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allthewaysaid
04/11/10, 09:25 PM
I just had sex with my neighbor and I dind't use a condom, any ideas on what should I do if she's pregnant?
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.

argg_xo
04/11/10, 09:26 PM
Be a nice young man and get her a Plan B pill.

phil19
04/11/10, 09:26 PM
push her down the stairs

allthewaysaid
04/11/10, 09:29 PM
Be a nice young man and get her a Plan B pill.

Where could I get those from? Walgreens?

argg_xo
04/11/10, 09:30 PM
Where could I get those from? Walgreens?
I'm pretty sure you can get them at any pharmacy.

allthewaysaid
04/11/10, 09:30 PM
push her down the stairs

Hmmm......Maybe.

phil19
04/11/10, 09:34 PM
Hmmm......Maybe.

is your neighbour hot. stick it in her pooper next time

<*)))><
04/11/10, 09:40 PM
Grab pregnancy test, advil and a coat hanger.

ImTheSheriff
04/11/10, 09:58 PM
you can't stop someone from getting drunk and throwing themselves down the stairs.

argg_xo
04/11/10, 10:02 PM
Grab pregnancy test, advil and a coat hanger.
happy birthday yesterday!

ryanhorizons
04/11/10, 10:07 PM
hahahahahahahaahahahah. sorry man, you gotta man up and be responsible. if you end up having kid, good riddance

<*)))><
04/11/10, 10:11 PM
happy birthday yesterday!
thanks but it wasn't such a happy birthday.

about3fitty
04/11/10, 10:11 PM
pay for the abortion

EvilZeppelin
04/11/10, 10:11 PM
I just had sex with my neighbor and I dind't use a condom, any ideas on what should I do if she's pregnant?
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.

Well didn't you pull out before you went...

anthonydarko
04/11/10, 10:13 PM
Did you pull out? Did you put cream filling in her hoo ha? Details man, details.

SouthernCross40
04/11/10, 10:13 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_49zD1920NgE/STk4MRgjADI/AAAAAAAAABI/BD16CK13fto/S1600-R/Falcon_Punch_by_LoboStylez.jpg

bladerdude360
04/11/10, 10:14 PM
I've been getting so much use out of Stephen Lynch songs recently:
nBGRu-pLnOE

vivatoto56
04/11/10, 10:14 PM
:chainsaw: <-

argg_xo
04/11/10, 10:14 PM
thanks but it wasn't such a happy birthday.
:(
sorry to hear that Fishbones

HometownHero
04/11/10, 10:18 PM
Vacuum tube

<*)))><
04/11/10, 10:18 PM
:(
sorry to hear that Fishbones
Oh well what can you do.

PezMullet
04/11/10, 10:26 PM
http://files.posterous.com/thisandthat/qNTRvVAzKGIDarA4df3Mj9s5tMQDh6ePO8C H4rJ0FnQVcsBQB817C3GovrCN/1236444870156.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=1C 9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1271050282&Signature=wbfTkryVsYQtUhFDlPy1ysEet AY%3D
(http://files.posterous.com/thisandthat/qNTRvVAzKGIDarA4df3Mj9s5tMQDh6ePO8C H4rJ0FnQVcsBQB817C3GovrCN/1236444870156.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=1C 9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1271050282&Signature=wbfTkryVsYQtUhFDlPy1ysEet AY%3D)

SouthernCross40
04/11/10, 10:28 PM
http://files.posterous.com/thisandthat/qNTRvVAzKGIDarA4df3Mj9s5tMQDh6ePO8C H4rJ0FnQVcsBQB817C3GovrCN/1236444870156.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=1C 9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1271050282&Signature=wbfTkryVsYQtUhFDlPy1ysEet AY%3D
(http://files.posterous.com/thisandthat/qNTRvVAzKGIDarA4df3Mj9s5tMQDh6ePO8C H4rJ0FnQVcsBQB817C3GovrCN/1236444870156.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=1C 9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1271050282&Signature=wbfTkryVsYQtUhFDlPy1ysEet AY%3D)

Please get this working, absolutely glorious gif

azlisa
04/11/10, 10:33 PM
this whole thread is sad

PezMullet
04/11/10, 10:38 PM
Please get this working, absolutely glorious gif


I tried like 4 times.

allthewaysaid
04/11/10, 10:54 PM
I didn't pull out on time, now the thing is how could I convince my parents that she tricked me into it.

