The ^ < v Game (Official)

[de1337ed]

I couldn't find anything like this so I figured I'd start it. The game is fairly simple, each person makes a post that looks like this:

^ something that deals with the person above you
< something relating to yourself.
v something for the person below you
it can be anything you want it to be, ask questions, make comments, etc.

For example:
^ doesn't exist
< listening to rookie of the year
v is the first reply

[apsterling]

^ Is listening to Rookie Of The Year!
< Is contemplating leaving the computer to play Star Fox
v Just lost the game.

[Erik the Orange]

^ should definitely go play star fox
< just lost the game
v is an Absolutepunk user

[Hagysaurus Rex]

^is a true gangsta
<is watching Gangs of New York
v likes anal

[Wake Up]

^ liar
< getting a blowjob while on ap
v likes giving blowjobs while on ap

[.invisible ink.]

^is lying about receiving blowjobs on ap
< is about to watch last week's episode of Glee
v likes to dance naked around their house

[de1337ed]

^ didn't deny likes giving blowjobs while on ap
< really does dance naked around the apartment on the weekends and the roomie is gone
v makes whale sounds in the shower

[maxvsmaradona]

^ has a needle dick
< Never really liked Saves The Day until just now
v eats out assholes with assorted jellies

[reesa]

^i like the name max. reminds me this hot bar tender. (ps. i like jelles...though i do not eat them out assholes)
< listening to imogen heap while sipping hot hazelnut coffee is quite orgasmic
v should not procrastinate

[terror_91]

^ I like 18 year old girls
< Need more dubstep
V Is an idiot

[Sventhegreat]

^ I'm with stupid.
< Just ate some delicious cold pizza. Mmmm.
v Has both a penis and a vagina. And they're permantely stuck inside of each other.

[terror_91]

.^ I'm with stupid
< Just ate some delicious cold pizza. Mmmm.
v Has both a penis and a vagina. And they're permantely stuck inside of each other.
Haha. Well played

[coma]

^ Enjoys tacos and a brisk Arnold Palmer on a warm summer night.
< Has been sleeping way too much lately
v Smells like poop.

[Deadbolt23]

^ ruined the game
< should probably sleep
v gets their kicks by rubbing goose fat on their steaming calves

[DevinDomino]

^ Is made of goose fat
< Is participating in a guilty pleasure that does not involve touching myself
v Can fit two whole eggs in their mouth

[troubledbyinsects]

^ liar
< thinks this game is stupid
v masturbated at least twice today

[Laural666]

^ Thinks i masturbate a lot
< Is listening to Coheed & Cambria
v Is a virgin

[ohmygawditsgab]

^ is correct about that.
< is eating steak
v defenitely wants to take my v card now

[fishguts182]

^ might be a decoy for to catch a predator
< listening to american slang
v spends their weekends with dogs and lots of peanut butter

[3wotkris]

^ Seemingly mixed up their '<' and 'v' sections
< Glad to have finished all coursework for the year
v Doesn't spend their weekends with dogs and lots of peanut butter

[Formatfun]

^ is right
< not listening to anything
v has a tattoo of a penis on their leg from the night they were drunk

[terror_91]

^ might be a decoy for to catch a predator
< listening to american slang
v spends their weekends with dogs and lots of peanut butter
^ Where have you got that?
< Wants to listen to American Slang (only if you are referring to TGA)
V Is a TGA fan.

[Kozzy333]

^ Is from the UK
< Not sure who TGA is
V Will probably know who TGA is

[de1337ed]

^ hopefully doesn't live under a rock
< not a huge The Gaslight Anthem fan, though doesn't hate it either.
v likes touching their food to their nose before they eat it.

