Band Equations

[TheVsed]

I feel like you can describe bands by adding together the styles of other groups.

IE: Secret and Whisper = Saosin + Thirty Seconds to Mars

Give it a try, i'd like to see what people come up with.

[DanTGD]

Aiden + Pile of dog shit = My Passion

[Sean Rizzo]

I feel like you can describe bands by adding together the styles of other groups.

IE: Secret and Whisper = Saosin + Thirty Seconds to Mars

Give it a try, i'd like to see what people come up with.

I DO NOT agree with 30secs2mars, although the Saosin is just a little obvious. Time for me to be a literal jerk now. =D

thebleedingalarm + stutterfly = secret and whisper

Anyway.

Evans Blue = Breaking Benjamin's instruments + Matthew Good's lyrics

[samschelfhout2]

I DO NOT agree with 30secs2mars.

Jared Leto's screams = S&W's vocals

Let's see...
not a band, but Jeremy Larson's vocals = Aaron Marsh + Jon Foreman

[Thomas Nassiff]

This thread = dumb idea + bored person.

[Sean Rizzo]

This thread = dumb idea + bored person.
D= that's not very nice.

Red = Breaking Benjamin + Linkin Park + Christianity

[catherinexhimel]

Brokencyde = shitty lyrics + shitty music.

[Thomas Nassiff]

Brokencyde = shitty lyrics + shitty music.
:appl:

[HometownHero]

Brokencyde = shitty lyrics + shitty music.
First smart thing I have seen you post. Plus hilarious. Therefore: :appl:

[Yellowcard2006]

Pop+ punk= pop-punk

Am I doin it rite? Lemme try again

Awesome*Awesome= Motion City Soundtrack

Being a slut + garage band- talent= Millionaires

[drevans18]

Pop+ punk= pop-punk

Am I doin it rite? Lemme try again

Awesome*Awesome= Motion City Soundtrack

Being a slut + garage band- talent= Millionaires

i'd edit this to:

Being a slut + garage band - talent - good looks = Millionaires

[Sean Rizzo]

i'd edit this to:

Being a slut + garage band - talent - good looks = Millionaires

I would edit this to:

Being a slut + drunk - garage band - talent + good looks = Ke$ha

[catherinexhimel]

First smart thing I have seen you post. Plus hilarious. Therefore: :appl:
Ahh, cool. Glad to know I broke free of stupidity, haha. :)

[Yellowcard2006]

I would edit this to:

Being a slut + drunk - garage band - talent + good looks = Ke$ha
good looks?

ehhh
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.co m/2010/03/129140208390467930.jpg

[drevans18]

I would edit this to:

Being a slut + drunk - garage band - talent + good looks = Ke$ha

well done. what about this:

Great looks + questionable sluttiness + real production + some talent = Katy Perry

[Sean Rizzo]

well done. what about this:

Great looks + questionable sluttiness + real production + some talent = Katy Perry

Ha, easy.

Great looks + questionable sexuality + real production + bizarre talent = Lady Gaga

And yet I hate pop.

[Andy Young]

good looks?

ehhh
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.co m/2010/03/129140208390467930.jpg

Oh wow. It's uncanny.

[brokendogleg]

i love that ke$ha listens to shit like pixies, fugazi, dinosaur jr., and melvins.

[deFobbed14yrs]

canada + degrassi = drake

i don't get this thread

[Sean Rizzo]

canada + degrassi = drake

i don't get this thread

band 1 + band 2 = child band

or

influence 1 + influence 2 = band based off the previous two

[deFobbed14yrs]

band 1 + band 2 = child band

or

influence 1 + influence 2 = band based off the previous two


so beatles plus jimi hendrix= w/e we have now

[Sean Rizzo]

so beatles plus jimi hendrix= w/e we have now

I wouldn't say that, but that's the format. XD

[p93]

I wouldn't say that, but that's the format. XD

the format + steel train = fun.

bwahaha

[nicwtor]

Blink 182 + High pitched vocals = Most pop punk bands out there today.

