When Did You Lose Your Virginity?

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

Sorry if its a bit personal, but just wondering.

I lost it two days ago

[PaulsRightNut]

When I was 11



haha


no really I'm kidding

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I've got a friend that lost his at 12, hah, no lie..

[RememberFminus2]

uh, i have to wait til im married

[PaulsRightNut]

uh, i have to wait til im married

ditto

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

haha im 14

[PaulsRightNut]

haha im 14

DAAAAAmmmmmmnnn , uhhh congradulations? - how old was the girl haha..or guy i guess either way

[Zeran]

that's not cool man.

[ForeverInADay]

Sorry if its a bit personal, but just wondering.

I lost it two days ago

haha loser, two days ago.


I still have it :(

[PaulsRightNut]

haha anyone ever see those pre-teen girls and guys who go on jerry springer and such who are pretty much the town bicycles..haha that genuine entertainment

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

lol the girl was 15

[PaulsRightNut]

damn. I hope you used a rubber

[ForeverInADay]

damn. I hope you used a rubber
nah uh, it was his first time = FREE PASS!

[PaulsRightNut]

nah uh, it was his first time = FREE PASS!

lol

[matt_rawlings]

19 and I still have it.

Not through religion or morality or anything, I just don't fuck sluts

[TheTrooth]

and then if she gets pregant he could be like 'no bitch, look *takes out pass* it was my first time. so i cant be the daddy'

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

ha i didnt use a condom

[PaulsRightNut]

You should have watched Too Young to be a Father on lifetime... I think you would have waited

[PaulsRightNut]

ha i didnt use a condom

:O

[allelish]

this isn't for real. No kid, even a 14 year old is that retarded.

[matt_rawlings]

My friend Simon lost his when he was 11, and he did it for the first time on a livng room floor

[PaulsRightNut]

ahahahahahaha

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

holy hell are you for reall?

[buysoap]

no matter what they tell you dude, it's not a race.

that being said, i lost mine before i was even fucking born.

[allelish]

no matter what they tell you dude, it's not a race.

that being said, i lost mine before i was even fucking born.
OMG u l00ser. mY faTher w@sn't ev3n bouRne wHen i l0St mIn£!!!!!!!111111 LOLZ

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

you are very wise

[bigmike]

I lost it when i was 3.

Then I made that bitch get me a cigarette and a ham sandwich.

[dashboard1190]

Still a virgin, at 15.

[Crocodile Logic]

why do the virginity threads always attract the morons?

[xTJx]

Don't you know I fuck for money? I'm a big dicked mother fucking porno star

[ForeverInADay]

OMG u l00ser. mY faTher w@sn't ev3n bouRne wHen i l0St mIn£!!!!!!!111111 LOLZ
why'd this make me laugh?

[vandalsandquinn]

why'd this make me laugh?

because it was funny

[sleepyd]

aw i lost mine when i was 17/18. it was the night of my 18th birthday party. i was so drunk but the boy was really hot

[TheTrooth]

i have yet to part with mine

[skankinbri]

Mine is still with me, and I'm not ashamed by the fact that it is.

[dukeboy1986]

Mine is still with me, and I'm not ashamed by the fact that it is.


Same here.

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

Same here.


thats pretty cool, guys

[PaulsRightNut]

I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with wanting to lose it...just have fun/live life and if it happenes it happens.

[Rebs]

I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with wanting to lose it...just have fun/live life and if it happenes it happens.

This is coming from the BJ girl.

[melvicious]

This is coming from the BJ girl.


:lol:

[aolsux]

when i was 16, last summer

[James Johnson]

17.

[PaulsRightNut]

This is coming from the BJ girl.

yeah well i didnt give it to him anyways

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

16. 2 years ago in september.

[dubey]

OMG u l00ser. mY faTher w@sn't ev3n bouRne wHen i l0St mIn£!!!!!!!111111 LOLZ
HAHAHAHA

Thread over.

[Bishop]

I was seventeen when I lost my virginity.

[lightcollapse]

still have it at 14

[concernedparent]

Still have it at 15.

[blob]

i lost mine at 14.
it's one of my biggest regrets, i wish i waited.

[James Johnson]

i lost mine at 14.
it's one of my biggest regrets, i wish i waited.

You said it was special! :( *tear*

[bigmike]

i lost mine at 14.
it's one of my biggest regrets, i wish i waited.
Oh really? Until when, your 15th b-day party and chuckie cheese?

Christ, fucking at 14? What the fuck.

[James Johnson]

I was seventeen when I lost my virginity.

Your av makes me strangely attracted to you. I know your a guy but she is so hot in that pic.

[blob]

You said it was special! :( *tear*

haha

[blob]

Oh really? Until when, your 15th b-day party and chuckie cheese?

Christ, fucking at 14? What the fuck.

im no where near save_me's track record.
but i still feel shitty about it.

[bigmike]

im no where near save_me's track record.
but i still feel shitty about it.
well at least you feel bad about it, but still.

14. jesus. anything under 16 is astonishing to me.

[rcrook]

well at least you feel bad about it, but still.

14. jesus. anything under 16 is astonishing to me.

at 14 i was just letting go of my pokemon cards

[blob]

well at least you feel bad about it, but still.

