so afraid of the result of the test. I'm not a doctor or anything but the bumps could be from something else. No need to be so pessimistic.

[aradiantsunrise]

Ouch. Lose/lose situation.

[kaycey]

dr but i feel pain.

[Broden Terry]

If you're being honest and truthful, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

[rollerman4221]

Shouldn't have cheated on her.

this

[phil19]

maybe you were date raped

[xAnti-Violentx]

maybe you were date raped
yess, i second this.

[Smeee]

Should be careful where you stick that thing.

[EliteCombine]

I think it's funny that people try to get SERIOUS advice on pl.

[Sloth7]

Grease the palm, sllip the doctor a 20 dollar bill. Otherwise, if you did nothing wrong, then there's nothing to worry about. Please update everyone when you get your results, how this plays out will be interesting.

[drivthru182]

Maybe your girlfriend cheated, caught something, and gave you it?

[NegativeCreep]

Maybe your girlfriend cheated, caught something, and gave you it?

unfortunate possibility.

[.invisible ink.]

Ask the doctor to tell your girlfriend that it can take years to show actual symptoms.

THIS, sort of. You don't need to ask the doctor to explain it to your girlfriend but you should find some articles on the web about it and show her that it can lay dormant for years before exhibiting symptoms.

Quick fact: Over 50% of sexually active people in this country have HPV.

[chrislauren]

Maybe your girlfriend cheated, caught something, and gave you it?
This.

[mymusicismylife]

Maybe talk to someone who knows stuff about diseases beforehand. Like, I don't know, a doctor?

[And Hours Pass]

Ask to see her test results. She definitely may have had something, treated it, and said that she didn't. Also, understand you could've had this for a long time and it took awhile for symptoms to show.

[Yellowcard2006]

Well that sucks. You should have used incognito or inPrivate browsing.

[atticus18244fss]

Well...That sucks.

[Scrandon]

Maybe your girlfriend cheated, caught something, and gave you it?

Relentlessly insist this until she breaks down crying, walk away, and then don't call her for a week.

[Jennurna Gray]

Relentlessly insist this until she breaks down crying, walk away, and then don't call her for a week.
That's my absolute favorite thing about guys!

[Scrandon]

That's my absolute favorite thing about guys!

Thank you captain obvious.

[liarsenic678]

Maybe your girlfriend cheated, caught something, and gave you it?

Second this, make her get another test as well that way if she has it and u didnt cheat on her then it comes back and bites her in the ass.


Sucks this is happenin to ya crazy crazy situation this is.

[<*)))><]

Get a gun and solve all problems.

[drevans18]

THIS, sort of. You don't need to ask the doctor to explain it to your girlfriend but you should find some articles on the web about it and show her that it can lay dormant for years before exhibiting symptoms.

Quick fact: Over 50% of sexually active people in this country have HPV.

one of the worst things i've heard in a long time.

also, dude, maybe you have a bad case of dick goosebumps.

[tottivillarossi]

Lie detector? Try to prove you've never cheated on her. Because if you don't your gonna be single and have an STD, that doesn't sound too wonderful.
Do you realise that lie detectors are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard?

[SouthernCross40]

I think Maury could solve this problem...

[ScarsThatSmile]

Haha some funny responses i must say. But she told me she got tested like 2-3 weeks ago and she got back clean results and i swear on her life i didnt cheat on her. Im with her all the time and when im not then im at work or sleeping. But yea now shes telling me shes starting to get bumps and shes never talking to me again , im bugging face and im scheduling an appt tomorrow to get tested , if something comes back positive im guna flip casue shes guna dump me because she thinks i cheated on her. Shits out of whack right now

[thesollopsist]

I think you should pitch this synopsis to a TV network so we can all see the results. LIVE!

[.invisible ink.]

Haha some funny responses i must say. But she told me she got tested like 2-3 weeks ago and she got back clean results and i swear on her life i didnt cheat on her. Im with her all the time and when im not then im at work or sleeping. But yea now shes telling me shes starting to get bumps and shes never talking to me again , im bugging face and im scheduling an appt tomorrow to get tested , if something comes back positive im guna flip casue shes guna dump me because she thinks i cheated on her. Shits out of whack right now

you need to get tested for STDs every 6 months as it takes that long for some to show up on tests.

