Attn : Girls

[matt_rawlings]

How deep is your vagina? Or, to put it bluntly for you cuntly, "Girls, how cavern-ness is your vagina"?

[Rock]

before anyone gives you entirely too much credit for this post, this is dumb.

[matt_rawlings]

before anyone gives you entirely too much credit for this post, this is dumb.

Hey, men are always asked how big their dick is, no girl ever gets asked cunt related questions.

Dude you really need to get a slight sense of humour

[ThirdTimeAround]

...?

How the fuck are you supposed to measure that?...not saying I would.

[xllirikx]

nice new avatar, very stupid thread.

[matt_rawlings]

...?

How the fuck are you supposed to measure that?...not saying I would.

Several ways;

1: Get a friend to draw ruler marking on his arm, and have him fist you.
2: Stick a ruller up there
3: Get an x-ray done and measure that bad boy
4: Fuck a bunch of guys and then when you get one that is the perfect length, measure his penis and then you will know

[xllirikx]

Several ways;

1: Get a friend to draw ruler marking on his arm, and have him fist you.
2: Stick a ruller up there
3: Get an x-ray done and measure that bad boy
4: Fuck a bunch of guys and then when you get one that is the perfect length, measure his penis and then you will know

okay, now this is an amazing thread.

[matt_rawlings]

hahahah amazing question

cunt depth is an overlooked statistic


I know people are all saying this thread is crude and stupid, but I would just like to point out the sexism in that.

I would say that the depth of a girls vaginal passage is a factor as well

[xllirikx]

Matt, please edit the launch post to : "Girls, how cavern-ness is your vagina."

[matt_rawlings]

Matt, please edit the launch post to : "Girls, how cavern-ness is your vagina."

Done

[xllirikx]

Done

thanks, it a lot funnier that way.

now, this is going to be the thread of the morning.

[matt_rawlings]

Come on girls, stop being such ****

[xTJx]

I don't screw girls unless their cavern is over 9 inches.

[xllirikx]

I don't screw girls unless their cavern is over 9 inches.

word to that.


This thread needs more attention.

[matt_rawlings]

I don't screw girls unless their cavern is over 9 inches.

I only bang girls who I could climb inside and still have room for luggage

[xllirikx]

I only bang girls who I could climb inside and still have room for luggage


amazing.

[xTJx]

I only bang girls who I could climb inside and still have room for luggage
Is there room for me too? I want to scratch at those vaginal walls.

Maybe I'll bring a flashlight and find this supposed "g-spot"

[xllirikx]

honestly, i can't understand why people aren't flocking to this thread in slade like numbers.

[xTJx]

Give'r time young buck, people will begin to flock

[Stupendous_Man]

This thread is pretty strange. Or maybe it's just me.

[youareallfreaks]

ladies?

[sayyes]

this thread reminds me of a martin lawrence stand up where he talks about "hiding in the pussy"

[xTJx]

Short, tall, big or small...I love em' all.

as long as they're properly shaved of course

[Rock]

honestly, i can't understand why people aren't flocking to this thread in slade like numbers.
see my first reply.

[-Aaron-]

No real answers. Gilrs are scared to tell us the truth. What a bunch of pussies.

[JoREALLYrox]

okay, it hurts when i put a tampon in, and im still a virgin so, my cavern-ness is small...? maybe?

[boysdontcry17]

nobody comes to personal life forum anymore because personal life questions are asked in the general forum. i fuckin hate the general forum.

about vaginas, i dont care as long as they fit snuggly and they are shaved.

[boysdontcry17]

okay, it hurts when i put a tampon in, and im still a virgin so, my cavern-ness is small...? maybe?

get laid

[matt_rawlings]

This thread is pretty strange. Or maybe it's just me.

It is just you

[matt_rawlings]

okay, it hurts when i put a tampon in, and im still a virgin so, my cavern-ness is small...? maybe?

You should date asians.

[matt_rawlings]

see my first reply.

Jesus christ, don't post in the thread then! Just ignore it!

[wyverna]

matt rawlings is gay. this is him attempting to cover it up.

[alcoholandirony]

I know people are all saying this thread is crude and stupid, but I would just like to point out the sexism in that.