14. jesus. anything under 16 is astonishing to me.

yeah, i always tell friends to wait to lose it.
it makes me sick how kids my age are in such a rush to have sex.
i wouldn't say i was in a rush. it just sort of happened, and was unplanned, which just adds to the list of reasons why it sucked.

[bigmike]

at 14 i was just letting go of my pokemon cards
exactly. I think i had just gotten a guitar and was more worried about fondling that than some pre-pubescent girl.

[rcrook]

exactly. I think i had just gotten a guitar and was more worried about fondling that than some pre-pubescent girl.

yeah i was too busy worrying about winning the super bowl on madden 2002

[theESCO]

14.
It was pretty much perfect, no regrets.

[Stupendous_Man]

I've still got my virginity here at 17.

[wyverna]

Still got it at 15

[Brianfarg]

Still have it at 18.

[she cant swim!]

when i was 12, she was a model

[Neo Cassady]

I would have already, but if i put my thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.

i lost mine at 18

[Coronary Parasite]

easter 05, i was 20.

[Alex Djaferis]

lost it at 16.

[Mercy Medical]

22 and I'm still holding onto it for dear life...

[theGrue]

easter 05, i was 20.You sure have a silly userpic. You >3 Jared Kaufman? What the heck does that mean?

[TheTrooth]

You sure have a silly userpic. You >3 Jared Kaufman? What the heck does that mean?

less than three. <3. its a heart. you put more than three.

[TheTrooth]

oh wait she put greater than three. my bad. she screwed up

[rcrook]

I would have already, but if i put my thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.

i lost mine at 18

you mean her pussy troll

[ForeverInADay]

HAHAHAHA

Thread over.

hahaha only canadians from Toronto thought that was funny. how sad hahahaha

[AllMyLife]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P

[alcoholandirony]

this should have been made a poll.

I'm 16, 17 in december, and still have it.

[open mind]

i was 13.

[lightcollapse]

well at least you feel bad about it, but still.

14. jesus. anything under 16 is astonishing to me.

do you live in a bubble?

[lightcollapse]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P

okay you're just a whore.

[shes.a.ghost]

I was 17. Anything before 16 is just ridiculous... I didnt even think about trying to have sex with girls until I was 16... I was just all about getting BJs.

[Shatter590]

i still havent, and by god ive stopped trying. im just gonna change my name to Andy and live with it.

[bigmike]

do you live in a bubble?
No, kids weren't fucking like rabbits when i was 14 or 15. And it wasn't that long ago.

The only thing we were worried about at that age was trying pot and blowing shit up.

[TheTrooth]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P

lets play spot the skank. oh! i win!

[James Johnson]

haha

NOW IT WAS A LAUGHING MATTER???

[riseagainst89]

i lost it when i was late 15 turing 16 but ive fucked 7 girls since than.

[apoemtothedead]

i lost it when i was late 15 turing 16 but ive fucked 7 girls since than.
congrats.

[sweet tragedy]

i lost it when i was late 15 turing 16 but ive fucked 7 girls since than.

Dude, same here.

[apoemtothedead]

Dude, same here.
pics?

[JIMMYateEARTH]

I have lost mine.
I was (I have to think about it)... 19

and we are still together, and plan to be for awhile. Yeah LET's HEAR IT FOR LOVE.

[bass ampss]

Haven't lost mine yet.

[OMGzzBreakdownz]

poll is up

[blob]

NOW IT WAS A LAUGHING MATTER???

dont' be hurt.
it was still special.
lol.

[Bishop]

Your av makes me strangely attracted to you. I know your a guy but she is so hot in that pic.

Yes, I've always had a thing for Jenny Lewis. But it's okay, I've gotten kind of used to being hit on by guys.

[boysdontcry17]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P

gross
thats such a whore thing to do
did you know you can get cancer having sex at young age

[Rock]

I still have it :(
me too. sometimes i feel :( about that fact, but other times i feel :) because i didn't have sex just to have sex, especially with someone i don't give a shit about. then other times, i just feel :unsure: about it. btdub, having sex at any age before 16 isn't funny. it's just not right, honestly. why 16? it's just a number i came up with on my own.

[ForeverInADay]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P
That's fucking gross, if anyone on this websites a whore, it's you.
No, kids weren't fucking like rabbits when i was 14 or 15. And it wasn't that long ago.

The only thing we were worried about at that age was trying pot and blowing shit up.
exactly, minus the getting pot.
When I was 13/14 I would be playing street hockey or riding my bike to a friends house to play video games, and trying to sneak into AA movies like Scary Movie and shit.

[ForeverInADay]

I have lost mine.
I was (I have to think about it)... 19

and we are still together, and plan to be for awhile. Yeah LET's HEAR IT FOR LOVE.
Congrats dude.

[ForeverInADay]

me too. sometimes i feel :( about that fact, but other times i feel :) because i didn't have sex just to have sex, especially with someone i don't give a shit about. then other times, i just feel :unsure: about it. btdub, having sex at any age before 16 isn't funny. it's just not right, honestly. why 16? it's just a number i came up with on my own.

hahaha word.

