The Sex Thread (Official)

[Fullblast 2.0]

Tell me your favorite position.

I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THREAD BITCHES

[phil19]

at the moment id settle for anything.
i like the girl on top though

[James Johnson]

People still have sex? I thought that shit died out in the 90s!

[UnderclasHero]

doggie stlye mothasss yeaaa

[mymusicismylife]

Girl on top.

[Ilovetheunknown]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

[StrictlyBiznas]

Hahaha

[HometownHero]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

I love you

[Ilovetheunknown]

I love you
aw why shucks :blush:

[phil19]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

great post

[James Johnson]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

Hahahaha hectic!

[hurryupbrett]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

That was quite descriptive. Made me lol.

[roughroads]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

You're going to do well here. :-)

[raisinbran64]

Best is when girl is on top but she has to sit on you, with her feet by my shoulders.

[Ilovetheunknown]

You're going to do well here. :-)
Thanks. ;-)

[The Indigo]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.
Hahahaha.

[AndrewIcex]

Hahahaha awesome thread, well done.

[anthonydarko]

I'm just waiting for people to come in here and lie about their sexapades.

[imtellingseb]

girl on top, because i love boobs.

[HometownHero]

aw why shucks :blush:

You have fans haha

[the seventeenth]

I'll be taking notes on this.

[Jennurna Gray]

lol

[crimsonandclovr]

reverse cowgirl?

[xapplexpiex]

I'm a virgin. Hook me up, dawgg.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

Let's hang out.

[johnnyflashbang]

I can't wait to comment here 10-15 years from now! :-d

[zachff]

Blowjob receiving position

[TRCAustin]

Haven't been laid in 7 months. whaddup ladies? :wave:

[TRCAustin]

oh yeah, girl on top. boobs rule. I wanna see 'em.

[Laural666]

Being on top is where it's at!

[imtellingseb]

Blowjob receiving position

amen!

[SouthernCross40]

http://www.10to1.com/Images/User_Images/List_Item_Images/10to1-6594944.jpg

[de1337ed]

two of my favorites...

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/4636/cartwheel.jpg

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4215/headspin.jpg

don't try these at home

[Vanedarlingg]

being on top, duh.

you have more control. (;

[Ilovetheunknown]

You have fans haha
Oh do I?

[Ilovetheunknown]

Let's hang out.
when and where? ;-)

[Reaver]

Oh do I?
your contribution was very intriguing.

[Ilovetheunknown]

your contribution was very intriguing.
That's a good thing, right?

[Reaver]

That's a good thing, right?
did that answer your question?

[Ilovetheunknown]

did that answer your question?
yes that answered it very clearly.

[Reaver]

yes that answered it very clearly.
hahah, good! :P

[OnceAgain...]

i like to have the girl on top, however getting at her from behind is always fun as well...i have yet to try anything different than that though...any suggestions?

[FallOutWeeze]

Anything in Sex for dummies

[Time Bomb Clock]

Doggy style or the spoon!

[sleepyseanzzz]

Doggy style or the spoon!

pretty much this for me and reverse cowgirl

[AndrewIcex]

http://www.tlcromantics.com.au/images/KamaSutraBook.jpg

Purchase one.

[Gwytherspoon]

Last sex I got was with my ex last week.

[JCSurf27]

girl on top

[Reaver]

I enjoy missionary with a loved one a lot. very romantic and connecting.

[flask]

I like sex. I approve of this thread.

[zachff]

5 hours in, thread has still failed to deliver

[kbi the crowing]

reverse cowgirl?

recently becoming my favorite.

[Ari Christos]

cEPx8SA7Slg&feature=related

[Stevesayshi]

the dirty shanchez

[Sic Transit Zeb]

when and where? ;-)

Tomorrow. Houston. 7:02 PM. :)

[Ilovetheunknown]

Tomorrow. Houston. 7:02 PM. :)
I'll hop on an airplane right now.

[brokenwings]

I'll hop on an airplane right now.
slut :P

[Ilovetheunknown]

slut :P
aw I'm not a slut :-(

[fake empire]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.
we should be friends

[yayitsjoe]

virgin. D:

[jmirand1]

any style is phenomenal. It's all about form. Frequent pilates and yoga exercises give me acute control of my pelvic movements to heighten the sensations for both me and my partner, no matter the position. My favorite one, however, would have to be spread eagle...getting some deep penetration up in this bitch.