[Kozzy333]

^ Thank you for clearing that up
< Feels like an idiot for not realizing that it was The Gaslight Anthem you were talking about
V Is a douchebagel

[CobraLucha]

^Told a dumb joke
<tells dumb jokes
v will tell a dumb joke

[de1337ed]

^ little late for april fools
< i'm awesome
v you're awesome

[klawansie7]

^ why thank you
< apparently is awesome
v wishes you were as awesome as me

[de1337ed]

^ little 5?
< didn't go to the little 5 (doesnt drink)
v goes bar hopping every night

[tidalwave]

damnitt this game goes too fast for me to reply aha

[tkamB]

^ didn't contribute
< contributed
v will likely contribute

[DevinDomino]

^hangs out at middle schools and hits on 12 year old boys
<used to get hit on by tkamB when I was 12
vBurns when he/she pees

[Deadbolt23]

^ is all up in this thread
< is rediscovering his love for chess
v is devindomino

[DevinDomino]

^ is a liar because i've only done this three times including this one and likes to stick his rook in openings of his body
< I time bomb
v voted most likely to star in a porno in high school year book

[tkamB]

^ Hurt my feelings
< Had his feelings hurt
v will likely hurt my feelings more

[xshitsweakx]

^ is lucky I'm nice
< has better things to do than make fun of people
v still kisses their parents good night

[de1337ed]

^ <3
< no homo
v hetero please

[llwilliamsll]

^ started the thread
< hetero
v wears a push up bra

[DevinDomino]

^ is apperantly not a homo
<is sorry to tkamB and I only wear it on weekends when i'm a vietnamese hooker
v hello

[BruisedxBroken]

^ cheer up emo kid
< methamphetamine queen seeks insomniac who likes jellybeans
V likes to pay compliments to the person above

[klawansie7]

^ false. these are all natural dood
< partied a shit ton this week and is now paying for it
v wishes (s)he went to little 5

EDIT: fuck i'm late. oh well.

[DevinDomino]

^is awesome
<emo
v also complements people...if they know what's good for them

[Erik the Orange]

^ can't spell compliment correctly
< likes long walks on the beach
v will hopefully not hate on me

[DevinDomino]

^duznt giv vury guud complementz haha
<lost a spelling bee to the word failure
v is in love with their body

[Formatfun]

^ I don't hate you
< I hate you
v Hates me too

1972 I'm in a semi-modern era of posts
EDIT: < was late to reply to the guy 2 posts ahead

[Erik the Orange]

^ likes an excellent band
< also enjoys the format and fun.
v would suck nate ruess's man parts

[3wotkris]

^ Is a fun. guy
< Hates everyone
v Has boobs

[xshitsweakx]

^ is thinking about boobs
< has all the basic female parts
v thinks rugrats is the shit

[de1337ed]

^ doesn't have all the complex female parts
< doesnt have all the complex female parts either
V will have all the complex female parts

[DevinDomino]

^likes the rugrats therefore is awesome!
<loves the rugrats and thinks they are the shit and they shit :)
v better like the rugrats


Edit
^ruined it
<hates when he is late on a post and has all his man parts and no female parts
v has both male and female parts

[TheProsAndCons]

Edit:

^ Likes to have sex with male and females
< Is eating chocolate that tastes like shit
v likes NeverShoutNever

[klawansie7]

^ good thing this is false.
< has normal girl parts.
v is probably playing this game to avoid doing something else

[the seventeenth]

^ false, I have two male and female parts.
< just discovered he has two male and female parts.
v wants all four of my male and female parts.


edit: come on!! people are two quick on this thread: originally meant for the person two posts above mine.
continue.

[xshitsweakx]

^ is a slow poster
< is over the experimental phase. sorry bud
v barely gets any sleep

[de1337ed]

^ posted before me
< isn't directing this towards anyone
v probably was directing theirs towards someone else but was too slow

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Is boring
< Is eating penis
v Is not an iCrip

[klawansie7]

^ probably not the post i thought it was going to be
< thinks this symbol should only be used to write HTML code
v probably thinks im a huge nerd

[DevinDomino]

^is not a nerd
<is grossed out by penises that are not my own
v is grossed out by my penis

[the seventeenth]

^ is wrong, it is amusing.
< is right.
v just purchased tickets to a brokeNCYDE concert, and remains regretless.

[DevinDomino]

^needs to edit his post
< would never listen to brokencyde or see them live if my life depended on it
v will be posting refering to a previous post

[xshitsweakx]

^ is undermining my quickness
< is skilled when it comes to posting
v is most likely going to skrew up

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Edit: Scrwed up :P
< Is listening to Deja Entendu
v 's Brain just fell out

[xshitsweakx]

^ Proved me wrong
< can't spell, but only because her brains fell out
v thinks this thread is brilliant and can't get away

[Ava1anche]

^ Is exactly right.
< Doesn't know what movie to watch tonight.
v Wants to suggest me a good movie to watch.