[Skacialist]

Still working on it

[Coronary Parasite]

just to jump back in...

i mentioned already i was 20 at the time....i wish i waited longer...i was engaged and we were together for 6 months but i dunno...i forced the situation that night. yes I forced it...right person, wrong time...and jesus at the 13 i was in no effing way ready for sex....

[Dan CiTi]

No, kids weren't fucking like rabbits when i was 14 or 15. And it wasn't that long ago.

The only thing we were worried about at that age was trying pot and blowing shit up. Gotta blame that 90s to 00s transtion of youth culture and apparantly sex too.

[open mind]

it's kinda funny that that chick who had sex at 13 gets massive shit and i who did the same get none.

[ajbrulez]

20th July 2006.
Im 13 :P
lmao trust you to find this thread:P
i done it with you so its the same date XD
and you were very good mite i add :P

[TheTrooth]

it's kinda funny that that chick who had sex at 13 gets massive shit and i who did the same get none.


i dont think its as bad when a dude says it

[KB3RG]

Morals + religious = me waiting until marriage

[PunkENG]

18, in the front seat of my Ford Ranger.

[ForeverInADay]

i dont think its as bad when a dude says it
I do, it's still 13 and it's still gross as shit. I just missed his post before.

[boldt_action]

Morals + religious = me waiting until marriage
im with you here.

[aolsux]

18, in the front seat of my Ford Ranger.
haha, that's awesome, never done front seat, back is where it's at

[YoungNastyMan]

4 weeks ago on a monday morning

[theESCO]

Its pretty crazy how many "still havent"s there are.

[Rebs]

I am still a virgin, but for no special reason.

[lightcollapse]

i dont think its as bad when a dude says it

dudes lose it to girls of the same age. it's the same thing.

[strawberry12]

uh, i have to wait til im married

same.

[Dani182]

I lost mine when i was 15, may 2006.
so like not that long ago.

[Freud]

last night. my daddy loves me.

[Juliana101]

17, in my girlfriends bed.

[TheTrooth]

last night. my daddy loves me.


i lol'd at that

[GhostsDaddy]

Not 'til I'm married.

[SingleDoubt]

i lost mine a few years ago at a boardwalk near my house

[TheTrooth]

i dont see why everyones so obsessed about losing it. you only lose it once. make it count

[blob]

i dont see why everyones so obsessed about losing it. you only lose it once. make it count

curiosity.

[Zeran]

i dont see why everyones so obsessed about losing it. you only lose it once. make it count

i agree. it should be special, not some thing that has to get done to get cred or whatever.

[YoungNastyMan]

I never figured out how to make it "special"

[bass ampss]

I never figured out how to make it "special"

Lmfao.

[Troggy]

I still have it.

[concretedetail]

i dont see why everyones so obsessed about losing it. you only lose it once. make it count

your only 14 thats why you dont care. and you shouldnt.

[Ilovepoprock]

haha im 14

then you've made a horrible decision...

[xvszero]

this isn't for real. No kid, even a 14 year old is that retarded.

Actually most ARE.

It seems like very few sexually active teenagers actually use a condom every time.

They think they're invincible or something. And then we get a bunch of teen abortions and teen mommies.

Go teens!

[xvszero]

Its pretty crazy how many "still havent"s there are.

Pretty crazy on a site filled with teenagers?

My god, society fucking sucks a nut nowadays. I wish I was born in the 50's.

Hmm, except then I'd probably have ended up in Vietnam...

[Slaytus]

16 and it sucked ass. but it was both our first times. My current gf and i acutally try to limit the sex in our relationship which im not to bummed about. i'm also still 16.

[Broken Parachute]

blob (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=75407), Broken Parachute (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=51627), btbam > you (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=35124), open mind (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=7782), Plodbax (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=67417), SingleDoubt (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=9614), theESCO (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=22950), Timberwolf (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=17125), uh oh smmoreo (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=36962)

You're all liars

[Ella]

Why would you's want to share this with every fucker and there mother?

Just, why?

[12:46AM]

16 and it sucked ass. but it was both our first times. My current gf and i acutally try to limit the sex in our relationship which im not to bummed about. i'm also still 16.why do you try to limit it?

[Slaytus]

why do you try to limit it?


im not 100% sure of my gfs reasons but my reasons for agreeing is i simply would rather walk around holdin hands,lay on a couch watching movies, or just hangout then have sex. We do like everything else tho. just sex we limit. and yes we cheat a few times but i think it was a good idea on her part i enjoy being with her not in her. and shes far from ugly.

[youcomebeforeyo]

17, in my girlfriends bed.

Exactly the same.

We're still together too (a year and a few months later)

[DeadCityScars]

I'll probably never have sex, then kill myself before long for feeling like a loser.

[Zeran]

I'll probably never have sex, then kill myself before long for feeling like a loser.

oh that won't happen

[sweetforever]

lost it at 18 to the love of my life, shes now my ex. I don't regret it at all, because the girl was my everything..... maybe she still is....:unsure:

[holdontightly]

18. it kinda sucked but i guess it was "special" or whatecer u wanna call it cause it wasnt some random slut.

[ForeverInADay]

lost it at 18 to the love of my life, shes now my ex. I don't regret it at all, because the girl was my everything..... maybe she still is....:unsure:
No one date this dude, he seems like a stalker.