I would say that the depth of a girls vaginal passage is a factor as well

doesn't it stretch?

[JoREALLYrox]

You should date asians.

asians? why?

[JoREALLYrox]

doesn't it stretch?


when you have a baby.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I find it funny this thread posts are 80% guys laughing or saying good job.

Anyways, it's a rather dumb thread, but I still love you Matt.

[apoemtothedead]

asians? why?
They have small cocks.

[JoREALLYrox]

They have small cocks.

are YOU asian?

[matt_rawlings]

They have small cocks.

Well, apparently yeah (I had to say 'Apparently' so as not come off as a racist)

[matt_rawlings]

are YOU asian?

He's the man

[GoWaitInTheCar]

....

[matt_rawlings]

matt rawlings is gay. this is him attempting to cover it up.

Hahahaha

Being gay would certainly be less complex

[JoREALLYrox]

i've never dated an asian..

and what they say about black guys...is a LIE.

[apoemtothedead]

are YOU asian?
only downstairs.

[apoemtothedead]

i've never dated an asian..

and what they say about black guys...is a LIE.
They don't like kool aid?

[JoREALLYrox]

They don't like kool aid?

NO ABOUT THE BIG-NESS.

[apoemtothedead]

NO ABOUT THE BIG-NESS.
Of their watermelon enjoyment?

[JoREALLYrox]

Of their watermelon enjoyment?


No! of their....manly-organ.

[apoemtothedead]

No! of their....manly-organ.
The Adam's Apple?

[JoREALLYrox]

The Adam's Apple?

No!

They all DO NOT have a big penis!

jeez.

[wyverna]

Hahahaha

Being gay would certainly be less complex

I'm just glad you took that the way it was intended (as a joke).

I realized afterwards that it may have sounded a bit odd :)

[apoemtothedead]

No!

They all DO NOT have a big penis!

jeez.
haha you said penis.

[wyverna]

No!

They all DO NOT have a big penis!

jeez.

you know this because...?

[JoREALLYrox]

haha you said penis.

YOU made me!

[JoREALLYrox]

you know this because...?

i dated a black guy. i dated a white guy.

white guy=big

black guy=tiny

[apoemtothedead]

i dated a black guy. i dated a white guy.

white guy=big

black guy=tiny
Wow, how unlikely is that?

[JoREALLYrox]

Wow, how unlikely is that?

i know! i was so confused.

but yeah if all black guys dont have big ones, then all asians might not have teeny ones.

[matt_rawlings]

They don't like kool aid?

Of their watermelon enjoyment?

The Adam's Apple?

haha you said penis.


You own this thread hahahaha

[apoemtothedead]

i know! i was so confused.

but yeah if all black guys dont have big ones, then all asians might not have teeny ones.
Well, you've only got an asian, a mexican, and an arabian to go until we can have a full analysis from you on penis size.

[matt_rawlings]

i dated a black guy. i dated a white guy.

white guy=big

black guy=tiny

I thought you said you were a virgin?

Does that just mean you like touching their love lengths or taking a shot in the mouth

[xTJx]

I thought you said you were a virgin?

Does that just mean you like touching their love lengths or taking a shot in the mouth
Duh Matt, she takes it in the ass.

[riseagainst89]

my penis is bigger than 6 inches but not 7, and im white.

[matt_rawlings]

Duh Matt, she takes it in the ass.

You is the truth son.

She likes it up the wrong 'un

[a speedo model]

hahaha

[LostSymphonies]

i'm truly surprised at the lack of female volunteers, what douchebags

[matt_rawlings]

i'm truly surprised at the lack of female volunteers, what douchebags

I guess every girl on this site has a massive gaping axe wound of a vagina

[xvszero]

Hey, men are always asked how big their dick is, no girl ever gets asked cunt related questions.

Dude you really need to get a slight sense of humour

I'm sure someone has already said this but I don't feel like searching so...

That is because we are too busy asking them how big their tits are.

[matt_rawlings]

I'm sure someone has already said this but I don't feel like searching so...

That is because we are too busy asking them how big their tits are.

Why would you need to ask how big a girl cannons are, you can see them for your self.