[Deadbolt23]

Cut the lumps off.

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No problem.

[Debut_Fin]

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[jeremyc]

Haha some funny responses i must say. But she told me she got tested like 2-3 weeks ago and she got back clean results and i swear on her life i didnt cheat on her. Im with her all the time and when im not then im at work or sleeping. But yea now shes telling me shes starting to get bumps and shes never talking to me again , im bugging face and im scheduling an appt tomorrow to get tested , if something comes back positive im guna flip casue shes guna dump me because she thinks i cheated on her. Shits out of whack right now

You know for a fact that she got tested? Girls can be manipulative. She could have cheated (unfortunately), started noticing symptoms, brought on this entire subject to try and save her ass and pin it on you with the "you must have cheated" thing, and it now saying she contracted it from you.

Girls can be crazy dude. My honest advice is go through with the test, man up and just lay it down that you didn't cheat on her and if she is going to insist otherwise, then you don't need to be together. Watch what happens after that. You'll feel better either way as long as you go down that road.

[Smash Adams]

also, dude, maybe you have a bad case of dick goosebumps.
Damn R. L. Stine

[ohitsmark]

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Win.

[aerofan11]

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Ha ha.

[ScarsThatSmile]

You know for a fact that she got tested? Girls can be manipulative. She could have cheated (unfortunately), started noticing symptoms, brought on this entire subject to try and save her ass and pin it on you with the "you must have cheated" thing, and it now saying she contracted it from you.

Girls can be crazy dude. My honest advice is go through with the test, man up and just lay it down that you didn't cheat on her and if she is going to insist otherwise, then you don't need to be together. Watch what happens after that. You'll feel better either way as long as you go down that road.


You know sadly i think your right because i really wish i went with her that day to get it done , idk what to do , my mind is going crazy , she claims shes went 2 times since we started dating and she does go every 6 months because her mom says shes got gyno appt so idk. But if something comes up positive then im the first person ever to get an STD out of thin air lol.


Also ive been prone to warts ever since i was a little kid so idk if that has anything to do with it.

[Laural666]

Do you realise that lie detectors are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard?
I wasn't being serious.

[.invisible ink.]

You know sadly i think your right because i really wish i went with her that day to get it done , idk what to do , my mind is going crazy , she claims shes went 2 times since we started dating and she does go every 6 months because her mom says shes got gyno appt so idk. But if something comes up positive then im the first person ever to get an STD out of thin air lol.


Also ive been prone to warts ever since i was a little kid so idk if that has anything to do with it.

But it's not out of thin air, you're sleeping with one person right now. Is she the only person you have ever slept with? What's her story? Every time you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with every single person they've slept with.

Unfortunately even condoms do not prevent the spread of HPV. Good luck with your situation dude but if she's the only girl you've ever slept with, it's obvious that she's the one who's given this to you.

HPV is transmitted through sexual, skin-to-skin contact with an infected person; no penetration is needed to contract the virus. When a condom is worn, only the penis is protected. Other areas of the genitalia are left exposed and may come in contact with the vagina during intercourse.

Though condoms do not provide absolute protection against HPV, it is still important to use a condom. It is far better to have some protection against HPV than none at all. Condoms also provide excellent protection against sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy.

[SincerelyMe]

I wasn't being serious.

You absolutely were being serious. You're just trying to defend yourself because you got called out.

[jeremyc]

You know sadly i think your right because i really wish i went with her that day to get it done , idk what to do , my mind is going crazy , she claims shes went 2 times since we started dating and she does go every 6 months because her mom says shes got gyno appt so idk. But if something comes up positive then im the first person ever to get an STD out of thin air lol.


Also ive been prone to warts ever since i was a little kid so idk if that has anything to do with it.

The latter part is something to consult with your doctor about. I think you're putting her claims on a pedestal and not thinking about the fact that you didn't cheat. Isn't that the issue at hand? She's making an issue out of something that never happened. Save yourself from going crazy and either get tested together, or let her know that you didn't cheat and that is something you're not going to continue to reassure her about. Either she's understanding and in it or you need to take the walk.

Regardless, I hope it works out for you dude. Stop sweating it so much if you did nothing wrong.

