if a guy asks from his female friend...

[PaulsRightNut]

If a guy asks his good friend (who happens to be a female) for a blowjob, is that like, some kinda signal that he likes her - or is it cause he's just plain horny and he figures she'll be willing to do it for him. Cause he is one horny bastard.

[xvszero]

Wow, you're 21 and don't know the answer to this?

Let's put it this way... if the guy "likes" you he will ask for, I don't know... a date?

But he doesn't want a date. He wants a blowjob.

[angelusdomini]

Wow, you're 21 and don't know the answer to this?

Let's put it this way... if the guy "likes" you he will ask for, I don't know... a date?

But he doesn't want a date. He wants a blowjob.

well said.

[FondestMemory]

he's attracted to you, but doesn't want to date you.

he figures, ask for a blowjob. if you do it, it'll become a regular thing. then, he can eventually work his way to where you're letting him up in ya.

then you two have commitmentless no strings attatched sex all the time.

it's really a well thought out plan. if you suck it once though, there's no going back.

[DeathCabForCoon]

But he doesn't want a date. He wants a blowjob.

Count it.

[buysoap]

do him in the butt

[RX XR]

you should just be nice and give him a BJ

[xvszero]

Oh and as the other guy said if you do it once you should pretty much get used to the fact that you will either do it every time you see him or sit around trying to stop his advances every time. For the most part you can't sort of give a friend a blowjob just once and then move past it into non-sexual friend zone again. He will always be remembering that one time and hoping for more, and will keep forcing the issue up all the time.

[apoemtothedead]

he's attracted to you, but doesn't want to date you.

he figures, ask for a blowjob. if you do it, it'll become a regular thing. then, he can eventually work his way to where you're letting him up in ya.

then you two have commitmentless no strings attatched sex all the time.

it's really a well thought out plan. if you suck it once though, there's no going back.
:takes notes:

[Darren McLeod]

he's gay.

[PaulsRightNut]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something

[Darren McLeod]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something
hahaha seriously - don't do it.

[SKooT]

Walk up to him, and say... "So, I wass thinking about what you asked me the other day... [long pause] What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Problem solved.

[FondestMemory]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something

just don't do it. if you randomly suck his dick, you ruin any chance you'll ever have at actually dating him.

and even if you never end up dating, by doing it you'll still lose his respect and some of your own.

just keep your lips closed this time. it's not worth it.

[buysoap]

if you did it you should just be careful of listerfiend. he might bite the guys dick off.

[xvszero]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something

So you're trying to find out if he likes you when he straight up said he doesn't?

You have no chance here and you are going to try and convince yourself you do and that somehow if you have sexual relations with this guy he will come to see how great you are.

It won't happen. Move along.

[ForeverInADay]

Oh, man.

I say you do it, and when you're doing it, you some how manage to put your whole foot into his anus, just to teach him a lesson. That way, he'll never ask to do it again.

Or you could just say "No, it'd be awkward for me, even if it wasn't for you. I'm not doing it."

[Freud]

hahahah youre a late bloomer? hahaha no youre just dumb in this department. hes just trying to use you. dont do it. hes clearly stated he doesnt like you he just wants a blowjob. and here you are saying "oh i dont know, sometimes i think i like him". get the hell away from him.

[PaulsRightNut]

Well I alwalys knew there wasn't a chance to do the whole dating thing with him, we've been friends for a while now so that would just end up weird anyways.

Yeah, he came over last night, i told him to put it away or I wasn't gonna hang out with him anymore, (in all honesty that was really hard, he's pretty much my best friend right now and if he cut me off then I'd lose a best friend) so he just kinda laughed and put it away. So I guess if he does anything again, I'll be like okay - and then kick him in the nuts or something - and laugh and be like..dude theres no way, I'm not your girlsfriend, cause I'm not and I just have to realize he's not boyfriend potential.

thanks people - sorry for my stupidness, I've only dated one other guy and I put up with him treating me pretty shitty so I really don't know what to do with guy stuff.