James Johnson
04/11/10, 11:08 PM
You are seriously 18?

billyboatkid
04/11/10, 11:39 PM
hahaha slip some clorox into here cheerios.

Sloth7
04/11/10, 11:42 PM
What you should do is raise your soon-to-be-born child to be more responsible than you.

theDrunkPianist
04/12/10, 12:43 AM
ask your dad

lucky#88
04/12/10, 01:56 AM
um....abortion

cause i can only imagine what kind of genius this kid is gonna be coming from a dad too dumb to wear a condom OR pull out.

zachff
04/12/10, 05:59 AM
Get her with a hanger while she sleeps

kbi the crowing
04/12/10, 06:04 AM
I didn't pull out on time, now the thing is how could I convince my parents that she tricked me into it.

I can't believe you would be dumb enough to have sex with a girl without using a condom if she wasn't on the pill.
& the fact that you didn't even bother to pull out doesn't help your case.
You're an idiot.


EDIT: however the last part about your parents makes me think this is fake...

introduction
04/12/10, 06:18 AM
tell her you have AIDS.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 06:27 AM
i would suggest telling her it was a mistake and if she is pregnant that you will stick around even though you don't want to, becasue no girl wants to raise a kid alone, and no kid wants to grow up without a father. so just be honest with it. and tell her how you feel...

terror_91
04/12/10, 07:31 AM
Just take her on a trip down a flight of stairs with a pit of coat hangers at the bottom while punching her in the baby maker.

drevans18
04/12/10, 07:36 AM
its scary how many people think pulling out works.

Yellowcard2006
04/12/10, 07:36 AM
post pics of her obviously

barkingincision
04/12/10, 08:06 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bgxmzoAG3-c/SpSUfipNlqI/AAAAAAAAAJc/gjJbRlVMDuY/s400/old-man-laughing2.jpg

raychull
04/12/10, 08:17 AM
I didn't pull out on time, now the thing is how could I convince my parents that she tricked me into it.
Holy shit, you're an idiot. You don't know what you're doing, so you blame it on the girl?
Irresponsibility at it's finest. At the very least, go buy the girl some Emergency Contraception WITH YOUR money, and if she does wind up pregnant, man up and take responsibility.

You are seriously 18?
THIS
x
100.

maxvsmaradona
04/12/10, 08:26 AM
http://www.pilsenperro.org/presskit/photos/back_alley.jpg
http://themagazine.info/56/Pictures/Briner%20inc/HangerChromeThree.jpg
http://content.costco.ca/Images/Content/Product/816390cL.jpg

happygilmoreat
04/12/10, 08:29 AM
What you should do is raise your soon-to-be-born child to be more responsible than you.

This is the right answer

matt_bergeron
04/12/10, 08:29 AM
i say take responsibility for the fact that you fucked up

Reaver
04/12/10, 08:37 AM
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.
are you really that big of an idiot I think you are?

NOThaven777
04/12/10, 08:38 AM
hope that its not twins

Smeee
04/12/10, 09:16 AM
push her down the stairs


Your contributions to PL never cease to amuse me haha.

kemichels
04/12/10, 09:31 AM
I just had sex with my neighbor and I dind't use a condom, any ideas on what should I do if she's pregnant?
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377_coat_hanger.jpg

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 09:37 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377_coat_hanger.jpg

thats so fucked up!

aimee<3
04/12/10, 10:55 AM
pay for the abortion

ass whole ....

route36west1
04/12/10, 10:56 AM
put on a ski mask, run into her house, and do the deed. she'll think someone else got her pregnant.

aimee<3
04/12/10, 10:56 AM
um....abortion

cause i can only imagine what kind of genius this kid is gonna be coming from a dad too dumb to wear a condom OR pull out.
again another ass whole

aimee<3
04/12/10, 10:56 AM
put on a ski mask, run into her house, and do the deed. she'll think someone else got her pregnant.