[Laural666]

You absolutely were being serious. You're just trying to defend yourself because you got called out.
Whatever, yo.

[danielineffigy]

You're giving her way too much credit. Dude, girls will lie about ANYTHING to save 'sexual face'. I can guarantee you that this girl is more than willing to lose this relationship than admit that she either cheated or has an STD. They're all crazy, manipulative monsters.

[ScarsThatSmile]

Yea i told her idk how many times i didnt cheat on her but of course she doesnt believe it , idk .. thanks for the support well see what happens

[ace1112]

I think you should pitch this synopsis to a TV network so we can all see the results. LIVE!

YES!!!!!!!!

[danielineffigy]

Yea i told her idk how many times i didnt cheat on her but of course she doesnt believe it , idk .. thanks for the support well see what happens
If it actually turns out that you DO have something, don't let her manipulate you any further. Just put your foot down and tell her "I didn't cheat, so either you had something already or you cheated". She'll have dumped you already so it's not like you're losing anything. You seem like a nice guy; don't let another crazy girl destroy your reputation to save face.

[ScarsThatSmile]

But it's not out of thin air, you're sleeping with one person right now. Is she the only person you have ever slept with? What's her story? Every time you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with every single person they've slept with.

Unfortunately even condoms do not prevent the spread of HPV. Good luck with your situation dude but if she's the only girl you've ever slept with, it's obvious that she's the one who's given this to you.

Ive slept with 4 girls not including my current girlfriend or whatever she is right now. The only girl i didnt use a condom with was my first when i was 15 back in 10th grade , im now 19 years old. The other girls all happened between 11th grade and summer following senior year. I started dating my girlfriend around February of last year.

She has only has sex with her ex boyfriend who she dated for 4 years and then we brokeup for like 2 days and she had sex with this one kid who is apparently her "best friend" since she was little and she claims hes clean and she knows for a 100% fact. If she got tested 2-3 weeks ago then i technically should be good.


That would be the low down

[drevans18]

Damn R. L. Stine

great reference. i give you props.

[.invisible ink.]

Ive slept with 4 girls not including my current girlfriend or whatever she is right now. The only girl i didnt use a condom with was my first when i was 15 back in 10th grade , im now 19 years old. The other girls all happened between 11th grade and summer following senior year. I started dating my girlfriend around February of last year.

She has only has sex with her ex boyfriend who she dated for 4 years and then we brokeup for like 2 days and she had sex with this one kid who is apparently her "best friend" since she was little and she claims hes clean and she knows for a 100% fact. If she got tested 2-3 weeks ago then i technically should be good.


That would be the low down

The mystery honestly may never be solved. Both of you could possibly be the one who transmitted it to the other as it can stay dormant for years and then all of a sudden appear. Like I said before, condoms do not prevent the spread of HPV. Unless every single person you and your partner slept with previously were virgins, one of you has contracted it and spread it to the other. Explain this to your girl and hope she understands. If not, I'd be suspicious of her being a cheating whore considering she's already had an indiscretion when you were only broken up for 2 days. Who the hell does that? That's sort of skanky.

[onetwentyseven]

Ive slept with 4 girls not including my current girlfriend or whatever she is right now. The only girl i didnt use a condom with was my first when i was 15 back in 10th grade , im now 19 years old. The other girls all happened between 11th grade and summer following senior year. I started dating my girlfriend around February of last year.

She has only has sex with her ex boyfriend who she dated for 4 years and then we brokeup for like 2 days and she had sex with this one kid who is apparently her "best friend" since she was little and she claims hes clean and she knows for a 100% fact. If she got tested 2-3 weeks ago then i technically should be good.


That would be the low down

I don't know if I've missed this but did she prove to you that she actually took the test and it came back clean? I think you kind of mentioned it above, but I'd ask to see it in print. Best of luck dude.

[iAMhollyood315]

THIS, sort of. You don't need to ask the doctor to explain it to your girlfriend but you should find some articles on the web about it and show her that it can lay dormant for years before exhibiting symptoms.

Quick fact: Over 50% of sexually active people in this country have HPV.

and i don't feel sorry for a single one of them. most of my friends and people i know go out get black out drunk and fuck girls without condoms....its common sense not to do that shit when you don't really know someone that well.