[Sean Rizzo]

the format + steel train = fun.

bwahaha

lol you're so clever.

[youngz]

Devil + Prada = The Devil Wears Prada

Disco + Gavin = Dance Gavin Dance

[brokendogleg]

Devil + Prada = The Devil Wears Prada

Disco + Gavin = Dance Gavin Dance

how the fuck y'know gavin's dancin' to disco?

[aradiantsunrise]

Autotune + midget lesbian - talent = Justin Bieber

[i_am_sexy]

Underoath + Saosin = Of Machines (who have sadly broken up :-()

[Sean Rizzo]

Underoath + Saosin = Of Machines (who have sadly broken up :-()
Yes I am pissed off about this. Still don't get how you love Woe, Is Me though. ;P

Of Machines + Sky Eats Airplane = Periphery

[aradiantsunrise]

Of Machines sound nothing like Underoath. :blink:

[Indoor Living]

I would edit this to:

Being a slut + drunk - garage band - talent + good looks = Ke$ha
If you subtract garage band, then there's no 'music.' No points for that problem.

[i_am_sexy]

Yes I am pissed off about this. Still don't get how you love Woe, Is Me though. ;P

Of Machines + Sky Eats Airplane = Periphery

Well i think its just their similarity to Of Machines, but more poppy and electronic. I LOVEEEE electronics in music. Which is why i am also a HUGE sky eats fan

[i_am_sexy]

Of Machines sound nothing like Underoath. :blink:

do you have ears? lol

[Sean Rizzo]

If you subtract garage band, then there's no 'music.' No points for that problem.

Last time I checked Kesha wasn't music. ahahahaha.

Well i think its just their similarity to Of Machines, but more poppy and electronic. I LOVEEEE electronics in music. Which is why i am also a HUGE sky eats fan
lol dude check out periphery then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVpE96peBE&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5SQeD6B58E&feature=channel

their album just came out today.

[Indoor Living]

Last time I checked Kesha wasn't music. ahahahaha.


lol dude check out periphery then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVpE96peBE&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5SQeD6B58E&feature=channel

their album just came out today.
Hence the quotes.

[i_am_sexy]

Last time I checked Kesha wasn't music. ahahahaha.


lol dude check out periphery then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVpE96peBE&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5SQeD6B58E&feature=channel

their album just came out today.

thank you for introducing me to such an amazing band!

[ReadyForAction]

Awesome*Awesome= Motion City Soundtrack


This

[Sean Rizzo]

thank you for introducing me to such an amazing band!

You are welcome!

[exploration #4]

The Shins + a blender = Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavillion

[Star Slight]

Joy Division + Cocaine = Interpol

[Ghostpsalm]

Kittie = Mudvayne + Tits

[IntoTheSun]

The Shins + a blender = Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavillion

wut

[exploration #4]

wut

oh crap, forgot to add a drum machine into the equation. like i do in most math equations!

[Scrandon]

Autotune + midget lesbian - talent = Justin Bieber

nice

[IntoTheSun]

oh crap, forgot to add a drum machine into the equation. like i do in most math equations!

Still does not equate

[roughroads]

Blink 182 + High pitched vocals = Most pop punk bands out there today.
Haha nice.:beerbros:
Awesome*Awesome= Motion City Soundtrack
I've always said MCS could be described as "Awesome Squared"
thank you for finally proving the equation.

Autotune + midget lesbian - talent = Justin Bieber
this one works, due to the fact being a midget lesbian does indeed take a surprising amount of talent.

[2's&3's]

Anal sex + Reach arounds + Underoath = Every shitty band on Rise

[boysandbulletsx]

i love that ke$ha listens to shit like pixies, fugazi, dinosaur jr., and melvins.
Or so she says...

Still does not equate
Yeah, that's definitely giving me an error message on my calculator /not-so-funny-calculator-humor

[cshadows2887]

This thread = dumb idea + bored person.

Why did the thread even continue past this comment?

Blink 182 + High pitched vocals = Most pop punk bands out there today.