this is funny

aimee<3
04/12/10, 11:01 AM
Did you pull out? Did you put cream filling in her hoo ha? Details man, details.

ur pretty funny dude lol

seraph1214
04/12/10, 11:01 AM
I just had sex with my neighbor and I dind't use a condom, any ideas on what should I do if she's pregnant?
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.

lol

Laural666
04/12/10, 11:02 AM
Be responsible.

about3fitty
04/12/10, 11:48 AM
ass whole ....

i believe you meant to call me an ass HOLE. either way, thank you

emoishardcore
04/12/10, 12:11 PM
yeah for future notice, pulling out still doesn't prevent not getting a chick pregnant.

not like you should not already know that, but people joke around a lot but sometimes i feel like they think it's a viable option.

if she does not want to get the plan B pill, convince her to take up a real hard contact sport like rugby or something sexy like foxy boxing.

Laural666
04/12/10, 12:17 PM
i believe you meant to call me an ass HOLE. either way, thank you
Lmao.

MyNameIsRoss
04/12/10, 12:24 PM
again another ass whole

really!? the WHOLE ass!?

pr0digy
04/12/10, 12:51 PM
I find it funny and ironic that before clicking on this thread from the front page, that there was an ad for Nuvaring on the right hand side...bad choices are bad kid...

AP_Punk
04/12/10, 12:57 PM
jesus is the only protection you need.

terror_91
04/12/10, 01:01 PM
jesus is the only protection you need.
Amen to that brother.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:10 PM
jesus is the only protection you need.

yikes a jesus freak >.< scaryyyyy!!!!! dont hurt me?

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:11 PM
Amen to that brother.

smh

apresnuledeluge
04/12/10, 01:12 PM
its scary how many people think pulling out works.

seriously.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:15 PM
seriously.

yyyyeaah

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 01:16 PM
It's never too late to abort. My mum is trying to abort me 18 years later.

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 01:17 PM
You are seriously 18?

Why would I be lying about my age?

raychull
04/12/10, 01:18 PM
yikes a jesus freak >.< scaryyyyy!!!!! dont hurt me?
Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?
Why would I be lying about my age?
because everything you've posted in this thread, so far, is ludicrous.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:20 PM
Why would I be lying about my age?

because the way you talk sounds like that one time i got in torouble with my bf... =] but i act older than i am...

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 01:20 PM
I can't believe you would be dumb enough to have sex with a girl without using a condom if she wasn't on the pill.
& the fact that you didn't even bother to pull out doesn't help your case.
You're an idiot.


EDIT: however the last part about your parents makes me think this is fake...

Are you that stupid? I didnt had a condom at the time because it wasn't planned, the second part was just a joke.......I gotta find humor on this somehow.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:20 PM
Are you that stupid? I didnt had a condom at the time because it wasn't planned, the second part was just a joke.......I gotta find humor on this somehow.

bull shit!

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 01:24 PM
bull shit!

Aw.

Trizzy666
04/12/10, 01:25 PM
Aw.

i dont believe youu... you cannot bull shit a bull shiter lol =]

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 01:27 PM
i dont believe youu... you cannot bull shit a bull shiter lol =]

Oookkk.

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 01:30 PM
Be responsible.

hayyy gurlll

what's up?

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 01:31 PM
i dont believe youu... you cannot bull shit a bull shiter lol =]

You cannot bullshit a Grammar Nazi. Shitter has two T's. http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/joeydl/smiley_smug.gif

Acad08
04/12/10, 01:39 PM
Just because you had sex with her and came inside of her does NOT mean she's pregnant for sure.

Laural666
04/12/10, 01:44 PM
hayyy gurlll

what's up?
Why?

Frinet
04/12/10, 01:44 PM
Adoption bro, seriously you help the kid out and yourself.

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 01:49 PM
Why?

Im just saying what's going on lol?

I can't do that :shrug:

davehennessy
04/12/10, 01:50 PM
What you should do is raise your soon-to-be-born child to be more responsible than you.

/thread

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 01:50 PM
Im just saying what's going on lol?

I can't do that :shrug:

if you ask a girl anything nice, you're a simp. jus' sayin'.

terror_91
04/12/10, 01:51 PM
This thread makes me want to kill myself.