[bNz719]

^ Twilight
< bout to watch lost
v ballsballballsballsballsballs

[the seventeenth]

^ hurts my feelings.
< has his feelings hurt.
v wants their feelings hurt in order to not feel left out.

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Feelings are hurt
< Is watching www.nobrain.dk (http://www.nobrain.dk)
v Will like the next post

[Mandee, darling]

^ hopefully likes this post.
< needs a massage.
v probably needs to shower.

[xshitsweakx]

^ is right
< hates theprosandcons for that link
v will most likely watch the link too

[DanEstrada]

^ Is from the same state as me
< didnt watch the link
v Is a dude

[Ava1anche]

^ is right
< should be doing homework
v is hot

[the seventeenth]

^ knows his stuff
< is watching The Office
v doesn’t know how to skin a bear in under 30 seconds

[TheProsAndCons]

^ True, but I can rape a bear in 5 seconds
< has a vagina
v should write a song

[klawansie7]

^ wants me to write them a song
< can't write a song
v should go write me a song

[Ava1anche]

^ has a great avatar
< is very sad Lost isn't on this week
v watches Lost

[xshitsweakx]

^ should watch Law Abiding Citizen
< does watch lost sometimes
v is in their pajamas

[klawansie7]

^ should watch lost more
< is in my pajamas from last night still
v is cool

[Ava1anche]

^ is not as cool as me
< has seen Law Abiding Citizen and enjoyed it
v is naked

[xapplexpiex]

^ highfives for watching Lost
< has to poop
V boxers or briefs?

[tidalwave]

^ didnt think id be a girl, therefore dont wear either.
<determined to get this in on time
V is hungry

[xshitsweakx]

^ threw off the game by originally posting a complain and then changing it
< is listening to her tummy grumble
v should really start their hw

[Deadbolt23]

^ YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG AHAHAHAHAHAH
< isn't hungry
v hates people that are hungry

[Deadbolt23]

i fucking hate this thread

[studskalny]

^ You love it, you sexy son of a bitch.
< It's supposed to rain all week..wtf.
v G'day mate.

[tidalwave]

^seems friendly
< is scared of the new episode of family guy..meg is scary
v hates family guy

[WordsAndFears]

^ is awesome because she's from canada like some of my favorite people
< is gonna be broke soon.
v better not ruin this for me

[Ava1anche]

^ Should get a job
< Is almost at 1,000 posts
v Is post 88

[vivatoto56]

^ Can somehow read the future
< Hates Family Guy
v Should probably do something about that haircut

[SophomoricSlump]

^ Apparently dislikes my hair.
< Spent way too long restoring her itunes library.
v May want to consider counseling.

[Wake Up]

^ Is less attractive in real life
< Been in therapy for the past 3 years
v Has sex with monkeys on his/her lunch break

[TheProsAndCons]

^ WakeUp likes boys
< likes girls
v thinks WakeUp likes boys

[Wake Up]

^ My best friend on AP
< Just finished biking 12 miles
v Is also my best friend

[TheProsAndCons]

^ has 1 best friend
< Just finished cumming (pb. of 12 miles)
v just blinked

[Wake Up]

^ never lies/annoys his friends
< uploading photos to flickr
v tidalwave

[tidalwave]

^ cant predict the future.
< has a new Mac :)
v is a PC

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ Loves her new Mac and now wants to marry it.
< Doesn't have a PC.
v spent their whole life sweating in endless fear.

[Ava1anche]

^ Likes me when I'm sweaty
< needs to go do homework
v needs to go do homework

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Has been to school today
< Should be asleep
v Thinks WakeUp is a brah.

[SophomoricSlump]

^ Thank you for the reminder but..
< Finished her homework.
v Wants to go skiing.

[Wake Up]

^ beat me to the punch
< listening to How To Dress Well
v horny for booty sex

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Just admited he can't dress well
< Is tired
v Is Stu-pid

[Wake Up]

^ is mean
< reminiscing through old photographs
v hasn't ate dinner yet

[studskalny]

^ Always tries to wake people up.
< Is extremely fresh and clean
v Likes starburst jellybeans.