That is unless...you blind...and if you are, then burn in hell

[xvszero]

I'm talking about online.

You can only tell how big Myspace sluts tits are online and even then they lie with camera angles.

[matt_rawlings]

I'm talking about online.

You can only tell how big Myspace sluts tits are online and even then they lie with camera angles.

True

[Darren McLeod]

sometimes i wonder if any girls' caverns stretch to infinity.... and beyond.

[matt_rawlings]

sometimes i wonder if any girls' caverns stretch to infinity.... and beyond.

I think that they hold the key to the space time continueum in their gully holes

[Darren McLeod]

I think that they hold the key to the space time continueum in their gully holes
hahaha

[matt_rawlings]

hahaha

Man, we need to get more people in this thread, its fuckin gold

[A picasso blue]

Of their watermelon enjoyment?
hahahahaahahah


wow.

[matt_rawlings]

hahahahaahahah


wow.

I think that if we can't get girls in here, we should all say the size of our mothers vaginas.

Now, I for one was born sideways, so my mums is roughly 3 feet wide

[apoemtothedead]

I think that if we can't get girls in here, we should all say the size of our mothers vaginas.

Now, I for one was born sideways, so my mums is roughly 3 feet wide
:puke:

[A picasso blue]

That girl says that she's dated a black guy but insists she's still a virgin...


She's obviousy lying.

[matt_rawlings]

that girl says she dated a black guy but insists she's still a virgin...


She's obviousy lying.

No girl dates a black guy for more than 29 minutes and remains a virgin, they're too good

[A picasso blue]

No girl dates a black guy for more than 29 minutes and remains a virgin, they're too good
exactly.


by the way, i read on wikipedia that in Scotland, calling someone a cunt isnt always offensive. like you can say "Youre such a funny cunt"

is this true?

[matt_rawlings]

exactly.


by the way, i read on wikipedia that in Scotland, calling someone a cunt isnt always offensive. like you can say "Youre such a funny cunt"

is this true?

Yeah, if its amongst friends. Its just like saying "Your one funny bastard" or something, just far more offensive

[matt_rawlings]

This is what happened when I posted the link to this thread in the sports forum in a random thread;

you are lame

go back to the General Forum.


Hahahaha man that guy is a ******

[matt_rawlings]

Hahahaha fuck there are alot of lurkers in this thread

[yourneck]

I think I heard that all vaginas are the same depth before. So the only thing that really differs is the width.

[apoemtothedead]

I think I heard that all vaginas are the same depth before. So the only thing that really differs is the width.
Okay, so how deep are they?

[matt_rawlings]

I think I heard that all vaginas are the same depth before. So the only thing that really differs is the width.

I would have thought the heights, weight and general lifestyle (i.e. if they use their bagina as a siemen dumpster of sorts) would dictate size as well surely

[matt_rawlings]

Okay, so how deep are they?

10000 leagues!

[xowearmeout]

wow. just.. wow.

[matt_rawlings]

wow. just.. wow.

Care to add anything to this discussion?

[xowearmeout]

Care to add anything to this discussion?

why don't you go stick it in your female of choice and see how much yours goes in, take it out, measure, and end the ongoing confusion?

[matt_rawlings]

why don't you go stick it in your female of choice and see how much yours goes in, take it out, measure, and end the ongoing confusion?

Hahaha look at the first page and you will see that I suggested that

[A picasso blue]

rawlings, i think i sent like 5 "friend" confirmations ebcause i have no idea how to use this website


just so ya know

[A picasso blue]

i love the word bagina

it reminds me of Family Guy when the OBGYN says "Ok Meg lets have a look at your brergina

[matt_rawlings]

rawlings, i think i sent like 5 "friend" confirmations ebcause i have no idea how to use this website


just so ya know


Cool, just confirmed you man. I thought we used to get PM's when someone tried to add us?

Man, the Sports Forum are actually psychopaths. They're like the fucking KKK of these boards and every other poster from every other forum is black

[matt_rawlings]

i love the word bagina

it reminds me of Family Guy when the OBGYN says "Ok Meg lets have a look at your brergina

Hahahaha oh classic FG, where have thow gone!