[.invisible ink.]

and i don't feel sorry for a single one of them. most of my friends and people i know go out get black out drunk and fuck girls without condoms....its common sense not to do that shit when you don't really know someone that well.

but you apparently don't get the fact that you can get HPV with or without condoms. "Safe" sex doesn't mean you're going to be disease-free. HPV has the possibility of causing ovarian cancer, it's a shame that most people are going to have it if they have a few partners over the course of their lives inevitably.

[the seventeenth]

maybe you shouldn't have cheated on righty with lefty, huh guy?

[lynnie]

Well if you have got it, then she will still need to keep getting checked as it can take up to 9 months to show esp is you guys have been sexually active without protection. It can pass through the use of an infected towel, however this is very rare and the most common is through sexual acts. If you haven't been with anyone else then I am sorry to say but you must have caught it from your girlfriend. I am only going off the information you are giving us though, so as long as you know what you are saying is true then you have nothing to worry about...

[zion the lion]

and i don't feel sorry for a single one of them. most of my friends and people i know go out get black out drunk and fuck girls without condoms....its common sense not to do that shit when you don't really know someone that well.

Seriously its like guys are asking for pretty much anything, whether it be an std or murder when they do this shit. I could go out alone and get a guy to go out into a dark alley with me and whoops.

they're so stupid.

[ReignofFiction]

Ive slept with 4 girls not including my current girlfriend or whatever she is right now. The only girl i didnt use a condom with was my first when i was 15 back in 10th grade , im now 19 years old. The other girls all happened between 11th grade and summer following senior year. I started dating my girlfriend around February of last year.

She has only has sex with her ex boyfriend who she dated for 4 years and then we brokeup for like 2 days and she had sex with this one kid who is apparently her "best friend" since she was little and she claims hes clean and she knows for a 100% fact. If she got tested 2-3 weeks ago then i technically should be good.


That would be the low down


Red flag for anyone else?...I don't really respect anyone that hooks up one day after a relationship ends.

[mymusicismylife]

Red flag for anyone else?...I don't really respect anyone that hooks up one day after a relationship ends.

This. That's bullshit.

[ActionActionFan]

She probably cheated and won't admit. Just straight up ask her.

[asslesschap182]

we all live in a yellow submarine a yellow submarine a yellow submarine

[ReadyForAction]

You're giving her way too much credit. Dude, girls will lie about ANYTHING to save 'sexual face'. I can guarantee you that this girl is more than willing to lose this relationship than admit that she either cheated or has an STD. They're all crazy, manipulative monsters.

This x one blagillion

[allthewaysaid]

Shit sucks. what were you fucking doing that you got that?................you know what? I dont wanna know.
SHAME ON YOU!

[bladerdude360]

Seriously its like guys are asking for pretty much anything, whether it be an std or murder when they do this shit. I could go out alone and get a guy to go out into a dark alley with me and whoops.

they're so stupid.
:-|

[Sherrice]

If you know you didn't cheat then don't put up with her bullshit. She's probably projecting her feelings of guilt onto you. Tell her to fuck off and move on.

Bitches be crazy.

[Pudge Halter]

Good idea, ask us. We're MUCH more qualified than any doctor out there.

Just cut the damn thing off. Problem solved. She can't prove you did anything if there's no evidence.

[zion the lion]

:-|

Like that episode of Criminal Minds where that chick who gets raped at mardi gras ends up being like an Aileen Wuornos version of Jack the ripper in New Orleans.

I was watching that episode last night and I realized that it was so right, a girl can make a guy do dumb fucking things.

[zion the lion]

You're giving her way too much credit. Dude, girls will lie about ANYTHING to save 'sexual face'. I can guarantee you that this girl is more than willing to lose this relationship than admit that she either cheated or has an STD. They're all crazy, manipulative monsters.

Crazy amount of sexism going on in this post and now developing in this thread.

[nicoteen]

Seriously its like guys are asking for pretty much anything, whether it be an std or murder when they do this shit. I could go out alone and get a guy to go out into a dark alley with me and whoops.

they're so stupid.


