Don't see snakes on a plane with ANYONE in the airline industry

[jeremyfromva]

Here's Why:

I went with a female friend of mine who is a flight attendant....and she was saying shit like:



Oh give me a break, cockpit doors are like safe doors, you can't pry it open with a Knife (Post 9-11)

Oh lord...they don't have microwave ovens on airplanes.

Jesus Christ...There are a minimum of 12 flight attendants on a 747 plane

That stairwell on the plane leading to first class looked like the staircase at the marriott.

OMG...that girl is way out of uniform standards

Oh god...please don't let them go down the slide at the end. All *beep* hollywood movies do this sh*t and in actuality they would bring a stairwell. The only time they will release the slides on the plane would be if they are over water or if the plane was on fire.

[TJ Wells]

Here's Why:

I went with a female friend of mine who is a flight attendant....and she was saying shit like:



Oh give me a break, cockpit doors are like safe doors, you can't pry it open with a Knife (Post 9-11)

Oh lord...they don't have microwave ovens on airplanes.

Jesus Christ...There are a minimum of 12 flight attendants on a 747 plane

That stairwell on the plane leading to first class looked like the staircase at the marriott.

OMG...that girl is way out of uniform standards

Oh god...please don't let them go down the slide at the end. All *beep* hollywood movies do this sh*t and in actuality they would bring a stairwell. The only time they will release the slides on the plane would be if they are over water or if the plane was on fire.
Wow...that must've sucked.

[dashboard1190]

Ovary punch!

[jeremyfromva]

Yeah, I pretty much ignored it as much as I could....but if I hadn't known all those things, the movie would have been even more enjoyable then it already was.

[matt_rawlings]

How could you be friends with someone who is that much of an evil whore?

[seconds]

Good thing I don't have friends that work with airplanes.

[unwritten]

lol. women.

[fedhed7]

Lol.

[alcoholandirony]

haha, I was sort of thinking about opening a door with a knife. like...any door.

and I love how they skip the trial that the entire premise of the movie was based upon.

and how i think there were two or three people who were bitten who were still living at the end, yet they needed tons of antidotes.

[matt_rawlings]

haha, I was sort of thinking about opening a door with a knife. like...any door.

and I love how they skip the trial that the entire premise of the movie was based upon.

and how i think there were two or three people who were bitten who were still living at the end, yet they needed tons of antidotes.


There is no need to look into a film like Snakes On A Plane. Just take it for what it is, fucking brilliance

[enj0i29]

There is no need to look into a film like Snakes On A Plane. Just take it for what it is, fucking brilliance

exactly.

[rhythmgtr5]

haha, I was sort of thinking about opening a door with a knife. like...any door.



What I didnt get, is why he had to jimmy the door open when he had used the passcode to get in shortly before he busted the knife out.

The film was pure brilliance though - no matter how you look at it.

[Drew Beringer]

Hopefully, there'll be snakes on her next flight.

[vandalsandquinn]

hahaha that sucks

[Brownpants06]

after about the second comment i would have just said shut the fuck up nobody gives a fuck you're a flight attendant.

[wyverna]

I thought this said "Don't see snakes on a plane" at first. But it didn't.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Wow.

But did she like it?

[concernedparent]

Good thing I don't have friends.

[concernedparent]

Good thing I don't have friends.
hahahaha, what a thread killer.

[jeremyfromva]

Wow.

But did she like it?

Yes but she was just like pointing out all the fallacies and I said...Sharon shut the fuck up, its hollywood and its fucking Snakes on a Mother Fucking plane so shut the fuck up