[Darren McLeod]

man, the women of this site need to become a lot more comfortable with their vaginas.

[matt_rawlings]

man, the women of this site need to become a lot more comfortable with their vaginas.

I tried to spread the word but was beaten into submission by the sport forum. They made William Wallace jokes! :aimsad: If I hadn't used all my razor blades carving broken hearts into tree stumps I would kill myself right now.

I love it when American's try and genuinely insult me because I'm scottish. For every one joke that can be made about Scotland, there are 350 stand up comedians who's acts consist of bashing America

[Darren McLeod]

I tried to spread the word but was beaten into submission by the sport forum. They made William Wallace jokes! :aimsad: If I hadn't used all my razor blades carving broken hearts into tree stumps I would kill myself right now.

I love it when American's try and genuinely insult me because I'm scottish. For every one joke that can be made about Scotland, there are 350 stand up comedians who's acts consist of bashing America
plus, i'm like 15% scottish in heritage, so fuck 'em.

[matt_rawlings]

plus, i'm like 15% scottish in heritage, so fuck 'em.

Seriously, I don't get how people can be like that. Its a horrible way to live your life, shutting out people you don't know simply because of stupid trivial shit like them posting a solitary link in a thread.

[12:46AM]

hahahaha. this matt rawlings kid is hysterical.

[matt_rawlings]

hahahaha. this matt rawlings kid is hysterical.

I love Barbar

[xTJx]

If I don't touch a vagina tonight, I'm going to go fucking crazy

[matt_rawlings]

If I don't touch a vagina tonight, I'm going to go fucking crazy

Take any girl to see SoaP and they would suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[xTJx]

Take any girl to see SoaP and they would suck a golf ball through a garden hose
At the end of the movie I'll ask her if I can put my snake in her plane

[boysdontcry17]

im not that desperate for ass

[yourneck]

Okay, so how deep are they?

Okay I looked up 'vagina' on wikipedia coz I got curious. It says they're 4 inches long and 1 inch wide in diameter. However, during sexula intercourse, it can lengthen and widen up to 2-3 times.

So there you go.

[apoemtothedead]

Okay I looked up 'vagina' on wikipedia coz I got curious. It says they're 4 inches long and 1 inch wide in diameter. However, during sexula intercourse, it can lengthen and widen up to 2-3 times.

So there you go.
Can it shrink? Cuz if it can, I'm set.

[Broken Parachute]

I pee on girls' faces when I'm done.

[xowearmeout]

Hahaha look at the first page and you will see that I suggested that

lol. okay then go do it.

[concernedparent]

haha you said penis.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

[bigmike]

lol. okay then go do it.
Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant

[Broken Parachute]

Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant

PWN to the power of 10

[matt_rawlings]

Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant

Pwn of the day :appl:

[matt_rawlings]

At the end of the movie I'll ask her if I can put my snake in her plane

She cannot refuse.

Also, mission report, did you actually end up getting some poon?

[matt_rawlings]

lol. okay then go do it.

I gave up fucking girls when I started doing kids

[myaimistruex3]

They don't like kool aid?


hahahaaa.

[Rock]

Jesus christ, don't post in the thread then! Just ignore it!
;)

[xTJx]

She cannot refuse.

Also, mission report, did you actually end up getting some poon?
Negative. It was the worst night of my life. Two hours of sitting in a pub with people I barely knew. Awkward city.

[matt_rawlings]

Negative. It was the worst night of my life. Two hours of sitting in a pub with people I barely knew. Awkward city.

Fuck, that sucks.

Did you see SoaP yesturday?

[xTJx]

Fuck, that sucks.

Did you see SoaP yesturday?
No! It was brutal. I was supposed to go to a casino tonight too, but people are bailing out so I might go see it tonight. I'm excited as fuck though

[matt_rawlings]

No! It was brutal. I was supposed to go to a casino tonight too, but people are bailing out so I might go see it tonight. I'm excited as fuck though

You should be...YOU SHOULD BE!