Laural666
04/12/10, 01:53 PM
Im just saying what's going on lol?

I can't do that :shrug:
Well you have never really talked to me before. Haha. I guess it's chill though. Sitting here listening to music, you?

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 01:58 PM
if you ask a girl anything nice, you're a simp. jus' sayin'.

i dont understand you're crazy auzzie talk

but ill take a guess

so if i ask for n00dz then im cool???

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 01:59 PM
Well you have never really talked to me before. Haha. I guess it's chill though. Sitting here listening to music, you?

word, living the dream.

shouldn't you be in school?

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 01:59 PM
This thread makes me want to kill myself.

Do it, this will be my contribution to the world.

Laural666
04/12/10, 02:00 PM
word, living the dream.

shouldn't you be in school?
You know it!

I got out like 30 minutes ago, yo.

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 02:01 PM
This thread makes me want to kill myself.

aww cheer up !!

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 02:06 PM
i dont understand you're crazy auzzie talk

but ill take a guess

so if i ask for n00dz then im cool???

sure. i even make signs asking for nudes and look where its gotten me. cruise control to cool. its all so eshays brah.

Mibabalou
04/12/10, 02:07 PM
sure. i even make signs asking for nudes and look where its gotten me. cruise control to cool. its all so eshays brah.

mmhmm

thats classy


n00dz?

muttley
04/12/10, 02:09 PM
lol if this thread is serious.

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 02:09 PM
no bro. ask again ill get a buncha well endowed abbos to rape you. no lie.

Laural666
04/12/10, 02:09 PM
Talking about noodz in what might be a pregnancy thread, nice.

drevans18
04/12/10, 03:27 PM
seriously.

well at least we know...

FallOutWeeze
04/12/10, 03:40 PM
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

.invisible ink.
04/12/10, 03:42 PM
its scary how many people think pulling out works.

seriously.

Actually, you might find this article a bit surprising as to the efficacy of the withdrawal method... http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/health/21cond.html

So reproductive experts were taken aback by a paper in the June issue of Contraception magazine (http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/reprints/Contraception79-407-410.pdf). Based on an analysis of studies, the paper pronounced withdrawal “almost as effective as the male condom — at least when it comes to pregnancy (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/health/diseasesconditionsandhealthtopics/pregnancy/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier) prevention.”

it is not often advocated because a) it does not protect against STDs and b) it has the potential of being hard to control/follow through with but in fact, it does have pretty damn good statistics.

fueledbyvictory
04/12/10, 03:56 PM
push her down the stairs

Lmao.

S9Dallasoz
04/12/10, 04:01 PM
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drevans18
04/12/10, 04:02 PM
Actually, you might find this article a bit surprising as to the efficacy of the withdrawal method... http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/health/21cond.html



it is not often advocated because a) it does not protect against STDs and b) it has the potential of being hard to control/follow through with but in fact, it does have pretty damn good statistics.

wow, i did not know that. i mean, the reason i said it isn't effective at all is because of the whole 'pre-cum' thing. because it still counts. but thanks for that info, i'll try it out.

.invisible ink.
04/12/10, 04:05 PM
wow, i did not know that. i mean, the reason i said it isn't effective at all is because of the whole 'pre-cum' thing. because it still counts. but thanks for that info, i'll try it out.

don't blame me if you get someone pregnant though! ;)

MeegieMELTDOWN
04/12/10, 04:07 PM
hetero sex is just retarded. its one big accident waiting to happen.

drevans18
04/12/10, 04:17 PM
don't blame me if you get someone pregnant though! ;)

don't worry. i'm not gonna try it. even when the girl is on the pill, i use a condom. better safe than, well, a father.

.invisible ink.
04/12/10, 04:21 PM
don't worry. i'm not gonna try it. even when the girl is on the pill, i use a condom. better safe than, well, a father.

damn straight. it's really only something that would make sense when you're in a committed relationship and a pregnancy wouldn't be cause for hardcore drama.

apresnuledeluge
04/12/10, 04:24 PM
Pretty informative, thanks. The statistics are surprising, but my main concern is still this:

it is not often advocated because a) it does not protect against STDs and b) it has the potential of being hard to control/follow through with but in fact, it does have pretty damn good statistics.