[patrickhowell]

Well I alwalys knew there wasn't a chance to do the whole dating thing with him, we've been friends for a while now so that would just end up weird anyways.

What's wrong with being friends first before dating?

I've only dated one other guy and I put up with him treating me pretty shitty so I really don't know what to do with guy stuff.

You should get to know guys before you date them, so they don't end up being jerks like that.

[PaulsRightNut]

What's wrong with being friends first before dating?



You should get to know guys before you date them, so they don't end up being jerks like that.

ehhhh we've been good friends for a while now, and once I breakup with someone, I can't go back to complete normalacy afterwards...so its not worth it to me

[ForeverInADay]

Well I alwalys knew there wasn't a chance to do the whole dating thing with him, we've been friends for a while now so that would just end up weird anyways.

Yeah, he came over last night, i told him to put it away or I wasn't gonna hang out with him anymore, (in all honesty that was really hard, he's pretty much my best friend right now and if he cut me off then I'd lose a best friend) so he just kinda laughed and put it away. So I guess if he does anything again, I'll be like okay - and then kick him in the nuts or something - and laugh and be like..dude theres no way, I'm not your girlsfriend, cause I'm not and I just have to realize he's not boyfriend potential.

thanks people - sorry for my stupidness, I've only dated one other guy and I put up with him treating me pretty shitty so I really don't know what to do with guy stuff.
hahaha wait, he pulled it out?

[PaulsRightNut]

hahaha wait, he pulled it out?

thats all he ever does! he seriously just waits till we're both not talking at the moment and he's like....BAM

like that dude from seinfeld, he took IT out

[Rebs]

Some girls are so damn dense.


BJ's do not equal love or liking someone. It's a physical act of pleasure.

[PaulsRightNut]

Some girls are so damn dense.


BJ's do not equal love or liking someone. It's a physical act of pleasure.

well yah I know that, its just, he could have asked anyone of his female friends for it,,but he asked me...HAHA I'm lame.

[ForeverInADay]

thats all he ever does! he seriously just waits till we're both not talking at the moment and he's like....BAM

like that dude from seinfeld, he took IT out

hahaha what the fuck? So this is like a daily thing? lol


On an unrealted matter, this is glorious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJ0bTbh9d4).

[Rebs]

well yah I know that, its just, he could have asked anyone of his female friends for it,,but he asked me...HAHA I'm lame.

Maybe you come off as easy.

Put yourself in his shoes. If you were a guy, wouldn't you love to have a girl that would hook up with you and give you BJ's without dating her or having to spend any time with her?

Hell, I'd take advantage of that any day. He'd be stupid not to.

[ForeverInADay]

Maybe you come off as easy.

Put yourself in his shoes. If you were a guy, wouldn't you love to have a girl that would hook up with you and give you BJ's without dating her or having to spend any time with her?

Hell, I'd take advantage of that any day. He'd be stupid not to.
I'd love it if my girlfriend did that. hahaha

[PaulsRightNut]

hahaha what the fuck? So this is like a daily thing? lol


On an unrealted matter, this is glorious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJ0bTbh9d4).


I don't know if its a daily thing, but 80% of the time we chill together, it pretty much ends up with him taking it out..so yeah its pretty funny.

This onetime I was sleeping over his house, he was soooo desperate and I just kept laughing at him cause I knew I was making him suffer muahhahaa but yeah, thats not cool (cause thats like sending mixed signals) - but its all good cause I straightened it out last night

[PaulsRightNut]

Maybe you come off as easy.

Put yourself in his shoes. If you were a guy, wouldn't you love to have a girl that would hook up with you and give you BJ's without dating her or having to spend any time with her?

Hell, I'd take advantage of that any day. He'd be stupid not to.


haha yeah thats really true

[ForeverInADay]

I don't know if its a daily thing, but 80% of the time we chill together, it pretty much ends up with him taking it out..so yeah its pretty funny.

This onetime I was sleeping over his house, he was soooo desperate and I just kept laughing at him cause I knew I was making him suffer muahhahaa but yeah, thats not cool (cause thats like sending mixed signals) - but its all good cause I straightened it out last night
I cant help but imagine that he put it in your mouth when you were asleep

[PaulsRightNut]

I cant help but imagine that he put it in your mouth when you were asleep

LOL no he wouldn't do that.