*oh yeah, I went Yoda on your ass*

[xowearmeout]

Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant

i don't take pictures with the thought in mind of "how much cleavage can i show?". i don't care if they're "good looking". they're boobs, i have them, they're not going away. stop looking at my fucking pictures then. i think that a picture with a little cleavage has absolutely nothing to do with "respect". next time i have a picture with a dick in my mouth, then get on my ass about respect.

[xowearmeout]

I gave up fucking girls when I started doing kids

hahaa.

[matt_rawlings]

next time i have a picture with a dick in my mouth, then get on my ass about respect.

The next time? How many times have you done it?

[xowearmeout]

The next time? How many times have you done it?

7.

[matt_rawlings]

7.

Good call, lucky 7

[sweet tragedy]

Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant

Dude, it's a dead issue. Lets keep it that way.

[matt_rawlings]

Dude, it's a dead issue. Lets keep it that way.

Do I doth see another lady in this thread?

[bigmike]

Dude, it's a dead issue. Lets keep it that way.
Oh, ever so sorry that I was late arriving to this "issue." so I guess I'll just keep my opinions all to myself then. Terribly, terribly sorry.

[-Aaron-]

this last page has made this topic well worth it.

[bigmike]

i don't take pictures with the thought in mind of "how much cleavage can i show?". i don't care if they're "good looking". they're boobs, i have them, they're not going away. stop looking at my fucking pictures then. i think that a picture with a little cleavage has absolutely nothing to do with "respect". next time i have a picture with a dick in my mouth, then get on my ass about respect.
Right, a little cleavage doesn't have anything to do with respect.

But when it turns into too much cleavage you start to look like a whore.

[matt_rawlings]

Right, a little cleavage doesn't have anything to do with respect.

But when it turns into too much cleavage you start to look like a whore.

There is more cleavage than body

[ThirdTimeAround]

i love the word bagina

it reminds me of Family Guy when the OBGYN says "Ok Meg lets have a look at your brergina

Hahahaha, oh my God, I love that part.

[matt_rawlings]

this last page has made this topic well worth it.

Dude, this whole thread has been the awesomeness

[-Aaron-]

True but we still havent gotten any answers.

[boysdontcry17]

xowearmeout always causes discord

[yourneck]

True but we still havent gotten any answers.

I gave you the answer.

[12:46AM]

I love Barbarand he loves you.

[xowearmeout]

Right, a little cleavage doesn't have anything to do with respect.

But when it turns into too much cleavage you start to look like a whore.

i will never understand how cleavage makes someone a whore.

and i don't need your explanations, either.

point blank, stop fucking looking at my profile picture.

that, or keep your comments to yourself.

[bigmike]

i will never understand how cleavage makes someone a whore.

and i don't need your explanations, either.

point blank, stop fucking looking at my profile picture.

that, or keep your comments to yourself.
Oh, right. Wearing shirts so low that they basically scream "I'm easy" doesn't make girls look like whores. I forgot.


And I thought about it, and I think I'll keep stating my opinions, regardless of whether or not you, or people want to hear them. But thanks anyways.

[matt_rawlings]

Oh, right. Wearing shirts so low that they basically scream "I'm easy" doesn't make girls look like whores. I forgot.


And I thought about it, and I think I'll keep stating my opinions, regardless of whether or not you, or people want to hear them. But thanks anyways.

Freedom of speech is freedom of speech, and I agree that a girl doesn't where those kind of tops if she doesn't want guys staring at their rack all day long.

[xbrokendownx]

Do you ever take pictures without trying to show as much cleavage humanly possible? It's seriously ridiculous. Not to mention they're not even a good looking set of tits, they're just kind of "meh..." sandbag tits. They don't look good, nor do guys (at least the ones I know) want to see them thrust out at every single chance. It's ridiculous and girls look like whores when they do that shit. Have some respect for yourself and get a decent fitting shirt.

/rant






big mike, ftw

[matt_rawlings]

big mike, ftw

totaly

[ForeverInADay]

hahaha i just read all 10 pages of this thread.

I don't think I've laughed that much while at the computer.

[matt_rawlings]

hahaha i just read all 10 pages of this thread.

I don't think I've laughed that much while at the computer.

It is a good one, because it has now just generated into whore bashing

[ForeverInADay]

It is a good one, because it has now just generated into whore bashing
Whore bashing is my favourite. (I spell it with a 'u'. Word.)