[Zeran]

No one date this dude, he seems like a stalker.

in what way?

[Greg]

20 and a virgin

i decided early in high school for moral reasons that i would not have sex. then junior year i added religous reasons to it.

probably the best decisions i have ever made.

if i had had sex with any girl in high school... it would be pointless now. cause i only talk to like 5 girls that i knew from high school. and it wouldnt have been those girls i would have had sex with. cause i still love and respect those 5 or so girls. the ones i would have had sex with were just ones that i went to parties with early in high school.

a lot of my friends have sex very often. all of them have drama because of it. i laugh about it all the time. kind of mean... but it's their own fault.

[ForeverInADay]

in what way?
"The girl was my everything, maybe she still is....."

I know it doesn't seem like much, but that made me picture him looking through her window at night and creeping into her closet and watching her sleep hahahahaha

[HereUntilDeath]

I'm for waiting until marriage.

[HereUntilDeath]

whores

[OnaedInSpace]

Being the most feminine guy out of all my friends and the one still expected to turn out gay. I was 14 when i bagged my first lady. Horrible experience. And no i was not raped.

In other news, my balls have now dried up and i frequently see jesus shaped skin patterns.

[thespearkid]

You're all going to hell, sinners.

[mattmatumbo]

lost it at 17, and now realize i should have waited.

[SLoT]

I'm for waiting until marriage.
You must be ugly.


15. Real.

[kwsqd]

Women don't like me! :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

18. Beginning of the summer right after my freshman year of college.

I had a fat lip that day because I got hit in the face with a baseball bat.

[chronomic]

the age range on the poll is kinda stupid. haha.

[chronomic]

18. Beginning of the summer right after my freshman year of college.

I had a fat lip that day because I got hit in the face with a baseball bat.

yeah sorry about that...my bad.

[amysaurus]

Haha I'm glad this poll is closed so I didn't have to vote.

[TK]

You must be ugly.


15. Real.


hahahahahahahhahaha

[eHaMpToN]

i was going to wait to marriage until i fucked my girlfriend on new years eve. now im waiting

[eHaMpToN]

Women don't like me! :shrug:

but we love you.

[PixxiexD]

I was 17 and stoned out of my mind. I don't regret it tho and I'm still with him. =]

[chronomic]

I was 17 and stoned out of my mind. I don't regret it tho and I'm still with him. =]

yeah not for long though...soowwwiieeee :shrug:

[PixxiexD]

yeah not for long though...soowwwiieeee :shrug:

Its been about a year and 5 months already and everything is going very well. =]

[kwsqd]

but we love you.
thanks?

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah sorry about that...my bad.
Just to clarify, I didn't get hit in the face with a baseball bat when I lost my virginity. That was at work.

[4N6 science]

i lost my virginity at 17.. I was cool for a while among my friends.

[leezer]

If I was a girl I'd break my own hymen just so I didnt bleed over the first person I boinked. Think about it laydeez

[4N6 science]

brilliant ^

[HelpMeSleep]

If I was a girl I'd break my own hymen just so I didnt bleed over the first person I boinked. Think about it laydeez

brilliant ^
It's not really the same...

[4N6 science]

It's not really the same...

breaking it by yourself, as opposed to some guys (uncircumcised) penis?

[DCfreak]

16, parents couch with gf of 6 months. No regret, as it continued a 3 year relationship.

[HelpMeSleep]

breaking it by yourself, as opposed to some guys (uncircumcised) penis?
Yeah. I mean, I dunno.. it's weird to explain. Getting fingered didn't break it or make me bleed. And other things made me bleed, but I still bled the first time I had sex and a tiny bit the second time too.

[SandManTEND13]

17 (so this year), June(was the exact month for the first time), my gf's bed, we did it like 3 times over our relationship

[4N6 science]

Yeah. I mean, I dunno.. it's weird to explain. Getting fingered didn't break it or make me bleed. And other things made me bleed, but I still bled the first time I had sex and a tiny bit the second time too.

yeah i remember the first time my and my g/f of the time had sex..

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah i remember the first time my and my g/f of the time had sex..
Did she bleed?

I felt really bad lol. And it just made it a little awkward.

[4N6 science]

Did she bleed?

I felt really bad lol. And it just made it a little awkward.

yeah of course cause my penis is just enormous.

you shouldn't have felt awkward everyone knows it happens.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah of course cause my penis is just enormous.

you shouldn't have felt awkward everyone knows it happens.
Haha. Well that's good to know.

Yeah, I know.. but it's still awkward lol. You never really want to bleed on some guy or his bed or anything.

[4N6 science]

Haha. Well that's good to know.

Yeah, I know.. but it's still awkward lol. You never really want to bleed on some guy or his bed or anything.

yeah.. i have a gross story that really doesn't belong in the open about blood.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah.. i have a gross story that really doesn't belong in the open about blood.
Lol. PM? I'm going to go watch a movie with my mom and shall be back later. :-)

[4N6 science]

Lol. PM? I'm going to go watch a movie with my mom and shall be back later. :-)

haha ok.. its gross but the PM will be waiting.

[Neo Cassady]

Being the most feminine guy out of all my friends and the one still expected to turn out gay. I was 14 when i bagged my first lady. Horrible experience. And no i was not raped.