This is the kind of statement that will make you very popular among male strangers on the internet.

[Numero10]

I'm totally gonna comment on this in like 2 years :-p

[Manicapathy]

I'm totally gonna comment on this in like 2 years :-p

....no you won't. I'd know, I've lived that hell.

[Numero10]

....no you won't. I'd know, I've lived that hell.
Ah shit I'm gonna be a virgin forever aren't I?

[Ari Christos]

I lost my virginity when I was 17, there's still plenty of time for the two of you. And even if you don't, not a big deal.

[Numero10]

I lost my virginity when I was 17, there's still plenty of time for the two of you. And even if you don't, not a big deal.
Try telling my penis that

[Ari Christos]

Try telling my penis that

If you type the next response with your dick, that'd be really impressive.

[Numero10]

If you type the next response with your dick, that'd be really impressive.
I don't even have fingers

[Ari Christos]

I don't even have fingers

Don't except to get laid soon. Chicks dig fingers.

[Numero10]

Don't except to get laid soon. Chicks dig fingers.
Ah shit

[Yellowcard2006]

pachingo pachingo pachingo

[ilikesound93]

So basically this is the thread for people who can't get laid?

[Mibabalou]

this thread is relevant to my interests

[3wotkris]

The one where my uncle puts his hands over my eyes is the least worst

[bandnamexmyname]

dude sex is way too conformist for me. don't jump the bandwagon.

[introduction]

The one where my uncle puts his hands over my eyes is the least worst

hahaha

[NateFoundGlory]

So many "siq story, bro"s, I don't even know where to begin...

[Hamlet]

The one where I let them live at the end is the best.

[Samc1803]

This (http://www.sexinfo101.com/foldeddeckchair.shtml) one.

[Fringe]

Girl on top...

[Kassie09]

Tsk tsk, sex is bad mmkay!

[zachff]

The one where my uncle puts his hands over my eyes is the least worst

The one where I let them live at the end is the best.

only worthwhile responses in this thread, thank you

[Kroger Marx]

While eating pizza.

[tomahawk]

While eating pizza.
win

[Laural666]

Eww. Food and sex does not mix.

[Reaver]

Eww. Food and sex does not mix.
I heard you blow anyone you like. discuss.

[aradiantsunrise]

Sex is neat.

[Ishbalan]

Eww. Food and sex does not mix.
You have no idea what goes on in the male brain, huh.

We want food, we want sex. Mixing them is sheer brilliance to us. Whipped cream? Sure, why not? A cucumber? Sure, but keep it away from me. Bacon? We may be soul mates.

[Laural666]

I heard you blow anyone you like. discuss.
A guy that i like in THAT way.
I wont just blow some random guy.

[Laural666]

You have no idea what goes on in the male brain, huh.

We want food, we want sex. Mixing them is sheer brilliance to us. Whipped cream? Sure, why not? A cucumber? Sure, but keep it away from me. Bacon? We may be soul mates.
Okay, no i'd understand the occasional whip cream and strawberries and stuff like that, but when you bring meat into it, it just turns me off.

[Ilovetheunknown]

While eating pizza.
Wouldn't you want them to make you a sandwich after instead?

[Numero10]

Wouldn't you want them to make you a sandwich after instead?
That too

[Reaver]

Wouldn't you want them to make you a sandwich after instead?
now that's what I'm talking about!

I don't like the whole whipped cream on your body thing.

[Ilovetheunknown]

now that's what I'm talking about!

I don't like the whole whipped cream on your body thing.
I dunno, whipped cream is always a tasty treat.

[Reaver]

I dunno, whipped cream is always a tasty treat.
you better make me brinner! ;)

[Ilovetheunknown]

you better make me brinner! ;)
brinner?

[Reaver]

brinner?
breakfast for dinner!
88K5qw4uPhE

[Ilovetheunknown]

breakfast for dinner!
88K5qw4uPhE
yeah yes. breakfast for dinner.

[phil19]

now that's what I'm talking about!

I don't like the whole whipped cream on your body thing.

really? im not so much a fan of it on my body, but on the girl its great stuff. add a strawberry too and its good times all round

[allthewaysaid]

Girl on top, I'm lazy so I let her do all the work.

[ari telescope]

I enjoy missionary with a loved one a lot. very romantic and connecting.
What are you, a woman?

virgin. D:
You're cute
....no you won't. I'd know, I've lived that hell.
You're cute
I'm a virgin. Hook me up, dawgg.
You're cute

This is the kind of statement that will make you very popular among male strangers on the internet.
Too bad there are no girls on the Internet.