And you seriously scare me. And I am not even one of those guys,

[Kapa73]

Ok so heres the deal , my girlfriend thinks i have an STD because she saw in my recent searches that i was looking up HPV and Genital warts and all thats bullshit. Now i have bumps on the head of my penis and the only thing it can be is Genital warts , but heres the catch. I never once cheated on my girlfriend in the year weve been dating and 2-3 weeks ago she got tested and what not and shes clean. So she told me if im not clean when i get tested monday that shes breaking up with me because thats proof that i cheated on her when i 10000000% didnt... What do i do.. and what are your thoughts.


mollescum contagiousom. that stuff is everywhere during college and its just a skin virus that either of you could get from any kind of contact with it (towel of a roommate's, borrowing of clothing). Plus, it can lay dormant for a couple months, then spring up. Check into it.

[price]

Shouldn't have cheated on her.

:thumbup:

[SLoT]

Ask the doctor to tell your girlfriend that it can take years to show actual symptoms.
This.

[zachff]

Fake thread is fake

[danielineffigy]

Crazy amount of sexism going on in this post and now developing in this thread.
Blah blah blah shut up.

[aimee<3]

You know for a fact that she got tested? Girls can be manipulative. She could have cheated (unfortunately), started noticing symptoms, brought on this entire subject to try and save her ass and pin it on you with the "you must have cheated" thing, and it now saying she contracted it from you.

Girls can be crazy dude. My honest advice is go through with the test, man up and just lay it down that you didn't cheat on her and if she is going to insist otherwise, then you don't need to be together. Watch what happens after that. You'll feel better either way as long as you go down that road.

ok see this i could second cause ive known some girls who are this crazy (not saying all girls are crazy but some can be, which sucks cause it gives all girls a bad rep.)..... like this one girl i know said she was pregnant cause she found out her boy friend was about to dump her and she was never pregnant..... and if u really never cheated on her and she doesnt want to believe you then whats the point of keeping a relation ship with her...... u gotta have trust for any thing to work

but dude this person makes some really good sense and u shld think of it like that its deff. possible....

[zion the lion]

And you seriously scare me. And I am not even one of those guys,

I (a 5'2" girl) scare you because I saw an episode of some show and realized/mentioned that guys make stupid decisions when they get drunk and horny? Really? Wow. Well dont let the boogeyman get you at night.

Blah blah blah shut up.

Dont let that turn into full blown misogyny (which it's probably already doing).

[danielineffigy]

I (a 5'2" girl) scare you because I saw an episode of some show and realized/mentioned that guys make stupid decisions when they get drunk and horny? Really? Wow. Well dont let the boogeyman get you at night.



Dont let that turn into full blown misogyny (which it's probably already doing).
You're a reverse-sexist. You're so concerned and obsessed with guys being sexist that you make your own sexist judgments based on your portrayal of men in relationships. It's irritating, so stop quoting me and everyone else every time they make a quip to try and raise some guy's spirits when he's clearly in a shitty situation.

[zion the lion]

You're a reverse-sexist. You're so concerned and obsessed with guys being sexist that you make your own sexist judgments based on your portrayal of men in relationships. It's irritating, so stop quoting me and everyone else every time they make a quip to try and raise some guy's spirits when he's clearly in a shitty situation.

There's no such thing as reverse sexism unless by that you mean I'm not a sexist.

By calling his girlfriend a crazy manipulative whore, then saying that all girls will go out of their way to be crazy manipulative whores, you're trying to raise his spirits when he's in a shitty situation? By asking for advice he didnt want his relationship to end, but what you're doing is adding flame to the fire, by saying what you're saying.

[danielineffigy]

There's no such thing as reverse sexism unless by that you mean I'm not a sexist.

By calling his girlfriend a crazy manipulative whore, then saying that all girls will go out of their way to be crazy manipulative whores, you're trying to raise his spirits when he's in a shitty situation? By asking for advice he didnt want his relationship to end, but what you're doing is adding flame to the fire, by saying what you're saying.
I'm listening to the new Circa album so I'm way too happy to care about any of your retarded bullshit for the rest of the night. Have a good one!

[Jake Denning]

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this may be my new gif I start using other than

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[framebyframe]

What a crazy situation I hope I never get in to. Unfortunately I have no advice, if you didn't cheat than there is nothing you can do.