I guess I don't have much faith that people, particularly young adults and teens can successfully and consistently execute the withdrawal technique, be it by accident or due to the heat of the moment.

drevans18
04/12/10, 04:24 PM
damn straight. it's really only something that would make sense when you're in a committed relationship and a pregnancy wouldn't be cause for hardcore drama.

or rape. (sorry, had to say it.)

James Johnson
04/12/10, 04:34 PM
How many 'hilarious' DIY abortion jokes can be made one after another in a single thread? Stay tuned.

Fucking morons.

.invisible ink.
04/12/10, 04:54 PM
Pretty informative, thanks. The statistics are surprising, but my main concern is still this:


I guess I don't have much faith that people, particularly young adults and teens can successfully and consistently execute the withdrawal technique, be it by accident or due to the heat of the moment.

i agree. i'm pretty sure that's why "they" (whoever they are) have pretty successfully kept the information about its effectiveness under wraps.

apresnuledeluge
04/12/10, 04:57 PM
i agree. i'm pretty sure that's why "they" (whoever they are) have pretty successfully kept the information about its effectiveness under wraps.

Probably a smart idea. The last thing the world needs is a bunch of 15 year olds going in there with loaded guns.

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 05:49 PM
How many 'hilarious' DIY abortion jokes can be made one after another in a single thread? Stay tuned.

Fucking morons.

You're part of it.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 06:41 PM
You're part of it.

You are apparently 18 years old, resemble a human enough to have someone sleep with you AND you think this is clever or funny? Mind is blown. So lame, shit like this makes PL an embarrassment.

zion the lion
04/12/10, 06:44 PM
Threads like this (and others, and you guys in person) are the reason I'm so full of misandry. Really. You basically prove time and time again that you're all the fucking same.

ImTheSheriff
04/12/10, 07:06 PM
wow. some people take shit to seriously.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 07:16 PM
wow. some people take shit to seriously.

The people trying to be funny in this thread are so far off I could not help but be offended. Not by the topic or the 'edgy if you are 12' abortion jokes but just the low quality of lol attempts overall annoyed me enough to comment.

ImTheSheriff
04/12/10, 07:21 PM
The people trying to be funny in this thread are so far off I could not help but be offended. Not by the topic or the 'edgy if you are 12' abortion jokes but just the low quality of lol attempts overall annoyed me enough to comment.

i was just quoting Dave Attell in my post. and to paraphrase David Cross, I know abortion can hit close to home for some people....was anyone here aborted?

EDIT: that wasn't really aimed at you, just anyone who gets offended in general. sorry.

phil19
04/12/10, 07:33 PM
Your contributions to PL never cease to amuse me haha.

i aim to please

Lmao.

its a legit answer

James Johnson
04/12/10, 07:34 PM
i was just quoting Dave Attell in my post. and to paraphrase David Cross, I know abortion can hit close to home for some people....was anyone here aborted?

EDIT: that wasn't really aimed at you, just anyone who gets offended in general. sorry.

Abortion does not hit close to home at all, I just think people lacked the skills to make any decent jokes on the topic. So many cliche jokes on the subject here- feels like junior high.

ImTheSheriff
04/12/10, 07:36 PM
Abortion does not hit close to home at all, I just think people lacked the skills to make any decent jokes on the topic. So many cliche jokes on the subject here- feels like junior high.

are there really any decent jokes to be made about abortion though?

James Johnson
04/12/10, 07:42 PM
are there really any decent jokes to be made about abortion though?

Probably not but come on- a coathanger? really? In 2010 that joke is funny and relevant and worth posting? I feel its almost time to post cats with funny captions at this rate.

ImTheSheriff
04/12/10, 07:43 PM
Probably not but come on- a coathanger? really? In 2010 that joke is funny and relevant and worth posting? I feel its almost time to post cats with funny captions at this rate.

haha i get what you're saying. that's why i usually avoid threads like these.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 07:48 PM
haha i get what you're saying. that's why i usually avoid threads like these.