Okay, no i'd understand the occasional whip cream and strawberries and stuff like that, but when you bring meat into it, it just turns me off.
I'm just curious, how old are you?

[Reaver]

What are you, a woman?
so a man is all about cumming to you? you obviously didn't have much experience yet :P

[yayitsjoe]

i feel better now. :)

[zion the lyin]

I wish I could enjoy sex like the rest of you. I only take part in it to please my boyfriends. As a child I was circumsized (my clit was removed) and when I was living in Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius erupted. My whole family had to run from the lava, we hardly made it to the boats. Unfortunately, the heat from the lava and volcano alone caused some damage to the lower half of my body so I have anxiety undressing. We also lost our home, our dog and all of our possessions.

[Laural666]

What are you, a woman?


You're cute

You're cute

You're cute


Too bad there are no girls on the Internet.


I'm just curious, how old are you?
16, almost 17. Why?

[kbi the crowing]

I wish I could enjoy sex like the rest of you. I only take part in it to please my boyfriends. As a child I was circumsized (my clit was removed) and when I was living in Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius erupted. My whole family had to run from the lava, we hardly made it to the boats. Unfortunately, the heat from the lava and volcano alone caused some damage to the lower half of my body so I have anxiety undressing. We also lost our home, our dog and all of our possessions.

:appl: :appl: :appl:

fooled me for a second there.

[Laural666]

I wish I could enjoy sex like the rest of you. I only take part in it to please my boyfriends. As a child I was circumsized (my clit was removed) and when I was living in Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius erupted. My whole family had to run from the lava, we hardly made it to the boats. Unfortunately, the heat from the lava and volcano alone caused some damage to the lower half of my body so I have anxiety undressing. We also lost our home, our dog and all of our possessions.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can get your clit removed?!

[zion the lyin]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can get your clit removed?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision

[AndrewIcex]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can get your clit removed?!
It's a rite of passage that is still followed in some parts of Africa. According to them, it's to keep girls from becoming impure and keeping sex for the man and strictly procreation.

Learned it in World Geography, some really intense graphic videos out there.

Genital Mutilation, disgustingly painful... and completely unsanitary and impossible to regulate and keep from happening.

[Reaver]

that's common knowledge. and I finally get to use the ignore function.

[Forever.Zero]

being on top, duh.

you have more control. (;
Unless the girl's a boring rider.

[Laural666]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision

It's a rite of passage that is still followed in some parts of Africa. According to them, it's to keep girls from becoming impure and keeping sex for the man and strictly procreation.

Learned it in World Geography, some really intense graphic videos out there.

Genital Mutilation, disgustingly painful... and completely unsanitary and impossible to regulate and keep from happening.

This sounds totally sick, checking it out when i get home.

[amo.]

I wish I could enjoy sex like the rest of you. I only take part in it to please my boyfriends. As a child I was circumsized (my clit was removed) and when I was living in Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius erupted. My whole family had to run from the lava, we hardly made it to the boats. Unfortunately, the heat from the lava and volcano alone caused some damage to the lower half of my body so I have anxiety undressing. We also lost our home, our dog and all of our possessions.

Lol'd.

[heavy]

Has anyone ever gotten laid off of this website? Trying to get an idea of what my chances are.

[Laural666]

Has anyone ever gotten laid off of this website? Trying to get an idea of what my chances are.
Your chances are of what? Getting laid by someone on this website?

[heavy]

Your chances are of what? Getting laid by someone on this website?

yeah

[Laural666]

yeah
Why would you want to do that, there's plenty of pussy out there.

[Laural666]

Okay, so basically i just searched for a picture of this female circumcision. Oh my, it's really horrible, i feel sorry for anybody that has this.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision)

[kbi the crowing]

Okay, so basically i just searched for a picture of this female circumcision. Oh my, it's really horrible, i feel sorry for anybody that has this.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision)

female circumcision isn't synonymous with genital mutilation.
some female circumcision entails removing the hood to make the clit more accessible.
however, the most commonly heard cases entail the removal, unfortunately.

[jmirand1]

Too bad there are no girls on the Internet.



¿que?

[Laural666]

female circumcision isn't synonymous with genital mutilation.
some female circumcision entails removing the hood to make the clit more accessible.
however, the most commonly heard cases entail the removal, unfortunately.
Ohh, okay i see.