[matt_rawlings]

Whore bashing is my favourite. (I spell it with a 'u'. Word.)

Fuck yeah! The British invented the words favourite and colour, and America raped them!

[ForeverInADay]

Fuck yeah! The British invented the words favourite and colour, and America raped them!
Canada just borrows it, like it does the Queen.

ANYWAYS, back to whores.

How deep do you think their caverns are? It's got to be much deeper than the standard.
I mean, don't they get like arms up to the elbows up in there?

[matt_rawlings]

Canada just borrows it, like it does the Queen.

ANYWAYS, back to whores.

How deep do you think their caverns are? It's got to be much deeper than the standard.
I mean, don't they get like arms up to the elbows up in there?

Well, some of these girls take 14 inch dicks, all the way in, which just aint right

[matt_rawlings]

Fact - Whores bathe in cum

[aolsux]

under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter...take it from me

[Zeran]

hahahah amazing question

cunt depth is an overlooked statistic

true

[matt_rawlings]

under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter...take it from me

El Mayo! Cum again?

[JoREALLYrox]

you guys made me sound like such a hoe-bag! I am a virgin, i just happen to have SEEN (not touched) a variety of....peepee's. I DID date a black guy, but he was practically white, and he didnt get in my pants.

and TJ, I do not take it in the ass.

[matt_rawlings]

you guys made me sound like such a hoe-bag! I am a virgin, i just happen to have SEEN (not touched) a variety of....peepee's. I DID date a black guy, but he was practically white, and he didnt get in my pants.

and TJ, I do not take it in the ass.

Did you lube up the back of you knees real good and let him go nuts?

[JoREALLYrox]

Did you lube up the back of you knees real good and let him go nuts?

ummm, No.

[ForeverInADay]

you guys made me sound like such a hoe-bag! I am a virgin, i just happen to have SEEN (not touched) a variety of....peepee's. I DID date a black guy, but he was practically white, and he didnt get in my pants.

and TJ, I do not take it in the ass.
Why did the show you their dicks if you weren't going to do anything with them?

[matt_rawlings]

Why did the show you their dicks if you weren't going to do anything with them?

Exactly what I want to know.

[ForeverInADay]

Exactly what I want to know.
I call shenanigans! .

[matt_rawlings]

I call shenanigans! .

Everybody grab a broom!

[bigmike]

Why did the show you their dicks if you weren't going to do anything with them?
because she's lying.

She's either never seen a penis or never seen one she wouldn't fuck.

[matt_rawlings]

because she's lying.

She's either never seen a penis or never seen one she wouldn't fuck.

I think she enjoys a good circle jerk

[xTJx]

This thread owns

[matt_rawlings]

This thread owns

Your damn right it owns, it owns like a white guy would have owned an African American guy about 120 years back!

[r3wind74]

you guys made me sound like such a hoe-bag! I am a virgin, i just happen to have SEEN (not touched) a variety of....peepee's. I DID date a black guy, but he was practically white, and he didnt get in my pants.

and TJ, I do not take it in the ass.


Did the guys get to see/play w/the girls? Looks like you got a nice set on ya..did ya at least give them that?

[TheTrooth]

you guys made me sound like such a hoe-bag! I am a virgin, i just happen to have SEEN (not touched) a variety of....peepee's. I DID date a black guy, but he was practically white, and he didnt get in my pants.

and TJ, I do not take it in the ass.


haha. she said peepee

[matt_rawlings]

This girl has played with more dick than the son of a peodophile

[tomorrowiscomin]

This girl has played with more dick than the son of a peodophile

This thread has made staying in my house doing fuck all, all worth it.

[matt_rawlings]

This thread has made staying in my house doing fuck all, all worth it.

I have to say I am quite proud of what this thread has accomplished

[tomorrowiscomin]

I have to say I am quite proud of what this thread has accomplished

But what about the answer to the question

[youareallfreaks]

damn, i read every page of this and still no real answer. we need some bish to stick a yard stick up her hoo hoo and fucking tell us where it hits. now go grab some lube and your yard stick and your digital camera and do that shit!