[ForeverInADay]

LOL no he wouldn't do that.
did you wake up with what you thought to be drool on your chin?

[PaulsRightNut]

did you wake up with what you thought to be drool on your chin?

LOL, no, - haha he told me he would let me know when its about to come out anyways...ahh this is pretty gross talking about it, but eh whatever, every guy does it so ...whatever

[ForeverInADay]

LOL, no, - haha he told me he would let me know when its about to come out anyways...ahh this is pretty gross talking about it, but eh whatever, every guy does it so ...whatever
whenever ive come onto my female friends, i've been joking, and i've never pulled it out.

I don't think every guy does it, so im assuming hes really desperate.

[PaulsRightNut]

whenever ive come onto my female friends, i've been joking, and i've never pulled it out.

I don't think every guy does it, so im assuming hes really desperate.

holy crap thats really rude! you should be polite and tell the truth - cause thats just like proper etiquette. I meant that every guy... releases..so i can't think its that gross, but anyways.

[boysdontcry17]

If a guy asks his good friend (who happens to be a female) for a blowjob, is that like, some kinda signal that he likes her - or is it cause he's just plain horny and he figures she'll be willing to do it for him. Cause he is one horny bastard.

this guy just wants a quick cum

[Kram41]

:lol:

[ForeverInADay]

holy crap thats really rude! you should be polite and tell the truth - cause thats just like proper etiquette. I meant that every guy... releases..so i can't think its that gross, but anyways.
what?

I'm so confused...

[PaulsRightNut]

what?

I'm so confused...

eh forget it

[Sargent Sausage]

Wow, you're 21 and don't know the answer to this?

Let's put it this way... if the guy "likes" you he will ask for, I don't know... a date?

But he doesn't want a date. He wants a blowjob.

/thread

[xvszero]

Yeah, he came over last night, i told him to put it away or I wasn't gonna hang out with him anymore,

Um, he actually pulls his cock out?

That's borderline sexual assault. I'd seriously suggest finding new friends and definately dumping this guy as a friend.

[xvszero]

well yah I know that, its just, he could have asked anyone of his female friends for it,,but he asked me...HAHA I'm lame.

He probably does ask all of his female friends for it. He sounds pathetic.

[xvszero]

LOL, no, - haha he told me he would let me know when its about to come out anyways...ahh this is pretty gross talking about it, but eh whatever, every guy does it so ...whatever

No, actually no guy I know has ever just pulled his cock out with a female friend, and definately not multiple times when she keeps rejecting him.

Seriously... GET NEW FRIENDS.

[Freud]

lol @pulling it out. thats pure desperation. good job on not sucking dick though :)

[PaulsRightNut]

LOL yeah...I'm glad i can laugh about it,,,cause it is pretty funny

[xvszero]

It's funny I guess if you sort of ignore the repeated sexual assault elements to it and this "friends" complete lack of respect for you and your wishes.

[PaulsRightNut]

It's funny I guess if you sort of ignore the repeated sexual assault elements to it and this "friends" complete lack of respect for you and your wishes.

..well it wasn't really like that...but im honestly glad for your concern though. It is a scum-bag move on his part

[xvszero]

It wasn't like what? You said he pulls it out like 80% of the time you're alone with him.

It is like that. He's a dirtball and he is pressuring you into sex with him and will keep doing so until you get firm with him.

[PaulsRightNut]

It wasn't like what? You said he pulls it out like 80% of the time you're alone with him.

It is like that. He's a dirtball and he is pressuring you into sex with him and will keep doing so until you get firm with him.

I get what you're saying. And, when I told him it would get weird i said what he wanted was pretty much having sex...(cause I believe a bj is sex...oral sex is sex). He wasnt like all up in my face about it, he wasnt abusing me...he was just being an idiot. But..i really dont feel like explaining this anymore, cause its done with...but yeah. You're right.