In other news, my balls have now dried up and i frequently see jesus shaped skin patterns.

your avatar is a good representation of my response when I read this.

[leezer]

haha ok.. its gross but the PM will be waiting.

Whispering is rude, I want to hear

[Billy Da Mute]

when I was 15, to my first real "girlfriend" and I took hers as well. Don't regret it one bit.

[IAmAmazing]

:shrug:

[anamericangod]

I was 9. It was the best day at Boy Scout camp ever. His hands...so soft. His beard...so rough.

[marchofmarty]

16

[wtfmates]

Lost it at 16.

[swt_catastrophe]

I was 9. It was the best day at Boy Scout camp ever. His hands...so soft. His beard...so rough.
hilarious.

[4N6 science]

Whispering is rude, I want to hear

no you don't it's really gross.

[Giant Broccoli]

I was 9. It was the best day at Boy Scout camp ever. His hands...so soft. His beard...so rough.

hahahaha
http://i35.tinypic.com/vq09ad.jpg

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Oh Jesus.

[IAmAmazing]

I was 9. It was the best day at Boy Scout camp ever. His hands...so soft. His beard...so rough.
This was not so funny, seeing as I used to work at a Boy Scout camp and take this as an insult because that organization just always seems to get so much criticism.

[thesafeword]

I think any orginazition that sexually exploits underage children on numerous occasions deserves criticism.

[Billy Da Mute]

I think any orginazition that sexually exploits underage children on numerous occasions deserves criticism.


lolol

:nod:

[HelpMeSleep]

This was not so funny, seeing as I used to work at a Boy Scout camp and take this as an insult because that organization just always seems to get so much criticism.
Lol.

[anamericangod]

I don't know why everyone is getting upset, I was just talking about losing my virginity. :-(

[coltenTALK]

I was 9. It was the best day at Boy Scout camp ever. His hands...so soft. His beard...so rough.

Lol

[CstSnow]

When I got married, no fucking lie.

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't know why everyone is getting upset, I was just talking about losing my virginity. :-(
Haha. I thought it was funny.

[DaveZeroZero]

haven't.

*cries*

[AShannon04]

20

[DaveZeroZero]

well, you still beat Ken to it.

[leezer]

no you don't it's really gross.

I do.

[HelpMeSleep]

haven't.

*cries*
:bluesad:

You're still young... you've got time. You're younger than I was.

I do.
:whisper:

[DaveZeroZero]

some summer lovin' plz.

[4N6 science]

I do.

:bluesad:

You're still young... you've got time. You're younger than I was.


:whisper:

Mandi you can tell him I don't care..

some summer lovin' plz.

Dave! back yet?

[HelpMeSleep]

Mandi you can tell him I don't care..
Oh no, I just couldn't resist teasing since he said whispering was rude lol.

[4N6 science]

Oh no, I just couldn't resist teasing since he said whispering was rude lol.

ahh gotcha.. we should tell some more secrets.

how was rounds 2,3,4 and 5 at the motel last night?

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave! back yet?
you bet your sweet ass I am.

[HelpMeSleep]

ahh gotcha.. we should tell some more secrets.

how was rounds 2,3,4 and 5 at the motel last night?
Haha okay. :whisper:

It was more like a pretty good makeout session, followed by one very long round 2, followed by lying there talking for a little... and then his mother (the ultimate cockblock) called before round 3 so we left around 11:30. Best sex I've ever had though.

[4N6 science]

Haha okay. :whisper:

It was more like a pretty good makeout session, followed by one very long round 2, followed by lying there talking for a little... and then his mother (the ultimate cockblock) called before round 3 so we left around 11:30. Best sex I've ever had though.

awesome.. I still want to do that motel thing even though I can have sex whenever. I guess you can call my apartment a motel..

[Billy Da Mute]

awesome.. I still want to do that motel thing even though I can have sex whenever. I guess you can call my apartment a motel..

motel sex is where it's at. I live in a parent free apartment most of the year too, but there's something about a motel..makes it better. it's sleazy, you can do whatever you want, there're people, possibly families next to you..i dunno. def get at it at some point

[DaveZeroZero]

It's a shame that there aren't more motels/girls willing to have sex with me in this country/the world.

[4N6 science]

motel sex is where it's at. I live in a parent free apartment most of the year too, but there's something about a motel..makes it better. it's sleazy, you can do whatever you want, there're people, possibly families next to you..i dunno. def get at it at some point

yeah I agree with all your points.,..I will try and do it this year.

It's a shame that there aren't more motels/girls willing to have sex with me in this country/the world.

oh dave..

[Billy Da Mute]

It's a shame that there aren't more motels/girls willing to have sex with me in this country/the world.

they're called hookers man, they actually prefer hotels, so it's sorta like a win win on your part. sex, AND sex in a hotel. they're willing to have sex with anyone. just remain proud when you nail em. they lost their dignity long ago, but you must keep yours. they're relatively cheap too.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh dave..
it's sad, isn't it?

[DaveZeroZero]

they're called hookers man, they actually prefer hotels, so it's sorta like a win win on your part. sex, AND sex in a hotel. they're willing to have sex with anyone. just remain proud when you nail em. they lost their dignity long ago, but you must keep yours. they're relatively cheap too.
And then I can kill her and change my username to Dave the Ripper.