[klawansie7]

^ how did you know?
< tried to feed gummy worms to the pizza guy last night
v now wants pizza

[drevans18]

^ Has a sweet avatar picture but a lame status message
< is watching Shanghai Noon and loving every second of it
v should be my friend (unless creepy)

[aircourtneys]

^ Wants to be a ninja
< Needs to find a girlfriend
v Is in the process of procrastinating

[Wake Up]

^ is awesome because she is a ninja
< loves lesbians
v secretly hates giraffes

[aircourtneys]

^ Deserves a high five for being awesome
< believes giraffes need to get off their high horses already
v is actually Lil Wayne

[black clouds]

^ like's to party with ninjas
< watching the NBA playoffs and doesn't know why
v probably smells bad.

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ how did you know?
< just got back from running
v probably also smells bad.

[maxvsmaradona]

^ is right
< hasn't showered since yesterday morning
v should become a fan of my band, Hand Me Down Buick. I want my blue name.

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Should link his band, so I don't have to find it
< Wants to form a band, but is to lazy
v Thinks Superman is hotter than Beyonce.

[Wake Up]

^ is such a cutie pie!!!!!!!
< tirederitirederitirederittirederiti rederitirederittirederitirederitire derittirederitirederitirederit
v obsessively washes his hands

[klawansie7]

^ won't become a fan of your band just because you asked
< should get to be staff for doing work for the tech round up
v is jealous that i get to do tech round up

[aircourtneys]

^ Likes technology and not that dudes band
<Is suffering from intense heart burn
v is gonna find me a girlfriend?

[alexa_ATL]

^ Sorry, can't even help myself!
< needs to get to sleep
v is probably a Brand New fan

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is right
< takes quick showers
v takes long showers

[TheProsAndCons]

^ looooooooooooooonnnnnnnnng showers ;-)
< Needs to find his iPod
v Is blue, da-ba-di-da-ba-die

[aircourtneys]

^ is very clean
<thinks if alexa_atl was a dementor she'd take my breath away
v is impressed with my Harry Potter Pick up line

[x1onexwo1fx]

^is right
<has a nosebleed
v hates nosebleeds

[beazer32]

^ loves wolves
< never gets nosebleeds
v needs a diaper change

[alexa_ATL]

^ is very clean
<thinks if alexa_atl was a dementor she'd take my breath away
v is impressed with my Harry Potter Pick up line

I'm highly impressed with that. I love Harry Potter pick up lines...and HP in general, really.

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Ruined the thread
< Always get's his way
v Never get's their way

[aircourtneys]

I'm highly impressed with that. I love Harry Potter pick up lines...and HP in general, really.

haha me too! Harry Potter is pretty much one of my obsessions. I think we should be friends!

[TheProsAndCons]

haha me too! Harry Potter is pretty much one of my obsessions. I think we should be friends!

If the two of you are going to be lesbian lovers, will you plleeewssssee take some pics? ;-)

[tidalwave]

^ is spoiled...always getting his way
< should shower but is too lazy
v should bring a shower to me so i dont have to get up :)

[Sean Rizzo]

^ is very dirty, so no thanks.
< is fending off a headache
v needs a significant other

[alexa_ATL]

haha me too! Harry Potter is pretty much one of my obsessions. I think we should be friends!

ah same, I don't care how nerdy it is I will always love Harry Potter haha and yes, we should be!

[aircourtneys]

^is my new friend
<loves new friends
v is totally jealous I made a new friend

[tidalwave]

^ brags...makes me feel bad.
<now wants a new friend.
v has too many friends.

