I fucking suck at Texas Hold em.

[DaveFeelsRight]

i downloaded the game(get it today or tomorrow for free!) and i only 1 won hand i didnt know what the fuck i was doing.


someone explain to me :(

[xTJx]

Do you know the basics of poker, or do I need to explain everything?

[matt_rawlings]

where'd u download it?

[xTJx]

Not trying to toot my own horn, but I'm kind of a big deal. I own many leather bound books

[matt_rawlings]

Not trying to toot my own horn, but I'm kind of a big deal. I own many leather bound books

My apartment smells of rich mahoganny

[xTJx]

My apartment smells of rich mahoganny
OMGZ m1n3 2! But do you have a dog that wears PJ's?

[matt_rawlings]

OMGZ m1n3 2! But do you have a dog that wears PJ's?

His name is Baxter, and he is glorious (although sometimes it is hard to understand him when he starts speaking Spanish).

He is so wise. Like a little buddah...covered in hair

[xTJx]

His name is Baxter, and he is glorious (although sometimes it is hard to understand him when he starts speaking Spanish).

He is so wise. Like a little buddah...covered in hair
I named my dog Kitty. I'm trying to teach him how to meow. He doesn't know what to think of himself.

He's caught in between two orientations.

[matt_rawlings]

I named my dog Kitty. I'm trying to teach him how to meow. He doesn't know what to think of himself.

He's caught in between two orientations.

I had a girlfriend like that once. I was flooded with very strange emotions...they haunt me to this very day

[xTJx]

I had a girlfriend like that once. I was flooded with very strange emotions...they haunt me to this very day
Not going to lie, I think that would turn me on

[matt_rawlings]

Not going to lie, I think that would turn me on

I was turned on until the point where she painted me black and made me fuck her whilst pretending I was her son

[xTJx]

I was turned on until the point where she painted me black and made me fuck her whilst pretending I was her son
I'd be down for that. If I was black, my penis would be at least 4 inches bigger

[matt_rawlings]

I'd be down for that. If I was black, my penis would be at least 4 inches bigger

So if you were black you would have a 4.5 inch long dick?

Lucky bastard. I am black and mines only the size of one of the smaller countries in South America

[xbrokendownx]

yo homie, what do you need to know about hold em? if you know the basics of poker its really isnt that hard. the only major difference is the community cards instead of holding all the cards in your hand

[xTJx]

So if you were black you would have a 4.5 inch long dick?

Lucky bastard. I am black and mines only the size of one of the smaller countries in South America
4.25 inches actually. I didn't start off with much.

Is it as long as Chile?

[matt_rawlings]

4.25 inches actually. I didn't start off with much.

Is it as long as Chile?

A few miles shy of Chile but near enough

[vandalsandquinn]

i'm really good at texas hold em

[kirbs84]

:-D

this thread was a good way to start the morning off.

i'm going to download texas hold em when I get back to my apartment tonight. hopefully it's fun.

[thejetstolehome]

i'm so fuckin' hit or miss with this game on poker stars. i go one week winning everything and then one week getting shit for cards.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Can't wait to get home and get it since I have no money for Madden.

And your brother is the biggest gamblor ever. Tell him to teach you. Haha.

[Scott Weber]

how can you live in today's society without knowing how to play texas hold 'em? it's literally everywhere you look.

[matt_rawlings]

Can someone please tell me where you download this?

[DroppedUrPocket]

how can you live in today's society without knowing how to play texas hold 'em? it's literally everywhere you look.
True that.
Can someone please tell me where you download this?

Well, you can play for free on a number of programs.

Partypoker.com is the most popular. You download a program and just play other people with fake money.

[matt_rawlings]

Partypoker.com is the most popular. You download a program and just play other people with fake money.

I just downloaded PartyPoker, but it is confusing me. What do I go to in order to play for fun, not money.

I can't tell the difference between real money and fake money games

[DroppedUrPocket]

I just downloaded PartyPoker, but it is confusing me. What do I go to in order to play for fun, not money.

I can't tell the difference between real money and fake money games

It should say "Play Money" somewhere in that left column.

[Stupendous_Man]

Don't download that stupid shit. It's not worth it. Just go to www.gpokr.com (http://www.absolutepunk.net/www.gpokr.com) It's free. And theres' no downloading required. It's just as good as party poker if not better.

[Kif]

I suck at the single player. My bankroll is like $1500.

I got 3 achievements so far though. I think multiplayer will be better, since I get the feeling the game isn't entirelly random in single player

[ActorInThisPlay]

I play at ParadisePoker.com. I would say I am pretty decent at Texas Hold Em and can hold my own at a table in Vegas.

[Blake Solomon]

Don't download that stupid shit. It's not worth it. Just go to www.gpokr.com (http://www.absolutepunk.net/www.gpokr.com) It's free. And theres' no downloading required. It's just as good as party poker if not better.



thanks, im already playing, this is great.

[Kif]

Anyone know any good Mac friendly online poker sites?

[DroppedUrPocket]

Anyone know any good Mac friendly online poker sites?

My friend plays at www.fulltiltpoker.com

[Lars]

I'm too afraid that I suck too much to try the multiplayer, kinda like with Streetfighter, only not as bad.