[FrankMareno]

you should of set this on here as a poll : )

or is it cause he's just plain horny and he figures she'll be willing to do it for him

[Melissa Johnson]

LOL, no, - haha he told me he would let me know when its about to come out anyways...ahh this is pretty gross talking about it, but eh whatever, every guy does it so ...whatever

whenever ive come onto my female friends, i've been joking, and i've never pulled it out.

I don't think every guy does it, so im assuming hes really desperate.
After spending the past 5 minutes laughing our asses off, Jason and I still can't believe no one else got this.

[Crocodile Logic]

After spending the past 5 minutes laughing our asses off, Jason and I still can't believe no one else got this.
oh you and jason are so silly.

[ForeverInADay]

After spending the past 5 minutes laughing our asses off, Jason and I still can't believe no one else got this.

hahaha why was that so funny?

[PaulsRightNut]

hahaha why was that so funny?

because you said you tell the girl you're gonna pull it out and you don't (at least thats what i got out of it) and thats pretty funny.

[Melissa Johnson]

because you said you tell the girl you're gonna pull it out and you don't (at least thats what i got out of it) and thats pretty funny.
The vapidness of this answer proves why it's so damn funny to us.

From Jason: Read between the lines. There's a duality to your posts that neither of you are getting the other's real meaning - and it's fucking hillarious.

[FondestMemory]

The vapidness of this answer proves why it's so damn funny to us.

From Jason: Read between the lines. There's a duality to your posts that neither of you are getting the other's real meaning - and it's fucking hillarious.

i caught it when i first read it but didn't say anything.

i was too busy wondering how he came on his friends without taking it out. that just seems messy.

[PaulsRightNut]

The vapidness of this answer proves why it's so damn funny to us.

From Jason: Read between the lines. There's a duality to your posts that neither of you are getting the other's real meaning - and it's fucking hillarious.

I knew he was talking about something different...i just couldn't really get it...guys might ask me for blowjobs... but my mind isn't dirty enough to figure out what some people are talking about.

[ForeverInADay]

because you said you tell the girl you're gonna pull it out and you don't (at least thats what i got out of it) and thats pretty funny.
I meant that I'm just like "Yo lets have sex, hahaha" and thats all.

[PaulsRightNut]

I meant that I'm just like "Yo lets have sex, hahaha" and thats all.

WHAT!?

that didnt sound like that at all!

hahahahha I'm serisouly cracking up over here, I was kinda mad I posted this...but its actually really funny

[ForeverInADay]

jeezeee people, get your minds out of the gutters. hahaha

[PaulsRightNut]

jeezeee people, get your minds out of the gutters. hahaha

lol hahahahaha this is hilarious...hahahaha i cant stop laughing

[PaulsRightNut]

"whenever ive come onto my female friends, i've been joking, and i've never pulled it out."


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahahahaha this is realllllly funny

[Melissa Johnson]

"whenever ive come onto my female friends, i've been joking, and i've never pulled it out."


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahahahaha this is realllllly funny
:idea:
Lightbulb moment.

Atta girl.

[Crocodile Logic]

lol hahahahaha this is hilarious...hahahaha i cant stop laughing
shut up, you dumb whore.

[PaulsRightNut]

shut up, you dumb whore.

just cause someone asked me for a bj doesnt make me a whore jeez

[ForeverInADay]

:idea:
Lightbulb moment.

Atta girl.
every time i kept reading what i wrote, i read it like how i meant it to sound. that and also because it wasn't spelt cum.

But to answer the dudes question, my sperm are super swimmers and tear through jeans.

[ForeverInADay]

shut up, you dumb whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Crocodile Logic]

just cause someone asked me for a bj doesnt make me a whore jeez
is it hard to type whilst being dp'ed?

[PaulsRightNut]

every time i kept reading what i wrote, i read it like how i meant it to sound. that and also because it wasn't spelt cum.

But to answer the dudes question, my sperm are super swimmers and tear through jeans.

hahahha ahhh man. despite the crude remarks from people...this is really making me laugh :-D

[PaulsRightNut]

is it hard to type whilst being dp'ed?

huh?