[aircourtneys]

^ I'll be your new friend too
<Doesn't have anything against people that live in Americas hat
v will teach me some sweet dance moves

[Sean Rizzo]

^ can't dance
< can't dance either
v can dance

[tidalwave]

^should learn to dance for the ladies
<pop music fan=can dance.
v wants to go to a club now

[aircourtneys]

^ she's just being Miley
<wants to drink now
v was hammered last night

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is wrong
< likes tegan and sara and harry potter
V wishes he/she was as awesome as me

[tidalwave]

grr hate when im too late

[tidalwave]

^is awesome for liking tegan and sara and hp
< wants to watch hp
v is a wizard

[aircourtneys]

^ Has good taste in everything
<is procrastinating at the library
V Wishes studying wasn't needed

[Wake Up]

^ would be right if i needed to study for things
< likes by black neighbors who are loud as fuck
v eats tires for lunch

[Ava1anche]

^Shares tires with me for lunch
< Is about to watch a movie
v Should post n00dz

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ should check out asian kung-fu generation (and is wrong about me eating tires/posting noods)
< is currently addicted to the j-rock band asian kung-fu generation
v should also check out asian kung-fu generation

i hate being late.

[tidalwave]

^probably meant lives, not likes.
< watching gaga youtube videos. i want her.
v has a secret crush.

[aircourtneys]

^ is right on about the crush
<wants it to not be secret so boneage would happen
V loves Fun Dip

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ wants lady gaga
< might have a crush on someone
V also wants lady gaga

dammit. oh well.

[tidalwave]

^ was late...but is correct..i want her soo badly
< wants to find a crush
v thinking about sex.

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ put sex into my thoughts
< is thinking about sex
v is also thinking about sex

[aircourtneys]

^wants to have sex
<is freakin thinking about sex also
V should buy a segway

[Ava1anche]

^ Should ride a segway with me
< Wants to ride a segway
v Should have sex with me

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is wrong
< is picturing a pink elephant in his head
V is picturing a pink elephant in his/her head

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Has a fetish for wolves and pink elephants
< 's Brain hurts (My brain hurts, my brain hurts, my brain hurts today)
v Likes Screeching Weasel

[Ava1anche]

^ should rest his brain
< is going to watch the movie Brothers
v should give me a high five

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is wrong.
< doesn't like pink elephants, but does love wolves... just not sexually
V has a secret sexual fetish.

i knew i was going to be late. high five for sure.

[de1337ed]

^ High five!
< needs a hug
v hug?

edit: slowwwwwwwwwwwwww

[tidalwave]

^ lots of hugs.
< actually would love a hug.
v hates being touched

[klawansie7]

^ loves hugs
< likes to be touched when drunk
v wants to touch me

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is only half right
< likes hugs
V also likes hugs

late again!

[de1337ed]

^ loves hugs
< likes to be touched when drunk
v wants to touch me

^ only when i'm drunk
< doesn't drink
v should just do it (you know what i'm talking about)

EDIT: if you're late does that mean i'm on time?

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is 19
< is turning 19
V was also born in 1990/1991

[aircourtneys]

^youngin
<Is watching Moon
V wants to see Moon

late

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is late and isn't 18-19
< kind of wants to see moon
V is possibly 18-19

[tidalwave]

^ guessed correctly
< cant wait to be 19 in a few months to legally drink
v drinks too much

[aircourtneys]

^is gonna be a boozer
<is right on the drinks to much
V hates tequilla

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ is going to become a drunk
< never drinking again like she did on friday
v wants to drink right now

[bung]

^ is correct
< is mixing a drink
v probably a straight edge douche

[<*)))><]

^That is going to change everyone from Rockland County is a drunk
< Chillin hardcore
v Wants some buffalo wings

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ stereotypes people based on where they live
< thinks that person above is rude
v is hopefully a nice person

[aircourtneys]

^ is nice also
<just ate some general Tsos
V Now wants food

[klawansie7]

^ is making me hungry
< is going to drink so orange juice
v wishes they had some OJ

[Sean Rizzo]

^ is self-absorbed
< loves secret and whisper
v loves saosin

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Loves things
< Hates things
v Loathes things

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ has more posts than me
< should really write on AP more
v will maybe become my friend

[aircourtneys]

^woooot friendsss
<is tired
Vwants to cuddle tonight

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ Likes making new friends
< Wishes she had a boy to cuddle with
v enjoys cuddling bears

[DevinDomino]

^i'm an ugly fucking boy :)
<M.I.A. in this game for a few hours
v hates me

[aircourtneys]

^Is happy to be back
<wants to be back at SXSW
V is going to see an awesome concert soon

[klawansie7]

^ thinks i hate him
< doesn't actually hate DevinDomino
v probably does hate DevinDomino

[Sean Rizzo]

^ he seems like a cool guy
< is bored
v will fix my boredom please? =D

[DevinDomino]

^I do hate DevinDomino....fucking douchebag! Fuck that kid
<I need to stop peeing my pants and learn how to play the uke
vneeds to stop farting.