[matt_rawlings]

damn, i read every page of this and still no real answer. we need some bish to stick a yard stick up her hoo hoo and fucking tell us where it hits. now go grab some lube and your yard stick and your digital camera and do that shit!

We did find out. It is naturally about 4ish inch's, but can expand when arroused by up to 200% in cases.

But the thread has become more than that.

It is now about whorish girls and their rancid baginas

[ThirdTimeAround]

Did anyone actually measure yet?

[matt_rawlings]

Did anyone actually measure yet?

Unless you have, then nae

[ForeverInADay]

Did anyone actually measure yet?
If you didn't.....than no.

[TheTrooth]

come on girls. step up

[ForeverInADay]

Unless you have, then nae
You beat me by less than two minutes. Damnit.

[matt_rawlings]

come on girls. step up

Yeah, crank open them skanky cunts and show the world how different you minges are after you were rapped by your fathers while your mother...well, your mother just watched. Didn't she.

[matt_rawlings]

You beat me by less than two minutes. Damnit.

I have the skills, and they do indeed pay the bills

[concretedetail]

They don't like kool aid?


hahahahahah

[myaimistruex3]

damn, i read every page of this and still no real answer. we need some bish to stick a yard stick up her hoo hoo and fucking tell us where it hits. now go grab some lube and your yard stick and your digital camera and do that shit!

i guess you wouldn't understand, but not many girls get excited about the idea of sticking a ruler up their "hoo hoo", especially if its to tell a bunch of dudes who roam around AP all day (not that theres anything wrong about roaming around AP.)

[ForeverInADay]

i guess you wouldn't understand, but not many girls get excited about the idea of sticking a ruler up their "hoo hoo", especially if its to tell a bunch of dudes who roam around AP all day (not that theres anything wrong about roaming around AP.)
I would do it.

Come on, take one for the team.

[PaulsRightNut]

ah nevermind - i found it

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

[ForeverInADay]

ah nevermind - i found it

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
hahaha MEASURED! yay!

[PaulsRightNut]

hahaha MEASURED! yay!

I certainly did not measure my own..i looked it up http://nawtythings.com/vagina.html

[Dan CiTi]

exactly.


by the way, i read on wikipedia that in Scotland, calling someone a cunt isnt always offensive. like you can say "Youre such a funny cunt"

is this true?
Oh man did I laugh at that. This is my top thread of the week.

[matt_rawlings]

i guess you wouldn't understand, but not many girls get excited about the idea of sticking a ruler up their "hoo hoo", especially if its to tell a bunch of dudes who roam around AP all day (not that theres anything wrong about roaming around AP.)

If you don't do it, that means you are friggid and will die alone

[ThirdTimeAround]

If you didn't.....than no.

Unless you have, then nae

Umm...no, I haven't.

[matt_rawlings]

Umm...no, I haven't.

Are you a team player or nae?

[TheByrus]

im not gonna lie, im kinda curious how deep my ass is.

[ThirdTimeAround]

Are you a team player or nae?

I'm not sure, Rawlings, I'm just not sure.

[matt_rawlings]

I'm not sure, Rawlings, I'm just not sure.

Poor show

[TheTrooth]

im not gonna lie, im kinda curious how deep my ass is.

:gay:

[JoREALLYrox]

hahaha wow.

[matt_rawlings]

im not gonna lie, im kinda curious how deep my ass is.

I know mine is at least 9 inches

[Tennischickx31]

your really nasty, you know that?

[mogley]

im not gonna lie, im kinda curious how deep my ass is.

shouldn't it be like the size of your large intestine? or would it stop at the anus?

so many questions, so little answers...

[matt_rawlings]

your really nasty, you know that?

Who and how?

[xTJx]

I have a penis

[matt_rawlings]

I have a penis

Only one?

[matt_rawlings]

Do fat girls have bigger or smaller vaginas?

[ThirdTimeAround]

Would I be considered a slut if I did this?

[a speedo model]

i don't think so...

[ThirdTimeAround]

"Omgz 13 year old who measures!!!!"

[matt_rawlings]

If you dont do it you are gay

[ThirdTimeAround]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!