I expect more from my people.

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 07:51 PM
You are apparently 18 years old, resemble a human enough to have someone sleep with you AND you think this is clever or funny? Mind is blown. So lame, shit like this makes PL an embarrassment.

Haha It's ok, man.
you still come and post, right?

Just dont complain.

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 07:53 PM
Threads like this (and others, and you guys in person) are the reason I'm so full of misandry. Really. You basically prove time and time again that you're all the fucking same.

You're 17 years old, dont worry, you'll get screwed over a couple of more times.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 08:01 PM
Haha It's ok, man.
you still come and post, right?

Just dont complain.

Are you telling me not to complain? Really?

PLEASE continue down this road.

allthewaysaid
04/12/10, 08:11 PM
Are you telling me not to complain? Really?

PLEASE continue down this road.

Haha I love when people quote me, it shows me you care.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 08:13 PM
Haha I love when people quote me, it shows me you care.

Ban or just points?

Laural666
04/12/10, 09:39 PM
Why don't use just get the morning after pill.

zion the lion
04/12/10, 11:02 PM
You're 17 years old, dont worry, you'll get screwed over a couple of more times.

In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.

James Johnson
04/12/10, 11:21 PM
In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.

holy shit!!!!

ImTheSheriff
04/12/10, 11:23 PM
In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.

i was always under the impression that it was at least 10 pounds. ya learn something new everyday.

davehennessy
04/12/10, 11:29 PM
In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.

holy shit!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

zion the lion
04/13/10, 12:05 AM
i was always under the impression that it was at least 10 pounds. ya learn something new everyday.

Yeah its like the weight of a boob which is crazy if you think about it.

.invisible ink.
04/13/10, 03:44 AM
Yeah its like the weight of a boob which is crazy if you think about it.

if you have boobs that weigh 10lbs each, you sound like the perfect candidate for a breast reduction. Yikes!

Jaimehere
04/13/10, 04:18 AM
tell her that if she doesn't get an abortion, Chuck Norris will regress back to being a sperm and will roundhouse kick her from the inside of her womb.

CrazyJoker
04/13/10, 05:52 AM
In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dats some wickid shit
hey i aint one of those guys so u dont have 2 worry bout me and im kinda scared

Trizzy666
04/13/10, 06:12 AM
You cannot bullshit a Grammar Nazi. Shitter has two T's. http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/joeydl/smiley_smug.gif

my bad.

Trizzy666
04/13/10, 06:13 AM
Haha I love when people quote me, it shows me you care.

seek attention much??

aimee<3
04/13/10, 09:37 AM
i believe you meant to call me an ass HOLE. either way, thank you
yeah lol i wasnt really paying attention to what i was typing and your welcome ass hole

aimee<3
04/13/10, 09:38 AM
really!? the WHOLE ass!?
again i wasnt paying attention to what i was typing haha.... but if u wanna look at it that way then, yes the whole ass

Trizzy666
04/13/10, 09:43 AM
fear in the eyes of the wolf, forever may tears of blood fall in to the ashes of a million worlds

allthewaysaid
04/13/10, 12:16 PM
In the summer I'll be the same age as you but dont worry about me, I've been raised by some of the most bitter, man hating, women on the planet, they've taught me how to use a gun and told me how it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to remove a penis so I think I'm okay honey, I doubt I'll get a chance to get screwed over.

Hahaha You make me smile.

allthewaysaid
04/13/10, 12:17 PM
seek attention much??

Aw we kinda have a relationship going on

Laural666
04/13/10, 12:18 PM
Awkward.

TERRABITHIA
04/13/10, 01:02 PM
Ask her on a date to the top of a staircase ;-)

Ava1anche
04/13/10, 01:50 PM
Probably not but come on- a coathanger? really? In 2010 that joke is funny and relevant and worth posting? I feel its almost time to post cats with funny captions at this rate.

Pictures of cats with funny captions will always be funny.

Manicapathy
04/13/10, 01:55 PM
I just had sex with my neighbor and I dind't use a condom, any ideas on what should I do if she's pregnant?
And I dont want any of that be responsible shit.