[aircourtneys]

^speaks the truth about ATX
<Family is in texas and I am moving to ATX in a year
Vis the real person who farted

[bung]

^ masturbating with his tears
< has a slight buzz
v took him/her awhile to figure out the down arrow is just a 'v'

dammit, too late

[DevinDomino]

^should hang out with me in ATX. yay! hahaha
<wants to get the hell out of Texas though
vprobably thinks i'm some country hillbilly from Texas. WRONG


don't feel like editing haaha!

[apsterling]

^ Doesn't think that- Austin is a neat city.
< Is saving towards a new MacBook Pro
v Is saving towards a purchase?

[aircourtneys]

^has a good taste in computers
<saving for a PS3
V has a mac

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is a Mac
< is a PC
V is saving towards a purchase.

i'm always late. i hate this game.

[DevinDomino]

^I don't know what to say
<wants the macbook pro
vprobably has the macbook pro


lazy


This just got fucked up hahahaha

[tidalwave]

^ wants a macbook pro
< has a new macbook pro
v couldnt care less.

[Sean Rizzo]

^ drugs are bad
< knows that v = down arrow
v doesn't know what a ^ is

[aircourtneys]

^likes the Apple products
<is going to bed
V is tired

[DevinDomino]

^is wrong about me
<is wide awake with the sounds of Jimmy Eat World
vhates Jimmy Eat World

[tidalwave]

^ likes good music.
< lovin Jay-Z right now
v is gangsta

[Wake Up]

^ i liked that one song
< black people keeping me up
v is on AP

[DevinDomino]

^i'm as loud as black people
<not black :(
vracist

[maxvsmaradona]

^ plays the race card
< enjoying Cartel
v is lamer than FDR's legs.

[bung]

^ lives in a fort
< lives in a normal apartment
v still lives with their parents

GOD DAMMIT! late again!

[DevinDomino]

^lives alone and masturbates at night to old pictures of his mom
<live with my parents
vsmells weird

[x1onexwo1fx]

^wrong
<doesn't smell bad anymore because i took a quick shower
V wishes he/she also liked jimmy eat world

[apsterling]

^ has me right.
< Lives in Jimmy Eat World's hometown
v Is jealous of my Vanilla coke.

[x1onexwo1fx]

^is wrong
<likes pepsi
V hopefully also likes pepsi

[Scrawns]

^ should cherish that vanilla coke because i can't find it anywhere
< is wondering what kind of douche puts (official) on a forum game thread
v would definitely buy lord of the rings on blu ray if they had the extra money

[x1onexwo1fx]

^is half-right
<loves lotr but doesn't have blu ray
V also loves lotr?

[allthewaysaid]

I'm just masturbating........I broke the rules!

[tidalwave]

^ loves lotr
< prefers harry potter
v hates both

[de1337ed]

^ true
< phone is recieving texts 15 minutes later / annoying
v phone is working properly

[Wake Up]

^ has a wolf
< doesn't drink soda
v hopefully doesn't drink soda either

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is right
< loves hp and lotr, but hates twilight
V hopefully also hates twilight

[de1337ed]

^ true as well
< doesnt really hate lotr as much as hp and twilight. just doesnt enjoy it either
V would agree that edwards face sparkles like a princess's tiara

[xcloud66x]

^ suwoop to the bangas
< thinks lotr is pretty win
v needs to get laid

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ true
< lonely now
v dances when no one is watching

[Ron57]

^ needs some lovin to cure the loneliez
< dances when everybody is watching
v has an extremely erect penis covered in peanut butter atm.

[de1337ed]

^ only in the shower
< lonely as well
v needs someone to cuddle

edit: failed

[tidalwave]

^ true to both the cuddles...and the erect pb covered penis.
< is freezing
v is hot

[Fringe]

^ That's debatable haha, But thanks anyway
< Ate disgusting microwaved hot dogs. Those were fucking terrible.
v failed two grades

[argg_xo]

^ is very wrong
<is excited for her bday
v is invited to the bday party

[Ron57]

^^took a compliment from someone who basically pointed it into a crowd and shot
^happy birthday!
< Staying up to check my ACT scores.
v Got a 2 on their ACT.