[kbi the crowing]

Ohh, okay i see.

http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/thegurglingcod/images/2008/02/12/the_more_you_know2.jpg


:-d

[Laural666]

http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/thegurglingcod/images/2008/02/12/the_more_you_know2.jpg


:-d
lol

[aradiantsunrise]

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/DSCF1559.jpg

[Carolina.Alex]

anyone else get depressed after sex?

maybe its just me..

[phil19]

anyone else get depressed after sex?

maybe its just me..

sometimes i cry after sex :shrug:

[Carolina.Alex]

sometimes i cry after sex :shrug:


nothing wrong with crymaxing

[phil19]

nothing wrong with crymaxing

haha nice

[Mibabalou]

16, almost 17. Why?

what are the laws about ages ?

[Carolina.Alex]

what are the laws about ages ?


are you talking about the age of legal consent, or bro code?

(If bro code, its half your age + seven)

[Mibabalou]

are you talking about the age of legal consent, or bro code?

(If bro code, its half your age + seven)

haha its a joke, just messing with the chick

my life rule is if youre in high school i aint touching you,

[Numero10]

are you talking about the age of legal consent, or bro code?

(If bro code, its half your age + seven)
So I have to have sex with girls who are 14 and a half or younger?

[ari telescope]

Okay, so basically i just searched for a picture of this female circumcision. Oh my, it's really horrible, i feel sorry for anybody that has this.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision)
This one bitch on America's Next Top Model had that done when she was a kid and it was really sad to hear about it. But then she made sure to point it out every episode/challenge/judging and make huge announcements to people they just met, and it got really old. It sucks that someone tried to use something as bad as that for sympathy points. And weird.
So I have to have sex with girls who are 14 and a half or younger?
If you're 14, you shouldn't be having sex at all. You're not even a bro, you're a kid!

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I'll hop on an airplane right now.

hope it was as good for you as it was for me!

[Numero10]

If you're 14, you shouldn't be having sex at all. You're not even a bro, you're a kid!
Yeah but I'm 15, huge difference

[Ilovetheunknown]

hope it was as good for you as it was for me!
Oh it was amazing, we should totally do it again.

[ari telescope]

Yeah but I'm 15, huge difference
Not that huge. ZING!

[argg_xo]

Would have done it to the guy with the mohawk at the bar this evening.

[heavy]

Why would you want to do that, there's plenty of pussy out there.


I'm kidding. Good answer though :)

[3GunGaz]

I wish I could enjoy sex like the rest of you. I only take part in it to please my boyfriends. As a child I was circumsized (my clit was removed) and when I was living in Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius erupted. My whole family had to run from the lava, we hardly made it to the boats. Unfortunately, the heat from the lava and volcano alone caused some damage to the lower half of my body so I have anxiety undressing. We also lost our home, our dog and all of our possessions.

Best post ever

[Numero10]

Not that huge. ZING!
So huge

[Laural666]

haha its a joke, just messing with the chick

my life rule is if youre in high school i aint touching you,
So what if their a drop out?

[Laural666]

I'm kidding. Good answer though :)
Thanks. Haha. I actually thought you were serious for a minute.

[Mibabalou]

So what if their a drop out?

are you a drop out?

to be fair, i only like really goal oriented people so not to stereotype drop outs, but most are lazy and such

but if i met a really cool one who had goals and a hard worker, then yes i would date her

im kinda done with the fuck buddies, normally people get hurt at the end one one moves on and the other hasn't


/sorryforlongpost

[Vanedarlingg]

Unless the girl's a boring rider.
haha yeah, that would suck.

[ari telescope]

So huge
Hahahahahahahahaa your penis hasn't even fully developed kiddie. Be patient.

[Numero10]

Hahahahahahahahaa your penis hasn't even fully developed kiddie. Be patient.
It's developed enough

[ari telescope]

It's developed enough
Hahahaha oh to be young.

[Numero10]

Hahahaha oh to be young.
It's the best fun ever sure.

Well, compared to being like 13

[Laural666]

are you a drop out?

to be fair, i only like really goal oriented people so not to stereotype drop outs, but most are lazy and such

but if i met a really cool one who had goals and a hard worker, then yes i would date her

im kinda done with the fuck buddies, normally people get hurt at the end one one moves on and the other hasn't


/sorryforlongpost
Hell no, i'm not a drop out, I'm going to college to be a dentist.