Buy this well known home abortion kit!

http://www.governmentauctions.org/uploaded_images/oreck-727390.JPG

guitarguy316
04/13/10, 06:02 PM
lolz

zion the lion
04/13/10, 06:04 PM
if you have boobs that weigh 10lbs each, you sound like the perfect candidate for a breast reduction. Yikes!

I havent been bowling in a while but isnt that the weight of a bowling ball? How would you even measure the weight of a boob. I have no idea how much mine are but I have friends with bigger boobs than mine so I was going off that. Although I'm getting a reduction, I figured that out after I saw a really cute bra in target (I was there for cookies and got sidetracked) in a 38D and when I put the cup up to my boob it wasnt really covering anything and I whisper-yelled at god for cursing me because it didnt come in bigger sizes.

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dats some wickid shit
hey i aint one of those guys so u dont have 2 worry bout me and im kinda scared

I like my guys scared.

Hahaha You make me smile.

Does this mean we're buddies now?

allthewaysaid
04/13/10, 08:17 PM
Does this mean we're buddies now?

Yes, yes it does......Let's hold hands.

ScarsThatSmile
04/13/10, 10:56 PM
Planned parenthood.... after morning pill

takemyhand
04/14/10, 12:14 AM
jesus is the only protection you need.

Hahahahaha, I <3 you

LikeAnAvalanche
04/14/10, 12:27 AM
You had sex with your neighbor?

That's rad.
Fuck her more.

CrazyJoker
04/14/10, 05:04 AM
I havent been bowling in a while but isnt that the weight of a bowling ball? How would you even measure the weight of a boob. I have no idea how much mine are but I have friends with bigger boobs than mine so I was going off that. Although I'm getting a reduction, I figured that out after I saw a really cute bra in target (I was there for cookies and got sidetracked) in a 38D and when I put the cup up to my boob it wasnt really covering anything and I whisper-yelled at god for cursing me because it didnt come in bigger sizes.



I like my guys scared.



Does this mean we're buddies now?
well i wont be scared 4 2 long

CrazyJoker
04/14/10, 05:05 AM
jesus is the only protection you need.
i have 2 agree 2 that my friend lol

ohheroine
04/14/10, 07:46 PM
i was in a relationship for 2 years and we literally had sex like 15 times a week and we never ever uesd any protection. kinda ridic now that i think about it.

Ava1anche
04/14/10, 07:50 PM
i was in a relationship for 2 years and we literally had sex like 15 times a week and we never ever uesd any protection. kinda ridic now that i think about it.

Sounds awesome except for the non protection part.

Kassie09
04/14/10, 07:52 PM
why are people so stupid
so annoying.

phil19
04/14/10, 07:52 PM
i was in a relationship for 2 years and we literally had sex like 15 times a week and we never ever uesd any protection. kinda ridic now that i think about it.

wowzers

ohheroine
04/14/10, 07:54 PM
why are people so stupid
so annoying.


lol i know grl

Kassie09
04/14/10, 07:55 PM
lol i know grl

if you're being sarcastic i really mostly mean when people do one night stands with no condoms.

ohheroine
04/14/10, 07:55 PM
if you're being sarcastic i really mostly mean when people do one night stands with no condoms.


just assumed that was a response to my post.

Kassie09
04/14/10, 07:56 PM
just assumed that was a response to my post.

nah,it was just a reply to the original poster

ohheroine
04/14/10, 07:57 PM
nah,it was just a reply to the original poster

:) :)

bung
04/14/10, 09:13 PM
cream pies ftw

.invisible ink.
04/15/10, 03:26 AM
cream pies ftw

this. :cat:

ReignofFiction
04/15/10, 07:34 AM
1 Coat hanger
1 sears shop wet/dry vac

Google the rest.

i_am_sexy
04/15/10, 08:05 AM
its scary how many people think pulling out works.

this is right. think of it like basketball
dribble dribble shoot

Trizzy666
04/15/10, 10:13 AM
Aw we kinda have a relationship going on

who does?

ImTheSheriff
04/15/10, 11:43 AM
I expect more from my people.

after reading the last 2 pages of this thread i apologize for arguing with you. this is just plain stupid, lock this shit up.