[Ilovetheunknown]

^ Happy birthday, your pet unicorn will be coming in the mail, although I think I forgot to put holes in the box, oh well.
< Wishes it was her birthday
v should send me a video or recording of them singing.

Edit: darn-it I'm too slow.

[tidalwave]

^ needs to request a song
< needs to stop eating so much watermelon
v needs a life

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ how'd you know?
< needs a life
v also needs a life

[Wake Up]

^ is so presumptuous
< incorrectly spells large words
v is black

[sokonfused]

^ spelled presumptuous right
< is asian
v is a badass

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is right
< because i'm also asian
V is probably not asian

[apsterling]

^ Is asian!
< Is not asian :-(
v Is half-asian

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Is white or black
< is black or white
v Is white or black

[Ron57]

^Is in denial - he's really asian.
< got a 26 on my ACT. :D
v Wants to give me head to celebrate.

(ps. fail)

[brook183]

^ just smoked a bag of meth
< thinks Dustin Kensrue is a creative genius
v is a little fairy boy

[Ava1anche]

^no
< just watched Brothers and I feel weird
v is cooler than me

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Is less cool than me
< Has a boys name
v Has a girls name

[klawansie7]

^ is definitely less cool than me
< is not really that cool
v is probably not that cool either

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is sort of right?
< i get called kim a lot.
v also gets his/her name mispronounced.

dammit late again

[de1337ed]

^ late
< on time
v late

[Wake Up]

^ late
< eating ass lint
v sharing my ass lint with me

[sokonfused]

^ is wrong
< on time
v is in a good mood

Edit: damn it. haha. late!

[zion the lion]

^ is late
< took forever to look for the one that went down
v likes velveeta.

[TheProsAndCons]

^ 's '<' is a sexual refrence
< Finds sexual refrences funny
V Is bi-sex-ua-al

[x1onexwo1fx]

^ is not!
< is probably late again
< is listening to p!atd afycso for the first time in years.
v probably has listened to p!atd at some point in his/her life

oh, not late for once.

[Wake Up]

^ totally late
< totally late
v might be late

[xshitsweakx]

^ has been playing this game for a long time
< stopped playing this game to write an essay but decided to take a break
v is most likely addicted to this game

[sokonfused]

^ is wrong
< only just started playing this game a little bit ago
v probably is addicted to this game though

[de1337ed]

^ is probably correct, tho some people seem to be moreso
< listening to minus the bear on repeat
v have you listened to minus the bear's new album yet?

[Wake Up]

^ yeah, not too thrilled
< listening to black people keep me up
v tired of loving pandas

[xshitsweakx]

^ gave me a sucky 'v' considering no one could ever get tired of loving pandas
< thinks pandas are adorable
v should be sleeping right now

[Wake Up]

^ lies about his opinions about panda's because loving panda's are hip
< completely ridiculous
v smells like an ass sandwhich. or when you go in after a fat bitch in a bathroom.

[studskalny]

^ I smell like fresh daisies
< listening to some Seabird
v just brushed his/her teeth

[Wake Up]

^ liar
< lover
v hater

[de1337ed]

^ has trust issues
< is trusting
v should be more trusting

[Wake Up]

^ haha. surprisingly true
< has daddy issues
v has problems getting an erection

[DevinDomino]

^If you wanna ask me about my weiner make it a PM
<If I could throw gang signs my life would be so much easier
vCompliment the person below you

[TheProsAndCons]

^ Is complimenteting the person below him.
< Would never compliment anybody.
v You have nice legs

[sokonfused]

^ is projecting his own erection problems?
< major problems with my erection seeing as how i have a vagina
v currently has an erection

Edit: i hate being late. i suck at this game. haha.

[zion the lion]

^ is completely wrong about my erectile status
< cant really have an erection with a vagina...
v is thinking about contradicting me by saying something about the clitoris

[Wake Up]

^ *too much to say about above person*
< bazan
v should be bazan