[matt_rawlings]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[melvicious]

Ahahahaha.
:lolatu:

[SePaMc]

:puke:

[jaimej]

Ew. Seriously? That's disgusting.

[myworstmistakes]

oh god.

[matt_rawlings]

Ew. Seriously? That's disgusting.

Damn right it is, I actually read it and was like "What the hell is wrong with this person?"

[jaimej]

Damn right it is, I actually read it and was like "What the hell is wrong with this person?"

Shove it up your ass, Rawlings.

[Broken Parachute]

"Omgz 13 year old who measures!!!!"We're twins.
http://myspace-746.vo.llnwd.net/01101/64/76/1101826746_l.jpg

[concernedparent]

I know mine is at least 9 inches
Wanna hook up?

[matt_rawlings]

Wanna hook up?

You know I do

[ForeverInADay]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!
bahahahahahaha that's the grossest shit ever!

[TheTrooth]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!


goddamn. finally someone measured

[-Aaron-]

Someone actually did it. Thats crazy and quite twisted.

[YoungNastyMan]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!

When dudes measure themselves its usually when its fully up

[TheTrooth]

When dudes measure themselves its usually when its fully up


dude. guys measurments are in a different thread

[lightcollapse]

3 inches. There. Don't give me any fucking criticism, I just did it for Matt Rawlings approval, could you blame me?!

3 inches?!?!?

no guy would fit in there!

[-Aaron-]

Yeah she must of stopped shoving the ruler up there to soon. re measure.

[Coby]

wow. I just wasted minutes of my life reading through this.

I'm too punx to measure my vagina.

[matt_rawlings]

3 inches?!?!?

no guy would fit in there!

Speak for yourself

[TheTrooth]

wow. I just wasted minutes of my life reading through this.

I'm too punx to measure my vagina.


your hair is t3h shitz0r

[yourneck]

3 inches?!?!?

no guy would fit in there!

It would expand and get longer during sex.

[swirlofhues]

hahaahah no fucking way

[Coby]

your hair is t3h shitz0r

My hair is the what? lol.......

[matt_rawlings]

I felt it was time that I brought this bad boy back

[danielplaysbass]

I felt it was time that I brought this bad boy back

good call

[matt_rawlings]

I cannot believe that girl actually measured hers

[danielplaysbass]

I cannot believe that girl actually measured hers

bahahaha

[juke_box_lovex3]

Wow man..How do you measure that?
I wanna find out!

[FatJordan]

My hair is the what? lol.......

HOLY SHIT! WHAT IS THAT? KILL IT!!!! KILLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTT!

[joker1648]

this is the most amazing thread that i have ever read, iread all 16 pages added a couple of people brovo to mister rawlings, for he is a genious, and said mister rawlings can measure anything of mine any time he wants. Good day.

[emily_EB7]

you people are weird!

[Melissa Johnson]

you people are weird!
Or maybe, you're the weird one and we're all normal.

[Melissa Johnson]

HOLY SHIT! WHAT IS THAT? KILL IT!!!! KILLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTT!
Does it remind anyone else of Dustin?

[uselesswords]

haha I was quite disappointed that you guys went back to talking about caverns, the topic of whores was really funny.

[Melissa Johnson]

haha I was quite disappointed that you guys went back to talking about caverns, the topic of whores was really funny.
If you like whore-stories, go into the General forum and search "Whore logic". Big thread to read, but I promise you it'll provide hours of entertainment and laughs at the expense of whores. :-)

[uselesswords]

haha. its so horrible. but its a really funny topic. esspecially considering today's society.

[Melissa Johnson]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=194002

There. To make it easier for you to find. Enjoy.

[uselesswords]

oh boy. thanks. haha. i just need to find time to read this.

[xTJx]

bump.

[exxxoduss]

before anyone gives you entirely too much credit for this post, this is dumb.

yeah you really do need some humor in your life you stupid fuck

[exxxoduss]

Speak for yourself
so your under 3 inches?

[vandalsandquinn]

hahaha i remember this.

[exxxoduss]

so how does a female go about measuring how deep her pussy is? just put in a ruler and go till it stops?

[James Johnson]

amazing. How did I never see this before today?