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Chris Fallon
04/14/10, 01:44 AM
Becca - Alive!!
Release Date: March 2, 2010
Record Label: Sony Music/RED

Following in the footsteps of Avril Lavigne and Paramore's Hayley Williams, 20-year-old Portland native Becca Holcraft wants to be the next hard-rocking female with attitude. Already a big smash in Japan, the young starlet hopes to strike the same chord with fans of chicks who can sing a note or two, look good while doing so, and in the process, rock hard.

Yeah, okay, sure. Sounds good on paper, right? I mean, Hayley Williams has no problem with it. Avril Lavigne has become less bratty teen queen and more, um, sassy bitch? Becca certainly isn't Ann Wilson or even Alanis Morrisette (she's barely tolerable as a Demi Lovato knock-off), but with Meredith Brooks (she sang that song "Bitch" like 12 years ago) behind her, Becca is prepared to leave her footprint in the rock world.

Problem is, it all feels far too gimmicky to be taken seriously. The "rock" mantra is stressed so prominantly in promotional photos and press releases, you're waiting for Becca to strut out in the same leather pants Cher wore in "If I Could Turn Back Time." Hugging guitars, sporting cool hats, wearing ripped tees -- alright, we get it. You're edgy, you aren't being Miley -- don't force the issue. Make it come alive in your music. That's where you cash your checks in, and sadly, they bounce back hard. Becca appears to be a talented singer, but it doesn't come across naturally. She isn't a voice you could pick out of a crowd and as hard as she tries, her emotions come off as stiff and rigid; she could sell a "Sk8er Boi" cover, for sure, but she is intent on writing "deep" stuff, and it simply stalls before it can reach the gate.

Make no mistake: this isn't sexism. This is purely cashing in on a trend. Girls playing "hard rockin' tunes" with an unmistakably pop sheen to them is all the rage right now, and Becca's another young, cute and gentle-voiced singer trying to find a way in. There's nothing here you haven't heard anywhere else, and unless Fefe Dobson or hell, Meredith Brooks for that matter, can convince Becca the American public is going to buy it... she'd be better off re-working it all for a more down-to-earth approach.

Her lyrics are Jewel-poem rejects, and the tightly-wound instrumentals aren't even Becca's doing (she can pose with a guitar, but can she play one?). They sound huge and are perfect for teenagers' ears, but the lack of heart is so visible, it's blinding. "Where's the sun, all I see are the clouds / I just wanna run, break free from this crowd ... Isn't there someone who, understands my pain." Considering how long this kid's been in the business (according to her press release), did she simply plagiarize her old middle school diary? Even emo kids would have a difficult time swallowing this trite nonsense. Even when she's struggling to sound like the female Vince Neil on "Turn to Stone," it's so dramatically forced, it really is a challenge to take seriously ("I've got a lightning rod in my vein"? What the fuck does that even mean?). Party tracks like "Shibuya" or "Turn Up the Stereo" have a nice energy to them, but in the end, the album gets bogged down by trying to be something it should never have made itself out to be: emotionally vulnerable, which is so clear-cut, it's like sharpening broken glass on your knuckles.

Go listen to some Heart or pick up a damn Go-Go's record. At least they were honest enough to let their hard living ways leak out via recorded footage. Becca is just another clone in a very fast-growing, ostentatious line that needs to shorten up quickly. Lawyer'd.

Pink; Avril Lavigne; Demi Lovato; DamoneOfficial Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/beccachanofficial)Amazon MP3 (http://www.amazon.com/Alive/dp/B0039A8QHW) | iTunes (http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/alive/id357203298)

aradiantsunrise
04/14/10, 01:53 AM
Owned.

Nice review, haha.

Burn_Burn_Burn
04/14/10, 05:44 AM
Lawyered!

tossit
04/14/10, 06:19 AM
Lawyered!
hahahaha

Steeeve Perry
04/14/10, 06:20 AM
My God I Love That Song BITCH! Well, I like it. Everyone should hear the Aussie bloke's cover version, it went number 1 in Australia about ten years ago. Look up Chris Franklin - Bloke. Plus, he came from my hometown and used to know my parents (he's now a full-time alcoholic, part-time stand up comedian).