Clearly a man with a great sense of music history. Astute ear you have there.

Or so she says...


Yeah, that's definitely giving me an error message on my calculator /not-so-funny-calculator-humor

It's about as funny as calculator homor can really be...

[Dylan.Villain]

Edit:

[tkamB]

Ha, easy.

Great looks + questionable sexuality + real production + bizarre talent = Lady Gaga

And yet I hate pop.

Great looks? Talent? You owe me a man card

[the seventeenth]

circa + survive= circa survive

[vivatoto56]

Thread idea + AP community = Crunk Music Sucks Thread.

[oddwithoutend]

Lead singer of These New Puritans deciding not to sing on the next album = Good idea

[FullCollaspe]

Lead singer of These New Puritans deciding not to sing on the next album = Good idea

Yeah, I agree. His voice doesnt reallly fit in with the music from the new album, but I prefer his voice in Beat Pyramid.

[oddwithoutend]

Yeah, I agree. His voice doesnt reallly fit in with the music from the new album, but I prefer his voice in Beat Pyramid.
I liked their newest album until he started singing. Then I turned it off. It's too...macho or something for the music that accompanies it.

[ohitsmark]

At The Drive-In / At The Drive-In = The Mars Volta & Sparta (- Paul) = The Mars Volta (+1)


I can't come up with this to be awesome.

[bard]

most bands in this thread + most bands discussed on this site = shit

[oddwithoutend]

most bands in this thread + most bands discussed on this site = shit
Bands on your profile page + Especially The Antlers = Right to bash this site

[bard]

Bands on your profile page + Especially The Antlers = Right to bash this site
i had to read that like 5 times to make sure you weren't bashing me, haha

[yayitsjoe]

planet of ice + more awesomeness = omni.

[oddwithoutend]

i had to read that like 5 times to make sure you weren't bashing me, haha
haha Math is so hard!

[Formatfun]

Chiodos - Craig Owens = Every other band in the genre

[Formatfun]

the format + steel train = fun.

bwahaha
+ Anathallo too

[apsterling]

Mayday Parade - Go Radio = - Jason Lancaster.

[briewer]

Aiden = Pile of dog shit = My Passion
fixed.

The Shins + a blender = Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavillion
You + clear misunderstanding of how 'shit' works = this post

I like this. Heads up everyone, you're going to start being insulted algebraically by me from now on.

[flask]

for some reason i thought this was going to be the game where you just add band names together.
example: Bury Your Dead Poetic, Explosions in the Sky Eats Airplane, Grizzly Bear vs. Shark. etc.

[briewer]

for some reason i thought this was going to be the game where you just add band names together.
example: Bury Your Dead Poetic, Explosions in the Sky Eats Airplane, Grizzly Bear vs. Shark. etc.
Win. This thread is now about adding band names. Go.

[briewer]

Gang of Four Tet.

[Ryan Rumsey]

Blink 182 Pac

Green Day To Remember

Brand New Found Glory

As Cities Burn Baby Burn

[Ryan Rumsey]

Edison Glassjaw

Linkin Parkway Drive

[Ryan Rumsey]

As Tall As Pedro The Lions?

That one is a stretch.

[Ryan Rumsey]

Radiohead Automatica

Blindside Walk Slam

[Ryan Rumsey]

Thrid Eye Blindside

[Star Slight]

Beastie Boys II Men
Beach House of Pain
At the Drive-Interpol
Rise Against Me!
Senses Failure

[Ryan Rumsey]

Rise Against Me

[Star Slight]

Dave Matthews Band of Horses
or
HORSE the Band of Horses

[briewer]

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Yeah Yeahs

[cshadows2887]

Hopesfall of Troy

Further Seems Forever the Sickest Kids in the Way

Brand New Centuy Classics

[Star Slight]

Further Seems Forever the Sickest Kids in the Way


OOOOOOR

Further Seems Forever the Sickest Kids in the Hall & Oates

[cshadows2887]

OOOOOOR

Further Seems Forever the Sickest Kids in the Hall & Oates

Oh very nice. I'm starting a band called Oates Are a Great Way to Start the Day just so this band name can continue.