[Crocodile Logic]

huh?
double penetration.

[PaulsRightNut]

double penetration.

dude - wtf

[Crocodile Logic]

dude - wtf
don't get mad at me. i'm not the one constantly whipping my dick out on you.

[PaulsRightNut]

don't get mad at me. i'm not the one constantly whipping my dick out on you.

touche.

[PaulsRightNut]

I make ONE stupid post about someone asking me for a bj and whipping it out in front of me a few times and look what I got myself into

[sleepyd]

he sounds a bit..cocky.. run run away!

[jaimej]

If he does ask then you're obviously not as good of friends as you thought.

[Melissa Johnson]

I make ONE stupid post about someone asking me for a bj and whipping it out in front of me a few times and look what I got myself into
Welcome to ap.net, where if you have a vagina, you're automatically a whore.

[Crocodile Logic]

I make ONE stupid post about someone asking me for a bj and whipping it out in front of me a few times and look what I got myself into

i was just joshin' ya. i'm sure you're a fine young woman.

[PaulsRightNut]

i was just joshin' ya. i'm sure you're a fine young woman.

haha thanks

[Rebs]

Welcome to ap.net, where if you have a vagina, you're automatically a whore.

Especially if you post stories like this.

[ForeverInADay]

Especially if you post stories like this.
Welcome to ap.net, where if you have a vagina, you're automatically a whore.
Quiet, whores.

hahaha I'm kiddinggggg!

[mht]

just make a livejournal once you're done sucking him off, youll feel so much better putting your feelings and emotions down on good ole lj.

[PaulsRightNut]

just make a livejournal once you're done sucking him off, youll feel so much better putting your feelings and emotions down on good ole lj.

haha I already got one! gotta love lj

[ForeverInADay]

haha I already got one! gotta love lj
I could have sworn I saw BJ's.

[PaulsRightNut]

I could have sworn I saw BJ's.

hahahahaha

[mht]

haha I already got one! gotta love lj

than whats the problem, suck him off and write down, your set sweetheart.

[Freud]

is this girl hot?

[xvszero]

Whats Ur Lj??????????????????

[concretedetail]

uhhhh

[thexflamesxburn]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something
suck it like a lollipop.

ok i'm just kidding.

do whatev makes you feel good

[Rock]

Quiet, whores.

hahaha I'm kiddinggggg!
hahaha

[livethesounds]

if you did it you should just be careful of listerfiend. he might bite the guys dick off.

this is true.

[YourMusicSucks]

Welcome to ap.net, where if you have a vagina, you're automatically a whore.

*The World

[Dani182]

haha yeah well I'm llike a late-bloomer in this sort of department. SOmetimes I think I like him and I do want to give in,,,but I'm guessing he doesnt have the same feelings for me. I told him that if i did it would get weird...but then he's like "no it wouldnt get weird cause we dont like eachother" so im just like sitting there afraid to tell him it would be weird for me.

he doesnt even try to make a move or anything - the jerk just pops it out and expects something

my mate does that to me all the time. cos of one time i gave in. DONT GIVE IN!!
*correction - my parents think hes my mate, but he is the cause of me self harming, so hes really not a mate.

[Narcissm]

Walk up to him, and say... "So, I wass thinking about what you asked me the other day... [long pause] What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Problem solved.


well said my friend....

[Take Heart]

*The World

hahahahahah

[notoaststereo]

hahahaha

[Juliana101]

If you do it, make sure he eats you out. I asked a girl this once because I'm a total sleezeball. She said no and I haven't talked to her since.

[Freud]

my mate does that to me all the time. cos of one time i gave in. DONT GIVE IN!!
*correction - my parents think hes my mate, but he is the cause of me self harming, so hes really not a mate.
ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[xvszero]

my mate does that to me all the time. cos of one time i gave in. DONT GIVE IN!!
*correction - my parents think hes my mate, but he is the cause of me self harming, so hes really not a mate.

This is why I'm never having children. Not that I think my kids would end up like this, but they would probably have friends like this and that is bad enough.