Gregory Robson
04/14/10, 08:33 AM
The real question is, if she asked you out, would you turn her down?

S9Dallasoz
04/14/10, 09:20 AM
The real question is, if she asked you out, would you turn her down?
Hell no.

Interviewed her at SXSW, cool chick.

Jake Denning
04/14/10, 11:59 AM
Meridith Brooks graduated from my high school, so other than her, we produced Brad Bird, who did The Incredibles, and the stunt double for Robert Patterson in twilight.

What a terrible high school I went to.

Gregory Robson
04/14/10, 12:17 PM
Meridith Brooks graduated from my high school, so other than her, we produced Brad Bird, who did The Incredibles, and the stunt double for Robert Patterson in twilight.

What a terrible high school I went to.
And this is relevant, how?

inthemidst
04/14/10, 01:29 PM
Lawyered!

http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/marshall.jpg

wall e
04/14/10, 03:39 PM
http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/marshall.jpg
I like when Kim Kardashian talks to him from the magazine.

Cue the Sun
04/15/10, 06:45 AM
haha Chris, I think you are my favorite reviewer.

inthemidst
04/15/10, 07:55 AM
I like when Kim Kardashian talks to him from the magazine.
"Thanks super-hot chick that my wife keeps telling me why you're famous, and I keep forgetting!"

aradiantsunrise
04/15/10, 08:07 AM
"Thanks super-hot chick that my wife keeps telling me why you're famous, and I keep forgetting!"
Is that from How I Met Your Mother?

inthemidst
04/15/10, 08:08 AM
Is that from How I Met Your Mother?
Yes, sir!

aradiantsunrise
04/15/10, 08:11 AM
Yes, sir!
I have definitely got to watch that show more often.

inthemidst
04/15/10, 08:12 AM
I have definitely got to watch that show more often.
Truth.

aradiantsunrise
04/15/10, 08:16 AM
Truth.
I need to catch up on Big Bang Theory before I do that though, haha.

inthemidst
04/15/10, 08:22 AM
I need to catch up on Big Bang Theory before I do that though, haha.
That's a pretty good show, but I'm more into HIMYM personally. To each his own lol

aradiantsunrise
04/15/10, 08:26 AM
That's a pretty good show, but I'm more into HIMYM personally. To each his own lol
I'll admit that Miss Kaley Cuoco is a big reason for me liking that show, but I do find it funny a lot of time. I'm sure I'll enjoy HIMYM a lot too since it seems to have the type of humor I like.

inthemidst
04/15/10, 08:29 AM
I'll admit that Miss Kaley Cuoco is a big reason for me liking that show, but I do find it funny a lot of time. I'm sure I'll enjoy HIMYM a lot too since it seems to have the type of humor I like.
Also truth...on both accounts ;-)

aradiantsunrise
04/15/10, 08:33 AM
Also truth...on both accounts ;-)
Hahaha

Her dimples = :inlove:

thekazeblade
04/15/10, 11:39 PM
It's always disappointing when a talented (or untalented, depending on the situation) artist throws creativity out the window to ride the cash train. I haven't even heard this album and already know exactly what to expect from it.

Another case of flounder and fail.

Goat01
04/17/10, 06:08 AM
Meridith Brooks graduated from my high school, so other than her, we produced Brad Bird, who did The Incredibles, and the stunt double for Robert Patterson in twilight.

What a terrible high school I went to.
So the guy who prevents Edward Sparkles from getting hurt went to your high school?
Yeah, you lose a point or two.

mihir_shah
04/17/10, 10:07 AM
you know this album sucks, when the topic changes to sitcoms rather than the album

provethatIexist
04/17/10, 10:53 AM
:lolatpost: truth

runningohfive
04/17/10, 12:24 PM
Lawyered!

Word of the Week. lol

aradiantsunrise
04/17/10, 12:26 PM
I love how no one rated it yet.

fueledbyvictory
04/17/10, 03:29 PM
And this is relevant, how?
haha I know right