[Star Slight]

Oh very nice. I'm starting a band called Oates Are a Great Way to Start the Day just so this band name can continue.

If you cheat a little it could be:
Further Seems Forever the Sickest New Kids on the Block *Party Boys* II Men Without Hats

*A real band, I checked Itunes

EDIT:

Further Seems Forever the Sickest New Kids on the Block *Party Boys* Like Girl(s) Talk-ing Heads
Thats a stretch though.
I really need to study, but this game is too much fun

[cshadows2887]

Except Block =/= Bloc .....but I guess we can let it slide.

[Star Slight]

Yeah that was a little cheat

[cshadows2887]

Elton John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band of Horses

[DanTGD]

Panic At The Orgy

[cshadows2887]

Right Away, Great Captain and Tennille

[cshadows2887]

eyehategodHead Automatica

[CheckeredFloors]

Comeback Kid Cudi
Before Their Eyes Set To Kill
Attack Attack! Attack!
Angus & Julia Stone Temple Pilots
Jonny Craig Owens
Miss May I Set My Friends on Fire
We are the Ocean is Theory
Just Surrender the Dance Floor

[CheckeredFloors]

HORSE the Band of Horses

We have a winner

[cshadows2887]

Between the Buried and Mewithoutyou, Me and Everyone We Know

[Pawan1993]

good looks?

ehhh
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.co m/2010/03/129140208390467930.jpg
I laughed at that lol

[flask]

As Tall As Pedro The Lions?

That one is a stretch.

does not count.
disqualification.

[TheVsed]

the graduate = tsl + tbs

[theguy77]

sufjan stevens + andrew bird = owen pallett

however, even though andrew bird is enjoyable, he's so much more mediocre than sufjan that the andrew bird part actually takes AWAY from the sufjan stevens part for me. lol

[prefix-core]

Hot Water Music + Bad Religion + Strung Out = A Wilhelm Scream
Hot Water Music + Bad Religion + (Thrice / Every Time I Die) = A Wilhelm Scream's Career Suicide

Set Your Goals + Less Than Jake's trombone player = We Are The Union
The Ataris + Green Day + Oh-so-subtle hardcore influences = Broadway Calls

[kearn1tm]

Hall & Oates

...wait, Oates & Hall

...wait, Hall & Oates & Hall

...no, wait, I like Hall + Oates = Hall & Oates but Hall is so much better (SEE: I like him more) than Oates that adding them together detracts from blah blah blah blah.

...no, wait

[Star Slight]

I thought it was one guy, Holland Oates

[lilwave]

The Tallest Man On Earth=dear+fingers

*bows*

[cshadows2887]

Hall & Oates

...wait, Oates & Hall

...wait, Hall & Oates & Hall

...no, wait, I like Hall + Oates = Hall & Oates but Hall is so much better (SEE: I like him more) than Oates that adding them together detracts from blah blah blah blah.

...no, wait

Keep your subjectivity. Hall is scientifically proven to be 300% more talented.

[prefix-core]

The Dropkick Murphy's - Irish influences + Working class attitude = Street Dogs ;-)

[briewer]

The Tallest Man On Earth=dear+fingers

*bows*
what?

[IntoTheSun]

I like this. Heads up everyone, you're going to start being insulted algebraically by me from now on.

Me > You

mewithoutYouth Pictures of Florence Henderson

[lilwave]

what?

He looks like a dear. Straight up Bambi status, but he knows how to use a thumb pick like no ones business... its really embarrassing explaining your own jokes soooo :drew:

[Sean Rizzo]

Not exactly an equation, but rather a conjecture. The Hansen disease skin fronts that appear when listening to the "Hansenphones" of The Greep, viz.

http://www.thegreys.com/TheGreep.html

have a spectroscopy very close to that of Strontium-90, which may explain the decay which inevitably follows.
lolwut?