It will be the best day EVER.

[Billy Da Mute]

And then I can kill her and change my username to Dave the Ripper.

It will be the best day EVER.

lmao make sure to dispose of the body correctly, even though they're hookers, technically they ARE people too...as much as we like to use them as the rag doll, souless, empty sex toys that they truely are

[DaveZeroZero]

lmao make sure to dispose of the body correctly, even though they're hookers, technically they ARE people too...as much as we like to use them as the rag doll, souless, empty sex toys that they truely are
naww, I'll just blame it on the guy who went around killing hookers over here a couple of years back.

[argg_xo]

my friend named raul lost his virginity to a hooker in mexico. i try and re-tell the story even though we were not in the same country at the time.

[DaveZeroZero]

try to tell it again!

[lovely864md]

16.

Coincidentally the amount of times that I have had sex.

[HelpMeSleep]

awesome.. I still want to do that motel thing even though I can have sex whenever. I guess you can call my apartment a motel..
Do it. It was pretty funny. We were laying there after and he's just like "I can't believe this room cost $70" and I was just like "I know, it's a complete shithole" and we started laughing. And I left the room key in there so I tried to go to the office to get a new one and it was locked so I spent like 5 minutes knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell and then the lady walks up from the outside and is like "Oh, hold on" and then she goes in there. And then when I told her I wanted a new room key, she just asked what room number and handed it to me. Didn't ask for my name or ID or anything. It was probably the sketchiest motel in Pleasanton haha.

That reminds me... my friend and I need to fill out our apartment applications today!

motel sex is where it's at. I live in a parent free apartment most of the year too, but there's something about a motel..makes it better. it's sleazy, you can do whatever you want, there're people, possibly families next to you..i dunno. def get at it at some point
The way you said this just made me laugh pretty hard. It's all pretty much true though. He went out to his car to get something and I was sitting on the bed not wearing anything and the second he opens the door this little kid walks by. I was just like Jesus Christ lol.

naww, I'll just blame it on the guy who went around killing hookers over here a couple of years back.
True story?

my friend named raul lost his virginity to a hooker in mexico. i try and re-tell the story even though we were not in the same country at the time.
Are Mexico hookers cheaper?

[Billy Da Mute]

my friend named raul lost his virginity to a hooker in mexico. i try and re-tell the story even though we were not in the same country at the time.

i would go buck wild in mexico. props to him

[DaveZeroZero]

16.

Coincidentally the amount of times that I have had sex.
but who's counting, right?

True story?


Are Mexico hookers cheaper?
yes, true story

and mexican workers are always cheaper.

[argg_xo]

hahaha. okay! raul went to mexico to visit his family one summer and while he was down there his cousins found out he was still a virgin. i guess none of the local girls wanted to hookup with him so the cousins got him a hooker. so while the hooker was taking his virginity, raul didn't want to touch her so he put pillowcases over his hands. he said it was because his hands were cold but he then admitted it was because he didn't want to touch her. i think there might be some more to it but i need my friend caitlin to fill me in on it.

[lovely864md]

but who's counting, right?


yes, true story

and mexican workers are always cheaper.

It's a running joke between my best friend and I, we do a toe and hand high five of the amount of times every time I see her.

hahaha. okay! raul went to mexico to visit his family one summer and while he was down there his cousins found out he was still a virgin. i guess none of the local girls wanted to hookup with him so the cousins got him a hooker. so while the hooker was taking his virginity, raul didn't want to touch her so he put pillowcases over his hands. he said it was because his hands were cold but he then admitted it was because he didn't want to touch her. i think there might be some more to it but i need my friend caitlin to fill me in on it.

I loled.

[Billy Da Mute]

Do it. It was pretty funny. We were laying there after and he's just like "I can't believe this room cost $70" and I was just like "I know, it's a complete shithole" and we started laughing. And I left the room key in there so I tried to go to the office to get a new one and it was locked so I spent like 5 minutes knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell and then the lady walks up from the outside and is like "Oh, hold on" and then she goes in there. And then when I told her I wanted a new room key, she just asked what room number and handed it to me. Didn't ask for my name or ID or anything. It was probably the sketchiest motel in Pleasanton haha.

That reminds me... my friend and I need to fill out our apartment applications today!


The way you said this just made me laugh pretty hard. It's all pretty much true though. He went out to his car to get something and I was sitting on the bed not wearing anything and the second he opens the door this little kid walks by. I was just like Jesus Christ lol.


True story?


Are Mexico hookers cheaper?



lolol I went to Florida with my ex and her parents..we stayed at the place right across from seaworld, nice ass place. anyway they went out, so we got down to it, and right next to us there was a family, and I didn't get the memo about paper thin walls, and when I have sex I get rompy, I like to yell outrageous things, etc. Anyway we went out to the pool later on and they were leaving the same time we were, and we walked out and they just started staring at us and I busted up dying, it was hysterical. Then just walked by. The husband was just jelous he wasn't getting any

[DaveZeroZero]

hahaha. okay! raul went to mexico to visit his family one summer and while he was down there his cousins found out he was still a virgin. i guess none of the local girls wanted to hookup with him so the cousins got him a hooker. so while the hooker was taking his virginity, raul didn't want to touch her so he put pillowcases over his hands. he said it was because his hands were cold but he then admitted it was because he didn't want to touch her. i think there might be some more to it but i need my friend caitlin to fill me in on it.
ololololololololol

he filled HER in!

[Billy Da Mute]

naww, I'll just blame it on the guy who went around killing hookers over here a couple of years back.

by couple do you happen to mean hundred? lol or are you brits just that buckwild about killing hookers

[argg_xo]

ololololololololol

he filled HER in!

haha. caitlin was not the mexican hooker, she just knows more of the story.

[HelpMeSleep]

but who's counting, right?


yes, true story

and mexican workers are always cheaper.
I think I'm gonna keep count.

Did he have a name? Like Jack the Ripper or The Zodiac?

That's what I thought. I just wanted to make sure.

[DaveZeroZero]

lolol I went to Florida with my ex and her parents..we stayed at the place right across from seaworld, nice ass place. anyway they went out, so we got down to it, and right next to us there was a family, and I didn't get the memo about paper thin walls, and when I have sex I get rompy, I like to yell outrageous things, etc. Anyway we went out to the pool later on and they were leaving the same time we were, and we walked out and they just started staring at us and I busted up dying, it was hysterical. Then just walked by. The husband was just jealous he wasn't getting any
it's funny because it's true.

[argg_xo]

Do it. It was pretty funny. We were laying there after and he's just like &quot;I can't believe this room cost $70&quot; and I was just like &quot;I know, it's a complete shithole&quot; and we started laughing. And I left the room key in there so I tried to go to the office to get a new one and it was locked so I spent like 5 minutes knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell and then the lady walks up from the outside and is like &quot;Oh, hold on&quot; and then she goes in there. And then when I told her I wanted a new room key, she just asked what room number and handed it to me. Didn't ask for my name or ID or anything. It was probably the sketchiest motel in Pleasanton haha.

That reminds me... my friend and I need to fill out our apartment applications today!


The way you said this just made me laugh pretty hard. It's all pretty much true though. He went out to his car to get something and I was sitting on the bed not wearing anything and the second he opens the door this little kid walks by. I was just like Jesus Christ lol.


True story?


Are Mexico hookers cheaper?

i have no clue if they are cheaper.

[DaveZeroZero]

by couple do you happen to mean hundred? lol or are you brits just that buckwild about killing hookers
like 4 I think.

haha. caitlin was not the mexican hooker, she just knows more of the story.
How do you think she knows so much of the story? ;-)

I think I'm gonna keep count.

Did he have a name? Like Jack the Ripper or The Zodiac?

That's what I thought. I just wanted to make sure.
I can't remember if he had a name =/

[argg_xo]

like 4 I think.


How do you think she knows so much of the story? ;-)


I can't remember if he had a name =/

i don't think so, he just has a tendency of calling us right after something like that happens. he called us one night and told us how the girl he was trying to have sex with his car got stuck between the dashboard and gear shifter thingy. he likes the larger ladies.

[DaveZeroZero]

i don't think so, he just has a tendency of calling us right after something like that happens. he called us one night and told us how the girl he was trying to have sex with his car got stuck between the dashboard and gear shifter thingy. he likes the larger ladies.
they're fun, if only for their outsized bewbz.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. okay! raul went to mexico to visit his family one summer and while he was down there his cousins found out he was still a virgin. i guess none of the local girls wanted to hookup with him so the cousins got him a hooker. so while the hooker was taking his virginity, raul didn't want to touch her so he put pillowcases over his hands. he said it was because his hands were cold but he then admitted it was because he didn't want to touch her. i think there might be some more to it but i need my friend caitlin to fill me in on it.
Lol so funny. I don't get why he didn't want to touch her. Was she nasty? Or did he not even want to do it?

lolol I went to Florida with my ex and her parents..we stayed at the place right across from seaworld, nice ass place. anyway they went out, so we got down to it, and right next to us there was a family, and I didn't get the memo about paper thin walls, and when I have sex I get rompy, I like to yell outrageous things, etc. Anyway we went out to the pool later on and they were leaving the same time we were, and we walked out and they just started staring at us and I busted up dying, it was hysterical. Then just walked by. The husband was just jelous he wasn't getting any
Hahaha. That's great. I love those sort of situations. And you know that's completely fucking true about the husband haha.

i have no clue if they are cheaper.
They probably are... like Dave said it's all cheaper in Mexico.

I can't remember if he had a name =/
Darn.

[Billy Da Mute]

Lol so funny. I don't get why he didn't want to touch her. Was she nasty? Or did he not even want to do it?


Hahaha. That's great. I love those sort of situations. And you know that's completely fucking true about the husband haha.


They probably are... like Dave said it's all cheaper in Mexico.


Darn.

yea its def true. he didn't have to be a sally sadpants and rain on my parade. FL was amazing though, especially with a girlfriend. I got like half an HJ in the line for space mountain, but we got too close to the boarding part so she had to calm it. still reigns as my alltime favorite sex act throughout highschool, although I did nail my homecoming date on my psychology teacher's living room floor. BOOSH

[HelpMeSleep]

yea its def true. he didn't have to be a sally sadpants and rain on my parade. FL was amazing though, especially with a girlfriend. I got like half an HJ in the line for space mountain, but we got too close to the boarding part so she had to calm it. still reigns as my alltime favorite sex act throughout highschool, although I did nail my homecoming date on my psychology teacher's living room floor. BOOSH
Haha. That's awesome. I would feel guilty with all the kids around. I'm assuming her parents weren't with you then.

How did you manage the psych teacher's living room thing? Please share lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

yea its def true. he didn't have to be a sally sadpants and rain on my parade. FL was amazing though, especially with a girlfriend. I got like half an HJ in the line for space mountain, but we got too close to the boarding part so she had to calm it. still reigns as my alltime favorite sex act throughout highschool, although I did nail my homecoming date on my psychology teacher's living room floor. BOOSH
Nice :highfive:

[Billy Da Mute]

Nice :highfive:

lolol highlight of my tenth grade year

[DaveZeroZero]

lolol highlight of my tenth grade year
tenth grade? Man, I'm so far behind.

[Billy Da Mute]

tenth grade? Man, I'm so far behind.

lol i matured really fast and always dated older chicks.

i was one of THOSE kids haha

[HelpMeSleep]

tenth grade? Man, I'm so far behind.
Lol. I wouldn't feel too bad.

lol i matured really fast and always dated older chicks.

i was one of THOSE kids haha
Haha. My old boyfriend was one of those kids. I lost my virginity to him a couple months ago and I'm almost 19 and he did his freshman year of high school when he was 14.

[Billy Da Mute]

Lol. I wouldn't feel too bad.


Haha. My old boyfriend was one of those kids. I lost my virginity to him a couple months ago and I'm almost 19 and he did his freshman year of high school when he was 14.

yeahhh i was just always in with the older crowd. some of my friends my age still havn't lost it yet, and I don't judge, it just happened when it happened for me.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeahhh i was just always in with the older crowd. some of my friends my age still havn't lost it yet, and I don't judge, it just happened when it happened for me.
Yeah, I don't really judge either. People can do what they want. Out of the girls who I still hang out with from high school, only a few of them have lost it and they're all the ones who were in serious relationships. My new best friend who I met at community college last year has dated and slept with probably around 20 guys. People can do what they want... As long as they're happy.

[Billy Da Mute]

Yeah, I don't really judge either. People can do what they want. Out of the girls who I still hang out with from high school, only a few of them have lost it and they're all the ones who were in serious relationships. My new best friend who I met at community college last year has dated and slept with probably around 20 guys. People can do what they want... As long as they're happy.

lol 20..thats my number to reach this year at school. I stopped with relationships, to me personally, they're a waste of time, I have too much fun single. unless I find someone I REALLY want to be with, then it's a diff story

[HelpMeSleep]

lol 20..thats my number to reach this year at school. I stopped with relationships, to me personally, they're a waste of time, I have too much fun single. unless I find someone I REALLY want to be with, then it's a diff story
Haha. How close are you to that goal? I dunno... I just want to be with someone good who I really like. I'm not really into hooking up randomly or anything. But that's just me... I sort of wish I were someone who liked being single like that.

[Billy Da Mute]

Haha. How close are you to that goal? I dunno... I just want to be with someone good who I really like. I'm not really into hooking up randomly or anything. But that's just me... I sort of wish I were someone who liked being single like that.

lol with two year and a half relationships behind me in highschool, I'm halfway there..which is pretty good but I'm slacking. schools so much fun though, I hate being tied down by a gf. plus in the past I've been fucked over by my girlfriends and I hate that, I'd rather do my own thing, and if a chick digs it then she digs it. If not, there's always the bar skanks

[DaveZeroZero]

lol i matured really fast and always dated older chicks.

i was one of THOSE kids haha
win.

Haha. My old boyfriend was one of those kids. I lost my virginity to him a couple months ago and I'm almost 19 and he did his freshman year of high school when he was 14.
So, with that experience, how was he?

[HelpMeSleep]

lol with two year and a half relationships behind me in highschool, I'm halfway there..which is pretty good but I'm slacking. schools so much fun though, I hate being tied down by a gf. plus in the past I've been fucked over by my girlfriends and I hate that, I'd rather do my own thing, and if a chick digs it then she digs it. If not, there's always the bar skanks
Did you just graduate high school? Yeah, it's hard to get back into a relationship when you've been fucked over by your last one. Hooking up's cool as long as you both know that's what it is, you know? And yes, there are always bar skanks. Just make sure you wear a condom so you don't catch anything from the skanks... or worse, so you don't get an Billy Jrs running around. ;-)

So, with that experience, how was he?
He's great. Not that I have much to compare to... But god, he's so good. I didn't know anything could feel that good. God, I sound stupid right now lol. :9:

Although he seemed a little frustrated last night lol.

[Yellow]

Haha. My old boyfriend was one of those kids. I lost my virginity to him a couple months ago and I'm almost 19 and he did his freshman year of high school when he was 14.

Wait, so you had sex with your boyfriend a couple of months ago and now he's your ex?

Something seems suspicious...